The next morning, about eleven or twelve o'clock, it was early enough for those of us who didn't have a morning. I packed up my daily necessities and my own ritual utensils, and I arrived at the airport with a backpack for each person.

The plane at two o'clock in the afternoon, arrived at the airport at four o'clock late, and waited until the fat man and I played cards in the waiting hall.

"Three-to-three!"

"I can't afford it!"

"Four!"

"King Bomb!"

"Over!"

"To five!"

“.........”

After playing for less than two laps, the security guard came to stop it, and the cards were collected, so I didn't play.

.........

After the two of them hauled their backpacks and got on the plane, I secretly cursed that I couldn't play the mobile phone, and the cards were collected again, and I complained to the fat man: "Fat man, how have you spent these hours?"

The fat man looked at me with a resentful face, and scolded loudly: "How do I know how to go, even if I go to the toilet to masturbate, I have to give Zhang Tu!"

As soon as the fat man finished speaking, all the passengers around him looked over, with a look of contempt, what do you want to say... Let's put it this way, it's like letting out a fart in a crowded bus during the commute period, and the other passengers' eyes are exactly the same as those of the fat man now.

Seeing this, I smiled awkwardly at the people around me, and immediately whispered in the fat man's ear: "Can you be quieter, I'm afraid that people won't know how you are single!"

"I'm telling the truth!" said the fat man again.

"Okay, okay, you better stop talking, go to sleep, or you may not have to sleep on the mountain!" I greeted the fat man, and I fell asleep first.

Suddenly, a flight attendant came up to me, I looked at the face of the flight attendant, and felt more and more familiar, and after looking at it for a while, the flight attendant had already walked up to me. I just remembered, this is not Shanshan, how can she be a flight attendant.

As soon as I was about to say hello, I saw her hands on my neck and pinched her, "Ahem... I gasped twice, then reached out to pull her hand away, but I couldn't, and I couldn't breathe.

At this time, I suddenly heard the voice of a fat man in my ears, and I was awakened, and when I opened my eyes, I found my hand on my neck. I realized that it was a dream.

I was shocked, but the fat man on the side looked disdainful, and scolded with a smile: "You can almost suffocate yourself to death in a dream, you kid is also a talent!"

I was still at a loss after hearing this, I shouldn't have slept enough, and the fat man saw me like this and said, "I haven't woken up yet, I've arrived, I'm gone." With that, he dragged me away.

After getting off the plane, it was already completely dark, the two took back their backpacks and left the airport, stopped a taxi on the side of the road and ran directly to Changbai Mountain.

When I arrived at the foot of Changbai Mountain, considering that it was not early, it was inconvenient to enter the mountain directly, so I found a small hotel at the foot of the mountain and walked in.

When the two arrived at the counter, a man at the front desk was watching a video with his mobile phone while munching melon seeds, and said impatiently without raising his head: "How many people? ID card for me!"

When the fat man saw his attitude, he clenched his fist and wanted to go up and beat him, but I stopped him, and made his eyes look and said don't make trouble.

I took out my ID card and handed it to him, and then he looked up at us, then at our backpack, and then at our backpack, and then said, "You're here for a trip?"

The fat man didn't look at him with an unhappy expression, only I nodded at him.

And when he saw me nodding, he said, "I don't like it, just your dress, I can see several batches a month, I advise you not to play with your life!"

When he said this, I was in a fog, and while handing him the house money, he asked: "What do you mean, what do you mean not to play with your life, you explain it to me clearly!"

I saw him hand me the room card, with a strange smile on his face, and said: "If you don't admit it, it's hard for me to say it, this is the room card, ID card and pressure money will be refunded to you after checking out." ”

I reached out and took the room card, but I couldn't understand what he wanted to say, so I ignored him and went upstairs with the fat man. As I walked, I asked the fat man, "Do you know what he meant by those words?"

And the fat man seemed to be angry just now, and he looked impatient, and said, "He should have mistakenly thought that we were upside down!"

"Damn, how do you know?" I asked, puzzled.

As I spoke, the two of them had already arrived in the room, opened the door and inserted the card, and as soon as I entered the room, I threw my backpack on the bed, took out a pack of cigarettes from my pocket, and handed the fat man one.

I also ordered one, and then asked, "Fatty, tell me how you know?"

The fat man stretched out his hand to take the cigarette, lit it and took a deep breath, paused for a few seconds before saying: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that someone rumored a long time ago that there is an ancient tomb on this Changbai Mountain, saying that the things inside are priceless." I'm just giving you a brief explanation, people don't know how much to say, it's the same as the truth, I can't learn it!"

As he spoke, the fat man paused and took another puff of his cigarette, and then said, "So many tomb robbers came here, but after so many years, no one has found them, and even many people have gone in and never returned..."

", then you still let me promise Shanshan to come to his brother, you have a sick brain, maybe you will explain it here. I scolded before I finished listening.

When the fat man saw that I was angry, he explained: "Most of them are lost and frozen to death and starved to death, and I will never die if we have a fat man here!"

"What do you mean, you were upside down before you became Mr. Yin Yang?" I joked to the question.

When the fat man heard this, his face changed slightly, and then changed back to his original expression, and said with a smile: "Roll the calf, you are the one who fights upside down, your whole family is upside down, fat man, I don't do this lack of virtue!"

When I saw that he was hiding something, I wanted to ask what was going on, and said, "Okay fat man, don't hide it, tell me about your heroic deeds, and I won't report you." ”

When the fat man saw that I refused to give up, his face changed suddenly, and he scolded: "I said no, I don't believe it, get out, the fat man is going to sleep." So saying, he took off his shoes and went to bed.

And I saw that he was really angry, and it was not good to continue to break the casserole to ask the end, so I had to give up, went to the bathroom to take a shower, and went to bed myself.

I slept until the next morning, when I woke up from the cold, shivering with cold. I got up and went to the toilet to pee before I came back to get dressed, and I saw that the fat man was still snoring with his earth-shattering snoring, and he slept so soundly!

I went over and gave it to you in the ass, scolding: "It's good to have thick fat, so carry the cold!"

I saw that the fat man slowly opened his eyes, looked at me cheaply, and said, "You are jealous and jealous?"

"I'm hate... I hate why I fell for your agitation and came to such a cold place to find someone. I finished speaking angrily, and went to wash up on my own.

A few minutes later, when I came out, the fat man was already getting dressed and smoking there. When the fat man saw me come out, he gave me one, and went in to wash himself.

As soon as I lit my cigarette and smoked it, the fat man came out of it, and I said, "Fat man, it's time to leave after breakfast, are you ready, do you want to write a suicide note or something?"