Chapter 604 hurts muscles and bones

Cheng Yanjin was not happy when he heard this: "Old Niubi, you don't have a conscience when you say this?" Which time did I have a good time, didn't I take it with you? ……”

Li Er knows that if you let this grind open, you won't be able to stop for a while!

"That's it! Come on! Cheng Yizhen, it's almost done! Is the feast ready? ”

"That's it! All right! It's been around for a long time! Your Majesty, go this way! ”

Of course, there was a eunuch or something, and the person in charge of Li Er's diet and daily life came to the kitchen early and took a silver needle, prick it here, prick it that......

"Serve the food, serve the wine!" Cheng bit Jin shouted, representing the beginning of the banquet ~ a whole pot of bear paws! A whole pot of beef stew, a whole pot of chicken stew, a whole pot of stir-fried lamb......

This ~ this banquet is very golden! Absolutely Cheng family style!

The ministers couldn't stretch out their chopsticks, and looked at Li Er in embarrassment!

Li Er......

Li Er smiled and bit the gold with his hand: "Yizhen, Yizhen!" I know that it is unreliable for you to prepare a banquet! Look at you......

What is this called? Everyone, don't look at it, it's not that you don't know what Cheng Biting Jin looks like! Drink to win! ”

"Drink to win!"

This is indeed a huge victory, whether it is for Li Er, who is inspired to surpass Emperor Yang of Sui, or for the soldiers who welcome back the bones of former Sui veterans, this is a huge victory!

Lift your breath!

As for Jieli and the like~ grassland tribes, it is not uncommon to defeat them, and the grassland tribes can't count when they let the descendants of Yan and Huang defeat them!

This Goguryeo is different, the three expeditions of the former Sui Dynasty, the three times did not please well, and they forcibly lost the country!

Li Er killed from the west to the east this time, and even took the sheep to Baekje and Silla to the territory of the Tang Dynasty, Li Er is now full of ambition, and even has a feeling of drawing his sword and looking around at a loss~ There is no one around who can fight!

Li Er picked up the chopsticks......

What's the clip!

Cheng Yanjin also saw it: "Your Majesty, it's not that you don't know who I am Lao Cheng, family banquets have always been like this!"

Your Majesty, you taste this bear paw, this is stewed early, and the pick is the right forepaw! Eat now, just right!

It's just that my Cheng family has always had one is one, and two is two! In my house, I can eat a lot of money, and I can't eat it like I can't pretend to be! If you want to eat, let's do it! ”

Cheng Biting Jin said that he started his hand, put on a bear paw with chopsticks, and handed one to the square plate in front of Li Er! The other is put into his own bowl and eats......

All......

I don't know who shouted, "Grab it!" ”

Snoring, everyone began to follow suit......

After three bowls of this wine, what kind of civil and military generals, rob it!

The meal was a mess of cups and plates, Li Er leaned on the chair, and picked his teeth without any image: "This old thing, it's really, really ......."

Cheng Biting Jin chewed the bones in his mouth, "Look at it, just say, I can see at a glance who is the affordable person at the family banquet of the old Cheng family, and the affordable person can eat enough!" ”

Li Er smiled and pointed his finger at Cheng Biting Gold. Ay! This sycophant is caught off guard!

Cheng Yanjin said: "Chai Lao, remember to let your team have a good rest!" Today I had people build the stadium overnight! Tomorrow we'll split the winner! ”

Chai Shao shouted: "You better practice a team as soon as possible, otherwise I'm afraid that I won't be able to win!" Besides~ it's not interesting to abuse the weak! ”

Cheng bit King Kong wanted to be angry, but suddenly turned from anger to laughter: "Hehe, tomorrow I will see the winner!" ”

That night, after Chai Shao went back, he arranged: "Ma Sanbao, you go and see if Cheng Laoxiang has left a team of leather monkeys!" If we stay, we won't have much chance of winning tomorrow! ”

"No!"

Cheng Yanjin entered the courtyard and called Cheng Fa: "Go, go to the backyard, let the horse temple and them hide it tightly, even if it is a fart, it will be a deflated fart for me!" If people find out, there will inevitably be some twists and turns! ”

Cheng Fa was a little puzzled!

Cheng Yanjin explained: "You rammer, don't you know that arrows are the most deterrent only in the dark? What if they are exposed in the Horse Temple, and they are targeted at them? Just go! ”

Cheng Fa promised! Go down and arrange it!

Li Er here: "Qiu Xinggong! What is this rugby? ”

Qiu Xinggong thought for a while: "Your Majesty, this minister can't say it well. But the minister looks at this thing to secretly cooperate with the way of the battle array, cooperate with each other, and prevent the other party from cooperating, in short~ It's very brain-consuming! ”

Li Er nodded: It's a good brain, I love this thing.

Qiu Xinggong took a piece of paper, drew the court, explained the points won by losing, and explained the rules......

Li Er nodded frequently after hearing this, and then Li Er asked, "Will the twelve riding armors you go to be able to?" ”

Qiu Xinggong nodded: "Rough rules!" It's just that the time to fight is a little less, so you may not be able to beat them! Especially the team that Cheng Hong trained, if it was according to the rules, the minister would not be able to beat them! ”

Li Er came to be interested: "Oh? Then you can demonstrate it first, and I will take a look! ”

"No!"

After a while, the twelve horsemen arrived at the school field behind, surrounded by braziers, not to mention bright as day, but it did not affect the vision!

The white ash is ready-made, and the pitch will be shaken off in a while! As for the equipment of the Xuanjia Army, there is no need to get it right, except for unscrewing the spikes on the hat.

"Ready! Begin! ”

Li Er sat on the high platform and looked at the players who were rampage like a bull below!

"Good luck!"

Li Er stood up with a "poof" after the two sides collided together! Although there are not many people, it makes people's blood boil!

This ~ is the best sport for men!

Twelve horsemen heard His Majesty shouting good luck! Come on! Do you dare to show your face?

Although there are not enough personnel, but the passion is coming!

After two fights, Li Er waved his hand: "Reward!" Let's go back and rest early! I'm going to have a fight with Cheng Lao Goods tomorrow! Huh! By the way, tomorrow I will ask Xue Li and Fang Jia Erlang to join the team and explain the rules to them! ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!" Qiu Xinggong gave up!

Xue Li? Fang Jun? These two ......

If you don't talk about Li Er, you can see the importance of this thing at a glance! Although this thing is said to be the first to cooperate, the prerequisite is strength!

If you don't have the strength, do you want to play rugby? I can't kill you!

The next day, everyone got up early!

On the court, Cheng Biting Jin Zheng stood there and shouted: "Run a few laps, run a few laps!" Let's see what else hasn't been done! Don't let them say anything about stones in the sand, affect the play! ”

Chai Shao looked at the Cheng family's soldiers who were running all over the field, and then glanced back at his team: "Move your arms and legs, and today you want to beat Cheng Lao 10 to 0!" ”

"I'm not afraid of the wind flashing my tongue! It's still ten to zero, really think I'm muddy? ……”

At this time, Li Er and the others also arrived: "Why didn't this be decided before the score?" ”

"Your Majesty!"

"Excuse me!" At this time, Qiu Xinggong entered the field with a team of players in black armor!

Chai Shao looked at it, "Yo! You stinky shameless, here you go again! Didn't you lose enough last time, what happened? ”

Qiu Xinggong's face darkened: "Do you still have the face to say win me?" I'll put up with the sand and hit the black box! You're still spitting! If it weren't for the fact that the Cheng family kid didn't dare to blow your foul, you would have been punished eight hundred times a long time ago! ”

When Li Eryi saw it, it was noisy again! Hurriedly raised his hand to stop: "Okay, don't argue yet!" Let's draw lots! ”

Cheng Yanjin stepped forward: "Your Majesty, wait a minute!" My old Cheng won Chai Shao first, and I was comparing with Qiu Xinggong! If nothing else, the Golden Ball will be won back first! ”

"Good!" Li Er nodded!

It's settled!

"Toot!"

A whistle blows, and the first game is ready to begin! Best of 3 games!

The humble stands are surrounded by soldiers! Li Er and the others sat on the high platform, looking down on the overall situation! It's all clear!

Chai Shao came to the stage, sat on the high platform, and looked at the railing~ It's broken! How is the Horse Temple there?

"Cheng Lao, you yin me!" Chai Shao glared angrily!

Cheng bites Jin Yile: "Ha! Yin you? What's wrong with you? ”

Chai Shao pointed to Ma Si, who was sitting on the bench over there: "Who is that?" Isn't that Cheng Hong's personal soldier? Shouldn't you go back to Chang'an? Why is he still here? ”

Li Er was curious~ How could a pro-soldier make Chai Shao so anxious?

Qiu Xinggong explained in a low voice: "It is said that the playing formation of this horse temple was personally taught by Cheng Hong, and he is proficient in thirty kinds of formation changing methods, not to mention invincible, it is not much worse!" ”

Li Er was stunned!

At this time, Cheng Biting Jin clasped his nostrils and explained, "What's the matter? My eldest man's personal soldiers are not Lao Tzu's personal soldiers? Besides, Ma Si was injured when he went to Yintai, and he was recuperating from his injuries here, and these two days are just right! Can you handle it? ”

Chai Shao was so angry that he almost didn't look up: "It's good to be a faceless old Cheng Lao!" You attacked it with your fists on Yintai, and you dare to say that someone was injured? Do you still want to face? ”

Cheng Biting Jin said arrogantly: "Why don't you get hurt?" Don't you know, the Baishan Yan who went to Yintai sat in the trebuchet by himself, and flew into the sky with his teeth and claws......"

"Didn't you say you didn't hit anyone?" Li Ji interface.

"Ahh Oh, yes! Didn't hit anyone! Cheng Biting Jin said confidently, "I didn't hit anyone, but Ma Si is not angry, and my stomach hurts with a smile!" The doctor said ~ 100 days of breaking muscles and bones! ”

"Poof! Ha! Ha! Ha! Loss, you think of it! Li Er and the others were laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists!

Chai Shao was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "Your belly has muscles and bones!" ”

"Are you stupid? Whose belly has muscles? Cheng Yanjin looked at Chai Shao with disdain!

"Then you say it hurts?"

"Yes! He didn't hurt his bones, so it won't take a hundred days, it's just right today! Cheng Biting Jin looked innocent!

I'll go!

Li Er and the others were almost unable to laugh: "Okay, okay!" Cheng, Cheng Zhijie, shut up! Watch the game first! ”

"No!" Cheng Biting Jin retreated in time!

Everyone rubbed their faces! After tidying up the instrument, this old thing, as long as he messes around, don't think about speaking!

Li Er lined up Chai Shao's shoulders: "Don't be angry with this goods, except for Wei Zheng who hired a group of fat maids to admit it, who do you think took advantage of him?" ”