Hearing this, Liu Kun's mentality collapsed.

How many kennels did Lao Tzu poke in his last life? How much shit did you step on? How did you meet such a woman?

Before, the guerrillas met a bad girl.,Now it's another one against yourself.,Lao Tzu is the protagonist, right?

"Girl! How to speak? Go and get the burdock done. The old doctor frowned and reprimanded him harshly.

The girl was unhappy when she was scolded, pouted and stopped talking, gave Liu Kun a fierce look, put down the water and turned out of the house.

Liu Kun looked at it, and his heart was so cool!

Deserve! Get scolded, let you scold again!

"It's your turn, lie on your stomach and take off your pants."

Liu Kun thought that the old doctor would explain a few words for her granddaughter, but she didn't expect that people didn't have this plan at all, and looked at herself with a drooping face.

Never mind! Anyway, if you treat yourself, you can't refuse people's kindness.

Besides, his buttocks were gunshot wounds, and the wound had been dull and painful, and the strenuous exercise for the past two days was really uncomfortable.

Somewhat tangled, he took off his pants, and Liu Kun lay on the wooden bed with a red face. It feels like going to the hospital for a spanking injection, the difference is that the nurse is a girl, and this is an old man.

"Gunshot wound?!" The old doctor was slightly stunned, then did not speak again, lowered his head and looked carefully.

"The wound on the outside is fine, but there is some infection on the inside. Boy, find something to bite into, and I'll cut your ass open in a minute,......"

"Huh?! What the hell?! Don't! Doctor, my ass is fine! It's all right! Just take some anti-inflammatory pills. Liu Kun's frightened bladder shrank instantly, and the roots of his teeth itched.

Isn't it nonsense to have to operate on yourself without anesthetic? He is not a tough guy of steel, and he can't be killed with a knife.

"Boy, although your wound is well treated, there is a lot of gunpowder residue in it, if you don't clean it up in time, don't blame me if your leg is wasted at that time!" After the old doctor finished speaking, a playful smile appeared on his face.

If Liu Kun saw the other party's expression, he would definitely know that he had been fooled.

"Isn't it? So serious?! Liu Kun was really frightened.

"Can I still lie to you? If you don't treat this injury, it will be in severe pain at night, and your butt will swell to the size of a basin. ”

Originally, Liu Kun believed the old doctor's words, and was ready to let the other party deal with him. But as soon as I heard that my buttocks would swell into a basin, I instantly understood that I was fooled by the old man.

As soon as he turned over, Liu Kun got up and lifted his pants angrily: "You think I'm stupid, aren't you?" Is your butt swollen to the size of a basin? Why don't you say it's swollen to the size of a pig's butt? ”

"It's possible!" The old doctor nodded solemnly.

"Holy! Uncle, you can fool too much! Even if the gunpowder remains in my ass, it won't swell every night, right? Isn't it swollen during the day? Although I am not a doctor, I also know that this is impossible, and you want to pit me to say it directly. The corners of Liu Kun's mouth twitched twice, and he rolled his eyes and said.

Hearing his words, the old doctor laughed: "You kid is quite smart. Alright, your companion is fine, but you need to rest for a few days. You two will be staying at my house for the next few days, and you will have to take some medicine. If the devil comes, you two hide and wait until your injuries are healed before leaving. Let's go, go out for a bite to eat. ”

"Okay, thank you, uncle." Liu Kun is not polite, after all, Xuan Qingzi needs to rest.

When the two went to the yard, the girl was angrily handling the medicinal herbs, and she didn't pay attention to them when she saw the two of them coming out.

"Girl, the two of them were injured by devils." The old doctor shook his head with a wry smile and said.

When the girl heard this, her body stiffened significantly, then she was silent for a moment, and then turned around and walked in front of Liu Kun.

Liu Kun thought that this girl was going to him! Frightened, he instinctively took a step back.

The girl laughed "poof", and then hugged her fist at Liu Kun and said, "I was wrong about what happened just now, and I apologize to you here." ”

Liu Kun was a little stunned, and hurriedly hugged his fists to salute, with an inexplicable expression.

"Girl, go cook and get some qi and blood."

The old doctor waved his hand, and the girl answered and ran to cook.

"My girl has never wanted me to treat people, and it is easy to attract devils, so I had a bad attitude towards you just now, forgive me."

Liu Kun understood now, it turned out that the girl was worried that the identity of the old doctor would be revealed, and she would be arrested by the devil to fill the army when the time came.

"It's okay! Never mind! I like girls with straightforward personalities. However, uncle, since you are a doctor, why don't you cure the birthmark on her face? ”

For a girl, half of her face is a birthmark is equivalent to disfigurement, and it will be difficult to find her in-laws in the future.

Besides, he didn't believe that this old man was incapable of curing girls. Just by his own actions, he was inferred that he was injured, which shows the high level of his medical skills.

"Hehe, okay, I'm going to rest for a while, you can do it yourself." The old doctor did not answer directly, threw down a sentence, and then turned and went to another room.

Liu Kun stood in place for a while, looking left and right and didn't know what to do, so he simply lay down on the rocking chair next to him.

Basking in the sun, I began to fantasize that I had formed a team, and then I killed the devil with the most awesome weapon without leaving a piece of armor, and before I knew it, I fell asleep again.

Maybe it's because of my weak body, I can sleep especially in these two days.

At this time, at the intersection of Pangezhuang and Beiping, the devils suddenly opened a checkpoint, and a whole squadron of devils was stationed.

Boxes of ammunition were pulled on the two cars, and the devils kept moving them down.

"Yaga! A bunch of rubbish! Let one person destroy one of our sentinels, and the people haven't caught it yet, what are you eating?! Kudo Yamada raised his hand and slapped Sanji Watanabe in the face.

"Hey!" Watanabe Sanji bowed his head and admitted his mistake.

"Is that person Eight Roads? How did you kill the warriors of our empire? ”

"Hey! That Shina man is the Eighth Road. And according to my observations, the other party is very skilled, he should have practiced the kung fu of that person, and he attacked before dawn, so our people will be sacrificed. However, I shot him, and he should not have run far, and he must have been hidden by the nearby Shina people. ”

"Yaga! That kung fu is a fist and embroidered legs, how can it compare to the judo of our empire? ”

"Hey! The Great Empire is the No. 1 in the world in judo! ”

"Yo Xi! Watanabe, I order you to get that damned Shina pig back within three days, or you will be court-martialed!" ”

"Hey!"

After Watanabe Sanji retreated, he immediately gathered a small team of devils and began to search the neighborhood.

Two hours later, at sunset, Liu Kun was woken up by the smell of fragrant rice.

Seeing that the girl brought two bowls of medicinal porridge into the house, his saliva almost flowed out.

It's not easy to eat porridge in this era, it's a matter of being full, it seems that this old man's family is quite rich!

"Don't look at it, this bowl is yours, hurry up and eat it."

The girl casually handed him a bowl of Liu Kun.

This sudden gentleness made Liu Kun not react for a while.

Is this chick transgender?