Beibi Volume Chapter 082 Where is my second child?
Chapter 082: Where is my second child?
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"Filial piety" is a traditional virtue, the crow feeds back, the lamb kneels and suckles, the filial piety of the son of man is a matter of course, the key is that everything must have a "degree", to have rational thinking, correct orientation. From not cutting your hair, to not taking off your clothes for three years, not fitting your eyes for 70 days, and then giving birth to a doll in the grave, which "filial piety is on the point"? This is not filial piety, it is a laughing stock.
Not to mention the ancients, even if the people of later generations, how many are filial piety and how many are funny? knew that the "cheap goods" were cheating on his father, and he said to his father: "If you want to eat, you can eat, anyway, we are not short of money." ”
At first glance, this kind of talk seems to be quite filial, but if you have a brain, think about it after a while.
Isn't the money bad, is there a lot of dad?
If you eat it, you will have it!
There are also skits that make a bunch of "foolish children's paper" to sell ants to the old man, shouting from the uncle to the father, the son can't stop him when he comes back, the old man has to buy it, and the old man also said that he is not confused, and there is actually a reason for buying ants.
First, the old man is empty, lonely and cold, and it is good to have a "fool child" to call his father.
Second, thinking that it is not easy for his son to be outside, and he is working hard to complete his performance like these "fooling children", I feel strange in my heart.
After the old man finished speaking, he also hugged the "fooling child paper" into his arms with his son, pretending to be moved to tears.
At first glance, the old man seemed to be quite understanding, suggesting that his son should come home often.
But if you have a brain, think about it after a while.
It's not easy for a foul language thief, he is exposed to the wind and sun all day long, climbs high and low to complete his performance, and is always worried about being caught by the police! The old man's son is outside, if it is the same spelling as the "fooling children's paper" who sell ants, fooling so many old people who are cheated of their hard-earned money when they are old, angry to death, eating to death, delaying treatment and dying, abound, then the old man should "lose his son when he is old"! At least one of his sons can be killed, and many families will be less harmed.
Old man lonely?
Square dance!
Do you dare to say that you are not confused, is it a fool who sells ants?
It's just this kind of thing that isn't a thing, and if you put it on TV, you can still win an award, which is funnier than "laughing at an official". That's right, sketches are originally funny art.
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Ahem...... It seems to be a little off-track.
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Crawling out of the tunnel, Liu Hanshao dusted off his body, and suddenly found a person kneeling in front of him.
"Minister, loyalty, please meet Your Majesty."
Bye bye, what does it mean to hold back a bad smile?
Liu Hanshao kicked up, kicked Xi Zhicai directly, took off the hat with the curtain and threw it on the coffee table, the cow drank a few sips of water, and then asked, "Is it fun outside?" ”
"It's fun, it's fun."
Xi Zhicai was still lying on the ground, shaking all over, knowing that he was holding back a laugh, and he didn't know what was going on.
Liu Hanshao has been working very hard recently, he wants to keep Liu Hong's spirit, he wants to be a mascot for Empress Dowager He, and he has to play with Liu Xie, although Yan Shibai has already passed on the news, but until today, he can sneak out of the tunnel to meet with Xi Zhicai.
Han Shao ascended to the throne, Shi Laodao, Xi Zhicai, and their gang were all very happy, and they got what they wanted. Xi Zhicai originally sincerely wanted to pay a big salute, but as soon as he saw Liu Hanshao crawling out of the tunnel, he immediately thought of a word, Mu Monkey Crown. How can anyone who is an emperor stretch out his arms and legs to dust off the dust?
Don't give my brother a fire, my brother has a very bad temper now!
In the past and future lives, there are always hypnotists in movies and television, taking a pocket watch or any pendant, and shaking it in front of the face, people will get dizzy. Now Liu Han rarely wears this hat, but the emperor's crown, twelve ways, swaying in front of his eyes all day long, is not dizzy.
Liu Hanshao got up, made a gesture and kicked again, and Xi Zhicai quickly got up from the ground and sat on the side honestly.
"How did Empress Dowager Dong die?"
"Poisoned wine."
Hearing this, Liu Hanshao nodded silently. Dead are dead, what do you still feel about? What's more, in addition to other factors, judging from this matter alone, the old lady died unjustly.
"It's been raining lately, and it's been a disaster, so are we okay in the mountains?"
"It's okay in the mountains, firstly, the terrain is quite high, and secondly, our pond can store and drain water for regulation. Many people have been displaced and many people have died. ”
The chaos at the end of the Han Dynasty and the continuous natural disasters were also one of the big reasons, which Liu Hanshao was helpless about.
"Hmm. Tell Beibi and Songshan that if conditions permit, they will try their best to resettle more victims. ”
"Songshan has been notified that Huang Shao is responsible for the resettlement of the victims."
There is no good news, it doesn't seem too bad, the atmosphere is a little awkward, or rather tense, after all, step by step watching the life and death stake.
In order to ease his emotions, Liu Hanshao suddenly asked jokingly: "Brother's good days are coming, ...... Where's? ”
The word "second", if it is not used as a number ranking, what other meanings there are, Xi Zhi already knows. "Poof" smiled, a little sympathetic to Zhao Yun, but also a little gloating, but fortunately, he was always the only one who was "crushed by strength". At the same time, he also felt deeply helpless about His Majesty the Emperor, who was caught digging a pit for whom, and even his own righteous brother was not spared. You are also the person who is the emperor, why can't you be in shape? But...... It doesn't seem to be in shape, and it makes people feel quite close, very hot.
"Your Majesty, your second brother has already moved to the north with the troops scattered and in batches."
"Well, wow, put it closer, and feel at ease."
Subsequently, Liu Hanshao said as if intentionally or unintentionally: "Zhicai, you still call Han Shao, brother listens to it." ”
As soon as Xi Zhicai looked up, he saw a "sincere" look, pondered for a long time, and made sure that Liu Hanshao had not dug a pit, and his little heart was suddenly moved.
Without waiting for the moving water in Xi Zhicai's eyes, Liu Hanshao suddenly asked: "Zhicai, can He Jin not die?" ”
Unexpectedly, Han Shao watched Liu Hong die, watched Empress Dowager Dong die, and at this moment, he asked He Jin if he could not die? Could it be that Han Shao is not close to the relatives on his grandmother's side, but he is close to the relatives on his grandmother's side? When I first met Han Shao, he was still young, and when he cleaned up the yellow scarf super powder, he just said a word. Killing decisively, this is the primary posture of the master, and it also makes himself look at it differently. Now, at the critical moment, the sword is added, but is it indecisive?
Xi Zhicai was silent, and he didn't know how to speak for a while, after all, He Jin was Han Shao's uncle, and he couldn't get close.
"You are the emperor, so you can naturally condemn life and death. Just ......"
"Zhicai, you and my brother who died, you should say anything directly."
Xi Zhicai stared at Liu Han for a long time, seemed to see the sincerity in his eyes, and also saw the torment in his heart, nodded, and said: "If He Sui Gao does not die, it will be difficult to recover military power." If he has the talents of Huo Guang and Dou Wu, calms the world, and exalts his authority outside the territory, even if Han Shaogan is Hello Katie, the people of the world will also praise you for being a good emperor. But ......"
I didn't dare to say any more. Xi Zhicai thought about it for a while, and then changed his expression: "Han Shao, it's not whether you want He Suigao to die, or whether He Suigao should die, but ...... The fate is determined in a few days. If he has talent, resourcefulness, and can dodge the villain's secret arrow, he will naturally not die. ”
Liu Hanshao nodded slowly, in fact, he understood the truth, but he was burdened with family affection and felt pain in his heart. If you only talk about family affection, regardless of grandma, grandma, uncle, and second aunt, everyone must live a long life, and it is best to be healthy and happy! The key is that none of his so-called relatives are ordinary people, if they can live well, a large number of people in the world will suffer. For example, the Empress Dowager Dong, who piled up her house like a bank vault with money, but still used yellow sorghum and rotten wood for others to eat, shouldn't she be damned?
Think about it, my brother really fell for Liu Hong's evil, what kind of family relationship do you have to do with them? All of them are-stirring sticks that bring disaster to the country and the people. Zhang Rang, the old gelding dog is still the uncle of Empress Dowager He's sister, do you still have to run to call him a second uncle and grandfather? That's worse than Liu Hong's mix! In parentheses, Uncle Jun is the meaning of the father-in-law in "father-in-law and mother-in-law".
As for the words behind Xi Zhicai, it is to guide Liu Hanshao's psychology, or it can be said to be exculpation. It means that Liu Hanshao stared at He Jin and fell into the water, if he had the ability to swim ashore by himself, it would be his life; If he doesn't have the ability, and the "coo-dong" sinks to the bottom, then his life should be like this, and it's none of our business anyway.
Liu Hanshao let out a long breath, I don't know if it was because he figured out this section and felt relaxed, or was it ...... The blood is getting colder.
"Yes, brother will go back, and the outside affairs will be handed over to Zhicai."
"Han Shao!"
Before Liu Han went down the tunnel, Xi Zhicai called him again and said solemnly: "You must endure it, you must endure it!" If you delay a few more days, the mad dog will be able to bite a few more snakes and rats. ”
Liu Hanshao nodded, turned around and went into the tunnel.
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According to the opinions of the friends, it is unanimously agreed that now that the general is in power, if the eunuchs are wiped out, they will be able to be very happy and famous all over the world. So, He Jin entered the palace to plead to the Empress Dowager He, and counted the sins of the eunuchs, please eradicate them. It's a pity that the Empress Dowager He disagreed. Empress Dowager He is a "affectionate and righteous" person, when she entered the palace by herself, she was nothing, and she relied on bribing eunuchs and taking care of her up and down, so she came to this day step by step. Now on the other hand, the eunuchs have countless filial piety to themselves, and they also serve carefully and serve properly, how can they say that they will be killed? What does this make others think? What do those who have helped them think? What do those who hate themselves and always like to speak ill of themselves behind their backs?
"The central official commands the forbidden province, from ancient times to the present, the story of the Han family cannot be abolished. And the first emperor abandoned the world, why should I work with the scholars? ”
Although He Jin is the eldest brother, he still has to kowtow when he sees the Empress Dowager He, and now that the Empress Dowager He has said so, he has not withdrawn. In addition, in fact, he also felt that there was no need to kill all the eunuchs, now his sister is the queen mother, and his nephew is the emperor, if there are not a few eunuchs around him to support and serve, where can it appear to be royal prestige? Only kill those who have a bad reputation, who have a lot of money in the family, and who have offended themselves, and the meaning will be obtained.
However, Yuan Shao does not see it that way.