The battle between the two tigers

Junju City

Before noon, the old bustard of Chunyan Building came to Xu Cun to complain again! "Uncle Xu, your fourth master Hu drilled into Miss Chunmei's boudoir last night, and he didn't care that there were guests in the girl's room, and he ran out of half the city naked with Zhang Daguan, how will you do business in the future for the slaves? ……”

Xu Cun's face was full of shame, and he said with a smiling face: "Sister, don't be angry! This wanderer, I'll call him to fight! ”

This is not to deal with it in vain, Xu Cun is really angry with Hu Si who is acting absurdly.

Qinglou women can be divided into five categories: one is a palace prostitute; the second is a prostitute; three are official prostitutes; four are domestic prostitutes; The fifth is a prostitute.

Among them, especially the prostitutes like Chunyanlou are the most miserable, they are either young and unnourished, or forced to fall into the dust, and their livelihood depends on the rewards of the guests on weekdays.

Seeing Xu Cun's sincere attitude, especially the heart-warming "sister", the old bustard suddenly lost most of his anger. The old bustard of the MILFs rolled her eyes, writhed her fat ass exaggeratedly, and walked away like willows.

Without waiting for Xu Cun to look for it, Hu Si himself pushed the door in, still dressed as a merry scribe. Since he lived in Chunyan Tower, he has been dressed like this every day; With his head tied up, a pair of suede shoes on his feet, and he was wearing a round-necked wide-sleeved shirt on a hot day, but his body was really thin, and his robe was a little rusty, and there was a tiger jade pendant given to him by Zhang Daguan when he begged for mercy last night.

When Xu Cun saw Hu Si's dress for the first time, he was angry! This monkey is imitating poetry and wine, and Du Mu, who is wandering and dissolute, also wants to have a song "Sending Huai"?

Down-and-out rivers and lakes carrying wine,

Chu's waist is slender and his palms are light,

Ten years of Yangzhou dream,

Won the name of Qinglou Bo Xing.

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Xu Cun, who was secretly depressed, watched the main owner send it to the door by himself, how could he still have the heart to talk to him? didn't say anything, carrying Hu Si to cover his face was a violent beating.

Hearing the cry of Hu Sigui's crying wolf, Meng Hu and Lu Ben, who were staying next door, didn't know what was going on, and hurriedly rushed into the room.

Xu Cunfang, who was tired of beating, stopped, sat on the chair panting and scolded: "You are so unreasonable, why did you go to Chunmei's room last night to make trouble?" If you dare to make any more trouble, go out of the city and go with the other brothers to live in the temple of the mountain god. Hu Si Ai, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, said: "Chunmei and I are in love, how can I watch other men hug her to sleep?" Xu Cun, who was angry, got up and wanted to kick him again, but Hu Si hurriedly begged for mercy with a bitter face.

"foolish, Chunmei is a goddess who leans on the door and laughs, how can she be happy with you as a monkey?" Hu Si was afraid that Xu Cun would beat him again, so he hid behind Lu Ben and poked his head out and said: "Laughing is spending silver money to sleep, I have never used silver money to sleep with Chunmei!" Xu Cun was even more furious when he heard this, and he was about to chase after him, but Hu Si dared to stay, and ran away......

Lehehe looked at Lu Ben in the monkey show, but heard someone in the courtyard calling him, and when he walked out of the door, he saw that it was Fan Jiutong's personal entourage. Xiao Liu, who was fast-legged, saw Lu Ben nodding and bowed his head, saying that Uncle Fan sent him to invite Lu Ye to the banquet.

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Lu Ben couldn't help but want to laugh when he looked at Uncle Fan who was hanging from his two arms opposite. Fan Jiutong invited Lu Ben to the banquet, put the wine and food but did not move the chopsticks, just sat there with a sad face, so that Lu Ben was at a loss, and after repeated questioning, Uncle Fan told his experience with a depressed face.

In fact, the street is the most face-conscious, even if you kill people, steal and plunder, the more earth-shattering the case, it will only make the idlers more respectful and worshipful. But if one day, you are trampled under the feet of others and admit that you are soft, then it will become stinky in the eyes of the splasher, and it is not as good as shit.

Since Fan Jiutong was stabbed twice by Lu Ben, the pimples on the street have looked down on Lao Fan, and the three indiscriminate people who see him like pugs on weekdays now dare to shake their arms in front of Uncle Fan. Especially Qi Dahu, the prankster of North Street, took the opportunity to find fault and make trouble, and sent a few pranksters to smash his Jiutong gambling house last night.

"Master Lu, you can't sit idly by and watch the affairs of your little brother!" Fan Jiutong, who was sweet and well-behaved, said "little brother", and the bluffing deer Ben squirted out a sip of old wine; "Don't shout nonsense, you are not a little younger than my Aye, where is the little brother who climbs?"

The deer wiped the wine stains from his mouth; Thinking that the brothers are all relying on Lao Fan to take care of them these days, and this matter is still a disaster that he "poked" out, he can't stay out of the matter because of reason, so he casually patted Lao Fan's shoulder and readily agreed: "Leave this matter to me, you don't have to take care of it!" Seeing Lao Fan's grinning teeth in pain, Lu Ben remembered that he had inadvertently touched his sore spot.

Uncle Fan was overjoyed when he saw that Lu Ben should come down, swept away his previous decadent appearance, hung his arms and shook his hands, and spread cloth vegetables to persuade wine, looking a little funny, looking like a groundhog who had become a spirit. His hands were not dexterous, so Lao Fan called the woman to come in and pour tea and water.

Narcissus walked in with a teapot and blushed when she saw the guest; Lu Ben remembered the two thieves who had sneaked that night, and he also blushed and lowered his head. Uncle Fan is also a human spirit and a ghost, and he guessed a few points when he saw that their expressions were wrong, so the pain in his heart was scratched again.

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Lu Ben found Meng Hu eating soup cakes in Lao Yang's shop; "Brother Big Tiger, you don't know that something big has happened, do you have the leisure to eat and drink here?" Meng Hu raised his head and looked dazed: "What's wrong?" Hu Si was beaten again? ”

Lu Ben said worriedly: "There is a prankster named Qi Dahu in Junzhou City, and he has released cruel words to force his brother to change his name!" ”

"What's the name?" Meng Hu asked; "Hey! Uncle Qi said, since ancient times, it is difficult for one mountain to accommodate two tigers, and there is already a big tiger in Junzhou City, so you can only change your name and call it ...... Meng Erhu! Lu Ben shook his head and sighed, his face full of indignation.

"Meng Er...... Tiger? Meng Hu was obviously choked by this new name, swallowed hard, threw down the pottery bowl in his hand and said hatefully: "Dog's killer, you will take me to find his theory!" Meng Huniu's eyes widened with anger, and he was murderous.

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At night, the gate of Liuxiangyuan, the largest prostitute on North Street, was closed, and it should have been a lively time to do business, but the gate was bolted to death, and Qi Dahu, the head of the skin, was blocked in the hall.

Looking at the murderous tower-like man and a few strong men with strong crossbows, Qi Dahu knew that he was in danger tonight. Let him laugh with him, but the visitor remained silent, just forced him into a corner of the house.

I only felt that there was wind in my ears, and after a whirring sound, Qi Dahu had the courage to turn his head and take a look, the earthen wall behind him was already nailed with crossbow arrows, and the branches were all more than an inch deep, and a warm current couldn't help but come from the root of his thigh, and the wet and smelly liquid flowed all over the ground.

A small-eyed man pinched his nose and walked up to the front and said, "My name is Lu Ben, and I am Fan Jiutong who is stabbing down!" When Qi Dahu heard this, he begged for mercy repeatedly: "Lord Lu's subordinates are merciful, the small ones can't be painful!" "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Lord Lu never stabs nameless rats." Lu Ben looked kind, pointed to the big iron tower behind him and said, "It's that my brother Meng Hu is narrow-minded, and I will definitely let you change your name today." Meng Hu didn't talk nonsense, and said angrily, "Two...... Tiger! "It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good to ...... two tigers," Qi Dahu said yes again and again, and it seemed that he really liked it from the bottom of his heart.

"You smashed my family's gambling house with a rice bucket, why don't you take this Liuxiangyuan as compensation!"

Lu Ben didn't wait for Qi Erhu to answer, he took the lead in stepping out of the door, carrying his eldest brother out to do errands, and not going back early, if he was discovered, he would not be scolded......

Since then, the two largest prostitution houses in Junzhou City have become the property of the Fan family; One is the Chunyan Building on South Street, and the other is the Qiuyan Building on North Street;

is a well-known prankster, one is the "Qi Erhu" who can't hold his urine, and the other is the "rice bucket" who likes to hang his arms and hang around without being injured;

Fan Jiutong, who had a stronger momentum, also showed off when he met people: "The master's pipa bone, it was stabbed by Xiaolu Ye himself, and it was a full two miles!" ”

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Xu Cun listened to the chatter of the guests from the north, and learned that the battle of Bianzhou had been decided. When the two sides were at a stalemate, Zhu Wen received the support of Zhu Xuan, the envoy of Tianping Jiedu in Yunzhou, and Zhu Jin, the envoy of Taining Jiedu in Yanzhou, and the Yicheng army also rushed to Bianzhou for reinforcements. Zhu Wen, who had greatly increased his strength, commanded the military horses of the four towns, launched an attack on Qin Zongquan in Bianxiao Village outside Bianzhou City, broke the Caizhou army, killed more than 20,000 enemies, and Qin Zongquan ran back to Caizhou's lair at night.

Lu Ben was silent when he found out, Xu Cun knew that he hated the Qin thief before he died, so he was relieved: "Ben'er, the retribution is not happy, don't be anxious!" Lu Ben nodded, seeing that the atmosphere was a little depressing, he changed the topic and said to Xu Cun: "Today, the rice bucket came to spread the word, saying that Zhao Wu wanted to see the eldest brother. Xu Cun said: "The bandit leader in Qingfeng Ridge? Let him come. "Lao Fan treats our brothers well, don't call people for rice all day long." "Hey, hey, it's smooth." Lu Ben said with a smile.

When he opened the door of the store early in the morning, Lao Yang saw a fat sheep's tail. Picking up the sheep's tail, there was a heavy silver ingot underneath, Lao Yang was startled, and thought to himself: "Isn't it the stolen goods left by a big thief?" He was hesitating whether to report to the official now, but he saw a young man coming out from behind a pile of hill-like firewood, and said with a smile: "Old man Yang, it's for you!" "Lao Yang looks like a person, who else could it be if it wasn't the famous Lu Ben in Junzhou City recently?

Thinking of the abruptness and neglect of that day, Lao Yang bowed down in a panic: "Uncle Lu......" Lu Ben hurriedly interrupted with a red face, "Old man Yang don't shout indiscriminately, shame yourself!" Seeing that Lao Yang was cramped and uneasy in front of him, Lu Ben lost interest and continued to tease him, turned around and left the soup cake shop;

"Call me Shikaben from now on!" Lu Ben said as he walked: "Thank you for the mutton soup cake that night, all these silver, sheep tails are given to you, and ...... This pile of chopping wood. ”

Lao Yang, who had a broken mouth, looked at Lu Ben's distant back, rubbed the silver coin in his hand, and couldn't help muttering: "It turns out that he is not a crazy man, but he is a playful idle man!" ”

Attached: "Zizhi Tongjian" volume 257"...... Quan Zhong begged for help from Gon and Yun, and Xuan Xuan and Su Jin all led troops to it, and the Yicheng army also arrived. Xin Si, Quan Zhong attacked Qin Zongquan in Bianxiao Village with four town soldiers, broke it, beheaded more than 20,000 people, Zongquan escaped, Quan Zhong chased him, and returned to Yangwu Bridge ......"