Chapter 133: Meat Jokes
The two women were about twenty, one was called Qing Dai, and the other was called Lu Calyx, and the two sat politely on both sides of Zhang Xiaowu, as for the guards and small servants, they didn't even look at it. Although the two girls are not the twelve golden hairpins, they are also the children of Cuiyan Pavilion, looking at the handsome son in front of them and whispering: "Have you seen the child, the little boy is so handsome?" I don't know how many sisters around me have been fascinated. You look elsewhere, they are jealous that my two sisters can get acquainted with the little boy. The little guys quickly brought the wine and food, Qingdai poured wine for Zhang Xiaowu, and said with a smile: "Son, the wine of Cuiyan Pavilion is produced by a thousand-year-old shop in Hunzhou, you can have a cup and try it." β
This Qingdai's voice is crisp and soft and straight, and the bones of people are softened, where has Zhang Xiaowu seen this kind of scene, blushing left and right, it is not the first time in his life to come to Qinglou, I really regret that I did not learn two tricks from Guan Cheng in advance. Looking at Guan Cheng again, at this time, as a bodyguard, he was looking at Zhang Xiaowu with a resentful face, and said in his heart: "My lord, blame you for eating alone, I won't teach you how to deal with it." Then he turned his head to look elsewhere.
Wang Yijin and Chen Guanxi didn't dare to look at the two women.
Although they are not prostitutes, they have been trained in the Cuiyan Pavilion for several years, smiling and waving, revealing their charm everywhere, so that men can't help but spend more money to accompany them.
Wang Yijin and Chen Guanxi blushed and lowered their heads and only cared about eating and eating, Zhang Xiaowu knocked on the table in order to divert his attention and said: "One catty, Guanxi, you two fools, what are you doing here?" Are you here to eat and drink? β
"Greatβyoung master, we were wrong." Chen Guanxi and Wang Yijin were busy, but they didn't dare to look at the surrounding Yingying Yanyan, and stared at the rice bowl honestly.
Zhang Xiaowu roared and calmed down again, just being held by the two squirrels on the left and right from time to time, making him a little flustered. After all, in the past six months, he has been attached to a woman for the first time - the late Yin Jiu'er is not counted, her front chest is flatter than her back - Zhang Xiaowu, a ghost general, was actually pinched by two women for a while, it was really unbearable, no wonder the hero also had shortness of breath. What a hero the overlord of Xichu is, seeing the little wife also screaming at the chicken.
Qing Dai and Lu Calyx heard it clearly, and it turned out that this young and handsome man was an official and an adult, so they were even more interested, and hurriedly poured wine left and right. The two girls were about to speak, but Zhang Xiaowu decided to lead the topic and asked first: "Two girls, are you locals?" β
The two women were stunned for a moment, and then stood up, and the soft voice of Qing Dai said first: "The slave family is from Jiangzhou. β
"Jiangzhou is a good place, outstanding people, since ancient times, there have been literati and scholars, and they are often known as Jiangzhou scholars in half the world." Zhang Xiaowu shook his fan and immediately praised.
Another woman named Green Calyx said, "The slave family is from Yongzhou." β
Zhang Xiaowu was surprised: "We are fellow villagers, I am also from Yongzhou, you say it is not a coincidence, come and drink a drink, just the so-called fellow villagers see the villagers with tears in their eyes." When I saw the girl, I wanted to cry. β
Lu Calyx smiled and said: "Xiao Langjun's mouth is really deceiving the dead, I don't know how many fireworks women are fascinated by you." β
Zhang Xiaowu gradually regained his spirit, he was just stunned by that winter fragrance at first, and only then did he react, so he chatted with the two of them, pretending to be how many times he had been to the Qinglou. The two of them naturally saw it, but they didn't tell him his lies, so they chatted with him.
As a traverser, although Zhang Xiaowu is not good at words, he is constantly witty and golden sentences when he speaks, and from time to time he says some jokes that are not very funny, but it makes the two of them giggle.
Maybe Zhang Xiaowu's table had a harmonious and lively atmosphere, which attracted other young people who accompanied the wine to look over from time to time, and saw that the handsome little Langjun was good-looking and eloquent, so he was envious. But for other local sons and students, it is not a taste in their hearts, after all, they are still scholars, and their expression is more subtle, how can there be Zhang Xiaowu like this.
I heard Zhang Xiaowu tell a joke to the two young people, and Zhang Xiaowu recalled a meat joke in Xiaolin Guangji and said: "It is said that there is a man in Jiangzhou who ......"
Qing Dai's eyes suddenly widened and said, "Is our Jiangzhou story?" β
Zhang Xiaowu nodded and said: "Yes, the Jiangzhou man wants to marry a wife, but he is afraid that he will be ridiculed, so he told the matchmaker that he will marry the first woman." His grandfather taught him that the bird escaped on the wedding night, and if the woman knew it, it was not the first woman, and the man remembered. On the wedding night, the bride replied that it was an egg, and the man was furious and knew that the woman was not a virgin, so he divorced his wife. Marry another wife, ask again on the wedding night, the woman said that this is a chicken, the man was surprised, and said that she even knew the common name, she must not be the first woman, and then divorce the wife. The man married his wife for the third time, and asked what he was, and the wife replied that he didn't know, and the man was overjoyed, and said that he had finally met the first woman. Then he taught the woman that this is an egg, also known as a chicken, and the woman shook her head and said, "No, I have seen many of them, but I do not believe that there are such thin eggs at this time." β
The people around him who stretched out their ears to listen suddenly couldn't help but be happy, and the two people around Zhang Xiaowu also listened to the red ears and red flowers, and said in their hearts that this little Langjun was so delicate, it was really interesting, obviously he had never been to Qinglou, but he made witty jokes. How did they know that Zhang Xiaowu was bombarded with meat jokes on the Internet and was inviolable for a long time, and he was really a "paper talker" expert who had never eaten pork but had seen 10,000 pigs running together.
A boy at the next table greeted him: "This son, isn't he a local when he hears the accent?" β
"Born in Yongzhou."
"Yongzhou outstanding people, this son spits lotus flowers, it's really interesting, how about having the opportunity for us to drink and discuss Fengyue together?"
"Okay."
"Under Zhang Hong."
"Under Zhang Xiaowu."
After a while, the upper seat was finally full of people, and sure enough, all of them were distinguished people. Zhang Xiaowu sensitively noticed that there were many people who were still military generals of the imperial court, who should be the officers of the Wolf Guard or the generals of the White Tiger Army. Zhang Xiaowu looked around, and he didn't know who was the thirteenth prince of Murong, but there was a man who looked like a woman sitting on the upper seat softly, his eyes swept over everyone like a snake and scorpion, which made Zhang Xiaowu a little alert.
A turtle slave came to the stage to beat the gong and shouted at the top of his voice: "Distinguished guests, the auspicious time has arrived, the twelve golden hairpins will fight the glamorous party, and the curtain begins!" The Cuiyan Pavilion was a little quieter, and suddenly sixteen twelve or thirteen-year-old green-clothed girls came out of all corners, their bodies were light and their skin was snow-white and clear, and they came on stage one after another, and some women playing the pipa appeared around and sat in the corner.
With the sound of a pipa, sixteen green-clothed girls danced, and the girls flew up with long sleeves in anticipation, dancing gracefully with pipa music, and the people around them were immersed in it.
However, Zhang Xiaowu glanced at it coldly and lowered his head, he knew that these girls were either looted here or trafficked here, just like Zu Gongmao's two daughters. Originally, he was still a little drunk, but at this moment he was extremely calm, he carefully looked at the surrounding buildings and structures, counted the number of guards in his heart, but built a way to create chaos and kill it in his mind.
As a traverser, Zhang Xiaowu subconsciously put life and death first above everything through half a year of life and death fighting and marching life, fighting, planning and fighting are more attractive to him than beauty and wine, and even he can reach out and pull out the iron mace in the umbrella behind him to kill at any time.
Zhang Xiaowu shook his head, maybe this is the so-called war syndrome, always thinking about killing and being killed, and has gradually lost a lot of the beauty in life.
After the dance of the sixteen girls was finished, it slowly faded, and when everyone was puzzled, a white gauze curtain appeared out of thin air above the mid-air of the Yantai, and slowly fell, shrouding the entire Yantai like a fairyland, like a hazy haze. It turned out that just when everyone was watching the girl's dance intently, the white gauze tent was quietly pulled into the air and slowly descended, so that everyone felt that the white gauze tent seemed to appear out of thin air.
Everyone thought it was too magical, and couldn't help but shout hello, and at this moment, they heard the crisp sound of a flute coming from the white gauze tent, playing a cheerful tune. A student who understands the rhythm of music immediately said: "It's the court music rhythm "Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix". Everyone was stunned, stopped talking, and quietly enjoyed the rhythm of the court.
This song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" was made by hundreds of court musicians in order to please the emperor, and once it was played, it swept the dragon capital, and some people didn't know the taste of meat after listening to it for three months. Later, the musician of "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" left the palace, and this music was able to spread to the people, so this "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" also became a famous music of the Holy Han Dynasty. Every time the scholars entertain guests, they will hire great musicians to play, so the musicians who dare to play "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" are all the best in the sound. How dare any musician dare to perform on stage with "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", a bad performance was not only driven off the stage by the audience, but also his reputation plummeted, and he was despised by everyone and expelled from Longdu.
"Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" can be played ensemble or solo, and the sound of the flute is crisp and far-reaching, and people are fascinated to listen to it. In the midst of the music, the white gauze curtain slowly rose, and people looked intently, only to see a beautiful girl in green clothes sitting on a stool and playing the flute. And what is surprising is that the stool seems to be spreading far away by itself, and the girl in Tsing Yi is spinning like a fairy like a demon between the blowing.
Qu is beautiful, people are more beautiful, a good beautiful scenery, do not spend a lot of money to see it today.
Zhang Xiaowu felt that listening to concerts was nothing more than that, although in his previous life, he had only listened to the singing of the motherland's piano concerto, the music dedicated to the motherland's young musicians in the Olympics XXX recital, but the so-called performers were indeed average, and he also knew that this was just a money-laundering activity of some music associations, so he was not interested in live performances. However, the music played by the ensemble of these three beautiful musicians really touched him, and the beautiful music seemed to really tell a story, a poignant love story, like the story of a young man on a white horse who found true love through all odds.
"Good music." Zhang Xiaowu, a fan of Daolang, can't help but cheer for the female musician.