Chapter 10: Thighs! (Ask for collection, ask for recommendation)
All the way forward, there was no accident, Liu Mu's pig's foot physique did not play a role at all, except for the little thief who was blocking the road and robbing was personally solved by Liu Mu, who was annoyed and angry, nothing else happened.
He rented a boat in Mengjin Port, and the dark-skinned boatman was very grateful, and said that Liu Mu chose his boat, which was the wisest choice, because his boat was notoriously strong in the surrounding ten miles and eight towns, and there would be no problem if he crossed the Yellow River.
Listening to the words of the boatman's uncle, he smiled stupidly, patted Liu Mu's ass, the lord was different, and he fell in love with the best boat in the neighborhood at a glance, and I admired it tightly.
Liu Mu didn't have the slightest happiness, according to the experience of his previous life, the more he encountered such a plot, the more likely it was that an accident would happen.
Liu Mu asked if Evil Lai could water, Evil Lai touched his head, and then said:
"When I followed the king to fight in the south and the north, I participated in several water battles......"
Liu Mu didn't expect that Evil Lai was still a general who could command the navy, and then he left the plan to change the ship behind, and the journey was so smooth that Liu Mu, who had always regarded himself as a pig's foot, was very unhappy, so he thought about trying to see if something could happen in the Yellow River.
Well, something has to happen, otherwise, Liu Mu will wonder if he is the son of the plane of this era.
From Mengjin to the Yellow River, two days before and after, the first day was calm, which made Liu Mu feel very uncomfortable, he was ready to get wet, he didn't expect God to give face so much, but there was still nothing!
Liu Mu felt that he might have suffered from victim paranoia now, otherwise, how could he always think about something unpleasant happening to him every day.
Thinking so in his heart, Liu Mu's face became very bad.
But the mood of the evil man and the boatman is different, what the evil man thinks is that the lord is really different, and the boatman who chooses at will is so stable to drive the boat, it can be.
The boatman thinks that the old man is forty-eight this year, has a house, a boat, a wife and children, and lived happily in the past, but now he has no wine money, so he has to return to his old business......
Thinking in his heart, the boatman uncle seems to be singing a song, but this song still has to be sung by someone to taste, he couldn't help it, he looked at the evil, and then looked at Liu Mu, shook his head, or had fun with his wolf-like mother-in-law, he knew that this trip was so smooth, he should have taken her with him, but it's a pity.
Liu Mu, who was full of worries, didn't know what the boatman thought, otherwise, he would definitely sing the popular song in the future, so that the boatman could also experience the feeling of being a mysterious person.
At noon the next day, seeing that Guandu Port was in front of him, Liu Mu sighed helplessly: The master is really the son of the plane, and there was no accident on this broken boat, and he was convinced.
"Big brother, in my old Zhang's opinion, those dead eunuchs didn't treat you, a descendant of the royal family, as a character at all, otherwise how could they just give you a petty official of Anxi County Lieutenant, my old Zhang is not convinced."
Just when Liu Mu was comforting himself in his heart, suddenly, a thunderous sound came from an oncoming boat, Liu Mu frowned, what kind of person is this, he is so bold and dares to speak like this, he is not afraid of the eunuch's ears and eyes, so that they can't even sit down as the county lieutenant of Anxi?
Wait a minute
I'm old Zhang!
Descendants of the royal family!
Anxi County Lieutenant!
it!
Thighs!
If you don't hold it now, when will you stay?
Thinking so in his heart, Liu Mu got up with a flushed face and came to the boatman's side, whispered a few words to the boatman's uncle, and saw the boatman's face was embarrassed, Liu Mu waved his hand at the evilman, and then grabbed a few taels of silver from the evilman's hand and handed it to the boatman's uncle.
The boatman's uncle was worried about the broken silver in his hand, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, the oars in his hand slid quickly, and he said in his mouth:
"The old man has been out of the boat for many years, and today is the first time he has encountered such an exciting request, the boat is about to get out of control, the two guest officers, please hurry up and hold it steady!"
With the excited howl of the boatman, Liu Mu hurriedly pulled the evil man and hid in the small boathouse, looking at the oncoming boat from a distance, Liu Mu's eyes were full of small stars.
If this can be done, hehe!
Bang!
A strong impact sounded, and Liu Mu felt that his body was like a free fall and a parabola, ready to fly towards the small boat opposite.
Then, Liu Mu felt as if his feet were stuck by big pliers, making his body stay steady in mid-air.
Liu Mu, who had survived the catastrophe, hurriedly looked back at the evil man who had caught him, and his heart was so dangerous, if he really flew over like this, he would be half crippled if he didn't die!
After landing, Liu Mu hurriedly sorted out his mood and walked out of the cabin full of joy, hoping that the person opposite would not be so lucky.
"Grass, your grandma, who is so blind, such a spacious river, there will be an accident? If I hadn't picked a good boat, I would have to go down and feed the fish now! ”
"Third brother, don't talk about it, the boat is leaking, quickly help the boatman rock the boat back to the shore."
"Yes, yes, the three of us brothers don't know water, third brother, you not only have a loud voice, but also have a lot of strength, quickly help the boatman rock the boat back, otherwise, today is the day when the three of us brothers fulfill their vows of righteousness!"
As soon as Liu Mu walked to the side of the boat, he heard someone talking in the boat opposite, listening to this meaning, although he couldn't let the life of that thigh end at the scene of the car accident, but there was also a chance for them to be a water ghost!
Liu Mu touched his Guanghua's chin, and quickly calculated in his heart, if he and Evil Lai shot together, would there be a chance to directly press the three brothers to death in the river!
What the? Do you think Liu Mu really wants to hug their thighs?
You can pull it down, if you don't get the system, there are not so many people under your hands waiting for him to feed, and you don't want to let the lovely son of your family follow you everywhere in the future, maybe, Liu Mu will really take advantage of this still poor and destitute to show that he knows astronomy and geography, and is familiar with China for 5,000 years, and has a good background by his side.
But now, Liu Mu just wants to say:
The master's strength is not allowed to send people under the fence, hey!
Well, as the so-called fight, a bicycle becomes a motorcycle.
Done!
Anyway, he is destined to become an enemy in the future, and now that he has the opportunity to do it once and for all, Liu Mu feels that if he doesn't take advantage of his illness and wants his life, he will be sorry for the two months that this dog system has given him!
System: Hehe, the man that my mother has a crush on is a lewd person like you?