"I'm fine, don't help me." Huang Zhennan's tongue was a little curly when he spoke, he just took a step, and he stumbled again, and the cooking squad leader ran over to help him.

"Umbrella Trainer, you drank too much, I'll send you back."

"I didn't drink too much, didn't you see that I was going to send guests?" Huang Zhennan said slowly.

"This squad leader, please send the umbrella training leader back to the dormitory." Gao Jian said to the cooking squad leader.

"Yes, guaranteed to complete the mission." The cooking squad leader picked up Huang Zhennan and left.

"You kid really didn't count, didn't you see me sending guests?" Huang Zhennan turned his head back to talk to Gao Jian, but the cooking squad leader forcibly took him away.

Seeing Huang Zhennan walking away, Gao Jian said to the little private: "Little comrade, you lead the way in front, we will live in the dormitory." ”

"Yes, the chiefs come with me." The private said and walked in front, everyone immediately followed behind, these special forces are now walking one step and three shakes, completely without the usual majesty, everyone followed the little private all the way, about a few rows of rooms, the private led them into a small round door, there are many rooms inside, except for two with lights on, the other rooms are dark and rumbling, it seems that the dormitory should be here, the private first led Gao Jian into a single room, there is a TV in it, and the bed is Simmons.

"Chief, this is your room, you can wash up and rest."

"What about them, where is their room? Why don't you let us live together? Gao Jian asked.

"Their dormitory is next door, and the leader specially explained that I will arrange a single room for you." The private replied.

"That's not good, I'm also going to participate in this training camp, let's live together." Gao Jian said.

"Chief, you live first, tomorrow I will ask the leader to change with you, if you really want to change now, you can go to sleep next door, where the bed is ......."

Before the private's words were finished, Gao Jian had already fallen headlong on the bed and did not move.

The private came out of Gao Jian's room with a smile, and saw that everyone was standing in the courtyard, and some people were urinating in the sink, and hurriedly said to everyone: "There is a bathroom in the house, it is convenient for everyone to enter the house." He beckoned everyone to a large room with more than 20 beds, which seemed to be used by the trainees in normal times.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the conditions are a bit rudimentary, I hope you will bear with me." The private said politely to everyone.

This is still simple, for these special forces, it is already good to be able to sleep in bed, anyway, there are many beds, everyone is crowded into the lower bunk, and after the body is next to the bed, they immediately lose their resistance, and quickly close their eyes and fall asleep.

"Is there anything else you need, chiefs?" The private asked several questions, but no one paid any attention to him, so he walked out of the house and closed the door with his hand.

The snoring in the room came and went, everyone quickly fell asleep, in the middle of the night, Zhang Wei was awakened by urine, he leaned against the wall to the bathroom and happily put the body fluids, this was a little sober, felt a little confused, his limbs were weak, he went back to bed and continued to sleep, and he couldn't sleep if he wanted to sleep again, he remembered the umbrella training chief, legend has it that Huang Zhennan trained very strictly, and even dared to scold him who was older than his position, it doesn't look like that today, it should be said that it is very gentle, and it is like a big brother to them, He couldn't help but feel guilty for the lie he had just taught, in order to be able to make the umbrella trainer drink, even the old man who was an official made it up, thinking of this, his originally red face became hot.

At this time, the door suddenly rang, Zhang Wei hurriedly looked at the door, it turned out to be a big mouse from the crack in the door, only to see it vigilantly looking around, to see that there was no danger, then swaggered in, it crawled in the house after a few back and forth, did not find what it needed, a little disappointed, but a little reluctant, saw that the ground was all combat boots, all leather, it first pulled over a gnaw, it seems that the appetite is not right, or go to other houses to see it It seems that it is ready to withdraw, and when he left, he raised his head suddenly, It collided with Zhang Wei's gaze, the current mouse, is not afraid of people at all, it raised its front paws, as if to demonstrate to Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei suddenly felt that his hands were itchy, look around, there is nothing to do, he wants to try how the master taught him how to flick his fingers, this mouse can be used as a target, what to use, Zhang Wei looked at the table, saw a bottle of ink on the table, Zhang Wei gently reached for the inkwell, did he want to smash the mouse with the bottle? This seems too level, Zhang Wei got the bottle but slowly condensed the cap, this plastic bottle cap is only the size of a button, the weight is very light, Zhang Wei pinched the cap in his hand.

Seeing Zhang Wei ignore it, the big mouse began to crawl out of the door, and soon crawled near the crack in the door, Zhang Wei secretly lucked, "whoosh" was a sound, the bottle cap flew out, not biased or oblique, just hit the mouse's little head, the mouse's head was broken at once, blood spurted out, the mouse kicked its limbs in pain, screaming sadly, the cry became weaker and weaker, and finally the body did not move.

At this time, the engineer was also woken up by urine, he looked left and right, his comrades were sleeping soundly, in any posture, where is this, he thought hard, only knew that he drank a lot of wine yesterday, it seemed that he vomited, and he didn't even remember how to come back, this wine was drunk, it was really embarrassing, he got out of bed, and he didn't know whose shoes it was, and he was ready to go out to relieve himself when he pulled the shoes, he didn't know that there was a bathroom in the house, he just walked at the door, and suddenly felt a softness under his feet, he looked down, and couldn't help shouting in fright: "Mom." ”

When the engineer went out, he stepped on the dead rat all of a sudden, he didn't know what it was, he went out alone in the middle of the night, he was a little timid, he looked down suddenly, and saw a mouse burst, and a pair of bloody eyes came out, as if staring at him and said: "Give me back my life, give me back my life." The engineer was so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky, and he couldn't help but scream "Mom", which was not tight, and woke up all the people in the room, everyone thought that someone had sneak attack, and they rolled down to the ground to check the situation, for them, the enemy situation can appear at any time, and the slightest mistake will suffer a big loss, so their first reaction is to protect themselves, and when they see that the engineer was frightened, they stood up and walked to the engineer, and looked carefully, it turned out that there was a dead mouse on the ground, and they laughed at the engineer for being timid.

"Engineer, how about being a special soldier with this guts? I think it's better to go home early and hug your mother-in-law to breastfeed. The pilot dragged his shoes over to the engineer and said.

"Look at its eyes, what a forest, if you look at it for the first time, you will definitely be scared." The engineer quibbled.

"Didn't I watch it too, why wasn't I afraid? Isn't it just a dead mouse? Is it that scary? No, the blood stain hasn't dried yet, the rat should have just died, and its head was bleeding, it definitely didn't kill itself, who killed it? Why would he kill a mouse? The pilot looked down at his shoes as he spoke, and immediately became annoyed, he raised his foot and stomped on the mouse a few times and said, "Trample you, trample you, I'll let you bite my shoes, I'll let you bite my shoes, damn rat." ”

Everyone gathered around to see that the rat had been trampled by the pilot, and then looked at the pilot's shoes, there was a big hole in the front, showing a big toe, and they all laughed.

"My shoes were bitten too." Zhang Shun said with a sad face.

When everyone heard it, they all "sighed" in their hearts, would their shoes be bitten off, they stopped laughing and looked at their shoes, to see if there were any holes, and laughed gloatingly, that happy, it was like picking up hundreds of dollars for nothing on the road, sitting on the bed and couldn't stop laughing, everyone became extremely excited, no one wanted to sleep, although they were still drunk one by one last night, but what kind of people are they, special forces, recovery is faster than ordinary people, after all, it has been so long, and the wine has woken up, Thor said to the pilot, "Look at what time your watch is." ”

The pilot stretched out his wrist and looked at it and said, "It's already half past three in the morning." ”

"I don't think everyone should sleep, how about we go to the mountains together?" Said the engineer.

"Okay, what's the matter? Have you decided on a theme in general? Thor said.

"You still have the story of the pilot pickling girl, right?" Said the engineer.

"No, no, no, every time I take the lead in saying that this time it's your turn to start." The pilot's shoes were bitten with a big hole, and he was not in the mood to talk about the mountains.

"Pilot, you throw bricks and bricks first, without your wonderful story as an introduction, everyone can't be interested." The engineer quipped.

Hearing others put on a high hat for themselves, the pilot suddenly became interested: "If you want to talk about pickling girls, it is to be horizontal, first of all, you must be thick-skinned, chase and intercept, not afraid of hardships and dangers, this is the first step, and then you must be willing to spend money, spend a lot of money, no longer blink, and the last step should pay attention to strategy, such as a few heroes to save the beauty of the small situation, or weave a romantic love story, etc., with these three steps, no matter how good a woman is, she can't escape the palm of the Buddha." ”

"Pilot, what you said is more abstract, we have a low culture, we don't understand, let's give an example." Said the engineer.

"I don't understand this, I'm really illiterate, okay, I'll tell you about my first girlfriend, it's a classmate of my junior high school, school flower, absolute school flower, beautiful, all the boys in the school want to chase, of course I'm not far behind, and start to attack her, that's really a thick-skinned, now I think about it, I admire myself very much, I give her an umbrella when it rains, I give her food when I open the meal, I won't do the homework for her, say to her face a few times a day to be my girlfriend, even if she says I'm a psychopath, I don't change my mind, a month later, I got her done. ”