Chapter 28: Piercing the intestines!
"Pair?"
Su Yi pretended to have just discovered, curiously leaned up to look, and said: "Lonely and cold window empty widow...... He tilted his head to look at Cui Niannu, but Cui Niannu looked red, she avoided Su Yi's gaze, lowered her head and pinched the corner of her clothes, and said timidly: "The slave family feels sorry for themselves...... It's a joke for Childe. ”
Cai Tong hurriedly said: "Where does the lady say, a pair stumped the world's talents, you are the only one throughout the ages, the lady must not be arrogant, don't ...... it."
Look at his stupid appearance, he is a star-chasing cerebral palsy fan.
Who knew that Cui Niannu not only didn't appreciate it, but immediately brushed it off and said: "Cai Gongzi, please be respectful, the slave family has a surname, you can call me Cui Niangzi, or Miss Cui, just call your real name." The lady couldn't scream, so that others could misunderstand. ”
Cai Tong's status is noble, who dares to talk to him like this with ordinary girls, only this Cui Niangzi, no matter how he says it, he is not annoyed, and said in a loud voice: "Miss Cui is right, we haven't married yet, so people misunderstand...... But it's about the same, I'll be able to match this pair sooner or later, I'll already have eyebrows, and I'll be on the right in a few days. ”
Cui Niannu ignored him, fixed his eyes on Su Yi, and asked softly, "Does Su Gongzi have a good sentence?" ”
Su Yi frowned, and after a while, he stretched out his mouth and said with a smile: "I don't dare to take the good sentence as a good sentence, but I am a little inspired." Saying that, Su Yi glanced at Cai Tong, then looked at Cui Niannu, and said, "I just don't know, by the way, is there any color?" ”
Cui Niannu's face turned even redder, of course she wouldn't think that Su Yi didn't know about the 'three passes'. This pair has been standing here for half a year, and everyone in the capital knows about it, and there are almost no more. Since Su Yi came to this calyx building, if he wants to say that he doesn't know, he is clearly lying.
Why did he say that on purpose?
It seems that there is only one explanation, is it really a bad person, and it has to be said by others?
Cui Niannu's voice became smaller and smaller, and he said like a mosquito: "If the son is right, the slave family will invite the son to go upstairs......"
was extremely shy, but the rest of the words could no longer be said.
Fortunately, the meaning has been fully expressed, and if you can get this pair, you can become her guest in the curtain!
Cai Tong's breathing became rapid, as if he had already come out. It's been almost a year since I spent in this calyx building, for what, isn't it just these four words? Seeing Cui Niannu's tenderness for Su Yi, Cai Tong was annoyed in his heart and urged: "Can you come out right, if you can't come out, hurry up and get out of the way for Young Master Ben, don't call yourself a genius in the future, don't be ashamed!" ”
This pair is too difficult, and no one present thinks that Su Yi can be right. Even Gao Fushuai was the same, leaning into his ear and whispering: "If you don't match, make a poem, it's okay, it's not ashamed!" ”
"Peace of mind, little thing." Su Yi stood in the middle of the crowd, arched his hand to the surroundings, and said, "Let everyone be a witness!" Saying that, he looked at Cai Tong and said, "Cai Gongzi, if you have the guts, how about we bet on this pair?" ”
With so many people watching, how could Cai Tong lose his momentum, took a step forward, and said, "What kind of betting?" ”
"If I am right...... Su Yi looked back at Gao Fushuai and said, "You think my little brother is the big brother!" ”
"Fart!" Zhu Yao, who was covering his cheeks, shouted: "He also deserves it!" ”
Su Yi swept him along, and then said: "I almost forgot about you, so let's do it, I'll have one more than one, and I will count you as one." But you don't deserve to be called a brother to my brother, so let's learn how to bark twice! ”
"Good ......" Zhu Yao laughed angrily and gritted his teeth: "I'll bet with you, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, you can make two pairs!" You're right! ”
"Bring the pen!" As soon as Su Yi showed the sleeves of his robe, a small servant immediately moved over a table, and the pen and ink were ready-made. Su Yi lifted the pen, dipped it in ink, hung his wrist, and wrote down a line of words.
"The sycamore is rotten and the pillow is in vain!"
Cui Niannu read it slowly, and the whole hall was shocked!
Those who can go up to this floor have a little ink in their stomachs. Even Cai Tong and others are the same, otherwise if they are timid in the conversation and don't tell jokes, they will have to be talked about by the girls behind their backs.
Pairs are the basis for word choice and sentence formation. They can't come up, but they can also see the good and the bad. Su Yi's lower link is not only neat, but also has the same meaning. The whole sentence is euphemistically advised, don't be vain, and stay with the "rotten pillow" made by "Wutong" until you are old, but it is just "in vain" to be sad. Among them, the last two words imply that the organ "Xiangqi" means "thinking of a wife", implying the meaning of asking for marriage. It can be regarded as a response to the word "widowhood".
The most rare thing is that this hand calligraphy is not bad. The pen is light and vertical, the strokes are stretched, and the ink is abundant, which completely inherits Su Shi's brushstrokes. There are more than ten pieces of Su Shi's true handwriting in Calyx Building, Cui Niannu worships Su Shi, and knows his handwriting even better.
Although Cai Tong studied under his grandfather Cai Jing, he only learned fur, and compared with Su Yi, even people who don't know calligraphy can see that there is no comparison between one heaven and one underground.
"Good connection! Good word! Gao Fushuai was the first to applaud and shout, read it again aloud, and said: "The sycamore is rotten and the pillow is in vain!" How's that, how about it! You guys, all of you are ashamed, you call yourself a talent, compared to my brother, it's not a star and a half, you haven't come out with a single one for half a year, how long has my brother been here, and the work of farting is right, Cai Tong, are you convinced? ! The surname is Zhu, how to say the gambling game, learn to bark the dog! Scream! ”
The good sentence is current, and there is no room for beaking. Cai Tong glared at Zhu Yao hatefully, and scolded secretly in his heart, let you quickly agree to the gambling game, now it's okay, Lao Tzu is going to recognize the opponent as a big brother!
Zhu Yao was stared at by Cai Tong, she couldn't bear it, and said in a dying struggle: "This can't be counted, you said two right, this is only one, and you may not be right on the second one!" ”
"Give it to him!" Gao Fushuai was already impatient, and helped Su Yi grind ink with doglegs: "Brother! One more, let him learn to bark! ”
Su Yi dipped in the ink and waved his hand to signal the little guy to change the paper. Cui Niannu was already stupid when he saw the pair, how could he let the little guy reach out and touch it, and hurriedly took it in person, dried the ink, put it away carefully, and laid a layer of rice paper for Su Yi.
Su Yi picked up the wine jug with his left hand, dropped the lid of the jug and took a sip, threw it aside, lifted the pen, and said with a smile: "It's just a small pair of seven characters, even if it's ten or eight, what's the matter?" Look at me! ”
Su Yi lifted the pen, changed the block letters to cursive, sprinkled with joy, and wrote down line after line. Everyone looked intently and saw that on the rice paper, one by one the lower couplets came into view.
"Melancholy, worried, afraid, remembered!"
"Settle down and stay at the house to feast guests!"
"Bitter burial flowers at dusk!"
"The Slender Red Thread Ends!"
……
Line by line, until the paper is finished, it is not stopped. Counting it from the beginning, there are eleven couplets in a row!
Silent!