Guizhou City

There is a poem: "The sky is vast and the earth is vast, and everyone has their own ambitions, so how can they think about it." "Compared with the military life of his brothers, Lu Ben prefers a lazy and comfortable life.

Luben's life is very leisurely now! Except for the occasional irritability for no reason, he always behaves mildly and calmly. Since he tied the head of the splash skin before returning to the state and threw it into the river to be released, he has nothing to do all day.

But Lu Ben never made trouble or swaggered through the market, but just obediently stayed in the Taibai Liquor Shop or Wanhualou, which made the idlers in Guizhou City very pleased! are secretly glad that they have a mature and stable leader. At any time, as long as the hard-working pimples raise their heads, they can see their boss from afar, leaning on the second floor of the Taibai Liquor Store, smiling and casting approving eyes, which makes the pranky idlers feel very excited! Let them have no distractions, full of confidence and motivation, and be able to devote themselves to the work of looting the land!

The energetic pimpies didn't see their boss this afternoon. However, it's not a big deal, Hou Sanye has already released his words, Lu Ye just wants to take a nap today! The playful idlers who got the news are very understanding, the boss is also a human being, and it is only natural to relax once in a while!

The lazy deer Ben rubbed his head with his arms and squinted his eyes and snoozed. Just after noon, he covered Hou San's cloth and collapsed his body on the bamboo couch on the terrace of the wine shop to bask in the sun. The late autumn in Guizhou is still very cold, as soon as the afternoon is over, the river breeze blows, and the gusts of cold wind penetrate the gaps in the bamboo couch under him, like countless sharp knives, constantly cutting Lu Ben's body. Hou San, the current shopkeeper of the wine shop, is also a miser, so he doesn't know how to stuff some good things into his cloth? Just fill in some thatch and reeds to fill in the numbers.

It was indeed not a suitable environment for a lunch break, but Lu Ben still had no intention of getting up, even though his body couldn't help but shiver.

Why are you so sleepy? Is it because of the Mei Niang of Wanchun Building? Last night, Mei Niang, who was plump, was completely ignited by the gorgeous pearl hairpin that Lu Ye took out, and she was obsessed! Lord Lu can cope with the whole night.

Thinking of this, Lu Ben reached out and rubbed his sore waist.

Or, is it because of the two doglegs downstairs who eat and drink for nothing under their own banner? Now, there is a door-slamming ghost Hou San staring at the counter, before the two of them are full of food and drink, Lu Ye has to obediently stay in the Taibai Liquor Shop, otherwise, they will be ruthlessly kicked out of the store.

It doesn't seem to be, Lord Lu just wants to take a quiet nap today!

Since Hou San became the shopkeeper of the restaurant, he asked for Uncle Fan's will and set a rule, there is no special thing in the Taibai Liquor Shop, and no idle man is allowed to set foot in it. I have to admit that Lao Hou is a good shopkeeper! In the past, the restaurant that was full of smoke and miasma was completely new after the rules were established, and the environment was very elegant! Hou San also invited the pianist and the beautiful woman to be the arranger, and the song of the warbler and the dance of the swallow and the song of the night and night are very much the legacy of the Tang Dynasty. How can such an elegant and stylish place not be prosperous? As a result, the regular customers who were scared away in the past have re-entered the door one after another, and the Taibai Liquor Store has become the first choice for socializing and socializing among the magnates in Guizhou City. The money in the daily account is flowing in, how can it not make Uncle Fan smile? Lao Fan, who tasted the sweetness, reiterated again and again that this rule is the iron law of Jinke, which must be strictly enforced, and he also assigned Xiao Liu, who is serious and responsible, to lead people to guard the left and right to drive away those out-of-town idlers who dare to approach the restaurant.

The rules must be strictly enforced, but there must be an exception for a master, and it is naturally Lu Ben. Lu Ye is not an idler, although he does have a lot of idleness all day long.

Lu Ye eats and drinks enough every day, and he likes to lie on the second floor of the wine shop to watch the excitement, and his favorite thing is that Xiaoliu takes people to beat up idlers from other places, and he will watch it with relish every time. Usually Xiaoliu kicks the idlers out of the vicinity of the restaurant, and then turns around and leaves. Of course, sometimes it's a little bit more exciting.

For example, there was an accident once, and the idler who was beaten had already fallen to the ground like a dog, and Xiaoliu led people to walk back. But he didn't prevent the dog from coldly knocking down Li Er, who was walking at the end, pressing him under him and grabbing the vital point.

Li Er screamed again and again like a pig being chopped, Xiao Liu had already walked away, and hurriedly brought someone back to fight. Seven or eight strong men beat a beggar, how can they still be pleased? Everyone rushed up and beat the man so hard that blood spurted from his mouth and nose.

But that dog is really bad! Seeing that he couldn't live happily, he still grabbed Li Er and didn't let go!

Xiao Liu was also anxious when he saw it, knowing that if he didn't make a ruthless move, the brothers would be abolished. This Li Er is an old brother who ran out of Junzhou together, how can he watch him die? So he put down his heart and smashed his head and smashed a stuffy stick! The dog fell to the ground and was thrown into a stinky ditch by the side of the road, completely turning into a dead dog.

Seeing Li Er's embarrassed appearance of rolling on the ground in pain, the deer master upstairs looked funny, and his face was full of smiles!

Usually at dusk, Lord Lu has to go to sleep. Lu Ye doesn't live in the barracks or inns on weekdays, and Uncle Fan's family doesn't welcome him, every time he goes to the house, he secretly squeezes his eyebrows with Narcissus, and every time Uncle Fan sees him coming to the door, he will bombard him with a black face and leave quickly.

Lu Ye lived in Wanhualou for a long time, which was the largest prostitute in Guizhou City, and there were more than a dozen orchids alone. The women of Wanhualou are very familiar with Lu Ye, and whoever sees him will take the initiative to come up and warm up, Lu Ben feels that when he returns there, he feels at home.

That day, when Lu Ye went downstairs and went home, he took two Hu Biscuits, and when he passed by the stinky ditch on the street, he threw them to the dead dog, but he didn't expect that the dead dog was not dead yet! When he saw the food, he got up, gnawed on the cake and followed the deer master, but he couldn't get rid of it, and from then on, he stuck to the deer like a dog and didn't leave.

"What's your name?"

"Little Laizi!"

"It's ugly!"

……

Lu Ye is a self-respecting and self-loving person, of course he won't just eat white food and do nothing! Last time, Lao Fan ran to ask for help in a hurry, and when he caught up with Lu Ye, he was in a good mood and went with his hands behind his back.

When I got to the street, I saw a big man from a distance, full of alcohol, and a few holes were pierced all over his body, and blood gourds were like blood gourds, but he still didn't know whether he was alive or dead! Carrying a pig-killing knife, he slashed indiscriminately, and ran out of a long street with seven or eight splashes.

Lord Lu looked interesting, so he held a pestle and watched the excitement. didn't think about it, but he was frothed with blood by the big man passing by. Lu Ye is now a clean person, and he is so good that his face is dirty, so of course he is not happy in his heart. In the oblique thorn, a flying leg kicked the big man, and then pressed to the ground and beat it. The man was also a muddy man, lying on the ground and not protecting his head, and raised his hand to slap Lu Ye's thigh with a bloody wound, Lu Ye was in pain, and snatched the pig-killing knife and stabbed it on the big man's pipa bone.

The big man was stabbed, but he grinned and spewed blood foam stupidly.

"Hey, hey! Are you Lord Deer? ”

"Hmm!"

"Can you eat Hu Biscuits every day?"

In the face of this dog-like humble request, Lord Lu smiled contemptuously!

"No! Eat once in 10 days"

"Two days ......"

"Seven-day ......"

"Three days ......"

"Eat once every four days, no more!"

"Hey, okay!"

"What's your name?"

"Big dog!"

"It's so ugly!"

……

The life of a child from a poor family is cheap! Since childhood, it's just a random name for cats, dogs, and four to show the difference. Now Lu Ye is a decent person, and he can't lose face when he takes people out to socialize! In order to give these two doglegs a good name, Lu Ye searched his intestines and scraped his stomach for three days. In the end, it was decided that the little Lai Zi would be renamed "Lai Xiao", and the big dog would be renamed "Gouda"; Both doglegs are happy with their new names.

Decent! It's like a personal name!

Since then, no matter where Lu Ye goes, he has been followed by two dogs, one is the yin Lai Xiao who makes people's brains hurt, and the other is the ruthless Gou Da who makes people's brains hurt, and the master is Lu Ben who is yin and ruthless, so people don't want their brains!

The eldest brother Xu Cun is now a soldier, so Lu Ye naturally can't be a thief anymore. However, it is still okay to see the opportunity to eat black once in a while. Yesterday, Lai Xiao and Gou Da took someone to bring a tomb robber's lair and brought back a bag of jewelry for the master to see. Lu Ye picked a beautiful bead hairpin and gave it to Mei Niang last night, I wonder if the woman knew that the bead hairpin was plucked from the dead man's head, would she regret how obsessed she was on the couch last night?

Lu Ye also fell in love with an ugly copper hairpin, and now he is still carrying it on his body. A thin copper rod is crooked, just a bird's head is chiseled out at the hairpin head, the material is ordinary, the style is not unusual, and the workmanship is even more vulgar. The hairpin doesn't look like a phoenix or a peacock, but it looks a bit like the old crow at the head of Caizhou City.

Lu Ye looked annoying, so he put it on the oil lamp and burned it, and when he saw that it didn't burn, he became irritable for no reason, and picked up the copper hairpin and made a mark on his pipa bone.

Lai Xiao and Gou Da didn't know what to do, thinking that it was a unique emblem invented by the master, so they took it and branded an ugly crow mark on the pipa bone in a panic.

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The sun was already in the west, the river wind was even colder, and the deer master on the bamboo couch finally couldn't lie down, and he couldn't help cursing the ghost Hou San in his heart. I couldn't help but blame myself a little, and thought with a red face: How can I still lie in bed when I am an adult? This nap, I slept for too long!

Lu Ye finally sat up, trembling and took out the ugly copper hairpin from his arms, looking at it but for no reason he thought of his father, his sister, and the second girl of the Feng family with a red face every time he saw him, and the crow in Caizhou City......

Do you want Lai Xiao and Gou Da to catch a crow and come back and taste what it's like?

Then, Lu Ben thought of Xu Cun...... It's really cold here, if you can't sleep, go to the eldest brother, you will definitely be able to sleep well with him by your side! ……

Lord Lu slept very uncomfortably in today's nap!