Chapter 047 of the Northern Passage Chapter 047 Xiao Han Shao fell into the hands of others
Chapter 047: Little Han Shao Falls into the Hands of People
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No one knows what Liu Hanshao and Xi Zhicai said in the Nameless Pavilion of Beibi Mountain, Wei Guangzheng only saw Mr. Xi Zhicai angry from a distance, kicked the brazier, and then the two hugged their heads and cried, and then Liu Hanshao pushed Xi Zhicai away and kicked it, as if he was awkward......
However, since then, the arrogance in Xi Zhicai's heart has been greatly restrained, he has been much more humble to others, and he has become more and more calm. Not only him, but even Liu Hanshao also worked hard and was much more diligent, either following Wang Yue and Tong Yuan every day, dancing with knives and guns, or following Lu Zhi to learn to shoot the imperial army. It's a pity, God doesn't fulfill his wish, Liu Hanshao hasn't worked hard for a few days, and when he dismounted, he sprained his foot.
To say that Liu Hanshao has been enough to make the "adults" worry about it over the years, he has never even played with colds, fevers, or diarrhea, if it weren't for the horse going home in a hurry this time, he would have walked forward two steps without waiting for Liu Hanshao to stand firm, and he wouldn't have twisted.
Liu Hanshao's regret in his heart, don't mention it.
The horse was left alone by Cao Cao at the wall and went home first, and was later led back by Liu Hanshao. This product has a long history, but why don't you have a long memory? I always thought that Cao Cao's things were all good things, the sword was leaning on the sky, and the horse was the shadow. But look at this product again, the size is similar to Cao Cao, I really suspect that Cao Cao is looking for it just for the convenience of going up and down.
This product is not a shadow, this product is not a shadow, this product is not a shadow!
Say the important thing three times.
But Shi Hou's "falling off a horse and being injured" is a big deal, even if the palace blames him and is beheaded and his head is removed, no one dares to hide it and not report it. Fortunately, Liu Hanshao took it upon himself, pressed the matter hard, and pulled back a lot of rewards from the palace by the way. Ay...... It's not a thing, but it's big or small, the key depends on what the above says, this is probably the "ghost" of power.
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Shihou Mansion, Liu Hanshao's bedroom.
Nominally, the prince Fu was teaching Shi Hou, but in fact, Liu Hanshao was discussing with Shi Laodao about making single-clothes school uniforms. Using cotton jackets and cotton pants as school uniforms, the girls are fine, but within a few days, the boys have all become rats. Cotton clothes are laborious to clean, and it is difficult to dry, so you can't strip all the male babies and stuff them in the quilt, and then the female babies will collectively help wash the clothes, right?
Moreover, the original school uniform is only divided into three sizes: large, medium and small, and the little baby wears bigger clothes, nothing, but big babies like Ma Jun and Zhao Yun are now like eating hormones, one day at a time, and the large school uniform is also tight, so you have to discuss and make an extra one.
A room full of people.
Lu Zhi said that male babies have military training, and it is inevitable to climb and roll, so they should be given more school uniforms than female babies; Shi Laodao said that the cotton cloth on the mountain is not enough, and if you want to make it again, you can only go outside to buy linen; Du Niang said, if you don't have enough, you have to do it, you can't let the babies either become mud monkeys or bare-ass monkeys, right? Shi Laodao also said that of course it is no problem to buy linen, but to transport so much to the mountains, I am afraid of attracting the attention of others; Du Niang said again, the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the mountains, the degree of food and clothing, is there less luck in normal times? Lu Zhi also said that if Han Shao is short of money, the old man is willing to take some money out...... Even Wei Guangzheng, a half-mute, joined in the fun, saying that the cotton jacket and cotton pants were too warm, could you consider sending them to the brothers of the guards and the Beibi battalion.
"Shut up!"
Suddenly roared at Wei Guangzheng, and then, Liu Hanshao apologized again, and hurriedly said to everyone: "Go out, you all go out first." Big baby, big baby, come in. ”
It was cold, and the house had been smoked with a brazier, Liu Hanshao sprained his foot, and he had been staying in the house, and people were dry like bacon, so they had to drink a few sips of water. It's just such a thing, and I haven't finished talking for a long time, but Liu Hanshao has secretly experienced the limit, and he is about to explode. had no choice but to drive out all these blind people. Everyone also saw Liu Hanshao's embarrassment, and got up and withdrew, Du Niang still wanted to stay and take care of her, but Liu Hanshao stared at her, and she couldn't help but laugh and left.
Just two days after spraining his foot, when Liu Hanshao wanted to relieve his hand, he asked people to put the obscene weapon on the side of the bed and slowly move it by himself, but not today, the situation was urgent, and before Yan Dawa ran in, Liu Hanshao began to rub against the bed.
"Han Shao, what's the matter?"
"Quick, get ...... for my brother"
Liu Hanshao didn't finish speaking, and suddenly found that Yun Daniu was still standing next to him, carrying the "tiger" that Han Shao urgently needed. In parentheses, the tiger is the night pot. The ancient people feared and hated the tiger, so they made the night pot in the shape of a tiger in the hope of conquering it, ravaging it, and urinating it. Therefore, earlier this thing was also called "Wei", which is the same as fear, and later it was not necessarily the shape of a tiger, but it had a common name of "Huzi".
"Give the big baby, you go out."
Liu Hanshao's words should be as concise as possible.
"I'll do it."
Yun Daniu actually dared to be disobedient, but instead walked in front of Han Shao, bent down and lifted his robe.
"You often teach them that men should stand up to the sky and the earth and make meritorious achievements, how can you instruct the eldest baby to do these trivial things now?"
While saying and doing, when Liu Hanshao's pants were unbuttoned, Yun Daniu turned back to Yan Dawa and said, "You go out." ”
Yan Dawa looked at Liu Hanshao stupidly, Han Shao was more stupid than him, and then looked at Yun Daniu, her back, and she couldn't see what she was doing. And then...... Then the baby actually turned around and really left, leaving only Han Shao, messy on the bed.
Whether anyone believes it or not, Liu Hanshao has never let people serve him like this over the years, in his opinion, the only thing that can be regarded as crossing the line is to eat a mouthful of milk from Du Niang. Perhaps, in the eyes of others, Liu Hanshao is a wonderful flower, and it is unimaginable that if the "Venerable" will not enslave the "subordinate", then is it still what the "Venerable" should be? But Liu Hanshao came from the past life and the next life, and he will not treat people as inappropriate, if he really does the same, it is not degradation, what is it?
Ren Hongchang has served Liu Hanshao for several years, at most, he put the bath water, folded the quilt, and helped put on a deep coat or robe, and Liu Hanshao must have put on the small clothes inside first. Later, Ren Hongchang became a "female middle school adult", Liu Hanshao felt inconvenient, so he immediately divided her into a separate room and changed it to Yun Daniu's "carrying". In fact, Yun Daniu is now a big girl, Liu Hanshao is planning to divide her out and transfer the chicks behind her to follow, but unfortunately she didn't have time yet, but she started first.
"Big girl, don't don't, brother will come by himself."
"Han Shao can bear it? If I make a bed, I'll have to clean it up. ”
Don't look at Yun Daniu's generosity, in fact, her face is flushed, and she can't bear the shame. Finally, "Little Han Shao" fell into the hands of people for the first time. Liu Hanshao closed his eyes in despair, this thing is really out of his hands now!
It's obviously about to explode just now, but I can't pee at the moment, isn't there something wrong with my brother? The embarrassing atmosphere spread rapidly, and Liu Hanshao and Yun Daniu didn't dare to squeak. And he saw a man straddle the bed, pressing the bed, and closing his eyes; A person bends forward, carrying a tiger and holding the "little man", is this fragrant or weird?
Yun Dayu usually practices swordsmanship, and her small hands are a little calloused, not as soft as boneless. Liu Hanshao felt it, and then thought about Du Niang's rabbit, maybe the previous "Liu Xiaobian" was sent away by them, so that he had a chance to take advantage of it.
Oh, hey, why does the "little man" seem to be about to move?
Frightened, the physiological phenomenon finally defeated the psychological factor, and a powerful water arrow shot out. Yun Daniu also seemed to be taken aback by this sudden change, and couldn't help but shake her little hands. Liu Hanshao was even more frightened, and said in his heart, you are holding on steadily, the urine outside is yours, it is mine?
Fortunately, although the water arrow is strong, it does not last.
In the end, Yun Daniu actually knew how to help "Little Hanshao" shake it, and then helped Liu Hanshao clean up and hurriedly walked out with the tiger. Liu Hanshao let out a sigh of relief, threw himself on the bed, and thought sadly: I don't have a face to see people, I was actually pinched by a junior high school student, how can I get out of this door in the future, how can I mix in front of people?
After a while, Yun Daniu hurriedly walked in again, and said as she walked: "I told Master Lu that your foot injury has not healed and you are a little tired, so let them disperse first." ”
Well, this matter is very intimate, and my brother really doesn't want to see them anymore now...... Don't want to see anyone!
Yun Daniu's expression was much calmer, but she still couldn't hide a trace of shame.
"Han Shao, I'll get some hot water and wipe your body."
What's the matter, you have to take advantage of it, it's not enough?
"I haven't cleaned it for a few days, it smells, and you're definitely not feeling well."
The more Yun Daniu spoke, the more natural it became, and she also laughed at Liu Hanshao.
Is that my brother willing to stink? Brother is also a disabled person now, don't you have any sympathy?
"Don't worry, I'll put a few more braziers, and the house will be smoked hot, and it will definitely not freeze you."
Don't talk to your brother about the brazier!
No matter how rich the inner drama is, if you don't say it, others won't know it. Liu Hanshao has been dumbfounded and speechless, and Yun Dayu thought he had acquiesced. As soon as she gave an order, the second and third girls walked in immediately, some carrying braziers, some carrying hot water, and some holding the clothes for Liu Hanshao to change and wash.
Immeasurable Tianzun, oh hey, do you still want to form a group to get stuck in the oil?
If it weren't for the foot injury that hadn't healed, Liu Hanshao would probably have fled again. Fortunately, Yun Da Niu was considerate, knowing that Han Shao was thin-skinned and ready everything, so she sent the second and third girls out, leaving only her own little fat sheep to peel herself. Three times five divided by two, Liu Han Shao restored the factory settings. The bath bucket is still some distance from the bedside, not to mention that it is inconvenient to ask Han Shao to jump into the bathtub by himself now. So Yun Daniu screamed with both arms, directly hugged the smooth Liu Hanshao, turned around and walked over, and put it in the bathtub.
Okay, brother admits that you are a martial arts practitioner, but do you want to behave like such a woman?
The despair has passed, Liu Hanshao has completely given up on himself, closed his eyes tightly, and fiddled with the cloud girl as he liked. A pair of small hands gently passed through the roots of the hair, scrubbing the back, not to mention, the hot water soaked like this, even the swollen feet and necks seemed to be much more comfortable.
Or how to say "It's easy to lie down and it's hard to stand up", only this once, Liu Hanshao was used to such corruption and degeneration, and he no longer refused to go down the ditch with his bare butt with Zhao Yun and Wen Ping. So far, Yun Daniu has become the most "close" person around Liu Hanshao, the only one, and there is no other semicolon.