Outside the city of Bianzhou

Captain Guo Fan frowned deeply, staring at the man who was kneeling on one knee in front of the tent; This thin monkey-like sergeant was just arrived in Bianzhou more than ten days ago, and he was the team leader under the command of Captain Xu Cun of Renyong, and his official name was Hu Si. The day before yesterday, it was this guy who came to report that the front camp of the Zhu thief's department was beaten back at night, and after Guo Fan heard the news, he hurriedly led the cavalry of the department to the front camp to inspect, but under some investigation, he did not find that the enemy had a large-scale attack attempt, and his own soldiers were not killed or wounded, but he captured 13 arrows fired by the enemy, but his own side consumed 14 swords and 342 feather arrows.

Today, the unit once again played a "good news," claiming that it had once again heroically repelled the enemy's sneak attack, and that the tragedy of the battle was evidenced by the half-cut sword, and that 12 enemy arrows had been captured, and that it had not lost a single person on its side, but that the normal consumption of armaments and ammunition needed to be replenished urgently.

Guo Fan's face was calm, he tapped his index finger on the case, and asked with pity: "Lie about the enemy situation and mislead Shangguan, can you know the dead word?" Hu Si crouched on the ground and replied sharply: "Lord Duwei has clearly investigated, the Zhu thief's department is indeed attacking, and the little ones dare not lie!" "You go back first, and then make a plan after the official finds out the reason!" Guo Fan waved his hand irritably and drank Hu Si away.

Guo Fan was originally a captain in Mengzhou, and after being defeated and captured, he was surrendered to Qin Zongquan, although he became a former military captain because of his bravery, he was always suspicious of his superiors.

Regarding Xu Cun's recent behavior, Guo Fan is also helpless, how can he not know this trick of lying about the military situation and killing good people for a long time in the army? I can only hate Xu Cun for not killing the good or taking the credit, just reporting the battle damage every day, and not forcing it, giving it or not. Each time, a few feathered arrows were presented, and the emblem of the Bianzhou Army on them was impressively visible and irrefutable. In addition, although this Xu Cun is not a weapon, he is the old department of Xuzhou, which is the king, how to deal with him as a small captain? You can't always harsh the old king because of too much war damage, which is tantamount to falling into the fire of the truth.

Two days later, Xu Cunmo rubbed his itchy buttocks, leaned in front of the camp and basked in the sun, called over Hu Si, and casually ordered: "Fourth, I still came here today according to the old regulations." Hu Si raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why are you still here?" Xu Cun, who was unhappy somewhere, obviously lacked patience, and scolded loudly when he heard the words: "What are you talking about, go quickly!" Hurry up! ”

Hu Si was reluctant to go, he was already familiar with this work, picked out more than ten soldiers with neat legs and feet, and set off in the direction of the enemy camp, each carrying a wicker basket, Hu Si also carried a collecting gong, while banging and screaming loudly: "Don't let go of arrows, don't start a war, don't start a war......" walked out about a thousand steps, stopped outside the range of the enemy's arrows, ordered his soldiers to take out the bows and arrows in the basket, and took out all the knives and knives in the basket, threw them on the ground indiscriminately, and let them pick up the basket again, Like idlers who had just finished the set, they returned to the camp in groups of three or five, hooking their shoulders and back.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, Xu Cun rushed up angrily, kicked Hu Si hard, and scolded with his head and face: "You are a fool, you don't know how to throw it in another place?" Can't you see that it's all about to fall into a mountain? Hu Si hurriedly begged for mercy and ran away.

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The former battalion captain of the Zhu Wen Army sat on the ground, holding his cheeks with his hands, and looked helplessly into the distance; This kind of monkey show of the enemy army will be staged every few days, and he will not be able to cry and laugh; After so many years of fighting, where have you ever seen such a skinless and faceless goods? On the first two occasions, when the enemy came, he also notified the whole battalion to be on alert, and he also went out of the camp to retrieve the things discarded by the enemy. Later, it was staged one after another, and he got used to it, anyway, it was better than anything without fighting with his life, and the enemy army on the opposite side loved to mess around, and he pretended not to know.

Seeing that today's monkey show had come to an end, the captain felt a little bored and yawned and went back to the camp to catch up on sleep.

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Guo Fan looked around the battlefield and asked with a sneering face: "Captain Xu, is it good news today?" Xu Cun, who knelt on one knee in front of the horse, hurriedly leaned down, and returned in a sonorous tone: "Humble and frightened, fortunately not dishonored!" ”

Encountering such a shameless ruffian, Guo Fan couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and his tone unconsciously became fierce: "Captain Xu's good news is frequent, but this official wants to ask for credit for you, right?" "I don't dare to be humble, I just defend the position, I haven't killed the enemy, I don't dare to take credit!" It's just that there is a lack of weapons in the camp, and I hope that the adults will deploy some. "Xu Cun, your captain's battle losses in the past ten days are comparable to the battle losses of all my men and horses in the past ten days, what are you going to say?" Guo Fan's eyes were cold, and he waved the horsewhip fiercely, and the thick killing intent was already overflowing.

Xu Cun raised his head, looked at Guo Fan with a sincere face, and slowly explained: "Lord Duwei is angry! The lowly post department has suffered a lot of war damage due to repeated attacks by Zhu thieves, and please be aware of it! Guo Fan snorted coldly, and scolded secretly in his heart: "What a sharp-toothed hob meat!" "Now in the lower camp, less than thirty percent of the war knives are distributed, and there are only more than 100 arrows left, if Lord Du Wei is really in difficulty, he can first allocate half of the lowly duties......" Listening to Xu Cun's chattering nagging, Guo Fan's forehead was bruised, and he scolded in his heart: Straight thief! Didn't you treat Lao Tzu as a vendor who led the car to sell pulp, and paid the fucking bargain!

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Three days later, Xu Cun leaned in front of the desk and scratched the itch with his hand, Lu Ben was lying next to him dozing, and Meng Hu was concentrating on dealing with half a piece of chaff cake; In the originally peaceful and quiet atmosphere, only Hu Si was restless, his eyes were rolling around, and he was thinking of a way to get out;

"Boss, it's not that I mean to shirk it, it's really a tight stomach ache today! Oops......" Hu Si was still holding his stomach exaggeratedly as he spoke, and he couldn't stop humming and chirping.

Hu Si has already gone to the Duwei camp to report three times of good news, and every time he goes, Guo Fan's face is ugly and a little more; When he went back, Lao Guo's eyes were already like he was going to eat people, and this time, Hu Si really didn't dare to go again.

"Let's let Brother Deer go, right?" Hu Si pointed to Lu Ben and said; "Ben'er, a little soldier, go to a bird!" Xu Cun saw that he had sent an errand, and Hu Si not only pushed and hindered but also climbed randomly, and couldn't help but be angry;

Hearing Hu Si climb to himself, Lu Ben, who was napping, was startled, pricked up his ears and heard Xu Cun's words, so he squinted his little eyes again, and continued to pretend to sleep with peace of mind.

"Big Tiger goes, he's also in the team!" Hu Si was determined to shirk this unsightly errand this time, and when he couldn't make a plan, he had another plan, raising his monkey face and rushing at Meng Hu Nunu next to him;

Meng Hu, who was concentrating on eating, looked at him blankly;

"Great Tiger! This is good news, and it will be presented to the Captain, and it will be necessary to reward some delicious food. Hu Simei said with a fluttering eyebrow; It's true? Meng Hu asked angrily, "When did I seduce you?" The fourth brother went to report the victory a few times ago, and he never lacked food and drink this time! Seeing that things had finally taken a turn for the better, Hu Si nodded his head busily, thumped his thin chest, and replied in a chiseled manner.

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Meng Hu didn't come back!

If you go to the camp after dinner, and don't return to the camp until dinner starts in the evening, this matter is not simple; You must know that in the past, even if Meng Hu had big things, he would never miss the time to start the meal.

Hu Si was anxious first, Meng Hu was his own brother after all, and he had no reason to kill his life in his own hands, so he was anxious, and he couldn't help complaining about Xu Cun: "Boss, there is no such thing as you!" Hu Si sat still, spun in circles, and said like a cannon in his mouth: "One after another, you are not afraid of annoying Guo Fan?" The big tiger has been gone for so long, but don't be punished by the captain! ……”

Xu Cun looked at Hu Si who was jumping up and down in front of him, he was already irritable in his heart, and he was also worried about Meng Hu, who had not returned for a long time, so he couldn't help but scolded casually: "You dead dog!" I sent you to do something, but I want to push back and block, Huzi is sincere, how did you do these pickled things? "Hi...... What do you mean by that? Could it be that Hu Si was born to do pickled things? Hearing this, Hu Si jumped up three feet high, and shouted with anger on his face; Xu Cun also knew that he was speechless, so he quickly shut up.

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Hearing the screams of killing pigs outside the tent, Guo Fan calmed down a little.

Today, Xu Cun'er sent someone to play the good news again, but the monkey-faced man who came a few times ago didn't show up again, but he sent this pig-like thing to play the report. I didn't want to be entangled with these soldiers, I thought about prevaricating a few words and sent it back, I couldn't bear this pig-like thing and didn't want to leave after reporting the military situation, and I had to stalk my neck, where to get the food for the reward? Don't you treat me Guo Fan as a sick cat without exerting your might?

The angry Guo Fan's hand holding the token trembled, and he shook the rope for a long time before throwing out one, first let people beat the thirty military sticks to relieve the hatred in his heart!

"ruffian! Since you like to beg for weapons, let you wait to go around the baggage every day! Captain Guo Fan thought hatefully in his heart.

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A few days later, Lu Ben walked at the forefront with an iron gun, Hu Si walked at the end of the team to collect the soldiers, Xu Cun walked lazily in the middle, and Meng Hu who was lying on the half door panel, chatting with each other;

Meng Hu asked, "Boss, are we going to be coolies?" Xu Cun was not ashamed but proud, and retorted righteously: "What do you call a coolie? We are the dignified captain of the baggage battalion! Meng Hu said with a disdainful face: "It's just a death force all day long, and it's not called a coolie army?" Xu Cun glanced at Meng Hu with disdain on his face and scolded: "Fool, what do you know?" Isn't it better to survive than anything else? "That's right!"

Xu Cun, who was a little bored, looked up at the sky, the sun in the middle of the day was a little dazzling, and then he looked down at Meng Hu, who was no longer silent, and suddenly remembered a past incident;

He pointed at Meng Hu's rotten ass with great interest, smacked his mouth and praised sincerely: "Tut! …… Big Tiger, your gutter is so white! ”