The weapons used in the Romance of the Little Fat Man are indeed male and female mandarin duck swords. It is said that the mandarin sword is three feet seven inches long, and the duck sword is three feet four inches long. However, the official history does not say this.

Mr. Gongsun did this to train his left and right hands.

So he begged the third uncle to make a heavy sword-style wooden sword. So the right is heavy and the left is light, alternately practicing, day after day.

The two sets of sword styles were practiced to perfection, and the little fat man rushed to the county seat to learn the arts.

When I entered the house, I saw that Gongsun was really meditating.

The little fat man took the sword in his hand, one left and one right, and put it in front of him.

Patiently waiting for the Gongsun clan to finish his work, he saluted and asked, "Sister Lan, which hand is practicing today?" ”

"Naturally, it's left-handed. Why do you call me Sister Lan? Remember, my name is cigarettes. ”

"......" the little fat man was speechless again.

After learning a few more sword moves, he got up and said goodbye after memorizing them. Halfway through, the little fat man returned on horseback.

"Smoke ......"

"Huh?"

"Sister Lan, the right-handed sword hasn't been taught yet."

"Take the sword."

The little fat man hurriedly handed over the newly made heavy sword. Gongsun took it with one hand, gently brushed it, and danced a few times.

"Do you understand?"

"Hmm." The little fat man took the heavy sword, copied it as it was, and when he remembered it all, he took his leave and left.

Every day he practices the most is his left hand. Because the left hand is far less flexible and powerful than the right hand. The front yard is carved with a coiled dragon, which is quite inconvenient. Now the sword practice is in the backyard.

Learn from the past. The original intention is to review the knowledge learned and then gain new understanding and experience from it, but in the little fat man's view, reviewing the old sword style can naturally bring out the new sword style. The feeling of coming naturally made him want to stop. The left-handed sword also became smoother and smoother.

When will the two swords be combined?

As soon as he thought of this, the little fat man suddenly felt itchy.

That's where the jump came in.

With his hands stretched out, his swords slowly expanded outward, and then slowly retracted in front of him. The left and right eyes followed Jian Feng back and forth respectively, and the little fat man almost squeezed himself into a cross-eyed.

Wrong. I tried to dance a few times, and found that the two swords were fighting, fetters to each other, and my steps were unsteady. Stumbling, he tripped himself to the ground.

This is not a light fall. Even the man with the sword fell to the ground, and the bast shoes flew out all the way.

I simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up.

can't be used together, what kind of double swords do you practice? No, mandarin ducks and mandarin ducks, aren't they all flying together?

Start so suddenly, and recall in your mind the sword style you have learned.

The two swords are combined, combined, and walled......

How can I craft a wall. The little fat man seemed to see the two walls of intertwined canine teeth slowly hedge. Peak to valley, valley peak, depression to rush!

"Zipper! It should be like a zipper! The little fat man's brain was flying, "I practiced a few right-handed swords first, and then I practiced my left hand!" If you dance the heavy sword first......"

The little fat man stood up with his sword, crossed his swords, and stood in front of his chest. The sword in the right hand danced, the heart moved at will, and the sword in the left hand actually joined by itself!

The right sword is strong, fierce and fast, and the left sword is steady, accurate and ruthless!

The little fat man danced faster and faster, and the more he danced, the faster he danced, the first person controlled the sword, and the latter made people with the sword!

Heavy sword splitting, chopping, collapsing, gridding, washing, intercepting, pressing, sweeping!

The thin sword is entangled, knocked, teased, hung, stabbed, flicked, pulled, stirred!

The heavy sword is in front, like a mantis arm as a car; After the thin sword is hidden, it looks like a bee's tail poisonous needle!

"The mantis arm is a car, and the wasp tail is a needle! Haha...... "The little fat man was full of information and laughed out loud.

The mother, who was mending clothes in the front hall, looked up when she heard the sound, listened and listened, and then smiled and hummed a song.

Weekdays are like water, and it is the season when mulberries are full of branches.

I just learned a few new sword styles yesterday, and today I got up early in the morning and studied in the backyard. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of the front yard, so he stopped his sword pose and ran up.

Open the side door and find a carriage parked in front of the door.

The old man who was driving the carriage was helping a little woman in brocade clothes and getting out of the carriage. The cloak fell sideways, and the woman was still holding a child about two or three years old in her arms.

"Mother, is this the one?"

"This is it." Glancing at the magnificent door, the little woman couldn't help frowning, "Childe, let's go back." If the husband knows, the concubine will not be able to escape. ”

"It doesn't matter. I don't say it, you don't say it, Zhang Weng is deaf and can't say it, how does my father know? The fleshy little hand stretched out from the woman's bosom, and she made a gesture to plant herself into the ground.

The woman hurriedly bent her knees and laid him on the ground.

"Slow down, this place is no better than home, be careful not to step on the mud."

"Out of the way, out of the way." The little fat man with pigtails is snow-white and pink, wearing a red and green belly pocket and open crotch pants, and a big red rouge on his forehead.

Although the color matching is not complimentary, the material is first-class and good. Although there is a suspicion of overstepping the system, people who have a little money nowadays are generally dressed like this.

"Who just knocked on the door?" The little fat man asked, leaning against the door.

"It's the little old man." Hey, who said he was deaf.

"Why did you come?" The little fat man asked.

"There is a way, there are friends from afar, and it is very happy." The little chubby boy said, "Why don't you open the middle door to welcome guests?" ”

The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and was about to refute, but his ear was gently lifted. Needless to say, it was the mother.

"Don't open the door yet." Mother snorted.

"Oh." The middle door full of nails is quite heavy, but fortunately, the little fat man is also quite strong and opens the door to welcome guests.

The old man waved his whip and drove the carriage into the door.

The woman had already entered with the little fat boy in her arms. Mother and son welcomed guests into the hall. The guest and the host sat down, and the woman was only concerned with drinking water, but she did not look up and speak. But the little chubby boy stared at his mother intently with big round eyes.

The mother was about to ask, but the little fat boy had already spoken, "No wonder my father looks at your portrait all day long. Would you like to be my mother? ”

The woman who came with him almost spewed out all the water in her mouth.

And the little fat man's mother was also dumbfounded, and she didn't come back to her senses for a while.

Not to mention the little fat man.

Then he smiled and said: "There is only one mother, how can anyone recognize the mother indiscriminately?" ”

"You mean her?" The little chubby boy pointed to the woman beside him and said, "She is my mother-in-law." ”

The little fat man smiled: "What about your biological mother?" ”

"Mother is gone." The little fat child's expression darkened, but he asked in a childish voice: "What, do it or not?" ”

Without waiting for the little fat man to speak, his mother refused: "You are Zhangjiazi from Zhuo County, right?" Go back and tell your father that I will never marry again, let him die of this heart. ”

Unexpectedly, the little fat boy pouted, "I ran away secretly, and my father didn't know about it." ”

The son said goodbye to Lao Tzu, which is strange.

Without waiting for the little fat man to ask, Zhang Jiazi said the reason in one go: "When I saw the portrait hanging on my father's couch that day, I liked it so much, so I begged my mother to take me to you......"

Could it be that A's mother looks very similar to Zhang Tu's deceased wife?

The little fat man couldn't help but ask, "Little baby, what's your name?" ”

"Zhang Fei."