Chapter 123: Thunder God Cao Cao
"This ......"
When Cao Cao heard this, he also didn't know what to do.
Since it is the will of God, there must be no way to disobey it.
But play lightning with bare hands...... It's really beyond Cao Cao's understanding.
"That's it!"
Cao Shuo saw that Cao Cao had been hesitating, and directly chose raw rice to cook mature rice:
"Anyway, I've written it in the magazine, if you don't go, you'll lose your trust in the world, how many people estimate that they will be drenched in the rain to see you at that time, are you sure you can bear it?"
"I ......"
Before Cao Cao's words fell, he found that Cao Shuo had already run out of smoke.
"Alas, this shaft."
Cao Cao said with a sigh.
He also has nothing to do about the current situation.
"Lord!"
At this time, the strategist Mao Jue saluted Cao Cao and said: "I think that if you go to catch lightning, even if you succeed, it will inevitably happen!" ”
"Yes!"
Many strategists in the audience echoed and said.
"Hey, there's nothing I can do!"
Cao Cao sighed helplessly.
In fact, Cao Cao is a child who is particularly afraid of thunder, and every time he hears thunder, he can be so frightened that he throws out a few drops of urine.
Now it's to catch lightning? That's a real life.
At the same time, people all over China were shocked.
The news that Cao Cao caught lightning is no less than someone who eats Ollie and wants to refill the cup in modern times.
For them, it's just another good opportunity to watch the excitement!
There are also some people who continue to use Cao Cao's words to catch lightning.
What lightning is Lei Gong's messenger, Cao Cao is not bad and kind, etc.
But for most people, they'd love to see for themselves what it's like to catch lightning with their bare hands.
Many people even come directly to the hotel near Xuchang to choose to stay permanently, hoping for heavy thunder and rain every day.
At this time, Cao Shuo has also been observing the weather.
This morning, Cao Shuo saw mosquitoes flying everywhere, and immediately thought that it would rain tonight, and it would be heavy rain.
Immediately, Cao Shuo asked his men to go outside to distribute the news, saying that Cao Cao would catch lightning on the nearest mountain in Xuchang today.
In the afternoon, the entire Xuchang people basically came.
What's more, at the foot of the mountain, they began to sell their seats, and the hills, which were extremely empty the day before yesterday, were already crowded with people at this time.
And in Cao Cao's backyard, that is, Liu Xie's palace, hearing this news also caused quite a stir.
When Liu Xie heard the news, he couldn't help but ask the maid beside him:
"What the hell is going on out there, why is it so lively in the last few days?"
The palace maid just said lightly: "Now there is a lot of commotion outside, and Cao Gong said that he can control thunder and lightning!" ”
"What?"
Hearing the news, Liu Xie almost jumped up in shock.
Harness the Thunder ...... What's going on?
Because Cao Cao put Liu Xie under house arrest in the palace, as for magazines and other things, Liu Xie didn't know anything at all.
"Someone!"
Liu Xie found a little eunuch he was carrying: "Liuxi, hurry up and go outside to see, can Cao Gong be the same as what the magazine says!" ”
"Yes!"
After saying that, Liuxi trotted out.
At this time, Cao Cao panicked like a horse in his heart.
This...... Cao Cao really wanted to beat Cao Shuo a little.
It's almost like he's going to be killed by him!
Why did my head twitch at the time, but I didn't expect to see what was in the magazine first......
Catching thunder and lightning? I'm afraid that when the time comes, I will perform a wave of thunder and thunder for the people of Xuchang!
"Here, put this on!"
At this time, Cao Shuo also came here with Cao Ang, still holding a strange thing in his hand.
"What is this?"
Cao Cao asked, pointing to the contents of Cao Shuo's hand.
"This, this is the holy clothes that the saint gave me in a dream, and I can only accept the baptism of Lei Gong after wearing it!"
Cao Shuo said lightly, and quickly rubbed it on his hand.
If you don't look closely, no one will know it's a piece of clothing.
And the purpose of this garment is to prevent thunder.
Thunder is electricity, rubber insulation, Cao Shuo had nowhere to find plastic, so he found the sleeve in the lottery......
Although it was ugly, it cost at least 50 boxes, which is quite expensive!
"Here, put it on!"
Cao Shuo grinned and said to the two.
"This ...... All right. ”
Hearing that this was the clothes of a saint, Cao Cao and Cao Ang naturally didn't say much.
Rejecting the baptism of a saint is a bit unreasonable.
But now...... It's a bit weird!
"Hey, where are you going then!"
Cao Cao was still very uneasy in his heart now, and turned back to Cao Shuo and said.
"Of course I'm by your side!"
Cao Shuo grinned and took out a suit of clothes that had been spliced together in plastic food packaging bags.
Although it looks ugly, at least it is not psychologically burdensome......
"Why are your clothes different from ours, Cao Shuo?"
Cao Ang pointed at Cao Shuo with a puzzled expression and asked.
"I wasn't named by the saints, I don't deserve to wear your holy clothes!"
Cao Shuo grinned and hurriedly ran out of the door.
If the two of them really knew what the clothes on their bodies were made of, it was estimated that Cao Cao would perform a show on the spot to beat his son.
When Cao Cao and Cao Ang heard this, they both hummed meaningfully.
At this point, the show is about to begin.
Several people rode in a carriage and came to the hill at dusk.
And Cao Shuo's wives must not be absent from this event, and they all cheered at this time, and looked at Cao Cao with an expectant look.
Cao Cao looked at the eyes of Cao Shuo's wives, and his mentality almost collapsed: "Dear, I want to be dragged by a son to let Lei Cho, a son is watching by my side, and I have to be waited by my daughters-in-law to watch a good show." ”
As soon as Cao Cao lowered his head, two tears flowed down directly.
And now Cao Shuo is joking with a few slightly younger wives:
"This is my father, I'm going to be baptized in a while!"
"That husband, can you catch thunder and lightning?"
At this time, Zhen Mi stretched out her head and asked Cao Shuo.
Before Cao Shuo could speak, several wives began to chatter:
"Definitely, my husband is the reincarnation of a god, and I see that he can usually conjure up so many fun things!"
"Yes, for sure, I think my husband can still eat lightning raw!"
"Eat it raw? Is lightning good? ”
……
Listening to the discussions of several wives, Cao Shuo glanced at Cao Cao embarrassedly.
At this time, it was already raining lightly, but the crowd was still full of enthusiasm.
At the top of the mountain, at least nearly 50,000 people gathered, all looking curiously at Cao Cao, who was now dressed like an alien.
And for safety, Cao Cao arranged his army on the top of the mountain in advance and demarcated a small area for his own performance...... No, catch the thunder and lightning!
After a while, the rain was already heavy and there were a few lightning bolts in the sky.
"Oh my god!"
Cao Cao's muscles were tense at this time, and he didn't dare to look up at all.
I used to be afraid of thunder, but now I have to stand in the rain and watch the lightning!
If it is split on yourself, will it turn into a mess of fully cooked ashes?
"God, don't split me!" Cao Cao prayed silently in his heart.