Chapter 343: Whoever looks at it looks like a monster

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Because when he went to Cai Yong's house, he took Ren Hongchang's hitchhiker, so when he came back, he had to send Liu Hanshao back to Yong'an Palace first. Sitting in the carriage, Liu Hanshao was a little irritable, who did he recruit and provoke whom? kindly stopped Cai Xiaosan and didn't let Cai Xiaosan jump into the fire pit, but he was full of complaints. Cai Xiaosan is too, so smart, not to mention studying hard, thinking about these messy things all day long, is he so anxious to get married?

Suddenly, Liu Hanshao found that Lu Lingqi was looking at him with that kind of "weird" eyes again, could it be that this little kid also took a fancy to himself? So, he asked angrily, "What are you looking at?" ”

Lu Lingqi didn't say, "Look at you", but she pursed her lips and let out a "hum", and then followed by a sentence: "Guts rats!" ”

Well, the baby's eyes are not "weird", but "disdainful".

"Who do you say is guts?"

"Who to say, who knows for themselves, obviously likes others, but they don't dare to tell others......"

"You little brat, you know a fart? Stay for a while! ”

"yes, yes, people are little kids, they don't understand anything. The most troublesome thing is that the third aunt is so good, beautiful and smart, but some people are willing to bully her. ”

Liu Hanshao raised his slap high and made a gesture to beat Lu Lingqi, but the eldest daughter of the Lu Bu family in front of him was a young man, who rode a horse and shot arrows, danced knives and guns, and did not give in when he saw this, and he was about to fight with Liu Hanshao in the carriage for 300 rounds. Ren Hongchang looked annoyed, grabbed Lu Lingqi, took her into his arms, and then looked at Liu Hanshao with a "weird" look.

Hearts for hair...... Hairy?

Liu Han put down his arms in a daze, pretending to enjoy the scenery outside the car.

After a while, it seemed that Ren Hongchang finally couldn't hold his breath anymore, and asked angrily: "Big brother, what are you going to do with Yan'er?" ”

It's a big living person, not an object, can my brother do whatever he wants?

Liu Hanshao tried his best to suppress the irritability in his heart and said: "Cai Xiaosan is the youngest of our brothers and sisters, let's be big brothers and sisters, so we should naturally take more care of them." What else can brother do? Of course, I chose to forgive her, and let her find someone she liked, who could be entrusted for life, and who could live this life happily. ”

Ren Hongchang was a little confused, what's wrong with you, do you still need to forgive? If you want to forgive, someone should forgive you, right? Fortunately, Ren Hongchang has followed Liu Hanshao for many years, and he is used to his unreliable nonsense, although he can't understand it thoroughly every time, he can automatically ignore those irrelevant words.

However, Ren Hongchang didn't want Liu Hanshao to divert the topic now, and then asked: "Then what if she likes Wei Zhongdao?" ”

Liu Hanshao said very simply: "No! They don't fit. ”

Ren Hongchang reluctantly asked again: "Why is it not suitable?" ”

Do you want my brother to say that Wei Zhongdao is very likely to be a short-lived ghost, and my brother is afraid that Cai Xiaosan will become a widow after marrying? So, Liu Hanshao said almost roguely: "If it's not suitable, it's not suitable, my brother thinks Wei Zhongdao is ugly, and he doesn't deserve our Cai Xiaosan, okay?" ”

Can this also be done?

Ren Hongchang took a deep breath and decided to make his words clear, lest Liu Hanshao talk nonsense again.

"What about you, big brother?"

"What am I?"

"Have you ever thought about it

, to include Yan'er in the palace? ”

Liu Hanshao's eyes widened, looking at Ren Hongchang like a monster, and then asked with concern: "Sister Xiaohong, are you sick?" Do you feel uncomfortable in anything? Then the carriage had to turn around and go to the hospital.

Ren Hongchang couldn't bear it anymore, kicked it over, stopped Liu Hanshao's "pretending to be stupid", and shouted angrily: "Answer me!" ”

"What did you answer?"

Liu Han asked stupidly, and then said, "Sister Xiaohong, is there water in your head?" Brother treats you as brothers, but you want Cai Xiaosan to sleep with me? That Cai Xiaosan is our family's Cai Xiaoliu, when she was righteous in the north, her head fell to the ground, and she was her brother's sister-in-law in this life. If my brother has any evil thoughts about Cai Xiaosan, is he still a human? It's not as good as a beast! Besides, how old is Cai Xiaosan? It's not much worse than a little kid, even if my brother has evil thoughts, he can't be evil......"

Beibi is righteous, men and women are counted separately, Ren Hongchang is the eldest sister, so Cai Yan is Cai Xiaosan, if it is counted together, Cai Xiaosan is Cai Xiaoliu, which is not wrong.

But for Liu Hanshao's crazy and stupid words, Ren Hongchang didn't feel funny at all, she just felt very sad at the moment, maybe this feeling was not just for Cai Yan.

He has grown into an adult, no longer the little kid of the year, now he is extraordinary, swaggering the eight extremes, more and more like a holy lord Mingjun, and he has already married another woman, no longer the little maid who makes the bed and folds the quilt for him, and serves tea and water......

Looking at Liu Hanshao, who is chattering endlessly, like an old lady with a broken mouth, is there such a "Holy Lord Mingjun" in the world?

The feeling of truth and beauty in my heart is becoming more and more ethereal, lighter and farther away, but the "cruel reality" in front of me is like a glass mirror, or is it the kind that "bang" and becomes sparse...... Finally, Ren Hongchang roared angrily: "You, uncle, righteous sister!" ”

And then...... There is no then.

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I don't know if Cai Yan is really dead to Liu Hanshao, anyway, Ren Hongchang is completely dead, and there is not even a little fantasy scum left, so he threw Liu Hanshao down with great disgust in front of the gate of Yong'an Palace, turned around and walked away.

However, this matter did not stop there, the guards and entourage who followed Wang Yun, Gao Jie, and Wei Qi to the Cai family at the beginning, I don't know how many people there were, plus Lu Lingqi, the little eighth woman, privately compiled Liu Hanshao's joke of "bullying Cai Xiaosan and sending Wei Zhongdao angrily" into an episode, and I don't know how many episodes I made up, and who was arrested and who was simulated.

Regarding this matter, Wei Zhongdao, as one of the parties involved, said "I don't feel anything", although I also admired the eldest daughter of the Cai family at the beginning, she was both talented and beautiful, and hoped to get close to the royal family, but since His Majesty has tactfully shown "force majeure", then don't be stubborn anymore, otherwise isn't it self-defeating?

Besides, Wei Zhongdao is very busy now, and the people of the north are looking forward to him collecting milk and eggs! Manly husbands, you should put state affairs first, and put aside some personal feelings of your children for the time being. Besides, let's go on a blind date, and we didn't even see the face of the woman, so it must not even have a "private relationship", right?

Therefore, when Wei Zhongdao successfully jumped out of this whirlpool, the protagonists in the paragraph were only Liu Hanshao and Cai Yan.

Liu Ji came, holding a slightly bulging belly; Wen Hui came, holding a slightly bulging belly; Du Niang also came, standing up slightly

Stomach ...... Don't get me wrong, Du Niang is fat, and she has been a little blessed in the past two years. Everyone worked together and painstakingly persuaded Liu Hanshao to include Cai Yan in the palace.

Liu Hanshao looked at the group of monsters in front of him, if he didn't want to fight any of them, he really wanted to beat them up collectively!

Is there anyone like you?

ran to other people's homes, and in front of other people's wives and babies, persuaded people to find a mistress.

Of course, maybe in the eyes of Liu Ji and others, Liu Hanshao is the real monster. They don't understand, Cai Xiaosan is good at everything, and Liu Hanshao takes good care of her, this is simply a match made in heaven, it is a logical thing, why didn't Liu Hanshao agree? Du Niang even thought that Han Shao was thin-skinned and afraid that he would take in his righteous sister and spread it, and his reputation would not be good? actually helped to come up with an idea, asking Liu Hanshao and Cai Xiaosan to "break the handle first, and then worship heaven and earth".

Is this thing still broken?

Isn't it just about bending?

At this point, Liu Hanshao felt that there was no need to explain anything to them, just treat everyone as if they were visiting the zoo, and everyone looked like a monster.

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However, this is not the most bizarre, after Liu Jiao's group left, Yun Sanniu and the three of them continued to nag, scrambling to persuade Liu Hanshao. For a while, he said that the royal man Ding was thin, and for a while, he said that Cai Xiaosan was both talented and good-looking, and for a while, he said that Liu Hanshao and Cai Yan were so good that they were all old and decrepit, and they couldn't serve Liu Hanshao.

Indeed, including Yun Liuniu, these three queens are all older than Liu Han. But you are all young women in your twenties, and you tell your brother that you are old and decrepit, how do you taste it, and why do you think this is a bit like hooking up with people?

Fortunately, Liu Hanshao was determined, holding Liu Yun and sailing to tease, and never paid attention to the "temptation" or "seduction" of these people. Later, he was really annoyed by the nagging, and Liu Hanshao couldn't help but yell: "Enough! ”

"What the hell are you all thinking? Is he really so big-hearted and generous that he pushes his husband to others? If you are really rare brother, shouldn't you rush to hold your brother into your arms? is afraid of taking on the reputation of jealousy, so they all pretend to be generous? Are you sincere to your brother? Have you ever thought about my brother's feelings? You're queens now! If even you don't dare to open your hearts and say whatever you want, but instead bend your will to welcome you and hold your breath, then who else can live like a real and real person? ”

Hearing this, the three of them didn't know whether they were terrified or moved, and they fell to their knees cracklingly, and the three girls cried and said: "Your Majesty Mingjian, the concubines and sisters have no false heart for Your Majesty, even if it is ...... Even if His Majesty wants the life of his concubine, the concubine has no complaints! ”

"Get up for me, my brother has never seen a wife kneeling for her husband!"

In addition to being angry, Liu Hanshao accidentally said a truth, as if in the past life and the next life, this situation is the opposite, and he has to kneel on the remote control and not change the channel, and kneel on the instant noodles without crumbles. Fortunately, in order to save a little face for herself, she never uses this kind of family method, but many times, she still uses this posture......

Looking at the appearance of Yun Sanniu and the others, Liu Hanshao couldn't bear to continue to roar, sighed and said: "You all grew up with my brother since childhood, although my brother likes to pour water into you, but he didn't pour it into your heads, right?" Brother doesn't understand, why are you all like today? ”