Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and rats give birth to cubs that make holes.

The slang handed down by the ancients is actually very reasonable, which is the condensation of thousands of years of life experience, which seems to have no basis, but in fact contains unparalleled wisdom.

The outside world is regretting how Fang Xuanling and the first gentleman gave birth to such a good mallet as Fang Jun, but Fang Jun himself knows the reason, but he can't understand how Ling Hu Dedi, a stubborn, pedantic, and selfish old guy, can teach such a shy, shy, and seemingly sincere and straightforward grandson?

By the way, this is not a grandson, Guan Linghu Dedi called his uncle, it seems that there is a genetic mutation......

Thinking about it like this, Fang Jun was relieved.

Linghu Yuanchao shouted out the name of his uncle, and he was a little worried, his two brothers had a holiday with Fang Jun, even his uncle was also hit by Fang Jun when he was so angry that he went to court, and he was even scratched by Fang Jun's concubine......

But he didn't have a problem, it was impossible not to report the number, there were so many people in this house, how could no one recognize him? If he didn't go back and ask his uncle, he didn't dare to make an IOU directly, if he dared to assert himself, his uncle's violent temper would be able to peel off his own skin after he went back.

can only hope that Fang Jun will ignore his previous suspicions......

Someone next to him sneered and muttered in a low voice: "If you admit the punishment obediently, it's just that, with so many people, Fang Er is embarrassed to target anyone." But such a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, should he really be a good man and a woman? ”

"The Linghu family is also stupid to death, how can they actually send a doll who can't be the master?"

"Hehe, you don't know this, Linghu Shangshu's sons are all officials in other places, several brothers are old, raised in Dunhuang's hometown, the grandchildren are vigorous, but most of them are not around, as far as I know, there are only three people serving on the side, and the two big ones are not lightly tossed by Fang Jun, where do you dare to come? And only this smallest one has come forward. ”

"I see, but where would this two-stick mallet easily let go of such an opportunity to rectify the Linghu family? Look, there's a good show, but pity this doll. ”

"It's strange to say, that Ling Hu Dedi is also a generation of famous ministers and a great Confucian in the world, how can he not deal with Fang Jun like this?"

"Fart Confucian, don't you know that literati are light?"

"Have a hairy relationship with the literati? Let me tell you, it is said that this Ling Hu De Di took a fancy to a famous trick in Pingkangfang, and wanted to have a pear flower pressed begonia, but unfortunately the famous trick has long admired Fang Jun's literary brilliance, and his heart belongs, so he ignored the old Linghu, so, hehe, you know ......"

……

I don't know where it went.

Fang Jun looked at the nervous Linghu Yuanchao and said with a smile: "Why, do you think that a certain person is just like they said, because of personal grievances, he will take the opportunity to embarrass you?" ”

Linghu Yuanchao swallowed his saliva, and hurriedly said: "I don't dare to do it below, although I am young in the next year, I study poetry and books hard, and I am determined to become a great Confucian like my uncle." Therefore, I admire Fang Fu Yin's peerless literary brilliance, and in the lower study, I will stick to your 'aspirant, it will be done, and the one hundred and two Qin Passes will eventually belong to Chu; Hard-working people, the sky does not bear, lying on the salary to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu's couplet, always think that it is hard, not moved by the hardship and boredom of reading. ”

When Fang Jun heard this, he smiled and teased: "Hehe, I thought you were a shy and timid person, but who knew that you were actually a master of sycophancy, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

This couplet was written by himself not long after he crossed over, and was later taken by the eldest brother Fang Zhizhi, shocked by the heavens, and went to brag to his friends and classmates, which was circulated. However, compared with his other "creations" of famous poems that shook the world, they are much more low-key, and their circulation is not very widespread.

Ling Hu Yuanchao blushed and said hurriedly: "There is not a single lie below, let alone saying it in front of Fang Fu Yin!" Fang Fu Yin Zhi's literary style is the best in the world, even if your uncle and you have a lot of discord, but in his leisure time at home, he admires your poems very much, and has repeatedly admonished our children to figure out the artistic conception of those poems and the skills of choosing words and sentences. ”

This child has a shy personality and blushes when he speaks, which is why people tend to believe it when they lie. Therefore, although everyone was surprised that Hu Dedi privately praised Fang Jun, no one doubted the authenticity of these words.

Fang Jun laughed: "Is that really the case? It is really rare to let Linghu Dedi, an old stubborn man, praise it, and a certain mood is extremely comfortable. For the sake of you being so good at talking, so-and-so agreed to your request, and if you go back and ask for instructions, you might as well tell your uncle that it is rare for him to respect a certain work, give him a face, and the ransom can be paid at a ninety percent discount. ”

The children of the family who had not yet left were speechless.

Isn't this Chiguoguo's play?

What kind of rigid temperament does that make Hu Dedi bow to you for this discount? Maybe the old guy has a temper and doesn't redeem people regardless of it......

Linghu Yuanchao didn't think about it so much, although he was young, he was very much loved by his uncle, and he had heard a lot about family affairs. The previous time my uncle was scratched by Fang Jun's concubine, and my brother was very injured again, but he had to send a lot of money to the Fang family to apologize, and the family's economy suddenly became difficult.

This time, the number of people who made the fox family participate in the East Market Xiaoju incident was as many as twenty-six, and if they could save a fold, it would be tens of thousands of people over there!

Immediately, the little guy thanked happily: "Thank you Fang Fu Yin, I will go home here and ask for instructions, and return as soon as possible!" ”

Then, he turned around and ran out of the lobby.

The children of the family in the lobby sighed, as if they had only come back to their senses at this time, they had just laughed at the immaturity and shyness of others, but as a result, Fang Jun was photographed with a fart, and the fine of 10% was directly waived.

It's one thing to make Hu De accept it, but to be able to get this condition under the premise that the two families have always been suspicious, Ling Hu Yuanchao is not simple!

But in the end, he didn't have the heart to stay and watch the excitement, so he handed over the money, redeemed his family and left in a hurry.

After a while, Linghu Yuanchao came back, his handsome cheeks were full of frustration, and he said dejectedly: "Uncle said that he would not eat the food that came from starvation, so how much should it be, let's make the fox family not take advantage of that one...... But the family can't come up with that much money for a while......"

Fang Jun nodded, this was expected, and said gently: "Then make an IOU." ”

Ling Hu Yuanchao lowered his head, hesitated a little, and only said after a while: "That...... In fact, even if you make an IOU, you won't be able to pay it back for a while......"

Fang Jun seemed to smile: "Do you think that you have just pretended to be a sycophant and get benefits, so you want to repeat the old trick?" Boy, it's good to be smart, but it's a bad thing to be smart. ”

Linghu Yuanchao's face was full of shame, he didn't dare to speak anymore, he quickly signed and signed, and hurriedly left.

When he walked to the door, he paused again, and said a little embarrassed: "I didn't lie, but the family couldn't get such a huge amount of money for a while, as for those words just now, it was not a sycophant, my uncle really used your poems to educate us." ”

Fang Jun smiled and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't have money, go back and tell your uncle that if you are not afraid of boiling water for a dead pig, and you don't have a life if you ask for money, then he will definitely regret it." Don't think that if you step down from Jing Zhaoyin's position, this money has nothing to do with me, no matter where you go, this account will definitely come back. As for the people who owe me Fang Jun money and don't pay it back...... Kenben doesn't exist. ”

Ling Hu Yuanchao was startled, and said in his heart, how can this person be so good as a ghost?

Just went home by himself to ask for instructions, and the uncle was angry and refused to accept the discount, and really said, "Lao Tzu has no money, so I don't believe that he Fang Jun can still sell my house", "The mallet will get out of Jing Zhaoyin's position in three or two days, and I will see if Ma Zhou's kid dares to go to my door to collect debts......

didn't dare to say more, so he hurriedly went out and led his slave people away in a hurry.

Everyone dispersed, and only Fang Jun and a group of scribes remained in the lobby, Fang Jun asked leisurely, "How was the harvest?" ”

The scribes, you looked at me, and there were no words, but you let out a scream of excitement with a "whoosh"!

It's fun to follow such an official! Look at those sons of families who skim to the sky from the corners of their eyes, they are like a group of quails in front of Fang Jun, who dares to say a tough word? Yes, there is, but that Qiu Shenji was directly given a fine by Fang Jun to double the fine, do you dare to disagree?

It's just a pity, Fang Jun is about to be transferred, it is said that the new Jingzhao Yin Ma Zhou was a member of the emperor's Zhongshu before the emperor, and his personality is extremely hard and upright, so he must be more difficult to get along with than the easy-going Fang Jun.

Suddenly, the joy in the lobby suddenly disappeared, and there was a trace of sadness......