Chapter Ninety-Five: Mom and Su Su kissed, not Dad
Therefore, after eating, when Bai Wei was studying her flowers and plants again, Tan Yiqiao carried Xiao Bai Su's collar to the study, stared at him and told him, "You are an adult, can you have some vision in the future?"
Xiao Bai Su looked confused, and looked at Tan Yiqiao with a wrinkled face: "What do you see with your eyesight?
"......" the corners of Tan Yiqiao's mouth twitched, "Seeing that your eyes are yes, Dad and Mom are playing kissing, you have to cover your eyes and pretend not to see it, you know?"
With such a sticky big light bulb, the devil knows when he'll get to home plate.
Xiao Baisu was not happy: "Children can't lie, this is what Dad said." ”
Tan Yiqiao was actually dumbfounded by a child, okay, keep up the good work, "Then you can hide and go back to the room, in short, you can't watch your parents kiss." ”
"You don't have to kiss your mother. The little guy said righteously, "Mom can kiss Susu, but you don't need Dad to kiss." ”
He looks like "Mom is me alone" and resolutely refuses to compromise.
Tan Yiqiao laughed angrily at his cheap son, and thought to himself: I really want to beat someone!
But I don't dare.
He had to vent and pinch his son's face twice, who knew that it felt unexpectedly good, he couldn't help but pinch it a few more times, and then pinch it a few times, this thing is actually addictive?
Xiao Bai Su was unhappy, her eyes widened and she shouted, "Dad, you bullied me, I want to sue my mother!"
"Don't sue your mother!" Tan Yiqiao threatened, "or beat your little ass!"
Wow!
As soon as Xiao Bai Su heard that his father was going to spank his little ass, he immediately cried, grabbed his father's arm and bit it hard.
It hurts, it's bloody!
Bai Wei heard the crying, hurriedly pushed the door in, and happened to see the picture of Xiao Bai Su biting Tan Yiqiao, and her face suddenly sank, "Bai Su, what are you doing?"
Sensing that Bai Wei was angry, Xiao Bai Su immediately relieved herself, she didn't dare to cry if she wanted to, and looked at Bai Wei with teary eyes.
Mom said you can't bite, biting is bad boy.
Seeing that his mother didn't speak, the little guy's tears couldn't hold back anymore, and they snapped down, but he didn't dare to cry out loud, so he dared to whisper, "Mom, I was wrong...... Susu shouldn't have bitten people......"
Bai Wei just didn't speak, and wanted to give Xiao Bai Su a good memory.
But Tan Yiqiao disagreed, seeing his son crying so aggrieved, he began to feel distressed, in the end, he was born, not picked up from the garbage heap.
"It's all right, kid, don't freak him out. ”
It was this sentence that Bai Wei was completely angry, "Children are justified, and children can make mistakes with confidence?" It is because of this sentence that how many bear children are more vicious than the devil! What else can they do in the future except be scumbags?"
Her Bai Wei's children can be hurt and petted, but they must be educated, and they must not be like some children, so used to making people hate to strangle to death, life is simply a social tumor!
Receiving Bai Wei's angry gaze, Tan Yiqiao touched his nose weakly, reached out and patted his son's ass lightly twice, "Yes, yes, mom is right." Weiwei, don't be angry, I'll educate him for you. ”
Bai Wei watched Tan Yiqiao pick up Bai Su and walk outside, and sighed helplessly, just like him, what can he educate?
However, she really wants to talk to him about this matter, the child must alienate him from the correct values from an early age, not a sentence of "he is still a child" and "he is still young" can be lawless, so the educated child might as well be strangled to death.
Bai Wei was angry here, and the little guy who was taken out over there was punished by Tan Yiqiao to stand, ordering him to stand in the corner of the wall like a military posture, and said seriously, "Don't make your mother angry in the future, otherwise you will always stand." ”
Xiao Bai Su was very aggrieved, but he had just made his mother angry, and he didn't dare to provoke his father anymore, or no one would support him.
He raised his big watery eyes to look at Tan Yiqiao, and said without confidence, "Mom won't be angry with Su Su, it's Dad who makes Mom angry." ”
"Stinky boy, you say it again!" Tan Yiqiao glared at him, "Who bit just now? Who is Mom angry again? You tell me well, or I will beat your little ass!"
This kid has learned to talk nonsense with his eyes open?
"Mom is scaring Su Su, and she won't really be angry with Su Su. The little guy tilted his head seriously and explained, "Mom is angry with Dad, because Mom likes Su Su to kiss, but Mom doesn't like Dad, so don't kiss." ”
The organization couldn't be clearer, of course, Tan Ye's temper couldn't be more explosive, the little rabbit cub was almost angry with him.
"You stand up for me!" Tan Yiqiao ordered, took a deep breath, and said seriously, "Your mother's favorite person is you Lao Tzu and me, and the one who likes to kiss the most is also Lao Tzu! If you want to kiss, find your own daughter-in-law! Also, let me tell you, in the future, whatever the mother at home says, you are not allowed to talk back, you are not allowed to make your mother angry, and most importantly, you are not allowed to become a bear child!"
Tan Yiqiao said a lot, but Xiao Baisu was confused when he heard it, and finally only remembered a few words, and then asked very innocently, "What is the daughter-in-law, and what is the bear child?"
This pit daddy cub!!
Tan Yiqiao grinded his teeth: "The bear child is a disobedient bad boy who wants to be beaten!"
"Hmph, Dad is a bear child, Su Su is the most well-behaved!" After speaking, the little guy stopped standing in a military posture, twisted his little butt and ran to find his mother, shouting while running, "Mom, Dad is a bear child, don't kiss ......"
Bai Wei's little red face that had just gone down was steaming up again, this damn stinky man, what a mess he taught her son!
"Mom, Mom, what is a daughter-in-law, Dad let me find it myself, is it delicious?" Xiao Bai Su shouted, and the servants laughed.
Bai Wei was pruning her flowers and plants, and when she heard her son's words, she almost cut them off, and seriously suspected that she had just had auditory hallucinations.
"Hmph, Dad is the worst!Don't give me a daughter-in-law!" Xiao Bai Su complained to Tan Yiqiao with an angry face, Bai Wei wanted to jump to her feet when she heard it, "Tan Yiqiao, you come over to me!"
Someone swaggered over: "What's wrong?"
"What's wrong? Are you embarrassed to ask me?" Bai Wei pointed at him angrily and asked, "What did you tell him just now?"
Tan Yiqiao shrugged his shoulders and did not apologize: "That's what he said, if he doesn't let him find it himself, do we still have to arrange an arranged marriage? ”
Emmmmm, that sounds like that's right.
It's just that it's a bit too early to discuss this.
Tan Yiqiao saw that the little woman was no longer entangled, glanced at his unlucky son, and snorted arrogantly in his heart: Boy, fight with Lao Tzu, you have to be very early.
Then, someone continued to explain with an innocent face: "Don't you say it, you must establish correct values for your child from an early age, and that's how I just educated him." Especially, one's own daughter-in-law hugging herself, how can you hug other people's daughters-in-law every night, immoral. ”
Nani?!
The 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping in Bai Wei's heart, what are they all about?