"Oh, ah, oh"

"Ah, hurry up, I'm so cool"

"Oh, ah, oops, soooh"

"Squeak! Squeak"

……

In the dining room of Sparrow Hills, the creaking of the dining table could be heard in the morning.

Pan Xingxing, Qian Honghua, Zhou Huaichen, Jiang Shiheng, Yu Fenghe and others had breakfast in front of them, soy milk was sprinkled all over the table, and a group of perverts imitated the faintly heard sound last night with obscene faces.

"Damn, why hasn't this Chen Xiaohan come yet, I'm in a hurry!" Qian Honghua stretched his neck, got up and looked at the door, and complained loudly.

"Roll the calf, don't block my view, I want to observe what the comfortable walking posture looks like!" Pan Xingxing pushed Qian Honghua and scolded angrily.

"You say, you guys, can you still have a little bit of talent? There are so many beauties in our Hanmang now, weishenme just likes to see, likes to care*, but doesn't act? Zhou Huaichen looked around with a smile on his face, and said very stinky, "Isn't it difficult to find a girlfriend?" ”

"Can you die if you don't pretend to be X?" Jiang Shiheng was betrayed by Zhou Huaichen yesterday, and the more he looked at Zhou Huaichen, the more unpleasant he became.

"Cut!" Zhou Huaichen gave Jiang Shiheng a contemptuous look and said, "Look at your jealous look!" ”

"Am I jealous? Damn, I'm a master now! You're just looking in the mirror and narcissistic! Now that Xiaohan has also dedicated himself, don't you always say that you look better than Pan An? There's a kind of you can find a girlfriend for us too! Jiang Shiheng wiped a handful of soy milk hanging on the corner of his mouth and said mockingly.

"I'm too young to look for it!" Zhou Huaichen saw that everyone had turned their eyes on him, and his cheeks flushed and said.

"Just blow it!" Pan Xingxing glanced at Zhou Huaichen's crotch a few times, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "You can't be physically defective, right?" It's so white and white that you can't even see your beard, and I suspect you're oversecreting estrogen! ”

"Pan Xingxing, I really admire you more and more, now that you speak more and more, how come you even know estrogen?" Qian Honghua patted Pan Xingxing's shoulder with a smile and said, "I didn't see you reading and studying?" ”

"I haven't read any books! Yesterday I was idle and bored, and I read a broken book on how breeding pigs can make sows produce more pig lambs, which wrote this thing! I guess pigs and people are similar, isn't that just a show? Pan Xingxing said proudly, "Dude is smart enough!" ”

"Get out!" Zhou Huaichen grabbed the unpeeled egg on the table, smashed it at Pan Xingxing, and scolded, "I don't have a beard on my chin, what is this?" With a mouse's eyes, you know every day to peek at a woman's boobs! ”

"You fart!" Pan Xingxing didn't dodge the egg, his head was smashed by the egg, and he slapped the table with a red face and scolded loudly, "When did I look at the chest, I was clearly looking at the ass!" ”

Jiang Shiheng and the others were about to get up and persuade them, but when they saw Pan Xingxing's obscene and shameless face, they were simply stunned with laughter.

"That's it! All right! Don't be ashamed, everyone is a brother, one has slept on the kang, and the other eats in the trough. Who doesn't know who? Everyone is also a big one, and it's normal to take a look! Qian Honghua said with a smile on his face, "Otherwise, how about the two of you try to see who is more attractive?" ”

"Competition?" Zhou Huaichen pointed to his nose, looked at Pan Xingxing, looked at Qian Honghua and asked contemptuously, "You let me compete with him to find a girlfriend?" ”

"What's wrong? Look at your stinky fart, I really don't believe it, is it possible that all women in the world judge people by their appearance! Pan Xingxing saw that all the brothers were looking at him with sympathy and pity, his blood surged, and he said angrily, "Dare to compare? ”

"Whatever!" Zhou Huaichen said very arrogantly, "You can start now!" ”

"Good! Then we'll prove it! Qian Honghua saw that Pan Xingxing and Zhou Huaichen were competitive, and said excitedly, "We will limit the time for breakfast, which of you can invite the girl to have breakfast with you, and then go out for a walk together, even if whoever wins!" If you can hold hands, add five points; If you can kiss, then kill the opponent directly! ”

"If you have a boyfriend, you can't touch it!" Jiang Shiheng hurriedly added solemnly and solemnly.

"If you have a prospective girlfriend, you can't touch it!" Yu Fenghe thought about it, blushed, and said a little shyly, "Jingshan, sooner or later it will be my woman!" ”

"I don't have a woman, you can do whatever you want!" Qian Honghua said with a smile, "Now you can start, you two get out of here!" ”

Zhou Huaichen stood up, took out a napkin, wiped his mouth elegantly, pursed the corners of his lips and said, "It's not interesting to divide the winner like this, shouldn't you add some bets!" ”

"Whatever, who's afraid of whom!" Look at Zhou Huaichen, and then look at yourself, Pan Xingxing is a little weak in his heart, if Zhou Huaichen is Aaron Kwok, then he is Huang Bo! But the words have come to this point, if you admit it, it will be a big shame.

"How about either of you lose and learn a woman's voice* in the hallway at twelve o'clock tonight?" Qian Honghua glanced at the two of them and came up with a bad idea for JP!

“haha！ Okay, that's a good idea, I agree! Jiang Shiheng slapped his hands and said, "That's it!" ”

"I think it's okay! It's exciting! Yu Fenghe thought about the ghost crying wolf at night, and excitedly agreed loudly.

"I'm fine, you're called anyway!" Zhou Huaichen saw that Pan Xingxing's confidence was insufficient, and said even more arrogantly, "You can admit defeat now!" ”

"Lao Tzu would rather bend than bend, if you want to admit defeat, you admit defeat!" After Pan Xingxing finished speaking, he walked directly to the door. Because they wanted to make fun of Chen Xiaohan, several people got up early. The master of the kitchen was still grinding soy milk, and a few people came. Look at the time, it's almost seven o'clock, and the girls for breakfast are coming soon.

"I'm going to sit the farthest away and beat you too!" Zhou Huaichen went to the window of the restaurant to get a breakfast, then glanced at Pan Xingxing with a smile on his face, and sat directly by the window to eat breakfast.

"Zhou Huaichen will definitely win!" Yu Fenghe looked at Pan Xingxing, and then at Zhou Huaichen, and said with a wry smile, "The gap between the two of them is too big!" ”

"I don't think so, girls still prefer to have ability and connotation!" Jiang Shiheng glanced at Zhou Huaichen and said, "Pan Xingxing has a lot of ideas, and he may not necessarily lose!" ”

"Is this how your Xu Shuang'er praised you?" Qian Honghua saw that there was no movement at the door of the restaurant, turned his head, and said with a smile, "Anyway, it's boring to be idle, or you can tell me how you confessed to Xu Shuang'er!" ”

"I confess?" Jiang Shiheng looked at Qian Honghua as if he had heard a daxiao word, and said very proudly, "Although my buddy is not handsome enough, he is definitely domineering enough." It's impossible for me to confess, if I want to confess, then I have to confess to me!

"Are you sick with a cold?" Yu Fenghe looked at Jiang Shiheng and asked with a serious face, "How did I find out that you don't even blush when you tell lies?" A few days ago, I saw you sulking secretly because Xu Shuang'er often talked to the dog baby, why did this turn upside down in your mouth? ”

"Is there one?" Jiang Shiheng retorted very stiffly, "Impossible, you must be mistaken!" ”

"Don't do it! Look, there's a beautiful woman coming in! Qian Honghua reminded loudly.

"Good morning, everyone!" Jing Shan and Jing Ci walked in side by side, Jing Shan wore a black leather suit, long black leather boots, and a graceful figure, Yu Feng and his eyes were straight.

"Two beauties, have breakfast together, okay?" Pan Xingxing hurriedly stepped forward to talk, and said with a smile on his face, "Brother, I haven't eaten breakfast yet!" ”

"Cut! Look at your perverted appearance, we won't have breakfast with you! Jing Ci's delicate chin was raised, and Jing Shan walked quickly towards the window of the restaurant.

"Failure!" Qian Honghua made a neck wiping motion to Pan Xingxing.

"Jingci little beauty, come and sit together!" Zhou Huaichen sat by the window very elegantly, browsing the scenery, and beckoned to Jing Ci and Jing Shan, who were holding the dinner plate and had not yet sat down, like a gentleman.

"Yay! Brother Zhou, you are so handsome! Jing Ci agreed, raised his legs and prepared to walk in the direction of Zhou Huaichen.

"Ahem, ahem!" Yu Fenghe suddenly coughed loudly as if he had eaten chicken bones, his face was flushed, and he looked at Jingshan nervously.

"I'm not going! Go ahead! Jing Shan saw Yu Fenghe's nervous appearance, his face turned red, he whispered, and hurriedly sat down nearby.

"Ahh Then I'm not going either! Jingci put down the plate, gave Zhou Huaichen an apologetic smile, and said, "Brother Zhou, Senior Sister Jingshan and I will not go, we have something to whisper!" ”

“haode！ No problem, I'll just say it! Zhou Huaichen glanced at Yu Fenghe angrily, smiled and said.

"Yu Fenghe, why are you indiscriminately interfering with the game?" Qian Honghua glanced at Yu Fenghe angrily and complained, "One more time, you will hurry up and roll the calf!" ”

"your grandma! That's my woman! Yu Fenghe saw that Jing Shan didn't go to Zhou Huaichen because he was very face-saving, and scolded loudly with a very manly spirit.

"Look, it's someone again!" Jiang Shiheng reminded loudly.

"You're standing here without breakfast, aren't you hungry?" Before Pan Xingxing could speak, Huo Qingluan, who was frosty and unhappy, scolded loudly.

"I'm waiting for someone! Wait for others! You please, you please! Pan Xingxing hurriedly explained, secretly sticking out his tongue.

Zhou Huaichen pretended to eat breakfast seriously, and did not dare to provoke Huo Qingluan, the top boss.

"Boom! Groov! The sound of high heels sounded more and more clearly at the door of the restaurant.

"Damn, it's a decisive battle!" Pan Xingxing's eyes stared at the door, and his heart began to pound. This voice is too familiar to me, and I must take the opportunity to take it today!

Seeing Pan Xingxing's death-defying appearance, Zhou Huaichen was a little panicked. Although he likes girls, if Pan Xingxing plays hooligan and kills himself in seconds, what should he do?

"Fight!" Zhou Huaichen quickly ran to the door of the restaurant, looked at Pan Xingxing face to face, and looked nervously at the cotton curtain of the restaurant.

"It's exciting!" Qian Honghua's eyes were firmly fixed on the door, and he said excitedly.

"Squeak! Poof" The door of the restaurant was opened, the cotton curtain was lifted, and Lan Shan's melancholy face appeared in front of Zhou Huaichen and Pan Xingxing.

"You guys, this is"

"Poof!" It was too late, it was too late, Pan Xingxing and Zhou Huaichen kissed Lan Shan's puzzled left and right faces almost at the same time, and there was immediately a wide-eyed kiss in the restaurant.

"Ahh