Chapter 219: Playing Dead
"Platoon commander, wake up, platoon commander, wake up."
Zhang Shun turned Zhang Wei's body over, only to see that Zhang Wei's face was covered with mud, his eyes were closed, and he didn't have a trace of breath, and hurriedly shouted: "Platoon leader, don't scare me, wake up quickly, if you die, Sister Gu Qian should be sad, why don't you let me replace you, platoon leader, I don't want to marry a wife anymore, platoon leader, wake up." ”
Zhang Wei wanted to laugh when he heard this, he couldn't not marry a wife because of this, even Gu Qian pulled it out.
During this time, he trained every day, he forgot about Gu Qian, at this time, he didn't know what she would be in a hurry, he wanted to hear who Zhang Shun would pull out, in order to have authenticity, he was stunned, no matter how itchy his heart was.
"Platoon leader, woo woo woo, I'm sorry for you, I'm a bastard, when Sister Gu Qian was there, I dreamed of marrying Sister Gu Qian as my wife, I'm not human......"
Besides, the others all landed safely, Captain Liu began to count the number of people after gathering, how could there be two less people, count them again, or two less, they are all panicked, where are Zhang Wei and Zhang Shun?
Looking up at the sky, there is no parachute anymore, if they land, they should run over and gather, it can't be something, right?
Everyone couldn't help but feel a little bad and looked around, hoping to see the two of them.
But in the vast field, there was no figure of the two of them at all, could it be that they were blown away by the wind.
Thor said, "What else are you doing, hurry up and go separately to find it." ”
Thor's words reminded everyone that it was time to find someone quickly, and it would be troublesome if it was too late.
When everyone was about to scatter around looking for someone, Huang Zhennan shouted to everyone: "What a panic, don't look around, listen to me, follow the direction of the wind." ”
He is now like fifteen buckets of water in his heart, seven up and eight down, a parachute training, there were two special forces accidents, this is not a joke, you know, how much it costs to train a special forces, besides, there are still two, can you not be afraid?
Based on the direction of the wind, he judged that it should have been blown a few kilometers away.
Everyone followed the direction of the umbrella training leader's finger all the way, and sure enough, they saw a black spot from a distance, everyone sped up and ran over, it was Zhang Shun, he was sitting in the wet wheat field crying, and the ground in his arms was Zhang Wei.
"Zhang Shun, what's going on?" The umbrella training chief felt like he was being pulled by something.
"The platoon commander died, and the platoon commander fell to his death to save me." Zhang Shun cried.
"Don't worry, you slowly tell me what's going on." The Umbrella Trainer asked.
"Parachute training leader, when I jumped down, I fell into the platoon commander's umbrella bag through the exhaust hole of the platoon leader's umbrella bag, and my umbrella bag was also opened in the platoon commander's umbrella bag, and I was loaded into the platoon commander's umbrella bag." Zhang Shun said with a sad face.
"Slow, Zhang Shun, are you saying that you fell into Zhang Wei's umbrella bag and opened the umbrella bag, it's incredible, it's impossible."
"Really parachute training commander, I was in the platoon commander's umbrella bag at the time, I stepped on the platoon commander, we both fell too fast, as if there was no parachute, the platoon commander was afraid that I would be injured, so he cut his own umbrella bag, I saw the platoon commander fall down, from a very low height."
"Let me see." The umbrella training chief took a closer look at Zhang Wei, and reached out to touch his pulse, and unconsciously showed a smile on his face, because Zhang Wei's limbs were stiff, it was not a symptom of a fall at all, if he fell, he would definitely break his bones, and he would not be stiff at all, and there was no blood on his body at all, and there was a little, although he was not breathing, but the pulse was beating, he even saw the corners of Zhang Wei's slightly upturned mouth, if he scratched his armpits, he would definitely laugh immediately.
"Zhang Shun, have you ever learned artificial respiration?"
"I have learned, but the platoon commander has long been out of breath, and artificial respiration will not be used." Zhang Shun said.
"You can give your platoon commander an artificial respirator, and he will definitely be able to save him." Umbrella training chief said.
"Really, I'll give it a try." Zhang Shun took a deep breath.
"Zhang Shun, did you brush your teeth in the morning?" The Umbrella Trainer asked.
"Report to the umbrella training chief, I have been busy training all day, and I haven't brushed my teeth for a week." Zhang Shun said.
"Well, this works best, let's start giving your platoon commander artificial respiration."
"Okay, platoon commander, I'm going to do artificial respiration with you, you must wake up." As he spoke, Zhang Shun pouted and leaned towards Zhang Wei's mouth......
Zhang Wei lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, when the umbrella trainer reached out to grab his arm, he didn't know what the umbrella trainer was going to do, as soon as the umbrella trainer let go, he regretted it, the umbrella trainer was not to pull him, but to call his pulse, a little negligent, I knew that the pulse would stop for a while, and when I was thinking about whether the umbrella trainer would see through, I heard that the umbrella trainer asked Zhang Shun to give him artificial respiration, and the matter must have been seen through, and I heard that Zhang Shun hadn't brushed his teeth for a week, needless to say, it must be so stinky that it must have smoked to death, If he was put in the mouth, wouldn't it be a little heavy ~ mouth ~ taste ~ , Zhang Wei hurriedly opened his eyes, only to see that Zhang Shun had already pouted and pressed down over him, he didn't think about it, he hurriedly turned his head away, Zhang Shun was cold and gnawed into the air, and gnawed on the wheat seedlings all of a sudden, Zhang Wei got up as soon as he grunted, and saw that everyone was looking at him with strange eyes, so he had to keep lining up the soil on his body to relieve the embarrassing situation, Zhang Wei tossed so much that Zhang Shun was scared to death, you think about it, what a dead man suddenly stood up.
"Platoon commander, you, are you a human or a ghost?" Zhang Shun's face was earthy when he spoke, and his lips trembled slightly.
"Hahaha, of course your platoon commander is human, Zhang Wei, tell me why you pretended to be dead? It's a cause for everyone to worry about you. The umbrella trainer asked.
"Umbrella trainer, I, I didn't pretend, I almost died just now, I'm scared to death, just come to my senses." Zhang Wei said.
"What's so scary about being a special forces? Tell us about it. ”
"Umbrella trainer, we have a special situation in the air, which is not among the special situations you taught us at all, I have no choice but to use a spare umbrella, but I didn't expect that I just opened the spare umbrella bag and fell to the ground."
"Don't panic, slowly say what's going on? What exactly is the special situation? The umbrella trainer asked.
"Parachute trainer, that's the case, I opened the parachute and was landing normally, the landing speed suddenly accelerated, and when I looked up, I saw Zhang Shun above my head, I don't know how Zhang Shun got into my umbrella bag." Zhang Wei said.
"Wait a minute, you just said that Zhang Shun got into your umbrella bag?" The umbrella training chief interrupted Zhang Wei's words.
"Yes, his feet are on my shoulders." Zhang Wei said.
"It's a bit incredible, there are only two reasons for this situation, either you open the parachute too early when you jump, or Zhang Shun opens the parachute bag too late, Zhang Shun falls faster on the top, and you fall slowly below, so that such a problem will occur, you two tell me whose fault it is?"
"Umbrella training chief, it's my fault, Captain Liu just said that I was ready to jump down, I didn't wait to jump, I was still a little stuttering when counting, so it took a long time to count." Zhang Shun hurriedly said.
"It's my fault, I forgot that it's three thousand meters in the air, and I counted five digits and opened the umbrella bag." Zhang Wei said.
"In this way, both of you are responsible, but you said that Zhang Shun fell into your umbrella bag, it is indeed a bit incredible, this probability of 10,000 times can not meet once, I have only encountered a similar special situation once in so many years as a soldier, that time I fell on my squad leader's umbrella bag, my foot was entangled in the umbrella bag, the two of us fell alternately, and finally I got rid of the parachute rope and escaped, as you said Zhang Shun fell into your umbrella bag, a little unlikely."
"Really Umbrella Trainer, I don't believe you ask Zhang Shun."
"Umbrella training chief, I really fell into the platoon commander's umbrella bag, I am surrounded by ropes, and I can't move my hands and feet." Zhang Shun said on the side.
"And how did you get out?" The umbrella trainer asked.
"At first, I asked Zhang Shun to cut his umbrella rope and drill out to open the spare umbrella, but his hand was entangled in the rope and could not get the knife, so I had to cut my parachute rope, but I didn't expect that as soon as I cut it, I fell rapidly, and just opened the spare umbrella and fell to the ground, you see how big a pit is smashed on the ground." Zhang Wei pointed to the mud pit under his feet and said.
"Count your boy's life, if it weren't for the fact that the wheat field had just been watered, you would definitely not be able to stand up now."
Zhang Wei wiped the sweat on his face and said, "I'm scared to death." ”
"It's incredible, Zhang Shun opened the parachute in your umbrella bag, I have jumped the parachute for so many years or the first time I have encountered it, everyone remember, now there is a special situation, that is, what Zhang Wei said just now, what should I do if the person above falls into the umbrella bag of the person below? Do you know how to deal with special situations? ”
"Yes." Everyone answered at the same time, because the answer Zhang Wei had already practiced it at the cost of almost paying his life, and the clearest ones should be Zhang Wei and Zhang Shun.
"Engineer, you say it again." Umbrella training chief said.
"Report to the umbrella trainer, if the person above falls into the umbrella bag of the person below, the person below will cut their own parachute rope and open the spare parachute." The engineer replied confidently.
"Your answer is not entirely correct."
"Umbrella Trainer, why is it not right?" The engineer asked.
"In this case, you should stay calm and make a decisive judgment according to different situations, if it is at a sufficient height, the person below can cut your own parachute rope to open a spare parachute, but if it is at a low altitude, it is not necessary, because two people share a pair of parachutes and fall down at most to be crippled, if you cut the parachute rope and fall to the ground before opening the parachute bag, it may break you into a meatloaf, everyone should know why it is not right. Engineer, answer again. ”
"Yes, in this case, you should stay calm, cut the line and open the spare parachute if you are at a high enough height, and if you are at a low altitude, you should fall down together."