Chapter 424: Plain Talk

On the twenty-seventh day of the lunar month, Bianjing City, Huixian Teahouse.

Today is the last day of business in the first year of Zhiping, and after closing, it will be closed.

The teahouse is crowded with people, except for the first three rows of elegant seats, the back is densely packed with heads, and even the aisles are full.

In front of the seat, there is a square table, a chair, and a piece of wood.

When the hour came, an old man came out from behind the scenes, bowed his hand to the crowd, and then sat down.

knocked on the shocked wood: "The old and young masters have arrived a lot, today is the last time of "Zhan Weibei", if you don't finish this book, it is estimated that Chinese New Year's Eve children will go to the old man's house to poke the door......"

There was a burst of laughter among the crowds.

The old man said: "Don't gossip, it's coming--the atmosphere is Ling!" ”

After speaking, he knocked the startled wood "pop".

Viewers familiar with this paragraph immediately said: "Before Hanse! ”

"General, old man!" "Jing Qu Bian!"

"Withered horses in the grass!" "Dry skull!"

"Hungry Eagle under the sun!" "Hang rotten!"

The roars of the audience grew louder and louder, and finally they almost toppled the roof tiles.

"Feathers cross!" "Suibei gas!"

"Ten Thousand Lives Decay!" "Weinan smoke!"

"Chasing the good news!" "Destroy the remnants of snow!"

"Dare to believe in the world—"

The old man skinned here, dragging a long sound in his mouth, and his hand was spinning and turning, but it didn't fall.

Everyone was holding their breath and preparing to shout the last three words, but now they were all in their stomachs.

The long sound seemed to never stop, and a fat man with a red face and red ears finally couldn't help it, and a "poof" squirted out.

Everyone couldn't help it, breathed in unison, and then burst into laughter.

The old man finished the final note, and he was shocked: "Dare to believe in the world - change the boy!" ”

In the midst of the laughter, the old man's voice seemed to have a kind of magic, and every word was clearly sent to everyone's ears.

"Good—" The crowd erupted in applause, both for the uplifting poetry and for the old man's unsurpassed effort.

The old man rolled his eyes: "Every time I open a book, I have to read the poem Xiao Su Tanhua, is it interesting?" ”

Everyone was heckling: "Interesting—"

The old man looked helpless: "Yes, the big guy likes to listen to this, so the old man has to say this, who told everyone to reward this chewing grain?" After a while, I'll leave it to you. ”

After speaking, he was shocked: "Storytelling can't be nonsense and fabrication, this plain story is not groundless." It's the real thing that's happening today. ”

"The old man has an apprentice named Yin Changmai, who mixes a piece of chewing grain at the Weizhou wharf, and writes the piles and piles that happen in Weizhou into letters every day, and delivers them to the mail truck of the firm to deliver them to his home."

"It's different from the court report, no matter how big or small, even if it's verbose, it's also Zhou Xiang."

"Lao Er therefore perfunctory a plain story, called "Battle of Weibei", just talking about this war in the past six months!"

The crowd applauded in unison.

The old man said, "There are many fresh faces here, and there are a few shirt-shirted men. I think it's a move to solve the problem. Therefore, I have to explain a few words to let the new guests know a synopsis. ”

"It is said that in the seventh year of my dynasty, a prodigy descended from the sky and fell to the country of Tianfu in the Great Song Dynasty, southwest of Bashu."

"The prodigy's surname is Su Mingrun, he can speak at the age of three, and he becomes a poem at the age of five. By the age of five and a half, he has been able to take in dozens of orphaned children and teach them to be self-reliant. Renzong Chrysostom is born with benevolence, all kinds of magic, and it is not enough to describe it. ”

"It is only said that the prodigy has grown up to the age of fourteen, is accustomed to scripture and history, and is proficient in etiquette and righteousness; Astronomy at the top, geography at the bottom. He is a first-class talent in my Great Song Dynasty! Jiayou entered Beijing for the examination in six years, and Emperor Renzong was promoted to the top three, and everyone called Xiaosu Tanhua because of his young age. Compared with him, I don't hide it from you, the old man has lived to be a dog at this age. ”

Everyone laughed.

The old man continued: "Xiao Su Tanhua ruled Kuizhou for a term, and the army and the people were in charge of the people. Due to the urgency of Western affairs, the imperial court promoted him to be the privy deputy capital and transferred to Weizhou. ”

"Xiao Su Tanhua came to Weizhou, only to see that the people are still bored with drought and floods, and they can't help but be depressed, and one day they take a walk by the Jing River, and they see a broken temple......

After speaking, his voice turned low: "Xiao Su Tanhua gently swept away the spider dust on the temple plaque with a folding fan...... Ah! ”

This oops was clear and sudden, and it was not one or two who were frightened, but a businessman touched the back of the person in front of him with a sip of tea, and hurriedly apologized and wiped it.

After the audience was startled, they couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Huh-" boos.

The old man smiled: "This has nothing to do with the old man, blame everyone for blaming Xiao Su Tanhua, that's what he called it at the time." ”

The crowd became even more heckling: "Huh-"

The old man was shocked: "It doesn't matter if you look at this, you can see a public case from 400 years ago!" It turns out that the plaque on the temple has five big characters - Jinghe Dragon King Temple! ”

"Why is it a public case? It turned out that during the reign of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, because Yuan Shoucheng was able to calculate the location of the Jinghe Water Tribe, the Dragon King of Jinghe was deeply angry, turned into a white-clothed Xiushi, and went to Chang'an City to find Yuan Shoucheng's trouble, asked him to calculate the time of tomorrow's rain, and said that if he miscalculated, he would drive him out of the city. ”

"As a result, Heavenly Court suddenly issued a holy decree, asking the Dragon King to rain tomorrow, and the time point is exactly the same as Yuan Shoucheng's calculation!"

"The Dragon King of Jinghe was unwilling to admit defeat, and privately changed the time and points of the rain, thus violating the rules of heaven."

"Yuan Shoucheng asked him to seek help from Tang Emperor Li Shimin, and Tang Huang promised to save him, but in the end, he was still beheaded by Wei Zhengmeng, a heavenly official in the human realm."

"After the death of the Dragon King, the soul has been entangled with the Tang Emperor, and finally pulled the Tang Emperor's soul to the Yin Division to confront him."

"Yin Si favored the Tang Emperor and let him return to the yang, and the soul of the Dragon King was resentful, and he made waves in the Jing River every time, resulting in floods and droughts from time to time."

"Xiao Su Tanhua is also the star monarch came into the world, pinching his fingers to know the reason, so he filled in the green words on the table of Tianjun, exempted the dragon king from the sin, made it return to the right position, and rebuilt the corridor temple for it, and then molded the golden body."

Therefore, this year's Jingyuan is really smooth. Cattle and sheep are full, and rice and wheat are full. The official court gave grace and pardoned the money and grain in Weizhou, and the people were about to live a good life. ”

"Rank, it is also my bad luck in the Great Song Dynasty, with an unreliable neighbor - Xia Guo."

"The age of the lord of Xia is the same as Xiao Su Tanhua, but this character is the same."

"Not to mention cheating with his cousin and daughter-in-law, for the sake of the throne, my cousin-in-law sold her husband for glory, and the prodigal son killed his mother and uncle. In the end, this adulterer became a king, ** became a queen! Ranked, fortunately, everyone is from the Song Dynasty, if it is from the Western Xia, this house will not be able to stay - riot! ”

The people in the market don't care about anything else, they feel that this kind of words of resisting the enemy are particularly relieving, and they can't help but applaud.

Yin Lao Chang continued: "Such a couple, coupled with such a bad heart, seeing that the neighbors are doing well, they don't think about opening canals and persuading crops like Tanhualang, prospering business, benevolence and righteousness, governing the government and reassuring the people, there is only one word back and forth in the head - rob!" ”

"So Lord Xia ordered 70,000 elite troops, and the Iron Harrier Bu Zi Poxi Army went into battle together, just waiting for the Weizhou wheat to be ripe, and then they will enter the Kou!"

"This led to the Dragon Ju Dynasty and the Great Song Dynasty, and the two sets of stories of the five small troubles."

"Although Xiao Su Tanhua is a civil official, he is also extraordinary in governing the army, and he resisted with the brave Xiang Army, and then there was a flying army to capture the five passes, Shimen beheaded two generals, and Shui Luo captured the deputy marshal with a three-fold script."

"Although Xiao Su Tanhua is extremely wise, he is a civilian official after all, and the elite wrestling between the 20,000 Xiang army and the 70,000 Xia army is outnumbered. So he lost five levels in a row, was forced to Weizhou by the Xia people, and was trapped in Hoarding Village! ”

"We talked about it here in the last book, and today we will continue the last episode of "Zhan Weibei"-"

After speaking, he was shocked: "Tanhualang is trapped in Hoarding Village, and Shi Niangzi breaks the Liupan Mountain!" ”

"Okay—" The audience applauded wildly, and the sound of the pickup reached far away into the alley.