Chapter 0133: The Cow Committed Suicide (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

I like to call you big brother when I am younger than you.

Let those who are older than you call you master.

What are these preferences and quirks?

"Hurry up and get dressed, or someone else will spread it and think I have something wrong with my sexual orientation."

Shen Lang rolled his eyes at Qin Huaiyu and said, then waved his hand to disperse the crowd of onlookers.

When Qin Huaiyu and the others heard this, they were instantly excited.

Obviously, this means that the Bloodarmor General has forgiven them!

"Big brother, this is a little bit of my little brother's heart, please smile."

Qin Huaiyu said and took out a fine jade pendant from his arms.

In ancient times, jade pendant was of course everyone's favorite accessory.

But for Shen Lang, this is simply a burden.

The young master picks up the girl and flirts with the girl, relying on his appearance and talent.

How can you rely on these things outside of your body?

"You'd better keep it for yourself."

Shen Lang directly rejected Qin Huaiyu's kindness.

"Big brother, this is my father's treasured sword."

As he spoke, Luo Tong took out an incomparably delicate short knife.

Shen Lang's eyes lit up instantly.

Although his gentian bright silver spear was a divine weapon, it was too big after all.

You can't go out and flirt with a girl and carry a spear, right?

This short knife is not only beautiful in appearance, but also easy to carry.

So Shen Lang happily accepted.

"Big brother, this is the ploughing cow that our brothers are filial to you."

Cheng Chumo saw that Shen Lang had accepted Luo Tong's gift, and naturally shouted not to be left behind.

Before his words fell, Cheng Chuliang on the side brought in a cow from outside the yard.

Shen Lang was speechless for a moment when he saw it.

Your sister's.

This Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang brothers are really special!

When Chi Baolin, the little black-faced lieutenant on the side, saw this scene, he couldn't help but dig down his head deeply, and clenched the money bag in his hand fiercely.

Compared to theirs, their gifts are simply weak!

It's only more than a hundred times, how can he take it?

Yu Chi Baolin secretly decided in his heart that when he had the opportunity, he would steal some treasures from his own son Yu Chi Jingde and give them to his boss.

The position of the ploughing cattle in Datang is very important.

That's the main labor force in cultivating the fields!

The law of the Tang Dynasty clearly stipulates that it is not allowed to slaughter ploughing cattle without permission.

It can be seen the importance of ploughing cattle in Datang.

But for Shen Lang, is this Tang Law a fart?

In his eyes, Li Erdu is a fart.

Not to mention the laws of the Tang Dynasty?

He looked at the ploughing cow in front of him speechlessly, and his stomach suddenly "growled".

At this time, if you can drink a bowl of beef vermicelli soup, and then eat a piece of oil cake.

That's absolutely stunning!

As a foodie, Shen Lang stared at the ploughing cattle in front of him and couldn't help but light up.

Why don't you let the women of Youzhou go to the pancake stall?

Why don't you make a beef vermicelli soup to improve the food of the people of the Tang Dynasty?

If you set up a franchise store or something, won't your own stall business grow by leaps and bounds?

Thinking of this, Shen Lang couldn't help but raise his head and laugh "haha".

"Big brother, don't you like the gift that someone gave you?"

Cheng Chuliang asked Shen Lang very disappointed.

"I am very satisfied with your gifts, Brother Hai, I forgive you!"

Shen Lang said with a smile at the five people.

"Thank you, Brother Hai!"

The five shouted in unison.

"Boss, we'll follow you in the future. If you have a chance in the future, you must take a few of our brothers to the battlefield to kill the enemy! ”

Cheng Chuliang said dancing at Shen Lang.

Especially when he mentioned 'killing the enemy', his eyes were full of murderous aura.

"That's right, let that group of dogs see the strength of our Chang'an Five Tigers."

Cheng Chumo echoed on the side.

As the words of the two fell, countless black lines instantly appeared on Shen Lang's head.

it!

Is this a bunch of violent maniacs?

Find a young lady to talk about your heart and fall in love.

Isn't he fragrant?

What's the point of fighting, killing, killing?

Where is it comfortable to flirt with girls?

For their brain circuits, Shen Lang really couldn't figure it out.

But they have a heart of loyalty to the country, which shows that they are not bad people.

This made Shen Lang feel very gratified.

"Just because you still go into battle to kill the enemy? Let's help me kill this cow first. ”

Shen Lang sneered at the five tigers of Chang'an and said.

"Brother Hai, Tang Law clearly stipulates that it is not allowed to slaughter cultivated cattle without permission."

Qin Huaiyu hurriedly reminded on the side.

"I'm afraid of an egg! Anyway, my cow committed suicide at every turn. ”

Cheng Shi rolled his eyes on the side and said angrily.

As his words fell, everyone was speechless.

Except for his Lao Tzu Cheng Biting Jin can come up with such a statement, who can think of it?

And Shen Lang on the side directly threw a teachable glance at Cheng Chuliang.

The son of this demon king of the mixed world, Cheng Biting Jin, is indeed his own.

Perfectly inherited Cheng Biting Jin's shameless strong gene!

"Just let it kill itself!"

Shen Lang said as he reached out and patted Cheng Chuliang's shoulder, giving him a look that you know.

"Boss, just leave this matter to me with confidence!"

Cheng Chuliang patted his chest and reassured.

Shen Lang naturally couldn't bear to watch the picture of the suicide of the ploughing cow.

Too cruel, too bloody!

He directly told the people of Youzhou the news, saying that there would be a big celebration banquet tonight, and everyone would eat beef cattle together!

As soon as these words came out, the people of Youzhou were all overjoyed.

The strong men of Youzhou went to set up stalls to make money after breakfast, and the old people and children in Youzhou began to pick vegetables.

And at this time, inside the palace.

After the early dynasty, Li Er led the eldest grandson Wuji and other henchmen to leave the palace in a mighty manner.

He had long heard that Shen Lang had opened many shops in Changshoufang.

Especially the Neptune Restaurant, I heard that the wine and food there are exceptionally delicious, and it is simply a delicacy in the world.

Li Er couldn't bear it anymore!

Today, under the guise of having fun with the people, he appeared in the Longevity Fang.

Most of the shops in Changshoufang are now under Shen Lang's control, and almost all the stalls on the roadside are the people of Youzhou.

I don't know if I don't see it, but I'm really shocked when I see it.

I didn't expect this 'splash industry' to be in full swing by Shen Lang.

Li Er's eyes are red at this!

Especially recalling the incident where Shen Lang had cheated himself before, Li Er's heart was very unhappy.

No way!

This Shen Lang has made so much money, he must be let let bleed fiercely today.

After strolling around, Li Er did not rush back to the palace.

Instead, he led all the bigwigs of the DPRK to Shen Lang's mansion.

At this time, Cheng Chuliang and others had already let the ploughing cattle 'commit suicide' smoothly.

The big guy is chopping wood to boil water, and is about to put the beef in the pot.

Seeing this scene, Li Er and the others were instantly stunned.

"What are they doing?"

Li Er couldn't help frowning and asked.

"Maybe the cow of the Protector General's family committed suicide."

The Demon King of the Mixed World, Cheng Biting Jin, said very experienced.

Naturally, everyone would not believe Cheng Yanjin's explanation.

But when they saw the beef in the pot, everyone didn't poke it, but invariably showed a strange smile.