Wang Yaozu's "Yongzhu Chopstick" is good, but it is only good, it is not amazing, and it is not as amazing as Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower", which makes the poet immortal Li Bai put his pen down.

Cui Hao's poem "Yellow Crane Tower" inscribed on the Yellow Crane Tower: "In the past, people have taken the Yellow Crane to go, and the Yellow Crane Tower is vacant here. The yellow crane is gone, and the white clouds are empty for thousands of years. Qingchuan calendar Hanyang tree, fragrant grass and parrot island. Where is the sunset township, and the Yanbo River makes people worried. It has become a swan song for the ages, and this song "Yellow Crane Tower" also sang the name of the Yellow Crane Tower through the ages.

The Yellow Crane Tower is famous for this, but many people may not know that there is a pen booth near the Yellow Crane Tower.

Soon after Cui Hao's inscription poem, Li Bai, a poet immortal known as "a hundred poems about fighting wine", also climbed the Yellow Crane Tower to enjoy the scenery, climbed high and overlooked, reveled in the beautiful scenery, and for a time the poem was flourishing, and he was about to write a poem to express his feelings. When I picked up the pen, I found Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower", and was impressed by its masterpiece, so I put down the pen and extinguished the idea of inscribed poems, and reluctantly said a famous limerick poem "Knock down the Yellow Crane Tower with one punch and kick over the parrot island." There is a scene in front of him, and Cui Hao's inscription poem is above. ”

Obviously, Wang Yaozu's self-esteemed extraordinary masterpieces are far from reaching the point where Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower" is put on hold.

Everyone here is a person who has passed the test of the single-plank bridge of the imperial examination, a person who is full of poetry and books, and is very proficient in poetry and songs.

A full score of 100, if you answer the question with 100 points, I won't go up; But if you only answered 80 points, then I have to go up for a long time.

So, after Wang Yaozu, the poems continued to be written at the poetry meeting. One after another, adults stepped forward and inscribed their poems on the rice paper.

"Bamboo Chopsticks"

Xiaojun grabbed the favor and sent it into the other population; In a lifetime of sour and salty, can you know the taste?

"Bamboo Chopstick"

Born in the mountains and entered the hall, he didn't get up when he didn't see the dining table. The people and princes shook hands frequently, and the delicious food in the world tasted first.

"Song of the Chopstick"

When you are young, you are young and old, and each knot is concentric and paired. Mo Dao tastes good in this, and you have to taste it together when you come to sweet and bitter.

……

Every poem left behind, everyone will comment on it.

When a masterpiece appears, the poetry club will enter a small climax, and everyone will praise the masterpiece and comment and praise it continuously.

While Zhu Ping'an was feasting, he was also paying attention to the situation in the field.

After about seven or eight people went up to compose poems, Zhu Ping'an noticed that the hearty and heroic official who was sitting opposite him, who was also in second place, was also pushed by everyone, got up with a smile, and held a brush and made a poem:

"Song of the Chopstick"

The two ladies are small, pinching their waists and feet.

If you want to taste good, you can't help it unless you stick your tongue out.

Ahem

Sure enough, he is an uninhibited ......

Zhu Ping'an read his poem and almost didn't get stuck in his throat by a fish bone, and coughed several times before he recovered.

"Haha, Lord Yin, your poetry is amazing......"

"Hahaha, stick out your tongue, hahaha, it seems that Lord Yin knows this well......"

"The first person to sing bamboo chopsticks."

"Fun, fun, witty and funny......"

After the title of this poem by the hearty official, the poetry meeting reached its climax since the beginning, and everyone laughed constantly, and the pergola was about to be overturned by everyone's laughter, and even King Yu on the throne couldn't help laughing.

Listening to everyone's title of the hearty official "Lord Yin", Zhu Ping'an finally knew who this hearty official was.

can be called Lord Yin, and sit in the first and second position, there is no one else in this Yuwang Mansion except Yin Shidan.

hehe

No wonder he is so hearty and heroic, no wonder he is so uninhibited, it turned out to be the famous "cabinet boxer" Yin Shidan.

Well, this physique, this uninhibited style, no wonder after entering the cabinet and being threatened by Gao Gong, he had to punch Gao Gong.

Zhu Ping'an knew it in his chest, and couldn't help but glance at Yin Shidan again.

"Lord Yin, are you reluctant to come back? There are no two little ladies there. Someone at the banquet laughed and quipped.

Yin Shidan's popularity in Yuwangfu is good, after this joke poem was titled, everyone burst into laughter, and some people couldn't help but make fun of Yin Shidan, and Yin Shidan smiled and gave it to everyone without care.

Of course, not everyone is pleasing to the eye and Yin Shidan's uninhibitedness.

For example, Gao Gong, Gao Gong's behavior of Yin Shiyi is very unpleasant, what kind of style does it become for a dignified bachelor to write this kind of joking poem? !

"Nonsense."

In a burst of laughter, Gao Gong glanced at Yin Shidan with disgust, half-squinted his eyes, and snorted coldly.

Of course, Gao Gong's cold snort was too weak compared to the laughter of everyone, and after the exit, it was drowned in the laughter of everyone, and there were not many waves.

However, Zhu Ping'an noticed it.

After recognizing Yin Shidan, Zhu Ping'an has been paying attention to Gao Gong without a trace, noticing Gao Gong's disgusted expression, and reading the word "nonsense" from Gao Gong's lips in spoken language, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help touching his chin, it turned out that Gao Gong had long looked down on Yin Shidan, no wonder Yin Shiyun had been suppressed by Gao Gong since he entered the cabinet in the future.

After a burst of laughter, Yin Shidan arched his hand to everyone again, glanced around at everyone on the table, took everyone's expressions into his eyes, laughed and confessed his guilt, and said confidently to everyone: "Hehe, just a poem, the right to think that Bo Zhujun smiled." The next one is what I'm going to write. ”

"Huh?"

"It's been a long time, it turns out that Lord Yin, you deliberately teased us?!"

"Lord Yin, are you ......?"

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback, and after being stunned for a second, they pointed at Yin Shidan with tears and laughter.

After Yin Shidan finished speaking, he dipped the ink again and lifted the pen, splashed ink on the screen, painted silver hooks with iron, and walked the dragon and snake.

In an instant, another song "Yongzhen" jumped on the paper:

"Song of the Chopstick"

The barbarians were deeply surprised by the Han family skills, and the double chopsticks shuttled through the empty feast. The morning finger tore away the beast with the silver plate, and the twilight intercepted Feihong with the green sauce. The tiger bear is afraid of the rain and tears, and the jade rabbit is cold and the moon is like a bow. Whoever looks at the clip is as fine as possible, you must know that the holder is a hero.

After writing, on the pen table, Yin Shiyun arched his hand to everyone, turned around and walked away in a chic manner, and returned to his seat without dragging his feet.

"Good poetry!"

"A faction of the Central Plains!"

"Reading Lord Yin's "Yongzhen", like shuttling through history books, dreaming back to the Han and Tang Dynasties, I should be the same."

At the moment when Yin Shidan turned around, a cheer resounded through the pergola, and the response was no weaker than the previous humorous version of "Yongzhen".

"Good poetry."

Zhu Ping'an also put down his chopsticks and applauded with everyone, Yin Shidan's poem was better than the poems of the previous ones, a higher level.