Chapter 168 [When Daddy Gu was happy, he wanted to destroy people]
"Lao Tzu is a grandfather?"
"Lao Tzu is going to be a grandfather?"
"Hahaha, it turns out that being a grandfather is so refreshing......"
Behind a glittering silver door, bursts of wild laughter continued to be heard.
The cave here is deep, but it is not dark, only listening to the people who laugh wildly are full of excitement, and they keep saying crazy words in their mouths, saying: "I didn't expect that my Gu Changsheng also became a grandfather, how can such a happy event not celebrate...... Let me think, let me think, how do you celebrate? Mmmmmm ”
As soon as he said this, he seemed to have countless inspirations, and couldn't help but say excitedly: "Let me think about it again, let me think about it again, who will kill you?" Who's better to kill? Haha, I thought about it, Fan Yang Lu danced very happily, Lao Tzu had long wanted to get them. decided, just get Fan Yang Lu's family. ”
He seemed to be more and more excited, and suddenly heard the sound of slapping his thigh, and laughed wildly: "Lao Tzu will go to Fan Yang tonight, spit a mouthful of phlegm into his well, poison their whole family, and celebrate the birth of his grandson." ”
In the corner not far away, Yuan Tiangang was startled, the old Taoist priest's face turned pale, and he said in a trembling voice: "Uncle Shi, don't mess around." Once the poison of the plague immortal on your body spreads, it will not only be Fan Yang Lu who will die at that time. Hundreds of thousands of people in the entire Hebei Province are afraid that they will suffer from a plague......"
The old Taoist priest was afraid that he would not be able to persuade Gu Changsheng, so after finishing speaking, he hurriedly added a few words, and said again in a trembling voice: "Uncle Shi, think about it, your little grandson is also in Hebei, if you release the poison of the plague immortal, won't your little grandson also suffer." ”
The laughter in the silver door suddenly stopped.
After a long time, I heard Gu Changsheng roar angrily: "Then what should I do? Lao Tzu was about to explode. Previously, the miscellaneous members of the Fan Yang Lu clan colluded with Liang Shidu, and dared to design to frame Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law and little grandson, at that time, Lao Tzu wanted to destroy their whole family, it was you who crookedly persuaded Lao Tzu to endure it, saying that you should pray for the blessing of the little grandson, and you can't kill more before you are born. Now that my little grandson has been born, I can't help but give a gift as a grandfather, right? ”
Yuan Tiangang kept dissuading, and begged again and again: "Uncle Shizu, you dissipate your anger, we will definitely give you an explanation for the affairs of the Fan Yang Lu family, but you must not do it yourself, you can just be a grandfather here happily." ”
"it, I can't be happy. I have a fire in my stomach, and I am not happy if I don't kill a few people. ”
"Uncle Shi, please extinguish the fire."
"Lao Tzu can't extinguish the fire, and if you dare to be crooked, you will do it together."
"Uncle Shi, do you look good at this little swaddling clothes? The gold thread is pressed with silver thread, embroidered with the Huangting Dao Sutra, this is a gift from the Qingcheng Mountain Dao Gate, do you think their intentions are okay......
"Don't change the topic with Lao Tzu, this fire in Lao Tzu's heart can't be suppressed."
"Uncle Shi, look at this jade Ruyi again, seven seven forty-nine taels, secretly in line with the way of heaven and earth, this is a gift from the Daomen of Longhu Mountain, do you think their intentions are okay......"
"How old is Lao Tzu's grandson? How can he be a toy with such a heavy thing? It's changed, let those people in Longhu Mountain change a gift and send it over. ”
"This is the top-grade mutton fat jade, and the value is at least a thousand yuan. You used to be the Great Sui Emperor, how can you not see the value of this jade Ruyi. ”
The voice inside the silver door groaned.
After a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and said coldly: "Since it is a valuable object, let's reluctantly leave it, give it to my son to sell money for food, and subsidize the family's expenses and shortfall." ”
When he said this, he seemed to be crazy again, and said angrily: "That stinky boy wants to give porridge at every turn, and the poor people in the family are almost unable to open the pot." If you give him this jade Ruyi, it will be regarded as a reward for me as Lao Tzu. But my little grandson's gift can't be this, I have to let the bastards in Longhu Mountain choose a new one. ”
Yuan Tiangang nodded again and again, and then asked, "What does Uncle Shi want Longhu Mountain to send?" ”
"I heard that they have a piece of Zhang Daoling's Taoist robe stored in the mountain gate, and asked them to take it out and cut it into fabric for my little grandson to be swaddled up."
"Uncle Shi, can we change the requirements? It was the magic robe of the first generation of Heavenly Masters, and it belonged to the inheritance treasure of the entire Dragon and Tiger Mountain. ”
"Are you serving me on the first day? You don't know Lao Tzu's temper! I've already said that, and I don't promise you to do it yourself. ”
“……”
With such a traverser with a clear brain circuit, Yuan Tiangang, who was responsible for guarding Gu Changsheng, was really bad luck for eight lifetimes.
But the old Taoist priest insisted that his task should be like this, and felt that it was the most glorious task of the entire Daomen.
Other mountain gates are not qualified to want this task.
Not everyone in this world can serve by the side of the immortal.
It's a matter of practice.
There is great merit, there is great opportunity.
As long as he can accompany the Immortal Master and Uncle Ancestor through this life, and always dissuade the Immortal from giving birth to the idea of destroying the world, when the Immortal Master and Uncle Ancestor pass away, he Yuan Tiangang will obtain the merits of the Ten Directions.
According to Taoist legends, one party's merit can be converted into 100,000. Be able to achieve the earth immortal and enjoy the incense in the world.
The merit of one party is already so good, and the merit of the ten directions is not the fruit of the heavenly immortals.
Definitely able to soar in the daylight.
The Taoist priests of this era firmly believed that there were gods in the sky.
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After a long time, Yuan Tiangang seemed to have finally made up his mind.
But seeing that the old Taoist priest sighed, he cautiously asked tentatively: "Uncle Shi, if we agree to your request and let Longhu Mountain take out that Heavenly Master's magic robe as a gift, will you give up the trouble of going to Fan Yang Lu Clan in person?" ”
"Then it depends on how you are angry with Lao Tzu."
"Uncle Ancestor, rest assured, the Daomen will handle this matter properly, as long as you don't go to the Lu family's well water to spit, the Daomen will make the Fanyang Lu clan disappear in this world."
"Hmph, I hope you're not coaxing Lao Tzu."
"Senior Uncle Ancestor, you should understand that it is very simple for the Daomen forces to get a gate valve."
"Alright then, get out. Lao Tzu wants to come out to breathe, and if you stay here, you may get sick. ”
"Wait, Uncle Shi, don't come out first."
"I'm sorry, you've been bold lately? Dare to command Lao Tzu, is it up to you that I can't get out? ”
"No, no, that's not what Poor Dao meant, the main thing is that my grandmother is here and ready to enter the cave to talk to you. If you come out of the immortal hall, the poison of the plague fairy breath in your mouth will harm your grandmother. ”
“……”
There was silence in the silver gate for a long time, and he suddenly heard Gu Changsheng sigh lonely, and muttered, "It turns out that today is the fifteenth again?" Lao Tzu is really like a criminal who was visited on time. ”
Yuan Tiangang hurriedly made a joke and said anxiously: "No one in this world can lock you up, it's your own great perseverance that locks you up." You're afraid you're going to perish, that's why you're locked up. ”
The respect for these words is incomparable, and it is obvious that the old Taoist priest is from the heart.
There was silence again in the silver gate, and suddenly an irritable voice came out, like a fly: ", don't annoy Lao Tzu here." ”
Obviously, his tone was very impulsive, but Yuan Tiangang let out a sigh of relief when he heard it, and said with relief: "Then the poor Dao will go out now, and ask my grandmother to come and talk to you." ”
Gu Changsheng inside the silver gate was noncommittal.
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Yuan Tiangang was afraid that there would be another repetition, so he hurriedly walked in the direction of the outside of the cave, and at this time, there were still some old Taoist priests at the entrance of the cave outside the cave.
But seeing these old Taoist priests squatting or standing, they all stretched their necks to look inside, and when they saw Yuan Tiangang coming out, they immediately surrounded him, and asked with a longing face: "Brother Yuan Dao, how is it, is the temper of the immortals good today, can we go in and have a visit?" ”
Yuan Tiangang sighed, and said with a wry smile on his face: "Uncle Shi just sent a fire, and he has to go to Fanyang Lu Clan to spread the poison of plague immortals. ”
The old Taoist priests retreated one after another, and everyone's faces turned pale in horror.
Yuan Tiangang glanced at everyone, and suddenly his eyes fell on a red-faced old Taoist, and said, "Take out that magic robe from Longhu Mountain, Uncle Shi wants to use it to cut fabric to make a few small swaddling clothes." ”
The red-faced old Taoist stood stunned on the spot, and couldn't help but blurt out: "That's the first generation of Heavenly Master Dao robes, if you lose it in my hands, you won't become a loser." ”
Yuan Tiangang looked at him deeply, and just asked lightly, "Do you want to take it?" ”
The red-faced old Taoist hesitated, and after a long time, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he found the steps for himself: "Qi Xian is the ancestor of the world's Daomen, and he is also the ancestor of my Zhang, the grandson of the uncle's ancestor, and according to the generation, he is my little junior brother." Since it is a junior brother, I must give the best gift......"
Yuan Tiangang glared at him and said, "Don't be crooked, if you want to take it, take it quickly." Poor Dao still had to go to Gujia Village, and asked his grandmother to come over to appease his uncle, but when he was angry, I lied to him that his grandmother was going to come and talk to him, which made his uncle suppress his anger and dispelled his idea of going to Fanyang Lu's family to spread the plague. ”
As he spoke, he looked at the red-faced old Dao, and said, "If you drag it out any longer, Poor Dao doesn't dare to guarantee that Uncle Shi will always be able to hold back the fire." If he comes out to spread the plague, all the sins will be counted on your Dragon and Tiger Mountain, and when the time comes, let alone cultivation, it is difficult to say whether your Zhang family can continue to pass it on. ”
The red-faced old Taoist priest was startled, and he couldn't care about finding steps for himself to talk about the scene, the old guy spoke directly, and said very simply: "Take it, I'll take it." Go write a letter now and have the robes delivered. ”
Yuan Tiangang thought about it in his heart and said, "Longhu Mountain is more than two thousand miles here. ”
The red-faced old Taoist priest hurriedly said: "There are two eagles in the mountain gate, which can take children about ten years old, and the poor road has a grandson, which is very suitable for this errand." ”
Yuan Tiangang glanced at him deeply, and suddenly laughed meaningfully, and said, "Are you taking the opportunity to let your grandson come over to seek some blessings?" ”
The red-faced old Taoist priest did not shy away from it, nodded and said: "Longhu Mountain sent a treasure of inheritance, so you have to take back a little bit of capital." ”
The Taoist priests of this era firmly believed that there were gods in the sky.
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…… The first is to write this plot to pave the way, Gu Tianya farms and develops, and the origin of various crops must have a god as the backer.