Chapter XXVII: Vulgar Tabloids
This is Xiao Jing's second visit to the capital of the Great Rui Dynasty. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The first time he came, he lost Xiaoyuan because he was not familiar with the place, and he still has lingering palpitations. Fortunately, this time Shao Gongzi led the way, and walking on the road made people feel like they were walking in their own backyard.
The high-spirited Shao Ning strode in front of Xiao Jing and said loudly: "The capital is full of dragons and tigers, and even my son has to be low-key." You have to be careful, if you get into trouble, I'm afraid no one can afford to take care of it. ”
Xiao Jing directly gave him a roll of the eyes. Am I in trouble? It's up to you to cause trouble!
Looking at Shao Ning's vigorous appearance, no one would think that this guy was very low-key. Compared with his posture of being a man with his tail between his legs in Puhua Town, he is now more like a dragon entering the sea.
In an instant, Xiao Jing understood why Shao Yuanwai had thrown his baby son into the town.
The man who led the way stopped in front of a secluded alley. Shao Ning asked, "That's where you got that paper yesterday?" ”
The family Ding said enthusiastically: "Yes, young master." It's a teenager stuffed to the villain, and the villain still thinks, how can this be ...... in broad daylight?"
Shao Ning waved his hand very stinky and said, "Okay, okay, it's none of your business." Hurry home and don't let my father find out that it has affected my son. ”
The house hurriedly said yes, and ran away in a hurry.
"Let's wait." Shao Ning stretched and sat down on a fairly clean wooden box on the side of the road: "I got up too early today, and my son is very sleepy." When someone arrives, you can call me. ”
After speaking, he took a nap unceremoniously, and Xiao Jing, who came with him, had to stand alone.
This is really your home turf!
There was no way, Xiao Jing had to wander around there. The alley behind him is a bit narrow, but the road ahead is not narrow. After a while, he looked at a few more shops, and then he was bored and counted the big cars on the road.
It didn't take long for Shao Ning to wake up. He glanced at Xiao Jing, who was almost petrified, and said strangely: "What, hasn't anyone come yet?" ”
Xiao Jing glanced at him resentfully, and said, "I've counted thirty-five carts, and no one has come to sell anything." ”
Shao Ning's face was a little unbearable. He stomped his foot vigorously and said angrily: "How did Xiao Si do this, he dared to shake Lao Tzu!" When Ben Gongzi went back, he drove him away from home and asked him to go to the street to ask for food! ”
"Come on, you can save it." Xiao Jing waved his hand weakly: "People are guerrillas, where can I let you meet them every day?" ”
As soon as the words fell, a dirty little beggar walked up to the two of them pitifully, and handed over the things in his hand: "Two sons, the anecdotes and anecdotes of the rivers and lakes in the capital are all here." Okay, buy one, just two copper plates! ”
Shao Ning pinched his nose and jumped away two steps, but Xiao Jing caught up with him without saying a word, and took out the money to get the goods. The little beggar didn't expect him to be so happy, and couldn't help but rejoice: "Thank you for this son, I wish you good luck every year, a great fortune every year, marry a beautiful lady every month, and ...... every day."
Shao Dagongzi, who was extremely sensitive to money, jumped to his feet and said without waiting for him to finish speaking: "Yesterday this thing was given for free, why do you want money again today!" ”
The little beggar was already a little weak-hearted. As soon as he heard the witty Shao Ning take out the bottom pocket, he ran away without saying a word.
Shao Ning wants to chase after him, but when he thinks that this is the capital and has to respect his identity, how can the dignified Shao eldest son have the reason to be condescending and chasing a little beggar with no image?
He coughed twice and stopped, and looked at Xiao Jing again.
As for Xiao Jing, his whole body is Spartan.
If you knew this was the case, you might as well find something more meaningful to do, such as sleeping at home!
He crumpled the paper in his hand into a ball of paper and covered his face weakly.
I won't complain about your sales channels, after all, there are many beggars, and it's barely a good idea to ask them for help, but I don't know what the hell is this singing lyrics that sell newspapers or food?
Also, is the person who writes this stuff a psychopath?
The content on the paper yesterday looked a little normal, and today this one is simply Low. Although the tabloid is the prototype of the newspaper, although the tabloid in the early days of its establishment was to fight for sensationalism, the things written on it can be described as "unsightly".
"The daughter of the Zhang family in Xixiang gave birth to a yesterday", "The daughter-in-law of the Sun family secretly knotted the pearl fetus", "Wang Sheng stole incense and stole jade and gradually entered the better state, and the boudoir night party Miss Zhao family" ......
Xiao Jing suddenly thought of the kind of tabloids that can often be seen on the subway. In those newspapers, one day the king was killed in a car accident more than ten times! The person who wrote this newspaper must be very suitable for this kind of stuff, right?
"Let's go." He beckoned Shao Ning to follow: "Let's go back now, we should be able to get home before the time." When the time comes, call the kids in town and continue the lessons. ”
"Huh?" Shao Ning said reluctantly: "I didn't do anything when I came to the capital, but I'm going back?" ”
Xiao Jing turned around and left. Still here? Isn't that a waste of time!
Although the proud Shao Gongzi is very unhappy, he has long developed the habit of only Xiao Jing looking forward to the horse these days, after all, he still has to ask for others. Now that Xiao Jing is gone, he has no choice but to follow behind with a drooping face.
Who knew that as soon as he walked out of more than ten zhang of the road, Xiao Jing suddenly stopped, and Shao Ning, who was following him, almost hit his back.
Isn't this the little beggar!
Xiao Jing and Shao Ning dodged and hid. Peeking in, next to the beggar stood a young man who looked quite sven, and the two were whispering something. Soon, the man stuffed him with something that looked like copper plates, and the little beggar hastened to pick them up, and went away with great gratitude.
Before Shao Ning could react, Xiao Jing walked quickly towards the man: "Xiao Jing is down." This brother, I don't know the name of the honorable person, can I see the teaching? ”
Xiao Jing is not nosy, and goes up to talk to people just out of curiosity. For him, who aspired to create the first newspaper of the Darui Dynasty, this kind of vulgar tabloid was simply unsightly. In addition, in his opinion, he is just very affectionate as a time-traveler to witness the origin of the newspaper in this world, just like a time-traveler back to the Cretaceous must see dinosaurs.
The young man looked at him with a wary expression, and Xiao Jing smiled professionally in return.
The harmless smile of the animal gave the young man some confidence. He glanced around vigilantly and said in a low voice, "Under Pan Feiyu." What's the matter with Brother Tai? ”
Talk to this person for a while, how can you connect with the underground party!
Xiao Jing secretly scolded himself for a while, and then unfolded the paper ball that he had been holding in his hand and handed it to Pan Feiyu: "What is on this, but what Brother Pan wrote?" ”
Before Pan Feiyu could speak, a group of people rushed around the corner. Some of them were armed with sticks, and some of them were bare-handed, but they gritted their teeth and were furious, and it was estimated that their combat power was not much worse than that of the person holding the guy.
The leader is a big man. His angry eyes that were about to erupt immediately swept to Pan Feiyu, only to see him wave his fan-sized palm and shout: "It's those people, hit me!" ”