"It's okay to eat, but it's okay to drink."

Zhu Ping'an is still very interested in the fat man's proposal to treat him, no way, he didn't eat enough at noon, it's not that Zhu Ping'an is a picky eater, the cakes in the examination room are too unpalatable, if it weren't for the tea, Zhu Ping'an would almost not be able to finish a cake.

Of course, this is also understandable, the scientific examination is not an important national examination such as the township examination, and the funds allocated are very small, so it is good to have bread to eat.

"Superior champion red, don't regret it." The fat man said with a fat face.

And then, and eggs. Zhu Ping'an did not have the slightest interest.

Because of the early delivery, it was only about three o'clock in the afternoon at this time, and there were not many people in the restaurant. Zhu Ping'an and the fat man sat down in a window seat under the guidance of the shop guys. The fat man was very bold enough to let the store bring his signature dishes to the table, and Zhu Ping'an also enjoyed it, anyway, the fat man's family was not bad for money.

When Zhu Ping'an was feasting in the restaurant, many students in Tsing Yi robes came to the store one after another, filling the lobby. These students should have just gotten off the examination room, and there were a large number of people handing in the papers at that time, and Zhao Wenhua, the student officer, did not have time to review them on the spot, but just accepted the test papers. These people don't know how they did in the exam, or they are nervous, or they are excited about the excitement, they have endless opinions about the questions, and they are arguing and eating wine, and the restaurant is starting to be lively.

Listening to the sound of these junior students discussing the exam questions, the fat man rolled his eyes and hummed disdainfully, but it may be that the voice was small and did not cause any movement, which made the fat man a little unhappy, but my brother was first-class!

I'll go, you are a gift-giver who walks through the back door, where does the pride come from! For this kind of virtue of the fat man, Zhu Ping'an despises it very much.

"This time it's easy. It feels like it should work. ”

"En, I also feel that I have a great hope of passing the scientific examination this time."

Just as the scholars at the nearby table were cheering each other on, they heard a melodious and loud fart sound.

"No"

Clear and melodious, the words are correct and round.

For a while, it was extraordinarily loud.

The restaurant fell silent all of a sudden. The cheering voices were all gone. The scholar at the table followed the sound and saw a certain fat man on the next table looking back at everyone with an innocent face.

"Sven sweeps the floor!"

"What an insult!"

"If you don't control a fart, how can you control the world!"

The student at the next table blamed the fat man, and we just happened to say that it was okay, what does it mean for your special mother's fart to make a "no" sound, bad luck! Of course, the student will definitely not behave so vulgarly. The words of accusation are also civil, but the expression of indignation is still in place.

In response to everyone's accusations, the fat man did not blush or pant for breath, and replied, "I'm not farting." I'm breathing in the ass. ”

Breathe your sister!

I saw this product with a red face just now, and I thought he was doing something, Nima, I didn't expect this product to be squeezing fart

To be honest, Zhu Ping'an had the urge to beat him at this time

Although he said that he was a scholar, but when the fat man said this, many of the students at the next table couldn't help it and wanted to raise their arms.

"What. Mind the heavens and the earth, and care about people shit and fart? ”

"What are you doing?"

"Don't be impulsive, we're all people with status. You can't do the act of a violent tiger Feng He. ”

The fat man got up from the table, waved his fat hand to control the situation, and then shook his fat face and said provocatively: "That's it, we all came down from the scientific examination room, so let's make a bet." There are four people at a table of you, and two people at our table. Let's have more people than this list to see who passes which table. You won, I, Xue Chi, will apologize to you in the best restaurant in Yingtian City; But. If we win, hehe, you can just treat us to a meal here. How, don't you dare? ”

Your sister, it turns out that this thing is the idea!

I still have a fat man who has passed the scientific test is stable, no matter how good the level of people at that table is, it should not be half of it, almost a steady win, winning the meal is second, and the fat man can be in the limelight; On the other hand, even if you lose, the fat man is in the limelight.

Zhu Ping'an was speechless for the shameless behavior of the fat man, showing off or something, and he was not interested. Of course, this kind of thing is not out of the ordinary, so it goes with the fat man. When the time comes, the fat man will come if he likes to come, and he has no idea of coming.

"You said it yourself, don't regret it."

In their eyes, the fat man, who can't even control the fart, has thought about the scientific examination, as for the young man sitting opposite the fat man, obviously the hair has not grown, it must be the prisoner donated by the family, it is estimated that even the fat man is not as good.

Therefore, in their opinion, the fat man is purely looking for abuse, and of course they must be greatly satisfied with this kind of behavior!

So, they found a few middlemen in the restaurant, and then took out their respective test citations to prove their identities, and then copied the names of the people at the two tables, waiting for the list to be used as evidence for this gamble.

Then, the whole restaurant was harmonious again.

I don't know when, a father and daughter came to the lobby of the restaurant, dressed very simply, the father played a stringed instrument, and the daughter sang the music. This girl is about seventeen or eighteen years old, with a beautiful face, not very beautiful, but better than a good voice.

After singing two songs, my father put down his instrument and walked around the lobby with an iron plate to listen to the rewards.

Zhu Ping'an also touched more than a dozen coins and put them on the old man's plate.

"Thank you, Childe."

Someone gave a reward, and the girl who was standing in place put her hand on her waist and bent her legs to make a blessing.

It was all right, but suddenly the girl screamed for mercy and broke the harmonious scene.

It turned out that I don't know when a greasy-haired and powder-faced boy appeared in the lobby, pulling and pulling at the girl in the lobby with an obscene look, saying what to enjoy happiness with my brother, and my brother makes you happy.

The hall was full of scholars with nowhere to volatilize their sense of justice, and they suddenly got up one by one to prepare for a heroic performance to save the beauty.

"I see which of you dares to move, Master Zhao, the school official, is my third uncle" The oily-haired and powder-faced boy shouted with a smirk laugh, arrogantly pointing at the people in the hall, and threatened without fear.

These scholars just got off the examination room, whether they could take the Kaoenke Township Test, but they were all in the hands of Uncle Zhao Wenhua Zhao, so for a while, every scholar dared to move, even the fat man didn't dare to get up.

The girl's father wanted to save his girl, but was stopped by the wicked young dog's legs.

"Hahaha, you better be my eighth aunt's wife, and give me a white fat boy, hahaha"

This evil young man was very proud, and continued to flirt. (To be continued)