Chapter 111: Your baby is Princess Xiangxiang

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Anyone who knows a little bit about the story of the Three Kingdoms knows that Guo Jia is a famous short-lived ghost. In fact, there is no definite life expectancy of people, and how many unplanned people have been struggling in the stuffy tank swimming pool for several months, but they have not had time to take a look at the world, and they have been drained. Not to mention anything else, in the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty, there were wars all day long, how many people could enjoy their old age? Guo Jia still lived to be thirty-eight years old, which is not a reduction in the average life line at that time. Mainly because he has reached such a height, "Talent and strategy, the wonder of the world." That's why it's a pity to read.

Guo Jia seemed to know that his life would not last long, and listening to his depression, Liu Hanshao remembered his "shortcomings", as if he was a little short-sighted, embarrassed.

"Everybody dies, sooner or later. Compared with those old thieves who have been doing nothing all their lives, it is better to be free and easy and play him vigorously! ”

"So...... Shall we have a drink? ”

Look at Guo Jia again, how can there be a little bit of depression, and he looks like he has succeeded in his treacherous scheme, this is really a baby who is cheating on wine with his life.

"Drink one, drink one, Wen Ruo, give it to my brother!"

Xun Yu didn't have tables and chairs here, and under the command of Liu Hanshao, the two dining tables were put together, and the three of them sat around the floor, like old friends who had been separated for many years. In fact, it is mainly Liu Hanshao and Guo Jia who are making trouble, and Xun Yu is really a little helpless about the two in front of him, who occupy the magpie's nest, take the lead, and don't treat himself as an outsider.

At noon, Liu Hanshao had already rushed to one, and now he drank stubble, and he was obviously dizzy faster, as if his tongue was not very sharp.

"Jiajia, it's better for you to drink less in the future, and don't always think about the long term...... In the future, you will follow your brother, and when you have time, you will think more about how to help your brother do his best. By the way, the divine doctor Hua Tuo has heard of it, right? It's in Luoyang, go back and let him show you...... How is it, brother is not bad to you, right? I didn't work for a day, so I enjoyed free medical care first. ”

Guo Jia said dissatisfiedly: "Not bad, yes, can you stop calling Jiajia?" The person who shouted wants to pee! ”

Xun Yu couldn't help it, and smiled "poof", attracting the unkind eyes of the two, and hurriedly sat upright, bowing his head in embarrassment.

Then Liu Hanshao began to pretend to be a cultural person again, holding a wine glass, and said in a low voice: "Jia, Meiye." Jiajia is the meaning of beauty on beauty. Or...... Brother calls you Meimei? ”

Guo Jia was choked on a mouthful of wine and coughed, and after a long while, he said with difficulty: "Your Majesty, are you the old thief of Dong Zhuo?" His father-in-law died within a few days of being a father-in-law, and I, the beautiful and beautiful, won't die so soon, right? ”

Liu Hanshao shook his head again and again and said, "No, no...... How can you compare yourself to him? You are not a breed...... Little fox, how? Anyway, there is still an old fox hidden over there, so when the time comes, you will definitely have a good time. ”

"Can't you give it a better name?"

Guo Jia himself just finished speaking, and felt that it seemed difficult to let Liu Hanshao give him the "nickname", and if he continued, he might call himself something, so he immediately gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and said: "Yes, admit it!" ”

Speaking of which, there was a misunderstanding, Xun Yu and Guo Jia both thought that the old fox that Liu Hanshao was talking about was referring to Xi Zhicai, but they didn't know that there was also a Jia Xu, who was really cunning and cunning.

Xun Yu also said with emotion: "In the early years, the Zhicai junior suddenly lost his news, and I also asked someone to inquire and searched everywhere, but there was no trace. I thought that he had died in the war, but how could I have thought that he would go to assist His Majesty. ”

Guo Jia said with some resentment: "I told you a long time ago, it was His Majesty who went to look for me first, I didn't leave home, and then I found Zhicai, you still don't believe it." ”

Think about the "Yingchuan Caress Four" back then, they often talk together, compare their studies, and no one convinces anyone. Xun You is the oldest, and he has already been out of office, so don't talk about him. Why did Xi Zhicai accidentally become the chief of staff of the Han Zhengjun and become the most powerful young man in the limelight at the moment, how can this be reasonable? Look at the remaining two, one married the daughter of the eunuch as a wife, and was ridiculed behind her back, and the other was a poor and sick man, who was often disliked. No matter how wise Xun Yu and Guo Jia are, they will inevitably be a little envious and jealous, not to mention that the two of them are at this age to be willing to convince others?

Regarding how he recruited Xi Zhicai, this paragraph basically belongs to the content of "pinching and not broadcasting", so Liu Hanshao returned to the topic and pretended to be very serious and asked: "Wen Ruo, how about being the master book for my brother?" ”

Xun Yu didn't have an interface yet, Guo Jiaxian laughed, laughed and laughed, and couldn't stop coughing, Liu Hanshao was stunned, and Xun Yu was embarrassed.

Liu Hanshao stretched out his leg and kicked Guo Jia and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Say it, let my brother be happy and happy. ”

Guo Jia finally stopped laughing, and said obscenely: "I heard that the reason why Lu Bu killed Li Su in one move outside the front hall of Chongde that day was because Li Su once said a word. ”

"What?"

"There is something to do, nothing to do!"

Liu Han laughed loudly, but just "haha" twice, he suddenly stopped laughing. Think about these master books of yourself...... couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, so he had to stretch out his leg and kick Guo Jia's feet again to relieve the anger in his heart.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What are you talking nonsense? ”

Suddenly, Liu Hanshao sniffed and asked suspiciously: "Wen Ruo, do you have a girl hidden in the house?" ”

Although Xun Yu has been married a long time ago, he came to Luoyang as an official, and his wife didn't bring it to his hometown in Yingchuan. However, the more inappropriate is still behind, Liu Hanshao actually sniffed and sniffed to Xun Yu's side, until he was sure that the strong fragrance was from Xun Yu's body, he hurriedly covered his nose and retreated, and said with a disgusted face: "Your baby has fallen into the incense powder pile, why does it smell so big?" ”

It is said that at the end of the Han Dynasty, it was also an era of looking at faces, thinking that Zhao Yun was good at wearing white clothes, even if he was stinky and beautiful? There are more men who draw eyebrows and paint their eyes, and there are more men who apply incense and powder, isn't the little overlord Sun Ce angry to death because he was hit by an arrow in his face, thinking that he is not "beautiful and greasy". Xun Yu's small appearance is not bad, he also likes to pinch himself, and he is very good at incense, and over time, he always has such a fragrance on his body. "Xiangyang Ji" contains: Xun Lingjun went to people's homes and sat for three days. This is the allusion of "Xun Ling Liuxiang"!

On the surface, Liu Han Shaogui is the emperor, but inside he is a gangster and a rough man's heart, stubbornly believing that "only stinky men have taste, and fragrant men can only have sour taste!" ”

Such rude words, that is, Liu Hanshao said it, Xun Yu didn't dare to be anxious, but was ashamed to get into the cracks. However, Guo Jia was still blindly on the side, and said with a cheap smile: "Your Majesty, if Xun Wen is preparing to be the master bookkeeper!" ”

Rabbits bite when they are anxious, and honest people are still anxious. Xun Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and he was too lazy to argue with these two guys who didn't hold his mouth, so he directly followed Liu Hanshao's example, stretched out his leg and kicked Guo Jia. Not to mention how indecent it is to sit and kick someone, and the butt doesn't touch the ground, can this kick get out? If your ass hits the ground, you're sitting on your feet...... It's really easy to learn bad, but it's hard to learn!

Guo Jia is weak, and Liu Hanshao and Xun Yu are still kicking left and right, which makes it clear that they are bullying vulnerable groups. Guo Jia expressed dissatisfaction and shouted: "I'm a patient, can you pay for kicking it badly?" Your Majesty will treat me, and you will give me wine to drink. ”

Okay, eating and drinking in other people's homes, and being so reasonable, except for Guo Jia, there is really no one.

"That's it, can you afford to pay it?"

Liu Hanshao also followed the coaxing on the side, but turned his head and taught Guo Jia a lesson.

"Don't always worry about drinking, even if you don't want to live well, my brother doesn't want you to die early. Look at what has become of the world, how many people sell their children and daughters and can't eat, they have to starve to death, and you still know how to drink all day long. Brother Hui will ban alcohol, the tongue of the drinker, the thug board for buying wine, whoever dares to make and sell wine, will be raided! ”

"Your Majesty, never, never."

Dare Xun Yu took Liu Hanshao's words seriously, and hurriedly said: "The people are poor, it is difficult to live, the rich are corrupt, and the poverty and luxury are indeed a major malaise in this world. But even if Your Majesty orders a ban on alcohol, the people will not have a good life, and will only cause dissatisfaction with the wealthy and dislike Your Majesty. ”

"Why?"

Guo Jia said lazily: "The wealthy families are like mountains of grain, in addition to buying cheaply and selling expensively, they only use it to make wine. Even if His Majesty ordered a ban on alcohol, they would secretly make wine, and if they really couldn't, they would not use it to give alms to the poor, even if they allowed the grain to rot. Therefore, Wen Ruocai said that the people would not live a good life because of the prohibition of alcohol, but they would incur the resentment of the wealthy, and His Majesty should be cautious. ”

It is true that the wealthy have food, but it is not necessary to say that the grain is like a mountain. It can be seen that Guo Jia is somewhat "hating the rich" from the perspective of the poor door, which is also understandable. Xun Yu listened to something unpleasant, but he couldn't refute it, so he nodded helplessly.

It is said that "you have no jokes", but unfortunately when he came to Liu Hanshao, he completely adjusted one by one, flickering around this and flickering that all day long, talking nonsense in a serious manner, it is really difficult to make him have no jokes. The so-called prohibition of alcohol is a joke, nothing more than to squeeze Guo Jia. However, Xun Yu and Guo Jia's words also gave him a little more sober understanding, not that "the rich are not easy to mess with", but a more incisive sentence "Blocking people's wealth is like killing parents!" ”

It seems that in the future, you can have more eyes on your own work, and you must think about who will benefit and who will lose this matter before doing it. Of course, the loser needs to be guarded against, and the gainer seems to have to be on guard, what if they are seduced?

Thinking about it, I felt that my head was big for a while, Liu Hanshao skipped this paragraph, changed the topic again, and said, "Brother is going to Tuntian." Gather those displaced people caused by wars and famines, divide cattle, land, and grain seeds, even if they are lent to them by the imperial court first, and let them pay them back slowly according to the harvest in the future, leaving enough for themselves to eat, and the excess will be repaid. ”

Xun Yu immediately said: "Your Majesty's plan is great, you can resettle the displaced people, and you can enrich Taicang, as long as the grain is abundant, the people will be able to settle down." ”

"The idea is very good, but most of the fertile fields are in the hands of wealthy families, what points does Your Majesty take?"

Hearing Guo Jia's questioning, Liu Hanshao said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, brother has a trick." The land is in their hands, we can exchange things for it, exchange it for our hands, and then divide it out, isn't it? ”

Guo Jia asked curiously: "What do you get?" ”

"The Imperial Palace!"