"Hey, wake up......"

In a daze, I vaguely felt a cordial call in my ears, but it was vague and intermittent, as if it was a call from the Divine Mansion in the dark. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Next

I heard a rhythmic, increasingly urgent sound of running water, at first it seemed to be the sound of the shopkeeper holding a long-pole kettle pouring tea, and then it was like a waterfall rushing down, with a boom in my ears and a shortness of breath.

Then, I felt a faint salty taste on the side of my mouth, like nectar, which made people involuntarily stick out their tongues and take two sips, but it was a little strange when it entered the throat, and I smelled a strong smell between my noses.

Finally, stimulated by the slightly hot water and salty taste, the muscles tensed, and the world seemed to be turned upside down all of a sudden.

As soon as I opened my eyes, the first image that appeared in my eyes was the scene of someone stuffing a black and indecent thing into his pants with one hand and tying a belt with the other......

What are you doing?!

Yes?!!! I'm tired of a groove!!

Then I realized how the sound of the water, as well as the salty and scorching smell came from!

No wonder it's salty and smelly, it turns out that it's urine! The urine that I just sucked in my mouth in a daze?!!!

Vomit...... Vomit......

After reacting, the person looked frightened, his face was pale and bloodless, and then he used all his strength, turned over and lay on the ground, and vomited desperately.

"Oh, I'm sorry, there was no water just now, and I didn't wake you up, so I had to trouble Brother Dadao."

When vomiting to the point of weakness in his limbs, Zhu Ping'an apologized embarrassedly from the top of his head, if he only listened to the voice, listened to this polite and kind voice, he thought it was a good friend who knew him well.

However, this kind voice listened to this man's ear, it was like the voice of Hades, and it evoked a nightmare in his mind—that blood-dripping brick!

Where the hell is this kind of civil official who has read the books of sages and sages, this is clearly a ruffian hooligan, smashing people with bricks, and making people wake people up with urine...... Nasty, shameless, phew, bah, bah......

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

Dare to tease Lao Tzu like this, if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you, Lao Tzu's surname will be written backwards!

This man's heart was fierce for a while, and then he raised his head and was ready to call his comrades-in-arms and avenge him, but the scene of raising his head and imprinting it into his eyes made his heart suddenly cold to his bones--- only to see that in his sight, his comrades-in-arms were tied with broken ropes and connected into a string, just like a string of sugar gourds.

Not only that, almost all of his comrades-in-arms have blue noses and swollen faces, and the brick marks on the left and right sides of the head of one of his comrades-in-arms have not disappeared, his hair and clothes are also wet, and the water marks are yellow and clear, and the other comrades-in-arms are far away from him, as if they have been urinated on!!

Nearby, five hunters with scythe-like hunting knives were pointing at them.

I'm Cao

I fainted for a while, how did it become like this, although the drills in the barracks were much slack than in previous years, but we also beat bandits and grass bandits and grass cobs are also the existence of chopping vegetables and cutting melons, why are they all planted in the hands of these households?!

"When you wake up, be conscious, and listen to Engong's orders honestly, otherwise don't blame me for the hunting knife in my hand!"

When this person was confused, he heard the guy with the belt just now, holding a hunting knife and poking himself with the back of the knife.

"Huh?" The man looked dazed.

"Ahh Orion Liu Dadao slapped the person with the back of the knife, bared his teeth and urged, "You take off your shoes first!" ”

Liu Dadao finished urging, and then looked at Zhu Ping'an with a polite and honest face, touched his head and asked, "Is it Engong?" ”

"Ahem, Brother Dadao, can you not call me Engong, I was just a gesture that day. In fact, you are my father-in-law, if it weren't for you today, I would be more than lucky today. If you don't have your legs, oh, it may be three legs, and if you don't do it well, you'll die. Today, thanks to you, Zhu Ping'an would like to thank you brothers. The grace of saving life should be reciprocated by the spring, this situation will be a little special, and when I am busy with this, I will put the wine and thank you well. ”

Zhu Ping'an smiled embarrassedly, and then solemnly clasped his hands into fists to thank the six Orions who had saved him in time, and after saying it from the bottom of his heart, he also hugged his fists and bowed deeply in thanks, bending over more than ninety degrees and bowing deeply.

"Engong, don't, we can't afford it."

"That's it, Engong, didn't you slap us in the face like this, if it weren't for your prime minister's belly propping up a big boat that day, not only didn't care about us offending and stealing horses, but also gave us all your net worth, so that we could get through the difficulties, we would have been finished long ago. You saved our lives. ”

"Yes, Engong, have you heard that for the sake of our village, you risked your life to play the court, and you were not afraid of the person surnamed Zhao, and you offended the prime minister of the dynasty. Such a great kindness, not to mention our life, even in the next life, in the next life, in the next life, we will treat you as cattle and horses, and we will not be able to repay your kindness. ”

"My lord, you are a good official who really asks for the people's life, and your letter of mercy will make the souls of the dead in our whole village blind."

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the six hunters, these iron-clad men, all avoided Zhu Ping'an's gift, and in turn thanked Zhu Ping'an with tears in their eyes. Leaving two people with hunting knives to look at the captive, the rest stepped forward one after another to grab Zhu Ping'an, who was saluting, and thanked Zhu Ping'an.

"Uh...... I mean, I was really just a hand-wrenching day. Zhu Ping'an looked at the sincere thank you hunters in front of him speechlessly, what he said was really the truth.

"Engong, you are used to doing good deeds, you don't take it seriously, but we can't, not only did you save our six brothers, but you also asked the emperor for the unjust souls who died in our village, such a great kindness, if we forget, we are not worthy of being people." Orions are more excited and sincere than Zhu Ping'an.

Are you finished?

The man who was woken up by the urine looked at the people who thanked each other for the scene in front of him with a confused expression, then looked at his shoes blankly, and then looked up at his captured comrades, and found that they were all barefoot......

Shoes? What do you do when you take off your shoes?

This man looked confused, and he didn't understand what it meant for this damn shambler to let him take off his shoes, afraid that we would run? Humiliate us?!

Such a vicious idea must have been thought up by a shameless person like Zhu Ping'an!!

(Hurry up, still miss some time, late blessings, I wish you all a Merry Christmas and all the best.) (To be continued.) )