Beibi Volume Chapter 023 Six Knots in the Grove
Chapter 023 Six Knots in the Grove
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In the eyes of outsiders, Liu Hanshao is sometimes too humble, too modest, too humble, and too humble. But there is no way, he was a gangster in his previous life, and there were many times when the cat waist played haha, which basically means that dog meat can't be on the table, and mice can't be on stage.
But then again, Liu Hanshao's small appearance is really good, to be precise, it is because of the good foundation of "Liu Bian", the royal concubine did not pick ugly, genetic inheritance, naturally not much worse. So he said that Wen Ping and Zhao Yun's appearance did not embarrass him, but it was not all boasting.
The key lies in Liu Hanshao's character of playing haha, saying that it is easy-going if it sounds good, and it is frivolous if it is ugly, and even pi lai and obscene. In any case, there is no majesty from above anyway. Just imagine, a prince wants to ask for a meal with the two, as if he is worried that people will not be happy. That's because he can treat Zhao Yun and Wen Ping as the first idol faction and the great general, but he always can't remember that he should be a better figure than them.
Wen Ping has been completely stupid, in the past few years, he has always remembered Liu Hanshao's kindness, and he also knows that no matter how Han Shao beats and punishes, it is for his own good. In Wen Ping's pure little heart, the will to serve Han Shao to the death has long been unbreakable, and it is a real death. But even so, he still didn't dare to imagine that Han Shao actually regarded himself as a sibling.
"Han Shao can't, never can't, the cloud is humble, and you can't ......"
Was it really rejected?
Zhao Yun was the first to react, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, sincerely afraid, but before he finished speaking, he was severely interrupted by Liu Hanshao.
"Zhao Yun! The man's husband is standing up to the sky and the earth, and he is arrogant. I treat you like a brother and a brother, how can you despise yourself and humble yourself? Stand up for me! ”
Burst...... Who said that Liu Hanshao has no majesty and no momentum?
Pulling Zhao Yun up and patting Zhao Yun's arm, Liu Hanshao said word by word: "Yun'er, be my Liu Hanshao's brother, you are only allowed to die standing up, not to live on your knees!" ”
This face changed too fast, Zhao Yun's little heart was a little unbearable, and his straight chest rose and fell violently, as if looking up to the sky and roaring, and replied with one word: "Yes!" ”
Zhao Yun here hasn't finished "yes" yet, Wen Ping over there seemed to be paralyzed, fell to his knees with a thud, and stammered: "Han Shao, no...... Can't...... Don't dare ......"
In Liu Hanshao's expectations, even if it is a little difficult to fool Zhao Yun, this kid shouldn't be hired, why does he dare to object? couldn't help but be embarrassed and angry, and kicked Wen Ping to the ground.
"Speak well, don't you dare to do anything?"
"No...... Don't dare to be the big brother of Han Shao. ”
The system crashes and re-reads the ...... Fortunately, in order to prevent this hand, Liu Hanshao saved the backup early.
"Yun'er, Hiren'er, I think it's ...... This worship, the ranking of seats, should not be simply and rudely judged by age, that is not very advanced. You think, even if some people have a life expectancy of 100 years, but they have no achievements in the country, no benefit to the people, and they have nothing to do in their lives, how can they be the eldest brother and be respected? And the final army class is super, young and ambitious, no matter success or failure, life or death, should be a model for our generation and admired by all generations. Our brothers are of one heart and one mind, determined to save the people and serve the country, so naturally we should judge the elders and young according to the level of our skills, do you say yes or no? ”
Even if it is, but you Liu Hanshao's ability, unless we stand still and don't fight back, let you beat up, otherwise even if we don't dare to be your big brother, it's really embarrassing!
Probably guessing the dilemma of Zhao Yun and Wen Ping, Liu Hanshao reached out and ran through his hair while tearing off a small piece of confetti from Ren Hongchang's small notebook. Brackets, the teaching assistant also serves as a secretary, and the small book is not left with him, and he needs to write down some things that Han Shao ordered at any time.
Major General Liu Han shook the confetti back and forth in front of everyone's eyes twice, and then put it on the seat, and suddenly shouted "spear fork spear fork" in his mouth, and the hand that originally held his hair lightly crossed the seat with his flat palm, and the confetti disappeared. Looking at Liu Hanshao again, the palm is like a knife, and the confetti is adsorbed in the palm of the palm and does not fall. After everyone saw it, he immediately turned his palm and blew lightly, and the confetti flew up from the palm of his hand, and fell back to the seat like a snowflake.
Zhao Yun, Wen Ping, and his friends were all stunned.
Wen Ping picked up the confetti and checked it repeatedly, then put it back on the seat and patted and pressed, but it just didn't stick. Thinking that when Liu Hanshao performed the "magic technique", it seemed that he still had a formula, so he kept chanting "spear fork spear fork", the pronunciation was very standard, and he had reached the realm of chest resonance, but the result was still not good.
Isn't there a fruit bowl on the seat, the fruit washed by the mountain spring, everyone holds and gnaws, and their hands are wet, so Liu Hanshao didn't even leave the babies by chance.
Wen Ping was still practicing chest resonance, Liu Hanshao stroked his sideburns, half-squinted, and looked disdainful and unfathomable, but in fact, his intestines were almost knotted and he was holding back internal injuries. He really wanted to tell Wen Ping, "Silly baby, brother is talking about friction." ”
Not to mention, after unremitting efforts, Wen Ping finally succeeded in sticking small confetti with his palm, but the effect was a little disgusting, attracting everyone's contempt, because he spat at the palm of his hand.
Zhao Yun couldn't help but ask, "Han Shao, what kind of martial art is this?" ”
"Well, come here."
Liu Hanshao took Zhao Yun's hand, rolled up his sleeves, and pushed his flat palm over his arm. Zhao Yun glared at Liu Hanshao in surprise, because Liu Hanshao's palm did not touch his arm, but he clearly felt that with Liu Hanshao's palm, the cold hairs on his arm stood up one by one, and they were obviously sucked by Liu Hanshao's palm.
"This is a friction electric palm!"
Niu Cha coaxed out a name, and Liu Hanshao then looked depressed and sighed: "Hey...... It's a pity that this marquis is still young, and his palm power is not pure, otherwise this palm can lead to thunder and lightning in the heavens and the earth, and has the power of splitting mountains and splitting stones! ”
Who else?
Let me ask you, who else, yes?
"Han Shao, are you really like what the Dao Chief said, are you the Upper Immortal and the Lower Realm?"
Can't admit it, resolutely can't admit it! Others can say it casually, but they can't agree indiscriminately, lest they be slapped in the face when they are debunked in the future. Merely...... Default doesn't count!
Silently, laughing without saying a word, putting on a posture of a master, and after a while, Liu Hanshao asked kindly: "So, are you two willing to recognize me as a big brother?" ”
"Willing, willing to ......" Wen Ping said without stopping, and Zhao Yun also nodded frequently.
It's done!
Liu Hanshao laughed and couldn't wait to say, "Okay, then let's kowtow now!" ”
"However, there is no incense case here."
Seeing Zhao Yun's hesitation, Liu Hanshao immediately denied it and said: "The eldest husband acts and is not informal, how can he be a daughter?" Pick the soil for the furnace, and insert the grass for the incense, you can! ”
Good things will come to pass, everyone was about to worship on the spot, and suddenly heard Wen Hui shouting: "Han Shao, Han Shao, I want it too, I want ......it too, I want it too"
There was too much ambiguity in these words, and Liu Hanshao, who listened to it, trembled with caution, frowned and asked, "What do you want?" ”
Wen Hui swore and said: "I also want to worship the handle!" ”
"You? With whom? They? ”
Liu Hanshao was a little surprised, and then pointed to Ren Hongchang and Cai Yan, and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, you worship, you worship, we worship after we worship." ”
"No, with you!"
Wen Hui looked resolute, as if Liu Hanshao didn't agree, she planned to be generous.
Wen Ping hurriedly reprimanded: "Little sister, don't be rude!" ”
It's a pity that Wen Hui has never treated himself as an outsider since he was forced to be his sister by Liu Hanshao. Wen Ping usually doesn't like to talk, unless he liberates his nature and releases himself, he will expose the true face of the crazy baby. But Wenhui is different, it seems that the words of the brother and sister let Wenhui speak alone, chattering all day long, babbling, like a wild boy.
Because Wen Hui was young when he entered Shihou Mansion, he couldn't remember so many bitter and bitter things, and he usually had Liu Hanshao's connivance, and others also looked at these two brothers and sisters differently, so he naturally spoiled Wen Hui and was lawless, otherwise he would not be able to become a campus bully. Of course, this is just a joke, in fact, Wenhui is still quite clever and cute, but it is innocent and natural, bold and cheerful.
Regarding Wen Ping's reprimand, although Wen Hui didn't dare to completely treat him as a gas leak, he still couldn't stop pretending to mumble and mutter.
"But, you're my brother! And I was originally Han Shao's sister, but he still had to be his sister. Now that you worship the son, don't you want others? And Sister Xiaohong, she is also Han Shao's sister Xiaohong......"
When he was forced to shout brother to Liu Hanshao, Wen Hui has always been haunted by it, and he can't tell whether he is ashamed, angry, or remorseful, as if it is a black history that cannot be looked back. Now that he has even brought it out, it shows the resoluteness of his heart.
I have to admit that if a woman talks too much and chatters in her ear like chanting scriptures, it is indeed a very terrifying thing.
"Bye-bye, let's all bow together, okay?"
Liu Hanshao didn't listen to a few words, so he raised his hand and surrendered, anyway, it's not a marriage to worship the son, and he didn't do much in his previous life. parentheses, which also shows his connivance with the emblem.
"Han Shao, I ......"
Ren Hongchang wanted to speak and stopped. Among them, she is the oldest, even in her previous life and later life, she can fall in love early and fantasize about love. She wants to follow Liu Hanshao for the rest of her life, serve him tea and water, make beds and quilts, and always be his little red sister and serve him until he is old. However, she realized that this was impossible, and there would be no too old palace maids in the palace.
"To be his concubine?"
Ren Hongchang can be frightened by his occasional thoughts, he is still so young, but he is already old.
Hey, sentimental baby......
Han Shao didn't allow her to look down on herself, and he never treated her as a person, and the people in the entire Beibi Mountain had to shout "Miss Hongchang" or "Sister Xiaohong", but why did Liu Hanshao treat her better, the more she felt lost? Just like a while ago, Yun Daniu took the tea for Han Shao from her hand and said, "Sister Xiaohong, I'll come." ”
Her heart was like it had been emptied, and it was not just a cup of tea that had been snatched away. Later, when Liu Hanshao summoned people, he slowly got used to calling "big girl", but how much she hoped that he would still call "Little Red Sister".
At this moment, right now, Han Shao actually wants to worship him himself. To be a righteous sister to Han Shao, isn't that a princess? But why can't I be happy? Hey, maybe that frightening idea is hopeless after all......
Don't guess what the girls are thinking, because even they don't understand it themselves. If Liu Hanshao knew that he was in the second grade of primary school, he had won the deep-rooted love of the first beauty of the Three Kingdoms, and he would be quiet and resentful, I don't know whether he would be arrogant or frightened, or simply skew his mouth and eyes and fainted.