Chapter Twenty-Six: The Deaf Uncle
Maybe it's because he's used to playing games, Liu Kun has a problem now, that is, no matter when, when he hears footsteps or the sound of a car, his first reaction is to find a big tree, and then lie behind him.
At that time, when he was playing chicken, he was the most awesome Gou, and all his teammates who followed him were generally in the top five.
In the end, many people gave him a nickname based on his battle information, Invincible Gou Shen.
Lying on the ground, Liu Kun also deeply experienced the feeling in the game, as if it had penetrated into the bone marrow.
The cart slowly approached, and it was an ox cart.
The driver was an old man in his fifties, with yellow rubber shoes, three-point pants, and a goatee, quite like the invincible mage Liu Haizhu.
The old man smoked his cigarette pouch and hummed as the two of them turned, jolting along the ox cart very casually.
Looking behind me, there were some messy things on the car board, dirt baskets, quilts, etc., and I couldn't see what was inside.
The ox cart approached, Liu Kun considered whether he should take a ride, and after walking for so long, it hurt to retreat.
took a look at the "Invincible Mage Liu Haizhu" again, and the other party didn't look like a ghost, so Liu Kun walked out from behind the tree when the other party was five or six meters away from him.
The "Invincible Mage Bangs Zhu" was shaking his head leisurely, when he suddenly saw a person rushing out of the roadside, and he was so frightened that he almost didn't fall off the car.
However, when the old man stabilized his emotions and saw Liu Kun's appearance, he was greatly relieved, and after stopping the ox cart, he asked loudly, "Child, who are you?" What are you doing here? ”
Because Liu Kun looks very young and looks like he is in his early twenties, the old man treats him as a child.
"Hello uncle, I want to go to the Northeast, can you take a ride?" Liu Kun asked with a smile.
"What do you say? Are you going to eat ham? Can I drink with you again? ”
"......" Liu Kun was stunned!
This old man is too deaf, right? It's like Ma Dong.
"Uncle, it's a ride! Hitchhike! Liu Kun said loudly.
"What? Don't eat or drink? Child! You can't stop eating or drinking! Come on, I have a nest here, you can eat some first. After the old man finished speaking, he hurriedly took out a bud rice noodle nest head from the basket on the car and handed it to Liu Kun.
Because he got up and left in the morning, Liu Kun was also hungry, but he was not polite, so he took it and ate it.
"Uncle, I'm going to the Northeast in your car!" Liu Kun shouted while eating.
This voice has basically been shouted, if the uncle can't hear it clearly, he can only jump into the car directly.
"Go to the Northeast! Oh yes! Hurry up and get in the car, or it will be dangerous when it gets dark. Fortunately, this time the old man heard clearly, pointed to the other side of the ox cart, and motioned for Liu Kun to get into the car.
After thanking him, Liu Kun sat on the carriage, and the old man drove the ox cart to continue to set off.
Feeling the undulating bumps and the pain from the injured buttocks, Liu Kun cautiously crawled to the back, found a wide place to lie on his stomach, and from time to time gnawed a bite that could choke his nest to death.
"Son, who are you? What are you going to do? Defecting to relatives? The old man didn't look at the road, but turned his head and asked.
Such dangerous driving, if it is placed in modern times, it is strange that the traffic police do not punish you!
"No, I don't have a family anymore, I heard that the Northeast can survive." Liu Kun made up the story again.
But it's not, he really doesn't have any family here, and he didn't really get out of the customs to survive, so it's not a lie.
"Alas! Another poor child! In these years, there are devils everywhere, and I don't know when we can drive those little books out of our country. The old man didn't know whether he was muttering or talking to Liu Kun.
Liu Kun didn't answer this time, silently, chewed and ate Wowotou slowly, and felt a lot fuller, so he looked for a topic again, and the two chatted.
I learned from the old man that at this time, the Northeast had fallen, and there were little devils and dog traitors everywhere, and it was not easy for ordinary people to live.
However, the strange thing is that the devils in the Northeast did not kill and plunder everywhere as Liu Kun thought, but also built railways and heavy industries.
In addition, because the Northeast has been controlled by devils, the lives of ordinary people are also passable, at least most of them can survive.
"Uncle, don't we have a devil here?"
After Liu Kun shouted this sentence, the old man's face turned white with fright, and he quickly waved his hand, lowered his voice and said, "You can't say such things, otherwise you will be arrested and killed!" Remember, when you enter the Northeast Territory, you must not say this kind of thing again, you know? ”
Looking at the old man's appearance, Liu Kun felt quite uncomfortable.
I didn't expect that a Chinese can't scold devils in this era, and I am really angry and angry.
Despite this, he did not look down on the Northeasterners.
Many people only know that the 918 Incident and the Northeast fell into the hands of devils without resistance, so they all scolded the Northeast Army as a waste and said that the Northeast people were right and wrong.
But is that really the case?
When Liu Kun was in school, he read a relatively authoritative source, which mainly told why the Northeast did not resist and allowed the devils to capture the three eastern provinces.
The main reason for this is that the Kuomintang was worried that it would suffer losses in the war with the devils, and that it would be profited by "some people" when the time came, so when the devils launched an incident, they directly chose to evacuate.
When the devil's men entered the northeast, they were almost faced with an "empty city" with no troops.
This is mainly because the Northeast Army was no longer presided over by Zhang Zuolin at that time, but by Zhang Xueliang.
As we all know, this guy is not a little worse than his Lao Tzu, so in the end, he forced Lao Jiang to resist Japan, and as for the fallen Northeast, he has no power to return to the sky.
But none of this matters, for Liu Kun, it is more suitable for him to enter the Northeast.
There are a lot of devils in the Northeast, and he can not only kill devils in exchange for points, but also very likely to set off on a mission, which is the bulk of earning points.
may be worried that Liu Kun will say the wrong thing again, but after the old man told him a few words, the two did not chat again.
The silent distance and the warm sunshine made Liu Kun sleepy, and he fell asleep unconsciously.
In the dream, when he was talking about life with a beautiful bikini girl, the ox cart stopped abruptly and woke him up.
"What are you doing? What's on the car? ”
The standard Chinese spoken by the devil made Liu Kun raise his head violently.
At this time, there was a small group of devils in front of the ox cart, holding a gun, surrounding the ox cart.
"Taijun, I am a good citizen! This is my certificate of good citizenship. The old man hurriedly took out the certificate of good citizenship issued by the devil and handed it over.
When Liu Kun saw it, his heart tightened
I don't have this thing!
"The person in the car, you take out the good citizen certificate and work hard!"
A devil walked to the side of the car and aimed at Liu Kun with a 38 big cover with a bayonet.