The two children were playing outside the tea shed, Gai Nie and Fang Erniang were eating pastries in the tea shed, as if this was really a family of three, which was the warmth that Fang Erniang and Xiaobao had never experienced.

"Erniang, this is." A fat and greasy young man walked over, and his eyes were full of undisguised desire when he looked at Fang Erniang. After all, Fang Erniang is the most famous widow in the entire Yuci City, and these men fantasize about their partners as Fang Erniang at night.

"My man?" Fang Erniang replied lukewarmly, her tone full of disgust.

"What, you man."

"Didn't your man run away with money and other women?" The man seemed a little unwilling and asked.

"The money is spent, and I can't live with other women and come back."

"your." Fang Erniang glanced at this person and said angrily.

"Poof."

Gai Nie sprayed a mouthful of white fungus soup on the man, he definitely didn't mean it, he was really stunned by Fang Erniang's clever answer.

"Liu Ergou, let you call the child to eat, you're good, I want to see what kind of vixen hooked your soul away." A roar from the east of the river came, and in the distance came a fat and oilier young woman.

Fang Erniang drank soy milk on the ground, ignoring the woman's finger scolding, firstly, she seemed to be used to it, and secondly, she did not want to intensify the conflict between the two families, so as not to make her son lose his hard-won partner.

"Fang Erniang's man is back, I'm just good, let's talk for a while." This man is a man who is afraid of his mother-in-law, and seeing his wife is like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Erniang, your man is back." This year, the woman seemed to be relieved, and finally didn't have to worry that her man had been abducted. Of course, as far as her man's appearance is concerned, she thinks too much about herself.

"Hmm." Fang Erniang should bear it without being salty or light.

The two chatted with each other, basically the fat woman was talking, and Fang Erniang was listening. "Tell me, how good a woman Erniang is, why don't you know how to live a good life." The fat woman seemed to be trying to stand firm against the woman's camp, and began to count down the Gainie.

Gai Nie ate steamed buns and drank white fungus soup by himself. He didn't speak, he laughed alone. He hadn't felt such a life for a long, long time.

"Yes, yes, what a woman." The young man said, apparently his desire to survive did not seem to be very strong, and he had been on the verge of death.

"Smack."

"Take the kids home for dinner."

The fat and sticky palm slapped the young man's face, and the atmosphere became awkward for a while.

"Xiaobao, let's play tomorrow." The little girl was pulled by her father and said step by step.

"Hmm." Xiaobao nodded vigorously, very eager for tomorrow.

The little girl is gone, and Xiaobao has experienced this short and warm childhood life.

This improvised family of three walked on the street of Yuci, which made Xiaobao feel extremely warm for a while.

"Big brother, you see that the woman in front of you is Fang Erniang, this is the best pretty widow in our elms." In the distance, several pairs of eyes were peeping at Fang Erniang, and a man said.

"Yes, yes, this little widow meets the uncle and is not dry wood and fire." The bald young man licked his lips and said. This bald man is the owner of the peasant soldiers, and the field soldiers are also.

"Big brother, when this dry firewood encounters a raging fire, the fire will be big, but it will turn to ashes." A man next to him punned.

"Ha, ha, ha."

"Burned to ashes, Lao Tzu is also willing." Tian Bing said with a lewd smile.

"Big brother, then let's do it at night." The man next to him acted as a dog-headed military advisor.

"Did you bring the Ecstasy incense?" Tian Bing asked.

"Bring it, not to mention fascination with a person, it is more than enough to fascinate a cow." The man said.

"Okay, it's done, brother, I'll eat the first course, brothers, you drink the second soup." Tian Bing is not a selfish person, and he promised his brothers.

"Thanks, cousin." Several people thanked each other.

Tian Bing didn't want to attract attention, so he deliberately chose to do it at night, and also prepared ecstasy incense in advance.

As for how Tian Bing and the others came to this Yuci City, they have to start from last night.

Last night, Qingling, back mountain

The mountain behind Qingling is the clean room of the farmer's house, which was originally used as a place for making breakthroughs in practice. It's very quiet for the owners to disturb others. Tian Bing stayed here alone, serving good wine and meat. After a long time, Tian Bing naturally couldn't stay when he was full of warm thoughts.

Tian Bing's life is quite leisurely, with good wine and meat, and a few henchmen and brothers to gamble with him. It's just that the quality of this person's mood seems to seriously affect his luck, Tian Bing gambled for a long time and didn't win. It seems that the gambling has not become as fragrant as before.

"They're bored, so they don't play." Tian Bing shouted irritably.

The little brothers beside him were startled, and after a while, a young man asked tentatively with a lewd smile on his face: "Big brother, why don't we go to Yuci City to have fun." ”

"What is there to be happy in this poor place of Yuci, there is not even a brothel, and those secret prostitutes are bigger than you." Tian Bing said uninterestedly.

He has been to this Yuci City a few times, and even if it is a poor country, it is still a poor mountain and a bad water. Where did I go last time, I finally found a secret prostitute, but as soon as I took off my clothes, the smell was even better than that of a thatched house. Although Tian Bing was disgusting, he thought about what he had made, and he had to keep his tears. Although he was determined to do it, it was clear that his brother had a different opinion. No matter how you do it, it just doesn't work. Not to mention the money, a few days after returning to Qingling, he contracted that indescribable male disease. It's also a loss that this is a farmer's house, and it is only tossing flowers and plants on weekdays. So this simple flower willow is really a piece of cake in the hands of farmers. It didn't take much effort to toss him and understand.

It's just that although this disease has been cured, for Yuci, Tian Bing really has a shadow in his heart.

"Big brother, there really is."

"There is a Fang Erniang in this Yucicheng Inn, that look, with a figure, even if it is placed in Tianyin Tower, the county town, it must be the top brand." In order to please Tian Bing, the young man did not hesitate to tell his dream lover.

"There are still such women in this poor place of Yuci."

"By the way, isn't this taking a shower?" Tian Bing asked with palpitations. Obviously, the femininity of Yuci's woman made him remember it very deeply.

"Wash it, and designate it to wash it every day. The skin is white and tender, and that handful can pinch out water. The man said.

"It's just that this is a serious person, and people don't come out to sell it?" The young man changed his mind and said.

"Smack.".

"What doesn't sell, vulgar."

"That's what I like her, and she's got a crush on me. Then we had a brief relationship, and afterwards I found out that we were not a good fit. Then, in order to make up for the sins in your heart, you should give a certain amount of financial compensation. Tian Bing slapped the man on the head, preaching seriously.