Chapter 13 Sun Jian takes office

"Yes, yes, what Brother Wang said is reasonable." Someone on the side immediately chimed in. So Qian Can also smiled and spoke.

"Xiao Wang, I actually set up a banquet today for two things, one is to invite the sages to meet friends with texts, and the other is to give my future sister-in-law, the grandson of the Prime Minister and the grandson of the country, Gongsun Jian Gongsi retreats to wash the dust. Everyone may also know that Si Huixian, a virtuous brother, has just returned from the border pass to make meritorious service. So I think today you might as well make some poems on the topic of Biansai? ”

"Okay, according to what His Highness said, let's take Biansai as the topic today." The first one to stand up and speak echoed: "However, none of you who are doing it have been to the border in person. Even if you make poetry, it will inevitably be a bit far-fetched. It is better for the father-in-law to take the lead and set an example for everyone. At least you have personally participated in the border battles, Gongzi. ”

"Yes, Brother Hu's proposal is good. Father-in-law, you can give everyone a start. Someone next to him immediately agreed.

It was only at this moment that Gongsun Jian raised his head and looked at the people present. The heart said that he had been guessing blindly for a long time, waiting for the other party to make a move against him. But I never thought it would be like this.

Poetry? Gongsun Jian really can't. But he can recite poems. Not to mention more, there are 300 Tang poems, and he can basically memorize them word for word. These are all due to the credit of Gongsun Jian's mother who was a primary school Chinese teacher in his previous life.

However, Gongsun Jian was not in a hurry to accept the move, because once he was allowed to pass the test easily, then he didn't know what kind of calculations would await him later. But at this time, many people here have already made noise. They all asked Gongsun Jian to compose poems on the spot.

In fact, many people present knew that Gongsun Jian in the past was a nerd, otherwise he would not have been used to offend the royal family, and he would have been implicated in his own family and suppressed. As for the literary style, Gongsun Jian also has a little bit, but it is limited to rote memorization of those classic articles, and he has never heard of poetry when it comes to poetry. Therefore, Qian Can secretly instructed that he wanted to make Gongsun Jian make a fool of himself in public. And several of the people present were all new scholars in the imperial court examination last year, and their literary talents were also among the best. Even if Gongsun Jian can barely make one or two poems, he will be overshadowed by the light of the other party. What's more important is that Qian Can's move has another deep meaning, what everyone doesn't know is that in fact, it is not far from here, in the backyard of his palace, there is a group of female dependents gathered together at this moment. Among them were several of his adult sisters, as well as the daughters and daughters-in-law of the court ministers. Once Gongsun Jian makes a fool of himself today, then it is estimated that the next day, all the officials of Zhou will know that this sister-in-law of the original public family is really a waste. Then the merits he made at the border pass will not be worth mentioning, and will even be used against the public.

Of course, Gongsun Jian didn't know about these things. However, he is very clear about the other party's purpose, and he has been on guard against the other party. Seeing Qian Can and everyone treating him like this, he couldn't help but suddenly have a plan in his heart. So Shi Shiran left the table and stood up, holding a wine glass in one hand and carrying it behind him with the other, deliberately pretending to be unfathomable, scanning everyone present with his eyes, and then coughing softly, and said lightly: "Actually, I'm not good at composing poetry." But everyone asked me to write a poem about Biansai. It happened that he had been guarding the border for more than a year and was in the war, so he really wrote a few poems that could not be put on the stage. Since everyone is so enthusiastic, it will be difficult for them to come out, and I hope that you can give more advice. ”

Because of the deliberate pandering of Qian Can, the king of Zhao, he wanted to make Gongsun Jian make a fool of himself in public, so he asked him to write a few poems about Biansai. can

It just made Gongsun Jian think of a way to break the situation.

According to the knowledge that Gongsun Jian mastered, in his previous life, when he was in ancient times, a person often became more famous, although it may attract envy and hatred, but it can also help save his life. Mu Xiu understands the truth that the forest wind will destroy it, but it depends on whether the tree itself is strong enough. In the past, Li Bailiuyong and others even dared to offend the emperor, at most, they had a bad career, but at least they had no worries about their lives. In today's situation, although the royal family of the Zhou State does not necessarily want to target him Gongsun Jian, they want to use him as a target to suppress the public family. And if he wants to get out of the current predicament and leave the capital safely, then being famous is undoubtedly the best choice for him, and it will even help in the future.

Thinking of this, Gongsun Jian no longer hesitated, but stood up with confidence.

"His Royal Highness King Zhao and all the virtuous people." Gongsun Jian arched his hand towards everyone, and said with a smile: "Gongmou used to taste that it is better to be happy alone than to be happy. Since everyone meets friends with the text, they sing hymns together and make peace. And why not

Post the poems you made today, and let the people of our capital have the honor to witness one or two. ”

"What?"

As soon as Gongsun Jian's words came out, everyone was in an uproar, while Qian Can and the others were secretly happy. This male nerd really returned

It's the same as before, a nerd who only knows how to read to death. It's not enough to be embarrassed here, and he actually wants to let everyone in the capital know that he is making a fool of himself. Then don't blame us for not giving you a chance.

"What Brother Si Hui said is extremely true. Come on, prepare pen, ink, paper, and inkstone. After a while, no matter which one of them made a new work today, all of them will be posted outside the gate of this palace for the people in the capital to see. Qian Can smiled and instructed his subordinates.

After a short period of work, everything was prepared neatly, and there was a special person to serve the pen and ink, just waiting for these princes and grandsons and scholars present to show their talents.

"Father-in-law, everything is ready. We're all waiting for you! The young man surnamed Hu smiled and urged Gongsun Jian.

"Hmm." Gongsun Jian nodded slightly at the other party, and then paced in the hall with a wine glass in his hand, suddenly bowed his head, and suddenly looked up at the beam, as if he was searching for poems and scraping his stomach, but he didn't read a single poem for a long time.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but laugh softly. It seems that this nerd's appearance today is decided. Just when the boy surnamed Hu was about to make a sarcastic remark, he heard Gongsun Jian suddenly slap his face and say loudly: "There is!" ”

As he spoke, he drank the wine in the cup with his head up, returned to his table, and handed the empty wine glass in his hand to Gou Xiaowu, who was waiting on the side.

"Xiao Wu, you are responsible for pouring wine for this son. Remember, Ben Gongzi is a poem with a glass of wine. Don't forget! ”

After speaking, Gongsun Jian turned to look at the middle of the field, raised his head and chanted loudly: "Grape wine luminous cup, if you want to drink the pipa, urge immediately." Drunk and lying on the battlefield, Jun Mo smiled, and a few people came back to fight in ancient times. ”

"Hiss......" After a gasp, the entire hall fell eerily silent, almost audible as a pin drop. Everyone present was shocked by the 'Liangzhou Ci' of the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Han plagiarized by Gongsun Jian. No one would have thought that this nerd, who was secretly ridiculed and ridiculed in the past, would be able to write such superb poetry.

Gongsun Jian didn't care about the feelings of others at all, in fact, he didn't care either, after all, this was what he wanted. Think about it, how can a quatrain that can be passed down through the ages not be shocking? A faint smile appeared at the corner of Gongsun Jian's mouth, this is just an appetizer, and the bigger shock is yet to come. turned around and picked up the wine that Gou Xiaowu had poured for him, raised his head and drank it all. Then he looked at the person in charge of copying the poem in the corner of the hall: "Have you written it, remember not to make a typo, if you don't understand, you can ask me." After it's written, let people post it quickly.,The next poem of this son is about to come out.,Hurry up and record it for me.。 ”

As he spoke, Gongsun Jian turned around again to look at the so-called talents present, with disdain on his face, and recited unhurriedly: "Lin Darkgrass is frightened, and the general draws the bow at night." Ping Ming looked for the white feather, but he was not in the stone ridge. The moon black geese flew high, and the enemy chieftain fled at night. If you want to chase away the light horsemen, the snow is full of bows and knives. ”

A song of Lu Lun's 'plugged song' was stolen by Gongsun Jian with two words. Changed the original Shan Yu to the enemy chieftain. Otherwise, the words do not reach the meaning, and people will be suspicious. Looking at the literati who are full of people at this moment, they are all stupid. Being able to write a wonderful poem by accident may explain the past, but two high-quality poems in a row is not something that ordinary people can do.

At this time, Gongsun Jian didn't seem to be ready to end, and after drinking a glass of wine again, he continued to recite: "Listen! The third song is coming. The black clouds crushed the city and wanted to destroy it, and the armor light opened to the sun. The characters are full of autumn colors, stuffed with swallow fat and night purple. Half a roll of red flags is in the water, and the frost is heavy and the cold is silent. repay the king's will on the golden platform, and carry the jade dragon to die for the king. ”

"Give me a little faster action, and post it when it's written. Here comes the fourth one. ”

"Go to the west to the sky, quit home and see the moon twice. I don't know where to stay tonight, and Pingsha is uninhabited. ”

“……”

In this way, Gongsun Jian read a poem with a glass of wine, and read fifteen poems related to Biansai in one breath. And at this moment, everyone was stupid, and they all opened their mouths wide and looked at Gongsun Jian in a daze. Not only in the hall, but also the ladies in the backyard heard about it through the maids of the palace, and then looked at the poems passed by the people, and they were all dumbfounded. In such a short period of time, he actually wrote a large number of poems of high quality, is this still the legendary public waste nerd? The whole is a poet and immortal!

At the same time, the gate of King Zhao's mansion became even more lively. The poems that were constantly posted naturally attracted the attention of passers-by, and after reading and reading people read and read loudly in public, they immediately attracted widespread attention, and after a while, the news spread far and wide. Soon, countless scholars in the capital rushed to Zhao Wangfu, vying to see the poems that were recited by everyone.

It took a long time for everyone, including Zhao Wang Qian Can, to come to their senses. looked at Gongsun Jian with some incredulity. But Gongsun Jian shrugged his shoulders as if he was a little embarrassed and said to everyone: "If it's enough, if it's not enough, I still have it in my stomach." However, the amount of alcohol is limited, and I am afraid that if I drink it again, I may get drunk. So if you want to hear it, you'll have to talk about it another day. With that, Gongsun Jian arched towards Qian Can on the main seat to show goodbye. Raise your feet and step and prepare to leave.

"Wait." At that moment, that nasty voice sounded again. Gongsun Jian didn't even need to turn around to know that it was the man surnamed Hu who called out to him.

"What else?" Gongsun Jian didn't turn back, and asked in a somewhat unhappy tone.

"Hehe, Gong Si retreated. How can you prove that the poems you just read were all written by you? As far as I know, there are quite a few court officials at the border gates, and those people are also quite talented. Maybe you heard those poems from other people's mouths? ”

"Hahaha......" Gongsun Jian laughed loudly, turned his head and stared at the son surnamed Hu with some resentment, and asked word by word: "Then please ask you to come up with another topic." ”

"Okay." Hu Wenchang didn't expect Gongsun Jian to say such a sentence, he simply didn't take him seriously. The original resentment in my heart has become even stronger. And now it can only be hard to hold on.