Chapter 293: No Move
If he didn't get something from the Bull Demon King now, he wouldn't be comfortable himself.
"Old cow. Jiang Xiaofan said with a smile.
"What's wrong? The Bull Demon King laughed.
"Brother Niu, do you have anything you don't need here?" Jiang Xiaofan felt that he was almost hinting at now.
This is hush money.
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he immediately understood what Jiang Xiaofan wanted to do, and said, "No problem, no problem." ”
Jiang Xiaofan thought that the Bull Demon King would bargain for a while, but he didn't expect the other party to agree so easily.
"Brother Xian, as long as you tell your sister-in-law that you slept with me last night, I will definitely not miss anything from you. The Bull Demon King said.
Jiang Xiaofan originally wanted to just order something and forget it.
Hearing this, he decided to slaughter the other party fiercely.
"Brother Niu, don't worry about this matter, I will be tight-lipped. Jiang Xiaofan said.
As for what he wanted, Jiang Xiaofan didn't want to say it now, so he let the Bull Demon King owe him a favor.
"Old cow. At this time, the voice of the princess of the iron fan came out, and then from a distance, she walked out slowly with her waist in her waist, looking angry.
The Bull Demon King looked back at the Iron Fan Princess and said, "Fan Fan." ”
Now this voice, Jiang Xiaofan who listened to it felt disgusting, it's a day, you are a 10,000-year-old bull demon, you are so numb, does your mother know?
Princess Iron Fan stared at the Bull Demon King, frowned and said, "Say, you went there last night, I waited for you all night, and I didn't see you come back." ”
The Bull Demon King hurriedly explained: "Fan, I didn't come back yesterday because there was something, I went to his house with Brother Xian yesterday, and then the two of us hit it off at first sight, so we drank a few glasses, I didn't expect that the wine in Brother Xian's house was so delicious, I drank too much as soon as I drank it, and I rested at Brother Xian's house at night." ”
Princess Tiefan was originally quite angry, but when she heard Jiang Xiaofan's name: "So that's the case." ”
Princess Iron Fan was quite happy in her heart.
She looked at Jiang Xiaofan and said, "Teacher Jiang, is what my Niu Niu said just now true?"
Jiang Xiaofan's heart trembled, he had to answer this question carefully.
To lie, or not to lie.
Jiang Xiaofan looked back at the Bull Demon King.
At this time, although the Bull Demon King was full of smiles, he could see the desire in the other party's eyes.
Just moved his eyes, nose and mouth together to give Jiang Xiaofan a hint.
So Jiang Xiaofan said: "Princess Iron Fan, that's the case, last night, I slept with Brother Niu." ”
When Princess Iron Fan heard the news, a smile just appeared on the corner of her mouth, but now her face was full of smiles.
"Thank you, Mr. Jiang. ”
Jiang Xiaofan was really afraid of being seen through by the other party, but now that he saw that the reaction was not, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, lying in front of the immortals, it was really scary.
Then the Iron Fan Princess looked at the Bull Demon King.
"You should drink more with Teacher Jiang and play less with your fox friends, you know?"
"In the future, I will communicate more with people like Mr. Jiang. ”
The Bull Demon King was very satisfied with Jiang Xiaofan's home, gave Jiang Xiaofan a very small look, and then immediately said: "That's a must, do you know?
"Niu Niu, it's good that you know that you were wrong before. "The princess of the iron fan is also numb.
"Fan, I'll definitely go home early in the future. ”
"Well, I know, Niu Niu. ”
"Come, fan, kiss one. ”
"No, there's someone around. ”
......
This dog food can't be prevented.
Jiang Xiaofan couldn't help but get goosebumps, this couple is really disgusting, it's just that kind of indescribable disgusting, they are such an old couple, can they still do it?
Jiang Xiaofan remembered his own affairs, he is pregnant now, and he wants to solve this problem.
"That...... Can I disturb the two of you?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
After the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess finished intimacy, they said, "What's the matter?"
The Bull Demon King is in a happy mood now, and his virtuous brother is simply too sensible.
Jiang Xiaofan said: "That's the case, Brother Niu, I'm ...... I drank the water of the Mother River by mistake, and I felt like I was pregnant. ”
"What?" the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess shouted together.
Then the two of them laughed together.
Jiang Xiaofan: "......"
Jiang Xiaofan really felt ashamed of the fact that the man was pregnant, and he couldn't stop others from laughing at him.
But what's the Bull Demon King's ridicule?
What the hell?
Can you do it?
You're laughing at me, I'm going to tell your daughter-in-law about the flower wine you drank last night.
Maybe the Bull Demon King heard Jiang Xiaofan's inner drama, and he stopped laughing at this time.
"Why do you drink the water of the Zimu River?" Next to her, Princess Iron Fan stopped smiling, but she could vaguely see tears in the corners of the other party's eyes.
Those who laughed were in tears.
mmp。
"This is a chance, is there a way for my sister-in-law to let me get pregnant?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
He didn't take this kind of thing seriously, after all, they were immortals.
"Nope. Princess Iron Fan said.
"What?" Jiang Xiaofan was a little flustered, the gods had no choice, what were you kidding?
Jiang Xiaofan came to the Three Realms to beat the child this time, and he didn't think about so many things at all, what he wanted was to find a random immortal and let him cast a spell at will, so that he could contact this pregnant state.
But...... Now I actually say no.
Jiang Xiaofan wanted to cry, but looked down at his stomach and found that his belly was a little bigger.
"Is there anything other immortals can do?" Sister-in-law?" Jiang Xiaofan said anxiously.
"There's no way, Zimu River water, that water is very peculiar, and it can't be solved by spells. Princess Iron Fan said.
When Jiang Xiaofan heard this, his heart was cold again, he raised his head, and then looked at the sky at 45°, God, why did you torture him like this?
He's still a kid.
"Isn't there a way?" Jiang Xiaofan was about to cry.
"Yes, I remember that the daughter country seems to have a solution, and you have to go to the daughter country to see this matter. Princess Iron Fan said.
When Jiang Xiaofan heard his daughter's country, he remembered Journey to the West, and he thought of a way, in Journey to the West, Tang Seng and his apprentice were also pregnant, and later Guanyin appeared and cast a spell to relieve the pregnancy state of the master and apprentice.
This is a method, but when he goes to find Guanyin, he doesn't know it at all.
"Sister-in-law, don't lie to me, is there really a solution for my daughter's country?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
"Everything I have now is just heard, and as for whether there is one, it's up to you to see it. Princess Iron Fan said.
Jiang Xiaofan didn't move, he didn't say a word, let's go, let's go and have a look first.
At least one place.