"No, just fuck off! Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat, what else can you order? ”

Fang Jun scolded.

Liu Renliang smiled, turned around and walked out, and touched a freshly fried fish steak. Scold, scold, and be able to eat the food that the marquis thought to have cooked and cleaned up by himself, which can be regarded as a blessing.

Fang Jun said angrily: "If you don't wash your hands, you will be eaten!" ”

Liu Renliang was startled and hurriedly stuffed the fish steak into his mouth, but the fish steak had just come out of the pot, and the oil temperature was more than 200 degrees, so hot that Liu Renliang stuck out his tongue and spit it out again, almost soaking his mouth......

The cook's work was robbed by the Hou Ye, so he had to make a move, pulled out a dining table and put it on the deck, put the dishes and chopsticks, and followed Fang Jun's instructions to take out a stall of white wine in the bilge, grabbed a handful of saltpeter in the corner of the kitchen, made some ice cubes, smashed it, and put it in a basin.

Steamed crab and prawn scallops, fried golden fish steak, stewed soup with white meat and tender yellow croaker, accompanied by chilled white wine, the warm light of the sunset exudes golden, the sea, the breeze, the clear blue sky, this is especially life!

Liu Renyuan drank a glass of cold wine, slowly sighed, squinted his eyes and exclaimed: "Life is so far, what more can a husband ask for?" It's a pity that Lao Xue has no blessing to enjoy, so he has to rush to see the girls! ”

During this time, Xue Rengui integrated into the collective very quickly, he has the ability to be a person, and his popularity is not ordinarily good, and it is a world of difference from Guo Zhifeng who was driven away.

Fang Jun snorted: "You know a fart!" People are now hugging their wives and concubines, I don't know how merry and happy they are? You bare-bones envy and jealousy! ”

Lord Marquis turned on the poisonous tongue mode.

This made Liu Renyuan depressed......

Who doesn't want to cuddle up to a pink little beauty and do something they love to do every night?

But some time ago, the family brought a letter, saying that he had found a family affair in the local area, and asked him to take the time to go back and tie the knot. After all, at such an old age, it's time to pass on the ancestry.

Who knew that Fang Jun was catching up with a series of things, and there was no time at all, what way did Liu Ren want? Sensei said that if you go back and get married, even if you are a bachelor in this life, you can't leave Fang Jun behind at this time!

Liu Renyuan decisively diverted the topic: "What about the eldest young master of the Yuming family?" ”

Fang Jun stuffed a peeled prawn with a sauce made with soy sauce, vinegar and other seasonings into his mouth, and pointed to the sky with his finger.

Liu Renyuan looked up, and saw a white figure jumping lightly from the top of one mast to another like a big bird, and then up and down to observe the knots of the lifting sails......

"What is he doing here?" Liu Renyuan is a little incredible.

"This person has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and when he encounters something he doesn't understand, he has to study and understand it, otherwise he won't be able to eat or sleep." Fang Jun said casually.

Liu Renyuan was a little sympathetic: "This is a disease, it has to be cured!" ”

……

Fang Jun was speechless, what was this stalk learned by this guy?

The soldiers on the nearby warship looked at this side enviously, drooling. But there is no way, everyone is the commander of the sailor, and no matter how amiable the commander is in the army, he must pay attention to the dignity and humility of the upper and lower levels, this is the most strict place in the ranks.

Yu Minglei finally understood the mystery in the sails, washed his hands, and flew in.

This product seems to be able to maintain the sassy temperament of this jade tree at any time and in any environment, and the clean and tidy robe is mainly white, even if it flies around the mast for a long time, it is still not stained with dirt.

This is a manifestation of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

As Liu Renyuan said, this is a disease that must be cured......

Yu Minglei took a sip of wine, looked at the glass goblet in his hand, and praised: "This kind of glass is very good, it is very suitable for this kind of slow drinking, it is very interesting to have a sense of meaning, if you drink that kind of red fruit wine, it will be better, the wine is gorgeous, the glass is clear, and it has a unique style." ”

Fang Jun didn't know what to say.

When it comes to the enjoyment of life, this person is much better than himself. I just blindly pursue comfort, how to be comfortable, how to be comfortable, compared to the real nobleman Yu Minglei, just a glance, you know that this kind of goblet and red wine are a perfect match......

Of course, it may be that I have seen too much, and this era is simply satisfied with my enjoyment of high-end novelties. The productivity is too backward, even an ordinary small city in the future is more interesting than all the places in Datang. For modern people who have eaten, walked and seen in the 21st century, this little thing in the Tang Dynasty is really not enough to see, and it is basically unattractive.

Fang Jun felt that he had now sublimated on the spiritual level.

There is no hope for material enjoyment, so there is only a passive turn to a higher level of spiritual enjoyment.

It is the greatest spiritual enjoyment to change the inherent historical trajectory of this nation and this country by oneself......

"What about the two Arabs?"

Fang Jun suddenly remembered that those two guys were coming, as if he hadn't seen anyone since the fleet arrived here.

Liu Renyuan pointed to a warship next to him: "That little monkey is sick, and he hides in the cabin without thinking about food and is sad, and his servants are frightened and are coaxing." ”

Liu Renliang didn't know the reason for this: "Whose girl did you fall in love with?" ”

Liu Renyuan glanced at Yu Minglei.

Yu Ming Leiqi said: "What are you doing with me?" ”

Then he reacted and glared: "Mother! It can't be that you have a crush on Cher, right? ”

No wonder on the dock that day, I felt that the little bearded man stared at his sister's eyes a little weird, and he actually had such a dirty mind!

Yu Minglei was furious, and he got up to clean up a bastard who was worried about his sister......

Fang Jun sweated profusely, and hurriedly grabbed Yu Minglei: "People are just thinking about it, as for it?" Besides, the little Hussein is an Arab, this time back to Medina, it is impossible to come to the Tang Dynasty again in this life, this is simply life and death, the goddess in my heart will never see each other again in this life, what kind of regret is that? This shows that people are at least affectionate and righteous. ”

Is there something wrong with the genes of this Yu Ming family?

One or two are all violent maniacs, always trying to solve problems with their fists.

But who calls people hard fists, and the problems that can be solved with fists are not all problems......

Yu Minglei said angrily: "I can't think about it! A barbarian who drinks blood, and even dares to covet the girl of my Yuming family, I don't know how thick the sky is, and I will kill all these barbarians and save trouble! ”

Fang Jun's face was black......

Hurriedly dragged Yu Minglei to death, rolled his eyes and said, "Brother Tai, the barbarians are not all Ru Mao drinking blood, right?" The civilization of the Arabs is not much worse than ours, and this little Hussein's Lao Tzu is also a prince, and his identity is not bad! ”

Liu Renliang and Liu Renyuan on the side were dumbfounded.

Pingsu, a gentle and handsome son of Yuming, is still a fierce temper?

It's really unseemly......

Fang Jun said it badly, and finally dispelled Yu Minglei's idea of slaughtering all the Arabs.

It's just that he was annoyed and said angrily: "Damn Hu Ren, you actually ruined my little sister's reputation!" ”

Fang Jun's brain hurts.

People like your sister, but they ruin your sister's reputation?

The generation gap of 1,500 years is really too huge, even if Fang Jun has crossed for a long time, he still can't fully accept the current social customs and customs. It is said that the Tang Dynasty is open, but compared with the 21st century, it is simply a drop in the bucket.

If you like your sister, you have to slaughter people, even if a big factor is the Hu people you look down on, but when you travel to the 21st century, people praise your wife for being very beautiful, and even hug your wife to dance, don't you want to be a bloody slaughter?

You can't kill it......

Yu Minglei drank wine, glanced at Fang Jun, and said domineeringly: "Since you stop it, then if my sister doesn't have a good family to ask for in the future, you have to be responsible!" ”

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Liu Renliang and Liu Renyuan squirted out the wine in their mouths in unison, but fortunately they reacted quickly and did not spray directly on Fang Jun's face opposite.

But Fang Jun's face was already red.

"Why?" Fang Jun simply couldn't understand.

Still with this?

Yu Minglei said leisurely: "The incident started because of you, it was you who recruited this little monkey Hu Ren, and it was because of you that he met my sister-in-law, my sister's reputation is damaged, so naturally you will be responsible, is there a problem?" ”