Chapter 537: The Taste of the Ear

Seeing Zhao Mei'er open the painting tube, Tian Shiyi immediately forced himself to stop laughing. There is a portrait of Dong Xiaowan in it, and she is determined to get that one back, but she didn't expect Zhao Meier to take it out at such a time, it seems that she is going to "bleed heavily".

Sure enough, Zhao Mei'er just let Tian Shiyi take a look, then took back Dong Xiaowan's portrait, and said with a sneer: "Do you want it?" Trade the toad cup in your hand. ”

Seeing that Tian Shiyi took a step towards herself, Zhao Mei'er hurriedly retreated, and at the same time held the painting tube in her arms and said eagerly: "You dare, this is Bianliang, not your Zhoushan, and indecent to the princess is a crime of killing the head." ”

Tian Shiyi immediately retreated, and said in his heart, who is going to insult you, Lao Tzu has never liked women who look at the road with their nostrils. I thought so, but the portrait of the fairy Dong was holding in Zhao Mei'er's hand, but she didn't dare to say it.

Pianpian Jia Gongzi arched his hand to Zhao Mei'er, Tian Shiyi said: "One trip to the mountain, one trip to the water, the body is going to the side of Yuguan, and there are thousands of tent lights in the middle of the night." ”

Zhao Mei'er was stunned for a moment, then clapped her hands and shouted: "Good poetry, good poetry." ”

After saying two good poems, Zhao Mei remembered that this scoundrel in front of her was a poet, and she forgot to ask him for a few poems when she was in Zhoushan, and she really entered Baoshan and returned empty.

Zhao Mei'er waited quietly, but found that the old monk Tian Shiyi was in a fixed state, and he didn't even look at her. In an instant, Zhao Meier understood that this scoundrel actually wanted to exchange the portrait in his hand with Xia Que.

Scolding Tian Shiyi, the iron rooster, in her heart, Zhao Mei'er thought about how to get both the lower and the toad cup.

At this time, Fujiwara Xiang suddenly whispered: "Your Royal Highness Princess, why don't you ...... Let's exchange the incense for the next que. ”

Tian Shiyi and Zhao Mei'er shouted at the same time.

"Dreaming." Zhao Mei'er shouted.

"Don't think about it." Tian Shiyi shouted.

Xiangxiang was extremely aggrieved, pouted and lowered her head.

Zhao Mei'er's brain has always been very active, and she never gets into the horns. If one road doesn't work, then take another path, as long as you can achieve your goal.

Walking lightly to Tian Shiyi's side, Zhao Mei'er stretched out her head, got very close to Tian Shiyi, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Liang Xi is a family teacher. ”

Tian Shiyi frowned and thought for a while, and couldn't help but ask, "Who is Mr. Liang Xi?" ”

Zhao Mei'er looked at Tian Shiyi in horror, not understanding how this scoundrel could not even know the name of his teacher.

On the way here, Zhao Mei'er met Zhang Shuye, because Li Gang was Zhao Mei'er's teacher, so Zhang Shuye told Tian Shiyi the conditions for dedicating the gunpowder formula to the imperial court, hoping that Zhao Mei'er could help together and get Li Gang back to the imperial court.

If it weren't for Uncle Zhang's guidance, Zhao Mei'er would not have met Tian Shiyi so coincidentally. Her Royal Highness Princess Jiaguo is obviously coming to Tian Shiyi, so she happened to meet in the shop.

Tian Shiyi's conditions for dedicating the gunpowder formula to the Song Dynasty were very simple, no money, no goods, and no people, only required to arrange an absolutely reliable person to supervise the production of gunpowder, and at the same time must keep it strictly confidential, and did not allow the gunpowder formula to leak to other countries. If there is a leak, the person in charge will be guilty, and the person who leaks will be destroyed.

Tian Shiyi had never done such a thing, but if someone really dared to sell the gunpowder formula, Tian Shiyi felt that he would definitely be able to do this kind of thing.

For Zhao Ji, Tian Shiyi didn't want anything, and this condition couldn't be refused at all. Moreover, the strict secrecy of the gunpowder formula is also completely in line with the interests of the Great Song Dynasty, and Zhao Ji has no reason not to agree.

The most important thing is the person who supervises the production of gunpowder, Tian Shiyi felt that Li Gang was the most suitable, so he mentioned this matter to Zhang Shuye.

Zhao Meier reluctantly told Tian Shiyi that Mr. Liang Xi was Li Gang and Li Boji, that is, her teacher.

Tian Shiyi was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that Old Official Zhang's mouth was really fast, it was only a while, and he had already told Zhao Mei'er. However, in this way, Zhang Shuye, Zhao Mei'er and Tian Shiyi are people on the same front, and they have a common purpose and interests in the matter of gunpowder and Li Gang, so they naturally can't be opposed.

Li Gang's return to the dynasty is only good for Zhao Mei'er in terms of emotion and interests, and it would be too much for such a good thing to let Brother Eleven publish poems and toad cups. Therefore, Tian Shiyi immediately said that Her Royal Highness the princess should not only not ask for a toad cup, but also should not ask for that poem, but should also give the portrait to himself without repayment.

Zhao Mei'er had already seen through Tian Shiyi's character, and sneered twice: "But women and villains are difficult to raise." ”

Tian Shiyi felt that he had finally met an opponent after coming to the Great Song Dynasty. No matter how high your martial arts skills are and how strong your literary talent is, everything can't be shameless, but now that you have encountered an opponent who is as shameless as Brother Eleven, Tian Shiyi immediately experienced the grievances of his opponents.

Zhao Mei'er won the victory, and it was a big victory, she took the toad cup from Sun Youai's hand on the spot, turned around triumphantly and walked back to the position just now, happily rubbing the toad cup in her hand, her mood and expression were happy.

finally bullied Tian scoundrel once, and all the grievances in his heart turned into joy, and this joy was happier than getting a toad cup.

The toad cup is just a defective product, far inferior to the toilet cup. Having seen the luxury of the Shuangyu Island Alliance Lord's Mansion, Fujiwara Xiang was completely immune to this toad cup, but what she was curious about at this time was another thing.

Approaching the princess, Fujiwara Xiang asked in a low voice, "Are Tian Gongzi's ears sweet or sour?" ”

Zhao Mei'er, who was playing with the toad cup, shook her hand and almost dropped the toad cup to the ground. Is there really nothing else on the mind of this little widow? In an instant, Zhao Mei'er really wanted to return this widow to Tian Shiyi, it was so annoying.

After thinking about it again, Zhao Mei'er immediately dispelled this idea again. There is no man who doesn't eat fishy, this widow always thinks about that in her head, hand it back to Tian Shiyi, sooner or later it will become that kind of relationship, Princess Jiaguo can't bear it, and Mei'er can't bear it.

glared at Fujiwara Xiang fiercely, and Zhao Mei'er asked her to send the painting tube made of bamboo to Tian Shiyi. I have all the toad cups, and I believe that Tian Shiyi will not play a scoundrel in Banque poems.

Finally got back Dong Xiaowan's portrait, Tian Shiyi breathed a sigh of relief. The toad cup is home-made, so I won't feel distressed at all, and what I lost today is just an opportunity to sell the toad cup. The glass is definitely the best-selling product in Da Song right now, and there is no need to worry about not being able to sell it. In this case, what is there to feel sorry for? As for that poem, I copied it.

"The wind is changing, the snow is changing, the dream of the broken hometown cannot be realized, and there is no sound in the old garden." Tian Shiyi chanted out the next poem.