At this time, the illiterate crowd near the bulletin board instantly became anxious: "Old man, can you do it, half of what you say is like a fart, don't you panic?" ”

Other literate people were also anxious: "This is news? I guess my head is gone! ”

The white-bearded old man asked everyone in horror: "Who is in charge of this newspaper?"

The audience said in unison: "Who else, Cao Shuo Gongzi!" ”

"Oh......"

The white-bearded old man said meaningfully, "Then it's not strange. ”

And the literate people instantly burst out laughing:

"I'm going, I'm really laughing, this can be in the newspaper!"

"I don't know Cao Cao...... What kind of expression did the lord see! ”

"How dare you write it!"

……

Cao Cao's mansion, the hall is holding a regular meeting.

In the past, Cao Cao would listen to his advisers and generals report the news, but since Cao Shuo released the magazine, Cao Cao's first thing every day was to look through the magazine.

"Hey, I really want to see how that monkey is doing!"

Cao Cao directly turned to the last page, looked at it for a while and laughed: "Haha, Zhu Bajie is too funny!" ”

And some people in the audience couldn't help laughing.

Journey to the West is also their favorite, after all, most of the people who come here are cultural people.

They are very clear about current affairs and other things, but they don't care much about it.

In addition, there are life tips, which most people also know.

The main purpose of reading magazines is to see if their work is in magazines.

"The lord's poem is good!" At this moment, the sycophant Mao Jue pretended to suddenly realize.

"What?"

Hearing this, Cao Cao's eyes suddenly emitted golden light.

You know, he personally submitted a poem to Cao Shuo last night that he had just written.

"Got in the magazine so soon?" Cao Cao was very excited, but after reading the first sentence, he felt that something was wrong.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground! Lord, this poem is really good! ”

Mao Jue exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"This ......"

Cao Cao is actually very embarrassed now.

What is it? I didn't write it myself!

This Cao Shuo was on a whim yesterday and decided to fulfill a wave of Cao Cao's wishes, so he ...... I copied a random poem and posted it in a magazine.

But in fact, it has nothing to do with Cao Cao!

"No, this poem......" Cao Cao's face became like an old bitter gourd, but at this time Mao Jue spoke again: "Raise your head to look at the bright moon, bow your head and think of your hometown." This poem is really godly, the sense of substitution and the picture are extremely strong, it is simply not something we can write! ”

"The lord is wise!"

At this time, the civil officials and military generals in the audience all shouted to Cao Cao, and the hall was lively for a while.

"This kid ......"

Cao Cao looked at this scene and felt extremely proud in his heart.

Now Cao Cao also fully understands that this Cao Shuo is looking for a card for himself!

After all...... In the world of poetry, who can compare to Cao Shuo?

With the writing skills of a poem at that step, it is estimated that you may not be able to find one in the next hundred years!

"Everyone, let's have some good ...... at noon today"

Cao Cao laughed, but at this moment, the person who found himself seemed to be not quite right.

That expression, with a little embarrassment, and a hint of grievance, and......

No, these people are smiling!

"What's going on?"

Cao Cao chuckled in his heart, and immediately understood, there must be something wrong with the magazine!

Subsequently, he began to read the magazine quickly.

"It's nothing......"

Cao Cao thought suspiciously in his heart.

But in the next second, Cao Cao saw the lace news, and his pupils suddenly dilated:

"According to my personal observation, yesterday when Cao Cao was entangled with Mrs. Zou, he accidentally called the wrong name, and was driven out of the door by Mrs. Zou at two o'clock in the middle of the night, and fell down......

"Poof!"

Seeing this, Cao Cao couldn't hold back, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out directly.

How do you know this? How closely did you observe it?

Thinking of this, Cao Cao's left leg was slightly painful again.

"Rebel, rebel!"

Cao Cao was so angry that he trembled like chaff, and once again in front of his ministers, he put his face on the ground and ravaged it.

"Poof!"

The ministers couldn't help it anymore and laughed directly.

"Calling the wrong name when lingering...... It's really you! Mao Jue laughed the loudest.

"Laugh again!" Cao Cao was so angry that he stomped his feet and ran out with a red face.

This lord is really too unplayed!

"Ding! Cao Cao scolded the host as a rebel! ”

Cao Shuo was lying on the bed, and suddenly heard the voice of the system, and bounced up excitedly: "Cao Cao is really powerful, this hole on the Journey to the West is now for you to fill!" ”

Looking at these points, Cao Shuo was really happy.

In fact...... Cao Shuo deliberately added this news, in order to let Cao Cao break the defense and then get points for himself.

Also, Cao Shuo didn't want to read Cao Cao's poetry collection anymore, so he used this method to warn him not to send it again in the future!

In addition, Cao Shuo also wants to create a down-to-earth image of Cao Cao, but this time it is a bit excessive.

This magazine was distributed throughout China, and now Cao Cao also has a certain popular base in other places.

I believe that ordinary people who read this news will know very well in their hearts that this Cao Cao is just an ordinary person, and there is not much difference between him and himself.

Believe it or not, what an outrageous mistake it was!

"Haha, it is estimated that in a few more issues of the magazine, there will be more and more people in Xuchang!"

Cao Shuo thought silently in his heart.

In modern society, why are the most popular variety shows often the reality shows of those stars?

Because ordinary people can take this opportunity to see the most real and closest stars.

It is also through this platform that ordinary people can also see that those stars who are glamorous in front of the spotlight are actually as ordinary as themselves.

This invisibly shortens the distance for them.

What Cao Shuo wants to do now is to have an ancient reality show.

No cameras, no relationships, magazines!

Let ordinary people clearly know through the text that Cao Cao, the overlord of one side, will also make a fool of himself and make mistakes!

There is no doubt that today's issue of the magazine has set the streets on fire.

Everyone is curious, whose name did Cao Cao call that day?

But it's hard for them to guess, because Cao Cao has too many concubines!