Chapter 052: Are you going to tease my brother?

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When he was rushing to be a supernumerary bodyguard, Wen Ping always liked to stand guard for Liu Hanshao outside the principal's office. Once, Wei Guangzheng thought he was an eyesore, so he drew a circle from a distance and asked him to stand in the circle. Later, because he was busy with Liu Hanshao's explanation, he forgot about him. Then, until he went to bed at night, the babies in the same room came to report to Liu Hanshao, saying that Wenpin was lost.

I didn't eat lunch or dinner, and I stood for several hours, and when everyone found Wen Ping, he was still straight like a piece of wood. Wei Guangzheng said coldly, "Disband", but Wen Ping would not be paralyzed on the ground, because his legs would not bend, and the whole person lay down on his back on the ground. That day, it was Wei Guangzheng who carried Wen Ping back to the house, and later "beat and scolded" him even more.

"Alas...... Don't mind, my battalion commander of Wenda. Or you go down the mountain, I'll take care of the house. ”

Wang Naohao was still trying to bewitch Wen Ping, but he heard Wen Ping say coldly: "Wang Nao, dare to disturb our army's heart again, beware of ruthless military law!" ”

It's not interesting to make a big fuss, but fortunately he is thick-skinned, Wang Naojiao just lay on the ground in a daze for three seconds, and when he got up, he had already changed to a hippie smile.

"Third brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, didn't I say anything. But you, the dignified battalion commander, beat the soldiers for no reason, it's very bad. ”

"Then if there is a reason, you can fight, right?"

A joking voice suddenly came from outside the door, Wang Naohao already knew that his fooling plan had completely failed, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and then turned around, a standard salute.

"Hello Headmaster!"

Then he nodded and leaned up, supporting Liu Hanshao, who was a head lower than himself, full of doglegs.

Wen Ping's elongated face immediately wrinkled, greeted him with a smile, and asked, "Big brother, why are you here?" ”

"Brother, let's take a look, have you turned Beibi Mountain into Huaguo Mountain?"

Wang Hao asked shamelessly: "Big brother, what kind of place is Huaguo Mountain, is it better than our Beibi Mountain?" ”

It's still low, and if you sit on a chair, it's not convenient to hang a ring-headed knife. Liu Hanshao untied the knife and gave Wang a little trouble.

"Huaguo Mountain is a ...... As soon as my brother lets go, you are anxious to fly over. How are we in Beibi Mountain? Brother, I can't stay any longer. ”

Wen Ping hurriedly played a round and said: "Big brother, don't listen to the noisy shouting, he just dares to talk nonsense with me, and the nagging annoyance annoys me to clean him up." But...... What the troublemakers are saying is also reasonable. Second brother, there are only a few of them, aren't we ......?"

Who said that Wenpin donkey is coming?

Even if he was really trained into a donkey by Wei Guangzheng, with Liu Hanshao's instigation, it would never be possible to become a dead donkey. When the king was making trouble and nasty about him before, he still looked righteous and unmoved, but now he turned his face and went to grind Liu Hanshao.

Liu Hanshao was speechless, and Wang Naohao suddenly asked with a serious expression: "Principal, where is Huaguo Mountain?" When geography class and combat class talked about mapping, it didn't seem to be talked about. Is it a mountain in Songshan? Where is the location? Is there a war there? ”

Well, Wang Nao, you are really invincible!

"Trouble, brother asked you to study the scriptures with Old Man Cai, have you all learned?"

"Big brother, I'm not in love with Old Man Cai......"

This half sentence is really "bizarre", the key is that Liu Hanshao shouted "Old Man Cai" to carry people on his back, and it was naturally not good for Wang to poke it in front of him, so he hurriedly changed his words and said: "I don't fall in love with Vice President Cai's class." Either I'm dozing off, or he's anxious. ”

Nonsense, you make trouble when you don't doze off, it's strange that Old Man Cai is not in a hurry.

Liu Hanshao quipped: "Nao'er, if you don't study the scriptures well, in the future, when you go down the mountain, when you go outside, no one will treat you as a talent." Moreover, as far as you say so, others still think that you are from the countryside. ”

As soon as he heard about "going down the mountain", Wang Chaohao's eyes immediately sparkled. Wen Ping on the side suddenly clenched his fists, bowed deeply, and performed a standard Han Dynasty salute.

"Brother, I hired my mother to join my relatives when I was young, and I passed through many places, but Yayan will get one or two."

When it's time for this group of little wolf cubs to have fun, I'm afraid they won't be able to shut it up.

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Sohu reported that the person Han Shao was looking for had been found.

A simple sentence made Liu Hanshao ecstatic, put down everything at hand, and rushed over as soon as possible.

Delicious and inexpensive building, third floor.

In the private room, Shi Ah occupied half of a large round table, drinking alone, seemingly a little sullen, and on the other side of the round table, a man and a woman were sitting, bowing their heads and desperately picking up food. Although they eat at the same table, they seem to be distinct and out of place. After Liu Hanshao came, Shi A hurriedly got up and saluted, and when the man and woman saw this, they also stood up in a hurry, but they didn't know what to do, and after a while, they quickly knelt down again.

"Han Shao ......"

Shi Ah wanted to speak and stopped, looking like he couldn't speak.

Liu Hanshao didn't bother to greet him, hurriedly pulled up the man, and said politely: "Get up, get up, please get up." ”

Looking up and down, I saw that this man was about twenty years old, burly, with a steel beard, but a good face was pitted like the surface of the moon, and he was actually a pockmark.

"You're Pu Yuan?"

The man hurriedly replied: "Hui Shaojun, the villain ......"

"This is His Royal Highness Shi Hou!"

Shi Ah stiffly interrupted the man's words, and seemed to be about to be furious.

Liu Hanshao glared at Shi A, and then said with a smile on his face: "Don't be afraid, don't be restrained, sit down and talk, sit down and talk." ”

What kind of monkey is a dead monkey? The man didn't dare to ask, anyway, he must not be an ordinary person.

nodded gratefully, but didn't dare to really sit down, the man hurriedly replied: "Back to His Highness, villain Pu Chang, Pu Yuan is ...... It's a child. ”

Following Pu Chang's hand, Liu Hanshao noticed that the woman next to him was still holding a baby in her arms, probably ...... Can you be a year old? Seeing Liu Hanshao looking at herself, the baby actually grinned, and then made a snot bubble from the boss.

Liu Hanshao finally knew why Shi A was in a bad mood.

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The rescue of Cai Yong was to investigate Shi A's ability to do things, because at that time, Liu Hanshao only knew that Cai Yong was exiled and that the road back to the south was unstable, and he didn't know anything else, and he never thought that Shi A's affairs were extremely smooth and beautiful. After the establishment of Sohu, the first difference was to find cotton seeds, which can be said to be time-consuming and laborious, and the loss was quite large.

Strictly speaking, looking for Pu Yuan is the second worst in Sohu.

In his previous life, he was also a handicraft expert, and he liked to tinker with some machinery, making things like that. When Liu Hanshao first came to their Han Dynasty, he always felt that as long as the scientific and technological strength went up, any generals and strategists would only be crushed in the face of absolute strength. Therefore, when Ma Jun was discovered, Liu Hanshao immediately thought of Pu Yuan.

As a blacksmith, it was definitely not an easy task to be able to go down in history. Pu Yuan is known as the "magic knife" because he made 3,000 knives for Zhuge Liang in the Slope Valley, which can split the bamboo tube filled with iron beads. Brackets, see? Another "god", God is so casual!

The most widely circulated is the story of "Pu Yuan Zhishui". When making knives, Pu Yuan said, "Han water is blunt and weak, not quenched, Shujiang is refreshing, it is said to be the essence of Dajin, and the talent is wild." So he asked people to go to the Shujiang River to get eight liters of water. After the person who took the water came back, Pu Yuan tried it and felt that something was wrong, so he asked the person who took the water, is this the water of the Shujiang River? The water fetcher swore yes. Pu Yuan used a knife to pull the water, and said: "You are eight liters of miscellaneous water, and it is true that there is Shu River water in it, but it is also mixed with other water." The water collector couldn't deny it, so he had to admit that when he passed by the Fujiang River, the water was sprinkled, so he mixed some Fujiang water.

Another saying is that it was not Zhuge Liang who created the wooden ox and flowing horse, but Pu Yuan. So, who made the "Eight Swords of the Lord of Shu" that Liu Beibei played later? You can't be prepared to pick up a sledgehammer and smash it out. Legends are legends, and there is no way to study them, but Pu Yuan is the first blacksmith in the Three Kingdoms and has mastered quite superb quenching techniques, there is no doubt about it.

But in front of his eyes, looking at Pu Yuan, who was being held in his mother's arms and playing with snot bubbles, Liu Hanshao really wanted to cry without tears.

It is really harder to find someone who is "not famous at the time" in troubled times than to find a needle in a haystack. Several waves of Sohu members have been dispatched, and those who can send back the news of the dead and injured are lucky, and many of them have lost contact, and I don't know if there was an accident or if they quit doing it themselves. It took a few years and so many manpower and financial resources to find such a "gadget", think about it, can you find it a few years ago? They haven't produced it yet! Even such a baby who has just turned old has been turned out, which can also be seen that the members of Sohu really took Han Shao's affairs seriously.

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Liu Hanshao hugged Pu Yuan, held it in front of him, and said "affectionately": "Is your baby here to tease my brother?" ”

Pu Yuan was happy again, but this time he didn't have a snot bubble, but released a stream of water arrows that shot directly at Liu Hanshao's chest, and even Wei Guangzheng, who was following nearby, didn't have time to rescue.

Everyone was shocked, Shi A and Wei Guang wanted to draw their swords at the right time, Pu Yuan and his wife were so frightened that they even forgot to kneel, but fortunately, Liu Hanshao said in time, "Don't move." ”

Liu Han has little experience in this work, in his previous life and later life, when he hugged his stinky son, he peed on his body. The baby really can't move when peeing, otherwise the baby may be scared to hold the urine back, which is not good for the body. Not to mention peeing, even if it stinks, you have to wait for the baby to finish it happily, and then slowly clean it up.

Pu Yuan was finally happy, with a confused smile on his face, as if he was asking Liu Hanshao: "Is this water strong?" ”

Liu Hanshao said helplessly: "Okay, your baby won." ”

returned Pu Yuan to his mother, and then Liu Hanshao took off his coat, at this time Pu Chang and his wife just reacted, knelt down and couldn't stop kowtowing and begging for mercy, and Liu Hanshao had to comfort them in turn.

Where have the Pu Chang couple seen this formation?

said that they were looking for them to work, but along the way, the people who took them didn't say anything, and it was true that they were eating and drinking, and their hearts were always unsteady. Especially after seeing this Han Shao, even the Shangguan who made them tremble was respectful, but his son urinated on others, which is not an exaggeration to kill the whole family. Unexpectedly, Han Shao actually ordered someone to reorganize the banquet, so he wore a middle coat and sat down to drink with him, without paying any attention to what had just happened.

It was only at this time that Pu Chang believed that he had met a good person.