Chapter 789: Back House Storm
A good night's sleep, back pain.
"Small masturbation, big masturbation, strong masturbation, the principle is the same......" When Zhu Ping'an got up on the second day, he felt the faint soreness in his waist and back, as well as the dark eyes in the mirror, and whispered to himself to control while rubbing his waist.
Li Shu was sitting in front of the dresser at this time to comb in the mirror, the slender jade hand dipped the lipstick from the carved ivory tube, the pretty face was red and fluttering, the whole person was like a peach moistened by the spring rain, the delicate face has not yet been applied, it is already ruddy and tender, as if it is about to drip out of the water.
"What are you muttering, what kind of small oar, do you want to go boating today?"
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's whispered muttering, Li Shu stopped the movements in his hand, blinked his big watery eyes curiously, the cherry mouth was ruddy like a petal, and the delicate voice was a hundred times better than the most beautiful singing voice in the world.
Small and large oars?
Rowing?
You're really talented.
This is not the other......
Looking at Li Shu's cute and cute ignorant appearance, Zhu Ping'an suddenly felt that he wanted to "row" again...... Hurriedly recited the word trick again, and finally suppressed this evil thought.
"Why do you look at me like that...... If you want to go boating, you can wait for the afternoon to go boating in Shichahai. Uncle is coming in the morning, so I have to take a look. Li Shu pouted and said coquettishly.
"Ahem, let's talk about it, let's talk about it."
Zhu Ping'an coughed, snorted a haha, cheered up and put on his clothes.
Brush your teeth and wash up.
Although Zhu Ping'an misses modern toothbrushes and toothpaste, he has become accustomed to brushing his teeth and rinsing his mouth with a pig hair toothbrush and green salt poria paste.
The breakfast is still from Li Shu's hand, delicious and hearty and loving, and with a stack of pickled cucumbers, it makes Zhu Ping'an grow three catties in one meal.
Now this pickled cucumber has swept the Linhuai Hou Mansion, of course, it is mainly the credit of the old lady of the Linhuai Hou Mansion, the old lady of the Linhuai Hou Mansion has to eat every meal, and she can use half a bowl more than in the past, which makes the old lady's personal big girl Zijuan every time she sees Zhu Ping'an, she has to thank her.
Just as "the king of Chu has a thin waist, and he starves to death in the palace", the old lady loves to eat, and soon there will be such a home-cooked side dish in each room of the Marquis of Linhuai's mansion. It is said that the old lady of the Wei Mansion next door was influenced by the old lady of Linhuai Hou, and also fell in love with this dish of pickled cucumber side dishes, which is best used to accompany porridge.
After breakfast, Zhu Ping'an went to the study to practice calligraphy as usual, and Li Shu commanded the girl to clean up in the living room.
There was some noise in the courtyard, but it soon calmed down again, and after a while, the little girl with the bun walked in with an inkstone in her hand.
"What's wrong?" Li Shu glanced at the little girl with the bun and asked.
"It's not Xi'er and Yan'er's two little vixens, last time the old lady wanted to point them out to the young lady as a dowry, after being rejected by the young lady, who would have thought that the two of them would not give up, I don't know where I heard that my aunt was reading in the courtyard yesterday, and I wanted to see my uncle by sending pen and ink to my uncle. Thanks to my uncle's absence in the courtyard, otherwise I would have been killed by the two shameless foxes. Miss, don't you see how ashamed they are, they are dressed thinly, transparently and low, and their chests are about to be exposed...... "The little girl with the bun is bulging, and her little mouth is almost able to tie an oil bottle, and she leaned close to Li Shu's ear and whispered.
Li Shu's eyes were not shocked when she heard this, she stretched out her slender jade hand and pinched the inkstone from the hand of the little girl with the bun through the handkerchief, carried it to the height of her forehead, aimed at the marble on the ground, and then let go of her little hand......
"Smack"
With a bang, the inkstone fell on the marble and broke in half.
"Qin'er, you take Mother Li, Mother Wang, and Mrs. Liu and Mrs. Zhang, take these two halves of the inkstone, go and ask Xi'er and Yan'er, and ask them what their intentions are in sending this broken inkstone in half, if they admit it, you will go and ask your grandmother to administer justice; If they don't admit it, let Mother Li slap their mouths until they admit it, and then go to see their grandmother and ask her grandmother to administer justice......"
Li Shu's eyes full of aura glanced at Qin'er on the side, wiped her hands with a handkerchief, her cherry lips opened slightly, her voice was soft, and her words were like beads.
"Miss, don't worry." Qin'er on the side picked up the inkstone on the ground and walked out.
"Huh? ....... Oh oh...... "The little girl of the bun was stunned for a moment, and before she could react, the inkstone sent by Xi'er and Yan'er was good, but it was broken in half by the young lady...... It took a second to react, and then he nodded his little head vigorously.
It was the two little vixens who made the first move, and they wanted to seduce their uncle, so they should be taught a lesson, what is the crime of breaking the master's inkstone? It seems that they are going to be punished as sweeping and washing girls, hum, they deserve it, who let them want to seduce their uncle.
Listen to the rain outside.
"Phew, look at the group of little prodigal hooves who listen to Yuxuan, they don't have the ability to fly on their own, they can't fly on the branches, and they don't want us anymore."
"That's it, they are like thieves one by one."
Xi'er and Yan'er looked very bad, and spat in the direction of Tingyuxuan as they walked.
"But Xi'er, I heard that the fifth aunt is very serious, not as lustful as Young Master Zhou. If it was Young Master Zhou's kind of cat who hadn't seen a fishy child for several days, I could hook my little finger and take the bait, but the fifth aunt was too serious......" Yan'er whispered in Xi'er's ear.
"Giggles, serious, serious people will take off their nakedness in public?" Xi'er giggled, and a pair of jade rabbits trembled on her chest, which was fascinating.
"Huh? Do you mean the fifth aunt? Yan'er was surprised.
"Isn't it who the fifth aunt is, haven't you heard, said that the day before yesterday, when the fifth aunt was on an errand, in front of the old people, he was naked, and he was not ashamed at first glance. And my silly sister, you haven't seen it, but I heard about the fifth aunt's thing......" Xi'er blushed and approached Yan'er's ear, and gestured with her hand while whispering.
"What? It's really fake, how can it be so ......" Yan'er's eyes widened at the boss, as if there was a deer jumping in her heart.
"Of course it's true, if you can climb into the bed of the fifth aunt, you will have endless blessings in the future, eat fragrant and drink spicy, gurgling, and ...... The fifth aunt is already a sixth grade at a young age, and I heard that this time I did another big errand, and I showed my face in front of the emperor, and the future is limitless. Xi'er looked forward to it.
Yan'er was also longing, "However, I also heard that the red note next to Miss Six used to ......"
"How can we have the means to ...... that chick on the red note" Xi'er pursed her lips after hearing this, and then became resentful, "Hmph, it's all to blame on Miss Five, obviously the old lady pointed us out to her as a dowry, but she pushed us, otherwise why use such trouble......
"That's it, wait a minute, hum ......," Yan'er echoed.
"We have to be good sisters in the future, and Miss Fifth is not a good match." Xi'er looked at Yan'er and said.
"Of course." Yan'er nodded vigorously, and the two looked at each other and smiled.