Chapter 999: No cloth on his head, no robe on his body
"Yo, Lao Liu, are you cured of your summer illness? You can't do it with this body, it's not okay to have heat stroke at both ends in three days, you only come to the court meeting on seven days in January, is this still a courtier? ”
In front of the palace gate, Liu Dashao turned over and dismounted, and Commander Jia checked Liu Dashao's robe while saying ridiculous words!
Liu Mingzhi rubbed his nose and laughed twice: "No way, the body is easy to become weak if there are many women, how can it be like you who are single dogs for 10,000 years, you are fierce all day long, and it is strange to have heat stroke!" ”
"You're only fucking a single dog for 10,000 years, Lao Tzu has only been single for six years, okay, if you dare to be nonsense, Lao Tzu will be guilty of the following, Guogong hasn't beaten yet, or let the brother open meat with you today!"
I've been messing around with Liu Da Shao for a long time, and Commander Jia also understands the meaning of a single dog, every time I go to Tianxiang Building, Commander Jia stares at Mother Han and is reluctant to take her eyes off, Liu Da Shao will always use this sentence to tease Commander Jia!
Liu Mingzhi sighed calmly: "Lao Jia, my sister-in-law and wife have been gone for six years, it is not a matter that you are always alone, you should continue the string, do you want to go to the young master to talk about it on your behalf, get a good marriage, it is better to be a side house if you can't be the main house, there is a woman by your side who knows cold and hot is better than anything else!" ”
Commander Jia also put away his playful expression and became serious, and patted Liu Mingzhi's shoulder heavily!
"Besides, it's not too late to continue when the two boys below grow up, you also understand the thoughts of being a father, just get by for the sake of the child!"
"Okay, Young Master Ben understands you, go in first! By the way, did those foreign devils go in?"
"Huh?"
Commander Jia looked at Liu Dashao blankly, obviously not understanding what the meaning of the three words of foreign devil in his mouth was!
"Did those envoys of the Fanbang barbarians enter the palace?"
"Hey, the envoy of the state of Fanbang is the envoy of the state of Fan, what do you think the commander of the foreign devil is called? No, how can you civil and military courtiers not be able to enter the Qinzheng Palace one step ahead of you, and they are all taken to Yi'anmen by the chief steward to wait, when will Your Majesty pass them on to enter the palace! ”
"That's good, if you don't go, Young Master Ben won't be in a hurry, I'm afraid that it will be a little rude if I slack off!"
"Yellow hair, blue eyes, and white are like dead corpses, and they are also called people, and this commander didn't expect that there are people in the world who really look like this"
Commander Jia scratched his chin with a tangled face and muttered for a while: "There is still such an outstanding person!" ”
"Outstanding? What is this adjective? ”
Commander Jia shrugged helplessly: "This commander really can't find a better word to describe it, give them a word that is also worthy of them, a bunch of barbarians, don't say snub them, this commander see"
Commander Jia patted Liu Dashao's shoulder heavily: "As the Heavenly Empire, what if you snub them, do you give them face?" If you are not convinced, you will either get out of the way, or you will break your wrists with the 100,000 forbidden troops under the command of Bentong, and you can say anything if you win, and if you can't win, you will wait obediently! ”
"It's not good, it's a friend, but it's a messenger!"
"Hey, whether it's a friendly country or not, it also depends on our mood, whether we're willing to admit their identity or not, you haven't been to the court for so long, I don't know, anyway, the commander has heard about it, the ban of Honglu Temple has been issued to all the state capitals of Dalong, these envoys who worship Dalong eat and drink in the state capitals of Dalong, we as the host are naturally welcome, if you dare to make trouble and mess with the bloodline of my Han family, first castrate the root of its bane and then beat it out with a stick, and the state capitals around the country specially set aside two prisons for them to wait!"
Liu Dashao raised his eyebrows and looked at Commander Jia in surprise!
"Is this old guy so rigid?"
"That is, don't look at Wang Siqing's sleek personality, he is absolutely unambiguous in the face of right and wrong! It has only been three days since Mr. An's recital arrived in the capital, and Honglu Temple began to plan for it, and it has been issued for more than ten days! ”
"Yes, you don't treat people as human beings at all, it's not good, it's not good! We are the country of etiquette! ”
Liu Dashao said subtle words, but the corners of his mouth grinned to the root of his ears, obviously satisfied with Commander Jia's words in his heart, but he still said words of admonition!
How can we say that we are also the talents of the 21st century who have received 'higher' education, how can we not understand any etiquette!
"Get out, pretend to be a xx archway with Lao Tzu, your mouth is about to laugh crookedly, hurry up and go in!"
"Gotcha! Smelly in the evening"
Liu Dashao's words came to an abrupt end in the middle of his words, and the little housekeeper's mother-in-law and the cute appearance of pouting and 'admonishing' themselves appeared in front of him and sighed!
Someone is still happy to control himself, how can he get a cheap word!
"Have time to come to my house for drinks in the evening!"
"Okay!"
After receiving the answer from Commander Jia, Liu Mingzhi tidied up his robes and walked towards the palace, went straight to the noon gate, passed the Lin'an Gate, and rushed towards the Jinluan Palace!
"Dingguo Gong, the summer illness is cured!"
"Okay, okay, you're in good shape!"
"With Lao Dingguo's concern, the small life is still passable!"
"Yo, Lao Chang, it's time for you to return to your hometown, and you still experience the hard work of the court, you can't do it, you should retreat when you're old!"
"The lower officials still want to burn for Your Majesty and the court for another two years, the Ministry of Officials has no successors in the past few years, and the Hanlin Academy has withered in the past two years, so I am counting on the two tigers under your knee to lay the foundation for the dragon! Dr. Guozijian praised the two brothers! ”
"Amount"
Liu Da Shao looked at the old man's narrow eyes and laughed twice, if the two boys in his family can make a good name in the country, it will not be his own species!
Thinking of the fact that eight days ago, under the pampering of the little cutie, the brothers took the four cute sisters in disguise to hang out in Tianxianglou, and Liu Dashao itched his teeth!
The little cutie said that the reason why the two brothers didn't love her at all was because the brothers were hung up by Liu Da Shao and smoked for a beating, and they kept avoiding the little sister of the little cutie!
"Inherit your auspicious words, inherit your auspicious words! This official will supervise the two brothers! ”
Liu Da Shao happily responded with two sentences, and immediately walked quickly with a tiger face, resolutely no longer answering with the old man!
There is no such thing as an old thing, they all say that scolding people does not expose their shortcomings, and hitting people does not slap their faces, and there is no such sentence that stabs the heart!
Half a pillar of incense, kung fu, civil and military officials, gathered in the Jinluan Palace, waiting for the emperor to arrive!
"Your Majesty has arrived, and the hundred officials salute!"
"Your Majesty!"
"All the ministers are exempt, take a seat!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zheng sat on the dragon chair and looked at Liu Dashao's position and nodded with satisfaction, this bastard thing has finally gone to court this time, and no one has been suffering from heat stroke for a month!
It's just that the last time you had a heat stroke, the last time you looked like a dragon and a tiger, was it!
You told me that it was heat stroke, and I didn't know that I thought you had taken an aphrodisiac!
"My big dragon fleet has been trading in the Western Ocean for two years, and the whole team has returned, which proves that the strategy of going to the West is a national policy, which can open the foundation for my Great Dragon Dynasty and my Han family for all generations, although the Han Dynasty has gone away, but my Han blood has a long history!"
"The Great Dragon Dynasty is also the Han Dynasty, the change of dynasties is the way of heaven, but the blood of the Han family is imprinted on the bones of you and me, immortal, God bless my big dragon, God bless my big dragon!"
"Long live Your Majesty, long live the Great Dragon, long live the Great Dragon!"
"It is rumored that the envoys of Western countries enter the palace to worship!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to spread the envoys of Western countries to enter the palace to worship!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to spread the envoys of Western countries to enter the palace to worship!"
The chimes rang inside and outside the hall, and Li Zheng, including the civil and military officials, all turned around and looked outside the hall, wanting to see what this Westerner looked like!
With a stick of incense, An Gou'er led more than a dozen generals and more than a hundred envoys from Western countries to slowly walk towards the Jinluan Palace!
An Gou'er walks calmly, majestic, and shows the demeanor of a general!
Liu Dashao poked his head out of the hall and looked out, wanting to see if there was any difference between the foreigners in this world!
Looking at the dazzling and strange-looking clothes, Liu Dashao glanced at more than a hundred foreigners and shook their heads in disappointment.
"There is no cloth on the head, it should not be as rich as me, and there is no robe on the body, so I may not be proud!"
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It's the New Year, it's all a thing, I hope you understand!