Chapter 089 of the Northern Throne Volume Poor Red Rabbit rode first
Chapter 089: Poor Red Rabbit Rides First
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Dong Zhuo was completely angry, thinking that his father-in-law had led the army for decades and fought for most of his life, although he had occasional defeats, he had never been so sloppy as he was today. Let's just say that last time I fought against Zhang Jiao in Guangzong, although I was also beaten, there were dozens of chasing soldiers that time! How can it be like today, he actually let Lu Bu run with tens of thousands of people alone. After a while, Dong Zhuo blamed He Jin's subordinates for being too wasteful, useless in fighting, and getting in the way of escaping; After a while, Dong Zhuo blamed Ding Yuan for being too treacherous, and seeing that he didn't have many soldiers himself, he actually resorted to the method of fighting generals. Brackets, Dong Zhuo seems to have forgotten, obviously he himself first coaxed to send someone to capture Ding Yuan, and he didn't care about the brackets, anyway, Lai Ding Yuan was treacherous. In the end, Dong Zhuo blamed Hua Xiong, insisting that Hua Xiong had provoked Lu Bu, broke up his own military formation, and shouted to cut off Hua Xiong's head.
Hua Xiong was shocked by Lu Bu's painting halberd, it is estimated that his head is a little loose, the person is not fully awake yet, and the left and right attendants have already come to escort him out, and he doesn't know whether to defend or beg for mercy.
Who is Hua Xiong? That's a man who can smash a pit with Xiliang's fart, the first fierce general in Dong Zhuo's army! When people went to fight, they fought with Lu Bu for dozens of rounds, if Dong Zhuo really cut him down in anger, who would stop Lu Bu next time? It's just that after Dong Zhuo waited for his anger to subside, he thought that no one stopped him when he cut Huaxiong, he wouldn't blame himself, but he would definitely find trouble with others.
So, a large group of people stepped forward to persuade Dong Zhuo, and by the way, they asked Hua Xiong for a favor. One of them said: "Don't be annoyed, father-in-law has a plan to get rid of Ding Yuan to relieve the hatred in his father-in-law's heart." ”
Dong Zhuo was overjoyed when he heard this, and turned his head to see that the person who spoke turned out to be Li Su. It is said that this Li Su is the queen of the flying general Li Guang, but unfortunately the martial arts are by no means as good as the flying general, but he has a lot of bad water and a lot of bad ideas.
"What's the plan, tell me quickly."
Li Su said: "The lowly and Lu Bu are fellow villagers, knowing that they are brave and unstrategic, forgetting their righteousness when they see profit, and they are willing to use their tongue to say that Lu Bu will vote for his father-in-law, okay?" ”
"Oh, are you so good at oral work? How are you going to persuade Lu Bu to surrender, let's hear it? ”
Li Su had a black line in his head, and said: "I heard that my father-in-law has a good horse, who travels thousands of miles a day, and his name is Red Rabbit." He needs to take this horse as a gift, and use more gold, silver and jewelry to dazzle his eyes, and when the time comes, he will be able to move Lu Bu, and he will be able to go out of Ding Yuan and vote for his father-in-law. ”
Dong Zhuo thought about it for a while, and then asked Li Ru: "Is this trick good?" ”
Li Ru said: "It's okay to give it a try, my father-in-law wants to break the world, why bother with a horse." ”
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It's night.
Li Su led the red rabbit, carried the goods, and rushed to the west of Luoyang City, Lu Bu's camp. After driving Dong Zhuo away, Ding Yuan set up the camp here. The soldiers standing guard caught Li Su and asked him what he was doing, and Li Su said in a big way: "Go and tell you General Lu, just say that the old man is visiting." ”
Seeing each other in the second time, Li Su asked with a smile: "Brother Xian, has you always been good?" ”
Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "I haven't seen each other for a long time, where did my brother get rich?" I've eaten here! I've been a bit strapped for money lately, so if I want to borrow money, forget it. ”
Li Su had a black line in his head, and hurriedly said, "Brother Xian is still so funny. I heard that the virtuous brother Kuang Fu Sheji, he was very happy for his brother, and specially sent a good horse to the virtuous brother to strengthen the tiger's might. ”
As soon as he heard that there was a good horse, Lu Bu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly came to the outside of the tent, and sure enough, he saw a divine horse. From head to tail, the horse was one zhang long, from the hoof to the top, eight feet high, and its body was as red as charcoal, without a single stray hair.
Li Su followed Lu Bu's side and hurriedly introduced: "This horse's name is Chitu, it can travel thousands of miles in a day, walk eight hundred at night, climb mountains and wade through water, such as walking on the ground, smooth lines, strong power, pickle girls are handsome, absolutely ...... wind."
Lu Bu's saliva was about to flow out, where could he take care of Li Su, and while nodding his head, he stretched out his hands and grabbed the red rabbit horse. As soon as the red rabbit saw the living person, the tiger roared like a dragon and hissed, dodged and dodged.
"Baby, don't be shy, come over and let my brother touch it."
Chitu fixed his eyes and saw that this thing was actually Lu Bu, and he was almost scared! Because Lu Bu's reputation in the circle of horse friends is too stinky, the matter of throwing Zhao Cen's corpse and smashing the horse's neck has been spread all over, and now no one knows that there is a beast named Lu Bu, who doesn't even let go of the horse.
Seeing Lu Bu stretch out his claws and grab him again, Chitu raised his hind hooves violently and kicked at Lu Bu, the posture was ...... That majestic...... It's as if you have a spring in it, and your ass is about to fly off the surface of the earth when you see this kick.
Bu said: "Ouch, little baby, it's very spicy, brother likes it!" ”
The rabbit said: "Don't come, don't come, I'll call someone if you come over again!" ”
Bu said: "You shout, you shout quickly, even if you shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you." ”
The rabbit was about to cry, and while retreating again and again, he raised his front hooves, and kept begging and saying, "Big brother, please, let me go."
It's a pity that if Lu Bu is willing to listen to Chitu's pleas, can he still "call Buriel"? When the two armies are fighting, they don't smash the horses, but if they smash the horses, they are Laipi, do you understand?
I saw Lu Bu dodge the front hooves of the red rabbit, reached out to grab the mane, and turned over. In this way, Chitu was also forced to be really anxious, so he didn't listen to anything, so it's useless to ask for it, right? So, it was a forward lean and a back kick, and he thought he was a runaway version of the merry-go-round. However, no matter how Chitu kicked it, Lu Bu couldn't come down, and then, Chitu turned himself into a red light and jumped out. This is good, not only did he not scare Lu Bu, but he also made him feel so cool that he didn't want it, leaned over and hugged Chitu's neck, and sang in his ear: "This is the feeling of flying......"
This thing sings so badly.
Chitu braked suddenly, knelt down directly, and said painfully: "Big brother, take it!" Do whatever you want! ”
After speaking, he closed his eyes in humiliation.
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In the end, how Lu Bu tamed the red rabbit is indescribable, anyway, he rode back.
Goodbye Li Su, Lu Bu was in a good mood, laughed and asked: "Today, my brother gave this dragon horse, I don't know how Budang will repay it?" ”
Li Su pretended to be displeased and said, "What did the virtuous brother say? As a brother, he is righteous, how can he try to repay it? Free giveaway, pure giveaway, free giveaway! ”
In this way, Lu Bu's smile became more real.
"Okay, good, good, thank you dude. Dude hasn't eaten yet, has he? Let's go, let's get in and drink! ”
During the banquet, Li Su and Lu Bu peeked at the women's toilet when they were children, and later fought with other little babies, and made some good memories and thousands of emotions. Lu Bu was surprised, and under questioning, Li Su said, "Brother Xian, don't you hear it...... There is something to do in the main book, nothing to do in the main book! ”
When he landed, Lu Bu's face turned the color of pig liver.
Li Su asked again: "Brother Xian's martial arts are amazing, he is brave and invincible, how can he be subservient?" ”
Either he said that Li Su had bad water, and when he said "people are down", he still put his tongue on his head and added an accent.
Lu Bu glared angrily, and then said angrily, "Hey...... Brother, I'm helpless. ”
Li Su asked again: "The virtuous brother has the talent of the sky and the sea, who in the world does not admire it?" Fame and wealth are as easy as a snap, how can there be helplessness? ”
Lu Bu was asked, not to mention how aggrieved he was, he had a good master book, and he was stunned to be said to be a red rabbit. Thinking about it, it is indeed not unreasonable, it seems to be very bullish to say, keeping notes and accounts, treasury orders, big and small affairs, and the main book is in charge of everything. But if you think about it carefully, it's a person who is talking and running errands next to the chief officer, isn't it "the master who has something to do"? As for "I have nothing to do with the main book", Lu Bu didn't want to think about it anymore, poured down a sip of wine, and slammed the cup on the ground.
"I hate to meet the master!"
Li Su said with a smile: "Good birds choose trees to perch, and virtuous ministers choose their masters." It's not too early to see the opportunity, and it's too late to regret it. ”
Lu Bu asked with great interest: "Brother, the world he has seen is big, you see in this world, who can be the hero of the world?" ”
"Looking at all the ministers, they are not as good as Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo respects the virtuous and virtuous, and the rewards and punishments are clear......"
Who would have thought that before Li Su could blow for Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu hung his head and said, "Dong Zhuo is a hero? Ay...... Brother doesn't know, my brother just beat Dong Zhuo to the ground, how can I vote for him again? ”
"It's right if my brother can beat him up, if you don't beat him, how can he know how capable you are?"
Li Su said, took out the gold and silver treasures he brought, and glanced at Lu Bulian. Lu Bu retreated and asked in surprise, "What do you mean, brother?" ”
Li Su said with a smile: "I can't hide it, today is the order of Dong Gonggong to come here as a brother." My father-in-law admired the talents of his virtuous brother and ordered me to send these goods, even the red rabbit horse was also a gift from my father-in-law. My father-in-law said that if the virtuous brother is effective, he will definitely be reused! ”
"Will Dong Zhuo appreciate me?"
"Father-in-law loves only his heart!"
"Dong Zhuo doesn't hold a grudge against me?"
"My father-in-law has the capacity to accommodate people!"
"Dong Zhuo wants to reuse me?"
"My father-in-law must reuse my virtuous brother!"
"But I don't have an advanced gift, why are you embarrassed?"
"The credit can be obtained, but I am afraid that the virtuous brother will not do it."
Lu Bu thought for a while and asked, "I slaughtered Ding Yuan and pulled the team to serve, what's the matter?" ”
Li Su said with great certainty: "In this way, the virtuous brother is also a great meritorious." Merely...... This matter should be changed sooner rather than later. ”
Lu Bu nodded heavily.
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The night was deeper, Ding Yuan was still trying to gnaw on the books, and when he saw Lu Bu suddenly come to the tent, he said happily: "My godson, come over and let me hug my father." ”
Lu Bu spat at the ground and said angrily: "I, Lu Bu, am a dignified husband, who is the son who made you work in vain?" ”
At this time, Ding Yuan had already noticed that Lu Bu was still carrying a knife in his hand, and asked in a panic, "Bu, have you changed your mind?" Have you really changed your mind? Oh...... Cloth ......"
"Less nonsense!"
Lu Bu stepped forward with a knife, clicked Ding Yuan's old life, turned around and walked out of the tent with his head, and shouted at the soldiers: "Ding Yuan is not interesting enough, I chopped him up, and he is willing to stay with me in the future, and if he is unwilling, he will leave now." ”
Seeing this, there were really a lot of soldiers who sneaked away, but no one knew that these soldiers who slipped away were secretly taken back again.