Chapter 85: Two Fools
A prison at the Jingshi Police Station, where Yanzi Li San is held.
Since he was sentenced to three months in prison in court, Li San's smiling face has never stopped. Even when I returned to the cell where I was held alone, I still couldn't suppress my excitement.
To be honest, if it weren't for his well-behaved attitude and the good handling of his apprentices up and down this time, the case would not have been sentenced so lightly. Of course, this is also related to that Duan Dashuai, who is in no mood to be unhappy with such a small person as him. Otherwise, if a marshal in charge of the military and a former prime minister really wants to kill him, it's not like crushing an ant to death!
"After a long time, I forgot a big taboo. When I came out of Shaolin, the master told me that when I walked the rivers and lakes, I met monks, Taoist priests, women, and children, and I must not offend them casually. Otherwise, once there is a hidden dragon and crouching tiger character in this, I don't know how I will die in the future if I offend them! ”
When Li San first came down the mountain, he still kept this taboo in his heart all the time, but after a long time and his ability grew, he gradually began to float, and only occasionally remembered it. Now that Wang Fan's little child is carrying such a big heel, Li San remembers this passage again.
"What the hell, let Lao Tzu run into such a little monster. I'm afraid of beating the old and provoking the old. didn't expect that Du Xinwu, the hero of the north and south, had not yet made a move, and was calculated by Wang Fan. This revenge is not avenged...... forget it. That little monster is ghostly, as if it can see through all of Lao Tzu's methods. When you get out of prison, it's better to hide! ”
A breeze suddenly rose in the cold cell, blowing on the back of Li San's head and neck, making him shiver. Accustomed to doing bad things, he was already a little suspicious, and he hurriedly put his hands together and said: "The gods and Buddhas of the heavens, the land of the ten directions, I just think about it, I won't really look for something uncomfortable!" ”
Outside the cell, the pock-faced prison guard looked at Li San's mysterious and strange appearance, and couldn't help but ask his second brother: "Second brother Liu, what is this kid doing with a god?" It can't be that you want to sneak away and never come back, right? In that case, our brothers will have a big deal! ”
Second Brother Liu nibbled on Quanjude's roast duck, rolled a pancake and put it in his mouth and swallowed it vigorously, then put down the roast duck, wiped his mouth with his oily hand, and said vaguely: "Chen Mazi, are you stupid!" A few days ago, we secretly let him out to do a few votes, so that the judge knew that Yanzi Li San had another person, so that our brothers have what they eat and carry in their pockets now. If he wants to run, wait until now? ”
"Then why doesn't he want to run?" The hemp face prison guard still didn't understand, so he hurriedly poured a full glass of soju and handed it over respectfully.
Second Brother Liu poured a cup of soju into it, sighed, poured another glass and picked it up, and then explained: "If he dares to escape, it proves that he is the snitch swallow Li San." When the sea fishing documents spread all over the world, he became a street rat, and sooner or later he was caught and shot. If you don't run, you will obediently mix with us for a few months, and then go out again, without a criminal record, and walk in the sun, no better than a street rat! If you had to choose, which one would you choose? ”
"Second brother, you're right. If I had chosen, I would have run away a long time ago! The pock-faced prison guard said with a look of adoration.
With a pounce, the soju that Second Brother Liu had just drunk in his mouth squirted violently on the face of the pock-faced prison guard opposite.
"What do you say? Did you burn out your head with a fever when you were a kid? Pig brains don't choose like you! ”
"No, second brother, listen to me. I don't have any skills, and I haven't married a wife yet. If I really have the ability of this kid to fly the eaves and walk the wall, I will definitely run back to our hometown and harm the daughters, wives, and aunts of the Huang Cai, Master Hu, and Yuan Ju people who look down on me in the county, even if they die, it's worth it! ”
Looking at Chen Mazi's longing, Second Brother Liu only had one sentence left in his head. "Peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts, this kid is not only an idiot, but also a nymphomaniac!"
There are two flowers, one on each branch.
Within a few days of the stable days, Wang Mengxiong couldn't help but think of the good coming of the Liuli Factory again. The last time I went there, I didn't long go there and met the little girl who sold tea with Yuan blue and white jars, and she was in a hurry, so that she didn't have a good stroll at all. Thinking that he would return to Shanghai after staying in Beijing for a few days, he moved his mind to go there to pick up the leaks.
As usual, after going to Yiqing Rongbaozhai for a morning, Wang Mengxiong hurriedly said goodbye, called a rickshaw, and went straight to Liuli Factory.
Because it was almost noon, the rare winter sun shone down regardless of rich and poor, so that all the people on the street couldn't help but slow down and enjoy this rare gift. Although the smog in Beijing at this time was not as serious as in later generations, there was much more smoke from burning briquettes and firewood than in later generations. When the weather is cold and the air pressure is low, even in the middle of the day, the sky will still be enveloped, which makes people feel unpleasant. It's rare that the weather is good today, and the number of pedestrians on this street is gradually much more than ever.
Whether there are many or few people does not have much impact on Wang Mengxiong. He is a small child, effortlessly shuttling through the flow of people, constantly judging which stall is full of people and goods, and which store is worth entering Taobao.
A man in a torn cotton jacket and a dogskin hat, with two frozen red faces clasped in his sleeves, was shouting laboriously in front of a pharmacy in the Rejuvenation Hall. "Old and young masters from the south to the north, come and take a look, the authentic century-old Changbai wild ginseng has been sold at a loss. If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't survive, I would never have sold my family heirloom. Old and young masters, the opportunity is rare, you buy it home, it is equivalent to a few more lives in your family, it is really worth the money, hurry up, there will be no such store in this village! ”
The guy from the Rejuvenation Hall Pharmacy stood at the door of his shop with his arms crossed, watching the excitement, and he didn't drive away. There is someone who knows, and when he saw that even the guy in the pharmacy was not moved, he naturally felt that there was something greasy in it, and he hurried by, and he didn't care about the man at all. The onlookers were only a few foreign mallets, looking very seriously at the wild ginseng half-wrapped in the red cloth on the ground, showing its beard, and debating the truth and falsehood one after another.
Wang Mengxiong could hear the man's shouting from a distance, and concluded that this was a master who deceived people and money. But as long as he doesn't take the initiative to provoke him, he won't take the initiative to debunk this low-grade trick. Just as he was about to walk over in style, a stiff and strange voice sounded: "Yes, it is a long year and a long time, and such a good quality wild ginseng is really hard to find." How much are you going to sell it for? ”
"And the clansmen?" Wang Mengxiong was very familiar with this strange tone, and couldn't help but stop. After thinking about it, he changed direction and walked towards the circle of people.
"Are you...... Foreigner? ”
The person who sells wild ginseng didn't expect to deceive a group of sticks to watch the excitement, and deceive a foreign devil. However, this foreign devil is dressed like a Chinese, but this voice exposes his identity.
"Lord Yang, you can take a look at my goods first, and then let's talk about the price. Rest assured, you are a guest from afar, as long as you really want to buy, I would rather lose a little more, and make a friend! ”
A large circle of spectators gathered around in an instant, and their eyes looked at this foreign devil, clearly revealing the expression of looking at a fool.