Cao Shuo was not in a hurry at this time, glanced at the crowd, and continued: "Now talking about the voting rules, everyone can only vote once, if they are found at night, they will be tied to my father's room, and everyone who votes can get an extra pound of corn!" ”

"Good!"

The people shouted with a loud voice.

And the strategists and generals were so angry that they shouted: "Cao Shuo, can you kid do a job?" Just one piece! ”

"I want to beat this kid! What about you? In the field, Dian Wei rubbed his hands and asked the generals around him with anger on his face.

"Hit!"

Yu Ban screamed angrily, took off his shirt directly, and leaked out the tendon flesh of his body.

"This time, we tried it for the first time, and we wanted to ...... back then"

Yu Ban said to the generals, but he didn't know which stinky hooligan it was, so he took the lead and shouted: "Big Mimi! ”

In an instant, Yu Ban's face turned red.

"Labor and management, these are pectoral muscles, pectoral muscles!" Yu Ban shouted angrily.

"Big Mimi!"

"Ahh

Suddenly, Yu Ban was extremely angry, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, and rushed directly towards Cao Shuo.

Dian Wei, Xu Huang, Xiahou Chun and others also flocked to the top.

Today, they knew that they couldn't beat Cao Shuo, but they just wanted to try.

"Just a few of you?"

Cao Shuo looked at several fierce men rushing over, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

Then, in this soft cornfield, they started a wrestling match full of philosophical smells.

Of course, in the end, Cao Shuo won.

The next day, Cao Cao began the meeting as usual.

"Report! The latest issue of the magazine is out. As soon as Cao Cao arrived in the hall, he watched a small soldier walk in, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"This ......"

Cao Cao suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and when he picked up the magazine and looked at it, his old face turned into a bitter melon.

Because the cover of the magazine reads: The latest issue, Cao Cao's thoughts on corn.

Is this a title for people?

Moreover, this thought must not be said much, and thinking about it with your toes must not be a good thing!

"Cao Shuo, you ......"

Cao Cao was so angry with Cao Shuo that his chest hurt.

This rebel is definitely a big plane, so can't he write something in the magazine that scolds Yuan Shao and praises Cao Cao?

Cao Cao glanced up at everyone, just in time to meet hundreds of pairs of eyes.

This posture is the rhythm of the meeting if you don't look at it!

"Come on, let's watch it together!" Cao Cao reluctantly spread out the newspaper, and the civil officials and military generals instantly surrounded him.

After all, there is a lot of content related to them in this magazine!

And also...... Who exactly is the Corn Champion?

Cao Cao held his forehead, only daring to look at their expressions.

"it!"

After a while, Dian Wei let out an exclamation, stood up and roared angrily: "Cao Shuo, Lao Tzu is not finished with you, I have to throw you to the ground next time!" ”

The hall quickly became lively, but they were all scolding Cao Shuo:

"Cao Shuo, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!"

"That's how it was written...... Ah, my mentality is broken! ”

"Lord, I want to go home!"

……

Suddenly, the hall was full of wailing, and Cao Cao at this time ...... But I was a little happy in my heart.

Seeing so many people scolding Cao Shuo, what does that mean?

This time the firepower point is not on him at all, at least there is no news of the wrong name that lingers!

Then, Cao Cao leaned over to take a look, and then ......

I was so angry that I wanted to pick up a knife to find Cao Shuo.

"Shaft, what did I think at the beginning, I gave birth to you!"

Cao Cao looked up to the sky and roared, and suddenly his ape shape was revealed.

This issue of the magazine has changed the content of the previous section, and replaced it with more intuitive content, and the content has newly added subheadings.

Open the first page, and you can see a few bold large letters:

"Shennong Cao Gong is unparalleled in the world, and there is no famine with corn in hand. 》

This is a report, and the content is also very simple, to put it bluntly, it is to praise Cao Cao.

Inside is a novel written by Cao Shuo himself, which tells how Cao Cao was entrusted with a dream by Shennong, and then went to the deep mountains and old forests, found the corn rewarded by Shennong and planted it in the ground, and this day was a bumper harvest, and distributed corn to everyone.

Later, it was written that Cao Cao led people to harvest corn that day, and Cao Shuo also popularized the land suitable for corn growth, the planting time, as well as the appearance and planting method of corn.

This is actually an official report, and there is also an interview in it.

Throughout, the sentences are smooth and the writing is full of brilliance, making people even want to read it again.

But...... In the whole magazine, just this one, is a normal article.

By the second page, the content becomes outrageous.

An article, the most outrageous is often the title:

"I can't believe that the first chest of the big man is 'him'!"

Shocked, a dozen men actually did such a thing in a cornfield......"

"Kill crazy! Yu Ban actually ...... for three catties of corn"

……

The second page is all small short articles, and what the civil and military officials in the hall see is a ****.

The rest of the pages don't taste right at all!

"10,000 votes will finally determine the champion of this corn harvesting competition: Mr. Guo Jia!"

"According to the interview of this editor, we learned that although Mr. Guo Jia does not harvest the most corn, his figure working in the field is extremely beautiful, which makes people feel like watching artworks!"

"In addition, according to the editor's investigation, it was found that all the female voters present gave the only vote in their hands to Guo Jia without exception!"

……

"Although there were a large number of voters this time, according to the editor's observation, a special prize was also set up!"

"According to the vote, Wu will ban and win the Mimi Award in this corn digging competition!"

"Everyone present said that they had never seen anything bigger than Yu Ban, and even an old man said that he had never seen a human being comparable to Yu Ban in all his travels!"

……

"The military advisor Mao Jue won the Best Comedian Award in this competition!"

"Although Mao Jue didn't harvest much corn, I learned from the editor's visit that Mao Jue is the funniest person in this competition!"

"Those who have watched Mao Jue digging corn all said that this is completely a performance of a depressed convulsive patient, and those who watch it laugh off their big teeth!"

"Although the role of Mao Jue is basically equal to zero, it enriches everyone's spiritual life and can make people laugh out loud from the inside out!"

……

In fact, when Cao Cao saw this, he was still very happy in his heart.

But on the next page, Cao Cao's mood fell directly to the Mariana Trench!

"The best thief this time, Cao Cao!"

"Before the editor announced who was the first person to eat corn, Cao Cao stole a boiled corn!"

"When the editor announced the rules of the competition, Cao Cao directly held the corn and drilled into the ground, according to the editor's observation, Cao Cao ate at least a dozen corn this time!"