Chapter 775: Arrogant Zhu Ping'an
"Please rest assured, Lord Zhu, coordinating data is our account office's business. However, Lord Zhu, is it really okay for you to count a piece of data by yourself? Otherwise, let's have two or three account rooms here and count them with Lord Zhu. ”
The ghost hand squinted his eyes and smiled slightly, raised his white eyebrows, and arched his hand towards Zhu Ping'an and said, looking very respectful on his face, but in fact, he was very contemptuous in his heart, and he was so arrogant that he counted a data by himself, and let himself wait for five account rooms to count one.
"Thank you for your kindness, I can." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
Listening to Zhu Ping'an's words, the smile on the ghost hand on his face stiffened all of a sudden, and he felt that his breath was holding in his throat, not up or down, uncomfortably tight.
This kid surnamed Zhu is so rampant, the old man is kind-hearted, you are so ignorant of good people!
It's arrogant.
is so arrogant that he said that you can, hehe, it's really a big breath on the top of the mouth, and --- on the ground!
"Hehe, since Master Zhu can, then I will naturally have no problem waiting." The ghost hand sneered, arched his hand and said.
"Okay, since that's fine, let's get started." Zhu Ping'an nodded.
Zhang Guanku and Jia Langzhong vacated two large tables in the office room for Zhu Ping'an and the five account rooms to collect statistics.
The two tables were next to each other, and there was a distance of about one meter in the middle, Zhu Ping'an sat in front of the south-facing table to count, and Ghost Hand Zhang and the other five account rooms sat in the north-facing table to count, facing each other.
Jia Langzhong sent six abacus, which were used by Zhu Ping'an and five account rooms.
After Zhu Ping'an took the abacus, he fiddled with it casually and put it on the side of the table, with no intention of using it.
Seeing this, the ghost hand Zhang on the opposite table hooked the corners of his lips contemptuously, he could see at a glance that Zhu Ping'an didn't know how to use an abacus, he was obviously a layman in the abacus industry, Zhu Ping'an's method of playing with abacus just now was not too child's play, full of loopholes, as long as he was a person who was proficient in using abacus, he would not play with abacus like that.
Hehe, Zhu Ping'an, from the action you just played with the abacus, I can see five mistakes.
That's it?!
You are still ashamed and arrogant to ask a person to count a piece of data?!
It's ridiculous.
Keep your eyes open, Zhu Ping'an!
The old man will let you see what a real abacus master is!
The ghost hand smiled slightly, and then when he looked at the abacus, his expression became serious, as if he only had the abacus in his eyes, and the momentum of his whole body was like a martial arts master who was the best in the world, and his whole body was shrouded in an aura that people had to face upon.
The right hand flung the abacus upward, the left hand instantly pressed on the abacus, and the hands were in the air, and the sound of a dense and crisp "pop pop" abacus hitting the beam sounded in an instant, as if playing a note.
It's a blink of an eye.
The left hand and the right hand fell on the upper right corner of the table according to the abacus, which seemed to open and close, but the abacus fell on the table without making a sound, just like a master of light skills without a trace of snow, it can be seen that the mastery of the abacus has reached the supreme realm of lifting weights and integrating human calculations.
After the abacus fell on the table, the upper and lower beads were neatly arranged on both sides of the beam, and there was no misalignment at all.
In other words, at the moment in the air, the left and right hands of the ghost hand opened the messy arrangement of the abacus to the neat arrangement and reset.
"Ghost Hands."
"It's worthy of a ghost hand, just this hand, I can't wait for it."
The officials who knew the abacus and the other four bookkeepers were shocked by the hand of the ghost hand Zhang Lu and were amazed.
Zhu Ping'an was also shocked by the amazing hand speed of the ghost hand, and then pouted slightly, uh, this hand speed is beyond the reach of those modern people who have been single for 30 years. If the ghost hand is in modern times, this hand speed or playing the piano or playing professional e-sports such as LOL, Dota 2, and Honor of Kings is a good seedling with potential.
Seeing Zhu Ping'an's surprised appearance, the ghost hooked the corners of his lips with satisfaction, and then recited softly in the style of a grandmaster: "The house of the seven sons is separated by two lines, and all of them are all the vicissitudes of life." The five lakes and the four seas are counted in the middle of the plate, and the three teachings and nine streams are busy. Firewood, rice, oil and salt Xiaoli Shu, Jiangshan Sheji Dachaotang. The eight directions of the world are operated by the hands, and the six six are infinite and the ancient chapters. This abacus may seem small, but in fact it is infinitely useful, and it can point to mountains and rivers at your fingertips. ”
"What Zhang Accounts said is very true, but this abacus is a big truth, Tao Zongyi's "Nancun Dropout Record" has clouds: Fan Na servant, when he first came, he said that he was holding the beads, and he didn't say anything automatic; After a long time, it is said that the abacus beads, and the words are moved; It has been said that the Buddha has been crowning the bead for a long time, and the words are condensed all day long, although they are not moving. ”
"The state of Zhang's account room is really embarrassing."
Several other account offices have chimed in, opening a professional blowing mode.
Zhu Ping'an glanced at them, then calmly lowered his head, took out pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, and began to count their data.
Hum!
I can't even calculate, what calculations do you take, what statistics do you take, and you even pretend to look like pen, ink, paper, and inkstone, hehe, it's a joke.
Seeing this, Ghost Hand Zhang shook his head and snorted coldly, then glanced at the other bookkeepers, nodded, and began to count.
For a while, a series of crackling abacus sounded in the office room.
Ghost hand Zhang deserves to be the leader of the account room, both hands on the abacus, it is like a motor, what "left and right bow", "shuttle play", "snap fingers", "one eye three lines" these difficult abacus eye method, ghost hand Zhang is easy to come by, eyes look at a data, the abacus in the hand has been typed.
Although the hand speed of the other four accounts is not as fast as that of the ghost hand, it is not slow, chasing the ghost hand, and chasing each other is chasing each other, and if you want to perform among so many officials, the left and right bows, shuttle play, etc., are also unique tricks.
In contrast, Zhu Ping'an is very bland, and it can be said that in terms of momentum, Zhu Ping'an has already lost 108,000 miles.
In the eyes of outsiders, Zhu Ping'an is just staring at the data, and occasionally uses a brush to list some incomprehensible ghost drawings on rice paper.
About five minutes passed.
Zhu Ping'an leaned over and wrote a few numbers on rice paper, and after writing, he put the brush in his hand on the inkstone, and then held his arm to watch the fancy abacus performance of the ghost hand Zhang and others opposite.
Ghost Shouzhang glanced at Zhu Ping'an's movements with his peripheral vision, and the sarcastic arc of the corners of his mouth became even greater, hehe, now I can't even pretend to be pretend, it's really ridiculous, your arrogance just now, doesn't your face hurt, hehe.
Zhang Guanku and the others and the other four bookkeepers also smiled when they saw Zhu Ping'an giving up treatment.