1649 Punished by heaven

After a while, Jiang Fan was escorted to the Yunxiao Treasure Hall by Nezha, Jiang Fan was the first time to the Yunxiao Treasure Palace, and saw that the Yunxiao Treasure Hall was so brilliant, built of white jade, surrounded by colorful clouds, and there were many immortals on the Yunxiao Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat on top of the main hall, condescending, looking down at the immortals, "Damn!" It's so magnificent! I didn't expect the Sky Treasure Hall to be so luxurious! Jiang Fan secretly exclaimed.

After Jiang Fan entered the Cloud Treasure Palace, he raised his head and looked at the Jade Emperor coldly. The immortals on both sides immediately shouted: "Bold Jiang Fan, don't kneel down when you see the Jade Emperor!" ”

Jiang Fan sneered: "Kneel your mother's head!" Lao Tzu has never been in the habit of kneeling! Even if you see Rulai, you don't have to kneel, what is the Jade Emperor! ”

"Bold Jiang Fan, you are too rampant! You are clearly despising the Jade Emperor and despising the Heavenly Court! Defy the heavens! The Jade Emperor shouted angrily.

"Ha Lu Ha, what a heavenly court! In the eyes of Lao Tzu, the winner is king, and the loser is Kou! Whoever *** has a hard fist, whoever is heaven! It's heaven! Jiang Fan smiled disdainfully.

"It's the other way around! Bold Jiang Fan, you are so arrogant! More arrogant than the monkey at the beginning! The Queen Mother beside the Jade Emperor shouted, she hated Jiang Fan to death, the last birthday banquet caused her to pull her stomach for a few days, and people were deformed.

"Ha Luha, Jade Emperor Lao'er, this time I came back from the Buddha Realm, I plan not to provoke you again! But you're trying to mess with me! You remember, one day I'm going to destroy your Sky Treasure Palace! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor was furious, patted the jade case and said, "Bold Jiang Fan, you dare to threaten me!" It seems that if I don't give you some punishment, you don't know the power of the Dao Dao! ”

"Ha Luha, yes! Whatever punishment there is, let it be wrought. If Lao Tzu frowns, Lao Tzu is your son-in-law! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor was immediately so angry that he patted the jade case, "Come on, escort Jiang Fan to the execution table!" ”

The heavenly soldiers and generals immediately came up on both sides and escorted Jiang Fan to the torture platform outside the Yunxiao Treasure Palace, and Jiang Fan was tied to an iron pillar. The Jade Emperor and other immortals sat on the torture table, looking down on the execution platform, as if watching a ball game.

Jiang Fan looked up at the Jade Emperor and said with a smile: "Jade Emperor Lao'er, you remember, I will destroy your Cloud Treasure Hall in the future, and I will soak all the Seven Fairies!" Ha Lu Ha! ”

The Jade Emperor trembled with anger, pointed at Jiang Fan and shouted, "Don't give me the execution yet!" ”

"Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Thunder and Lightning Waiting!" Immediately someone shouted.

A bird-beaked immortal immediately appeared above Xingtian, holding a hammer and chisel in his hand, he was Lei Gong. Another woman in her fifties, holding a silver mirror in her hand, is the electric mother.

Lei Gong hit the chisel with a hammer, and the electric mother pointed the silver mirror at Jiang Fan, and with a click, a thunderbolt struck Jiang Fan. With a bang, Jiang Fan's body flashed with an arc of air, and his clothes were torn, "Ha Luha, it's so comfortable!" Thunder and lightning are like a massage, come again! Jiang Fan said with a smile, the thunder and lightning he received in the colorless stream were dozens of times stronger than this, and this bit of thunder and lightning was simply tickling!

The Jade Emperor's face changed immediately, and he waved his hand and shouted, "Give me thunder and lightning fiercely!" ”

Lei Gong and Dianmu immediately continued to release thunder and lightning, and after dozens of thunderbolts in a row, Jiang Fan was safe and sound, "Ha Luha, it's so comfortable!" Again! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded, "This, how should this be good!" The Jade Emperor exclaimed, he remembered what happened to Sun Wukong on the torture table back then, this Jiang Fan was even more perverted than him.

"Jade Emperor, I'll try the Heavenly Axe!" The Queen Mother said on the side.

"Well, slash him with a sky axe!" The Jade Emperor shouted.

Dozens of heavenly soldiers and generals resisted a huge axe, "Giant Spirit God, you use the heavenly axe to chop him!" The Jade Emperor ordered.

The Giant Spirit God immediately picked up the Heavenly Axe and sneered at Jiang Fan: "Jiang Fan, I see if you can stand my axe!" ”

"Ha Luha, you idiot! Come on! Lao Tzu's skin and bones are hard! I'm afraid your axe isn't hard enough! Jiang Fan smiled indifferently.

The Djinn God held the handle of the Celestial Axe with both hands, "Hey! With a loud shout, the Celestial Axe was raised, "You go and die!" He picked up the axe and slashed it at the top of Jiang Fan's head.

With a loud bang, the sky axe fell on the top of Jiang Fan's head, sparks splashed everywhere, the sky axe was bounced up, the giant spirit god could no longer hold the axe with both hands, and the axe flew out.

Frightened, those immortals hurriedly dodged away, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother on the stage burrowed under the table, and the hands of the giant spirit god were shattered, and blood flowed out.

"Ha Luha, what a bullshit axe, I don't think it's as good as a kitchen knife! Jade Emperor, you can change something new! Jiang Fan scoffed.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother crawled out from under the table, "Uh, this kid is too perverted to cut the axe, so what?" The Jade Emperor was surprised.

"Jade Emperor, I think call Huo De Zhenjun to burn him with fire!" The Queen Mother suggested.

"Well, quickly pass on the Fire Virtue True Monarch!" The Jade Emperor shouted.

A moment later, Huo De Zhenjun came, he was wearing a red robe, his hair and beard were red, and a red gourd was pinned to his waist, Jiang Fan smiled at Huo De Zhenjun and said, "Old man, we have finally met!" ”

The fire made Zhenjun's face sink, "What nonsense are you kidding, who is your father-in-law!" Huo De Zhenjun said displeased.

"Ha Luha, I am Huoyun's man, I rescued her from the Golden-winged Dapeng Mansion, of course you are my father-in-law!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Fart! I don't recognize you as a son-in-law! Yiyun is the daughter-in-law of the Golden-winged Dapeng family! Huo De Zhenjun roared angrily.

"Damn, you old man is so snobbish! Hou Fan, the son of the Golden-winged Dapeng, has been abolished by me, and he is not a real man now! You let Huoyun marry him, didn't you hurt her! Only when the fire clouds follow me will I be happy! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

"Huo De Zhenjun, you don't talk nonsense with him, burn him to death with fire!" The Jade Emperor shouted.

Huo De Zhenjun nodded and said, "Yes." ”

He took off the red gourd on his waist and recited the incantation silently, the red gourd flew up, and the spout was facing Jiang Fan, whew! Red flames erupted from the gourd.

The red gourd of Huo De Zhenjun was the Samadhi True Fire, and the ordinary iron was quickly melted, and the iron chains on Jiang Fan's body quickly burned red. The iron chain tied to Jiang Fan's body was not an ordinary iron chain, but an iron chain made of Xuanyin cold iron, and the sword could not hurt it in the slightest.

Slowly, Jiang Fan felt a little hot, he was not afraid of this samadhi real fire, but the fire was too hot, and it was very uncomfortable. Jiang Fan immediately used the Dinghai Zhu Protective Body, and those Samadhi True Flames immediately couldn't get close to Jiang Fan, and a vacuum immediately formed around Jiang Fan's body, and the fire burned outside his body.

The fire burned for more than half an hour, and the Jade Emperor saw that Jiang Fan didn't make a sound, "Hehe, is Jiang Fan burned to ashes!" The Jade Emperor smiled.

"Hehe, Jade Emperor Lao'er, I've disappointed you, I didn't turn into ashes, I fell asleep just now! This fire is so comfortable! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Well, Jiang Fan is not afraid of the true fire of Samadhi!" The Jade Emperor was surprised.

"Or degrade him to the earth! Let him become a piggy or something! The Queen Mother said.

"Jade Emperor, don't demote Jiang Fan to the mortal world, it won't be long before he comes to the immortal realm again! Because he has already opened the Blue Dragon Seal, he can cultivate into a human form and come to the Immortal Realm again! People like him have to die to be relieved! The Golden-winged Roc walked out.

"Oh, Goldenwing, do you have any good ideas?" The Jade Emperor said, he felt that the golden-winged Dapeng was reasonable, Qinglong was demoted to the mortal world, and soon to the immortal realm, and it was even more powerful than the original.

"Jade Emperor, let me see if the Great Sun Rulai Shattering Claw can kill him!" Golden-winged Roc Road.

"Oh, then you can try it!" The Jade Emperor nodded, he also knew that the Great Sun Rulai Shattering Claw of the Golden Winged Dapeng was the life-saving knowledge that Rulai had taught to the Golden Winged Dapeng.

The golden-winged Dapeng immediately showed its body, and with a birdsong, the golden-winged Dapeng flew up, and the golden claws suddenly skyrocketed, turning into huge claws, "Ha Luha, Jiang Fan, you finally died in my hands!" Die! ”

"The Great Sun Rulai Shattering Claw!" The golden-winged Dapeng shouted violently, a golden light flashed, and the huge claws grabbed Jiang Fan's head.

With a bang, the golden-winged roc seemed to grasp the hard King Kong, his claws were numb from the shock, and he was bounced out of the body by a repulsive force.

"Uh, you, you've cultivated the King Kong Immortal Body!" The Golden-Winged Roc was surprised.

"Ha Luha, Goldfinch Birdman, you're right! I am the immortal body of Vajra, let alone you, even if you come, you can't kill me! In the immortal realm, even the Heavenly Ancestor can't kill me! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"You, have you entered the Colorless Stream to cultivate?" The Golden-Winged Dapeng was shocked, he had heard the Buddha say that if anyone could cultivate in the Colorless Stream, he could cultivate into the immortal body of Vajra.

"Hehe, you're right, I'm just going to enter the Colorless Stream to cultivate for a hundred days! He has become the immortal body of Vajra! Jiang Fan smiled proudly.

The Golden-Winged Dapeng turned into a human form, his face turned pale, "Jade Emperor, Jiang Fan is now the immortal body of King Kong, we can't kill him!" The Golden-winged Dapeng shook his head and sighed, he couldn't help but be afraid of Jiang Fan in his heart, the reason why he practiced the immortal body of King Kong must have been pointed out by him.

The Jade Emperor was dumbfounded, "Then what should I do?" The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals.

The immortals immediately looked at each other, and no one could think of a way to deal with Jiang Fan, "What should I do?" ”

"I can't help it, Jiang Fan is even more perverted than Sun Monkey back then, that is the immortal body of King Kong, even if he loses Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, he won't be there!"

Suddenly, Golden-winged Dapeng's eyes lit up, and he immediately said to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, I have thought of a good way to completely solve the scourge of Jiang Fan!" ”

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said, "Oh, come and listen!" ”

"Since Jiang Fan has cultivated into the immortal body of King Kong, then we might as well beat him into the abyss of weak water! Let him stay in the abyss of weak water forever! He can't leave the Abyss of Weak Water, so what's the difference between that and dying?! The Golden-winged Roc smiled.

"Abyss of weak water! Great, how could I not have thought of it! Right! That's it! The Jade Emperor was overjoyed.

He knew the power of the abyss of weak water, weak water is a very weak water, if it can't carry any object, even goose feathers will sink to the bottom of the water, so when people enter weak water, they will sink to the bottom of the water and cannot come out.

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