Chapter Forty-Nine: The Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat
The ignorant Li Dejin has no feelings for Guan Xiaoya's beautiful appearance, he doesn't seem to like her at all, and often laughs at her, saying that she is not ashamed, she just wants to be a bride when she wears a wedding dress, and sometimes she stains her clothes and makes her cry with anger.
But despite this, Guan Xiaoya still likes the smart and naughty Li Dejin.
"Sister Guan, you are so good-looking, and your mouth is sweet, Mom said the same!" Li Detie was so excited when he saw Guan Xiaoya that he couldn't stop talking, "Hehe! Sister Guan, Xiao Dejin doesn't like you, I like you!"
Li Dejin slapped Li Detie on the shoulder and said, "Let's ignore her, let's go and pick up dung quickly!"
"Little Dejin," Li Detie said angrily, "Why are you beating me again? It's your business that I'm talking to my daughter-in-law!"
"What? She's your daughter-in-law?" Li Dejin smiled and leaned back, "You see that she is dressed like a flower butterfly, different from other women's mustaches, like a goblin!"
Guan Xiaoya was so aggrieved that she cried on the side.
"You're talking nonsense!" Li Detie shouted, "Guan Xiaoya is just good-looking! I like to see her wearing red clothes, like a bride." My mother and sister both said, Guan Xiaoya is my daughter-in-law!"
"You're stupid, and you still want to find a daughter-in-law? Who doesn't want you!" Li Dejin sneered.
"You don't know, I always worship with her at night!" Li Detie whispered into Li Dejin's ear.
"Hahaha...... Oh...... You're dreaming!" Li Dejin laughed.
"It's a dream, it's just like the real thing! We're still playing together and ......," Li said.
"What else are you doing?" asked Li Dejin.
"I won't tell you!" Li Detie said angrily, "Anyway, she's not your daughter-in-law!
"Big brother," Li Dejin grabbed him and said, "You are a toad who wants to eat swan meat!"
"Little Dejin, you made my daughter-in-law angry and ran away. Li Detie said anxiously, "You let go of me! You are the toad! Look, Xiao Detong went to Guan Xiaoya, I can't let him be good with Guan Xiaoya!"
Seeing Guan Xiaoya running towards him, Li Detong put down the dung basket and rushed up, grabbed Guan Xiaoya's arm with one hand, and put the other hand into her clothes.
Guan Xiaoya felt like ice was sliding on her belly, and exclaimed, "Help......"
"Third brother, what do you want to do?" Li Dejin asked loudly.
"Didn't do anything!" Li Detong let go of the tube and replied, then put on the dung basket and shouted: "Little Dejin, you see that everyone is playing on the freezing! I will go to play with you with a spinning top! What are you in a daze! Come here!"
Li Dejin, who was tired of listening to "Zhihu Ye" in the private school all day, was very happy when he heard about playing, and immediately responded:
"Oh, here we are!" he longed to play freely, and sometimes sat in his private school and imagined himself to be a little bird, jumping merrily up and down the branches.
"Little Dejin," Li Detie grabbed Li Dejin and said, "Don't go playing, hurry up and pick up dung! If you can't pick up dung, you will beat us." ”
"Silly big brother, don't worry! I've picked up so much dung, I'll give it to you! I picked up so much dung a few days ago, and the second master won't praise me for being good. I can't pick up dung, and the second master won't beat me. Li Detong walked over and said with a smile.
"That's not good! how can I want you?" Li Dejin refused.
......
Seeing from afar that the Li Dejin brothers had picked up a lot more dung than usual, Li Dalong felt strange: "Ouch, has the sun come out of the west today?
Taking a closer look, Li Dalong shouted and asked, "You guys tell me honestly, is this shit?"
Li Detie honestly confessed: "We didn't pick up much shit, Xiao Dejin said, big mother will say that we are lazy, we will be beaten."
He said that when we stood at the intersection and waited for the students who came back from picking up dung, Xiao Dejin begged people to give us the dung they picked up, promised to help them do their homework, and wrote poems......
"Big brother, don't say it!" Li Dejin shouted, "Dada, it's all my fault, you can punish me alone!"
"I'll spare you a beating today, but I'm still going to punish you!" Li Dalong said angrily, "You listen to me: you must write me a seven-character quatrain before eating, otherwise you can't eat!"
Hearing the poem, Li Dejin's frowning brows slowly relaxed, he lowered his head and thought for a while, and then blurted out:
"The moon is falling and the sky is full of frost,
I wake up early to pick up feces and can't sleep.
Looking for dog shit inside and outside the village,
Picking up the basket is money. ”
"Is Mr. Li at home?" suddenly someone shouted at the gate of the courtyard.
After a while, Zhong Zhaogui led Shen Yunshan into the courtyard.
Seeing that Shen Yunshan was carrying a crutch, Li Dalong felt strange, because in the countryside, only beggars and old people with inconvenient legs and feet used crutches.
However, Shen Yunshan's crutch is called a civilized stick, which is a fashionable thing, and the owner rarely uses it on the way to walk.
Li Dalong greeted Shen Yunshan and said, "Welcome to the town mayor, come to the cold house, Peng Shengsheng and shine! Daughter-in-law, quickly make tea for the town mayor's aunt and father!"
Shen Yunshan didn't answer, but slowly raised his hand to return the salute, and when he looked up, he saw two inscriptions written by Li Dalong on the wall, and read softly in his mouth:
"The rooster crows, and he gets up hurriedly, and carries the dung basket for the future. Crops and flowers are all made by dung. If you want to ride a champion horse, you must first taste the hardships of life. ”
"This ......," Li Dalong said with a wry smile, "made the mayor laugh at it." ”
"How dare you laugh at it? I heard that old classmates let students pick up grass and dung instead of giving food and gifts, I am grateful!" Shen Yunshan said.
"This year, when we encounter a catastrophe, the common people are not having a good time, many families cannot make ends meet, and they can only eat two porridges a day, how can I ask them to pay food and give gifts!" Li Dalong said emotionally.
"Then does my Zhaoyin pick up grass or dung?" asked Shen Yunshan.
Li Dalong replied with a smile: "You have already paid for him with food and money, and you don't need to pick up grass and dung." ”
"Isn't this okay?" Shen Yunshan said with a smile, "If children don't suffer a little, they won't be able to suffer when they grow up." ”
At this moment, Shen Zhaoyin's voice came from the gate of the courtyard: "Sir, I picked up the grass today! I picked it up with my mother!"
"Zhao Yin'er!" Shen Yunshan exclaimed, "You asked him to pick up grass with the crazy woman......?
"I didn't scream!" Mr. Lee said.
"Okay!" Shen Yunshan said impatiently, "Let's not take it as an example!"
Li Dalong shouted to Shen Yunshan, who had just entered the door: "Shen Zhaoyin, you are here." ”
"Sir," Shen Zhaoyin said unhappily, "I'm not surnamed Shen, my surname is Li!" and then said to Wu Pandi, who was carrying a bundle of firewood and grass, "Mom, put the grass over there, and we'll go home immediately." ”
"Zhaoyin," Shen Yunshan said affectionately, "You are not surnamed Li, your surname is Shen! There is Da Da here, don't be afraid of that crazy woman! Come, come to Da Da's side!"
"Liar!" Wu Pandi put down the bundle of firewood and straw, and rushed towards Shen Yunshan with a sickle in his hand.