"Come, let's shake hands and get to know each other."

Ding Song originally thought that Yan Qi was a very powerful character and could be called an opponent.

After all, people who can make friends with An Qing must have some status.

But where did I think that Yan Qi was actually a little family.

As a result, Ding Song became down-to-earth and generous, and he was also relieved.

The dean of the study who thinks of my witty words, in terms of status, I don't know if he is hundreds of times higher than the little family, is he worthy of being my opponent?

Not worthy at all.

Because he became contemptuous of Yan Qi, he let go of his burden instead.

He stepped forward to shake hands with Yan Qi and said cordially: "But even if you are a family member, you don't have to be inferior, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, and it is very good to be the champion of the family." ”

Speaking of this, he changed his words: "As for me, I am finally busy with learning, and I will meet the ninth-rate guests, such as the dean of Xicheng Academy, or go to the house of a dignitary to drink tea, or which distinguished guest asks for Mobao, in short, I am very busy, of course I don't have time to know you, a little family, hehe." ”

Those talented women laughed playfully.

Yan Qi smiled faintly and didn't speak, wanting to withdraw his hand.

It's disgusting to shake hands with this guy who pretends to be B.

Ding Song's aura became strong, thinking that Yan Qi didn't dare to speak, he was afraid of himself, so he grabbed Yan Qi's hand and said with a smile: "What's the hurry, let's shake hands and get to know each other, I've already introduced it, you want to introduce it too, right?" ”

Yan Qi smiled and asked, "What do you want to know?" ”

Ding Song's face was full of disdain: "May I ask this little family ding, is your job to sweep the floor or chop wood?" Or is it a brush of dishes? Or is it sheep herding? Ha ha! ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Everyone could see that Ding Song was deliberately humiliating Yan Qi.

Yan Qiman didn't care: "Dean Ding really wants to know what I'm doing?" ”

Ding Song said: "Say, don't feel inferior, just say it, we are all people with status, and we will definitely not laugh at you." ”

Yan Qi smiled slyly: "I'm digging dung." ”

"Ah, what, dig ...... Excavation......"

Ding Song was taken aback, panicked, and hurriedly pulled his hand back.

Yan Qi was so energetic, he held Dean Ding's hand tightly, and said, "Hey, Dean Ding, don't you want to get to know me well, it will take more time to shake hands." ”

"Hey, that ......"

Ding Song was speechless, this was what he said to Yan Qi just now, and now Yan Qi sent it back, he was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering.

I didn't expect this guy to dig dung, my God.

Yan Qi grabbed Ding Song's hand tightly and said with a smile: "Just now, I was still digging out feces, and before I could wash my hands, Dean Ding shook hands with me, I was really flattered." Dean Ding, you don't dislike me, do you? ”

Dean Ding was so frightened that he was going to die, and his internal organs poured out acid water for a while.

His face was purple and red, and he wanted to vomit.

Who would have thought that after this guy dug up the feces, he didn't even wash his hands.

My hands are writing and drawing, but I didn't expect to be held with the hand that digs dung, which is really unlucky.

"Well, okay, let's let go, I'm ......"

Ding Song struggled and struggled to break free.

Yan Qi grabbed it tighter: "Don't see outside, Dean Ding, are you disgusted that I am a dung digger, is it a little disgusting?" Hey, just now Dean Ding said conclusively: Three hundred and sixty lines, the best in the line, and I want not to be inferior, and also said that you are a person with status, you will not laugh at me, and you will not dislike me. ”

"However, now, why does Dean Ding look disdainful of me, could it be that Dean Ding was telling a lie just now, or that Dean Ding's words just now should be a fart?"

"Ah, no! Absolutely nothing! ”

Ding Song regretted that he pretended to be a fork, there are many people here, all of them are talented people and talented women, and there is An Qing watching from the side.

He is the dean of the witty language study, if he says it, who spills it out, how can he take it back, and it is difficult to collect it?

He could only pinch his nose and admit it, endured his nausea, and said: "Yan Qi, I don't dislike you, digging dung is also work, that, I'm tired, can you let go first?" ”

Yan Qi looked surprised: "Dean Ding is worthy of being a person with status, and he really doesn't dislike me for digging dung, I'm so happy." ”

"That...... Don't dislike it, really don't ...... Don't dislike. ”

Ding Song used his strength to break free.

Yan Qi was deadly and looked courteous: "Dean Ding, you don't know, digging dung is also a technical job." For example, when I dig dung, I am an expert, wearing boots, holding a big shovel, and stirring it into the dung pit, and pieces of yellow and white things come up, and when I raise it like this, the dung flowers are splashing, and flies and mosquitoes are pouring over, and it is black, and there are maggots in it, and those white maggots are dense, and it looks so fulfilling. I just pinched it......"

OMG!

"Please let go."

Ding Song really couldn't listen to it, and his internal organs turned over the river and the sea.

My chest was clogged.

Suddenly, a feeling of nausea came to my heart and spit out uncontrollably down my throat.

"Vomit ......"

Ding Song opened his mouth, and a mouth full of yellow and white things spit out.

The house was filled with a disgusting stench.

"Dean Ding threw up, so disgusting."

"It stinks."

"Dean Ding is too inconsiderate of our feelings."

……

Those talented women were full of disgust and hid away from Ding Song.

An Qing covered her nose, her beautiful eyes glanced at Yan Qi, a little disgusted, and very admirable.

Seventh Brother is really bad enough, and in just a few words, Dean Ding will be embarrassed.

Yan Qi had already given up, watching Ding Song vomit wildly, and said, "Dean Ding, everyone is pulling dung, why are you still spitting dung." It's disgusting, it's disgusting. The dung that comes out of the mouth smells worse than the big dung. Dean Ding, you should clean up the dung you pour yourself, this is called self-reliance. ”

Ding Song vomited for a while, and finally felt better, his mouth was full of sticky saliva, and his mouth was full of foul smell.

The corners of his mouth are flowing with a hara.

On the placket, there are also yellow and white intertwined ideas, wet and uncomfortable.

It's over, it's a shame.

Ding Song turned his back, hurriedly took out a handkerchief, and wiped his saliva away.

However, looking at the large puddle of stinky vomit on the ground, I was ashamed and ashamed, and I longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

At this moment, he hated Yan Qi to death.

However, there is no way to find fault, and there is no way to hate.

Ding Song looked at An Qing, blushing like a monkey's buttocks: "That, Miss An Qing, lost her ...... just now It's rude, where is the broom, I'll clean it. ”

"Dean Ding doesn't have to be ashamed, please sit down, I'll find someone to clean it up."

An Qing summoned the maid and cleaned up the yellow and white things.

When the maid was leaving, she gave Ding Song a disdainful look.

Ding Song is uncomfortable, like sitting on pins and needles.

Ding Song looked at Yan Qi hatefully.

Yan Qi smiled: "There is something I want to say to Dean Ding, I don't know if I should say it or not." ”

Ding Song thought to himself: Lao Tzu is finished, you can't be disgusted with Lao Tzu.

Paralyzed, I'm just listening to how you can pour out the dung.

Ding Song waved his hand very magnificently: "Just speak!" ”

Yan Qi smiled: "Actually, I'm not digging dung......

"You!"

Ding Songqi was angry with green smoke above his head, and he jumped up suddenly: "Yan Qi, you want to be angry with me, right?" ”