Chapter 889: Fun Stories in the Shade
The silver candle autumn light cold painting screen, light Luo small fan fluttering fireflies. The night is as cool as water, lying down to see the morning glory Vega. ——Du Mu "Autumn Evening"
Du Mu's poem is almost tailor-made for Zhu Ping'an, after the tea and food are full, Zhu Ping'an and Li Shu take the bear child and the little Lori to the courtyard to enjoy the cool. In ancient times, there was no air conditioning, and it was customary to cool off in the courtyard at night.
The maids laid the ground in the courtyard, like a bed not a bed, like a bunk not a bunk, a height of about 10 cm from the ground, which can be regarded as an ancient tatami mat, covered with mattresses, skin-friendly soft mats, pillows, thin blankets and other bedding are readily available, and there are more than two meters on the ground, and the bear child and the little Lori Niu Niu don't have to worry about falling off when they roll on it.
Li Shu asked people to sprinkle sulfur powder to repel snakes in the courtyard, and a small snake that couldn't open its eyes broke into the courtyard.
There are several Boshan furnaces placed around the ground shop, the incense burner is like a fairy mountain in the sea, when the spices that repel mosquitoes and insects are lit, I don't know how the spices are made, a part of the incense mist rises and surrounds Boshan, a part of the incense mist sinks down the mountain like a waterfall, the Boshan furnace stores the fragrant soup under the plate, and the incense mist flows into the fragrant soup down the mountain, like the waves rippling in the sea.
Fruit plates, dim sum, snacks, hot tea are naturally essential.
Li Shu held the little Lori, holding a small tortoiseshell stork feather fan in her hand, gently fanning the breeze, which was very warm and harmonious.
As for the disharmony next to him, Zhu Ping'an suppressed the bear child, used the bear child's belly melon as a pillow, crossed Erlang's legs, and was leisurely.
"If you are willing to gamble and lose, your gambling can be."
Zhu Ping'an pillowed the bear child's belly, stretched his waist, and praised the bear child.
"I'm a man, of course I'm going to do what I say." The bear child said angrily with a stiff neck.
"Uh-huh, that's good." Zhu Ping'an bent the corners of his mouth and praised him without hesitation.
If you want the horses to run, you have to give them grass.
"You can answer the question again, I can definitely answer it this time. Hmph, when I answer, it's time for me to sleep with you on my pillow. "The suppressed bear child is once again high-spirited.
"Well, okay, I'm a little embarrassed to have pillowed you for so long, so I'll give you a simple question this time." Zhu Ping'an pillowed the bear child's belly, nodded with a slight smile, and said softly.
When the little girl and the others who were serving next to them heard this, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and giggle, my uncle is going to ask the question again...... And I didn't see where my uncle was embarrassed, but I just saw that my uncle's pillow was very comfortable, and Erlang's legs were cocked.
"I don't need you to be simple, hurry up and get the question." The bear child urged angrily and confidently.
"Let me think, well, there it is, listen up. Ask, why do frogs jump higher than trees? ”
Zhu Ping'an touched his chin, listened to the faint sound of frogs around him, and couldn't help but hook the corners of his lips, and gave the bear child a question.
"Why do frogs jump higher than trees? No way, how can a frog jump higher than a tree, it's not possible at all. After listening to the question, the bear child froze all of a sudden, repeated the question to himself, and then shook the little fat face vigorously, and the flesh on the little fat face flickered.
"Brother-in-law, are you stupid, how can a frog jump higher than a tree?! Frogs can't fly! ”
The bear child shook his head vigorously, he felt that his brother-in-law wouldn't be stupid, how could he come up with such an idiotic question, who hasn't seen a frog, the frog can't jump my waist when it jumps, how tall is the tree, it can't fly, how can it jump higher than the tree.
"Well, yes, uncle, how can a frog jump higher than a tree." The little girl with the bun nodded in approval.
Hearing that the little girl with the bun agreed with herself, the bear child was even more confident.
"Are you sure?" Zhu Ping'an narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly.
Hearing Zhu Ping'an's laughter, the bear child hesitated again, wrinkled his little face and meditated again.
Thinking about it
The bear child's eyes lit up suddenly, "I see, the frog is jumping on the roof." ”
After finishing speaking, the bear child became complacent, and a little fat face was raised, and it seemed that "I'm amazing, praise me" all over his face.
"Well, yes, can you see how a frog can jump higher than that tree when standing on the roof?" Zhu Ping'an smiled and pointed to a big tree opposite and asked.
The tree was right behind the house, and the crown was two or three meters above the roof, and the height was very contrasting.
The bear child looked at it and drooped his head, well, a frog can't jump higher than a tree even if he stands on the roof.
The face of the painted bun was wrinkled, and he fell into contemplation again like a bear child.
Li Shu on the side looked at the bear child who was thinking hard, a pair of watery eyes bent into a crescent moon, and the little Loli Niuniu in her arms finally thought of the answer, a pair of big eyes full of contempt looked at the little brother who was thinking hard.
"I see, frogs are jumping on the rooftops of buildings."
The bear child thought that he had grasped the point again, and shouted excitedly, and a fat face was full of energy again.
Poof......
Li Shu couldn't help but sneer at the birth.
Little Lori reluctantly gave her little brother a big look.
"No, that tree is much taller than the roof......" The bear child caught a glimpse of a tall pine tree in the distance, which seemed to be much taller than the tallest building in the house, so he drooped down his little fat face again, wrinkled like a bitter gourd.
"Brother-in-law, you must have made a mistake. It is impossible for a frog to jump higher than a tree, not even if it stands on the top of a mountain, and there are old tall trees on the mountain. Brother-in-law, you can't do this, if you make a mistake, who can answer it. ”
After thinking about it seriously for a while, the bear child came to a positive conclusion, squinted his little eyes and despised Zhu Ping'an, it was very certain that Tubaozi's brother-in-law made a mistake, and deliberately used this kind of wrong question to blind me, but fortunately I found out.
"Got a mistake?" Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.
"Well, you must have made a mistake." The bear child nodded repeatedly.
"Oh, then I ask you, how high does a frog jump?" Zhu Ping'an asked.
"That's it." The bear child raised his little hand and gestured to the height, and said affirmatively.
"What about the big tree, how high can the big tree jump?" Zhu Ping'an asked again with a smile.
"Brother-in-law, you are stupid, how can a big tree jump!" The bear child glanced at Zhu Ping'an with disdain.
"You're stupid, big trees can't jump, so frogs must jump higher than big trees." Little Lori Niuniu rolled her eyes cutely, and felt that her little brother was a little stupid and hopeless.
Hearing this, the little girl of the bun suddenly opened her small mouth, and hurriedly stretched out her little hand to cover her small mouth, and covered the "ah" sound back, seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on the bear child, she breathed a sigh of relief, such a simple question, why didn't you think of it, fortunately no one found out, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
"Is it a jump? I should have thought of it a long time ago......"
After being despised by the little Lolita Niuniu, the bear child reacted in hindsight and grabbed the hair on the back of his head in annoyance.