Volume 1 Bead Curtain Twilight Rolling West Mountain Rain Chapter 137 The Art of Clichés
Outside the inn, the long-eyebrow Taoist showed a sick middle-aged man to the fullest, not to mention that ordinary people would be deceived by him, and their peers might be deceived by him.
Li Diudiu was wearing a cotton dress and a long skirt, and his walking posture was twisted as much as he could, but with his current height and size, it was actually a little difficult to pretend to be a little girl.
The two walked to the door of the inn, and a guy came out of the inn, who was attracted by Li Didiudiu at first sight, and then muttered to himself.
"This girl's skeleton is so big......"
Li Di said in his heart, I will roll up my sleeves and show you the muscles, do you believe it or not?
"You two, do you want to stay in the hotel?"
The young man said politely: "But the store is full, I'm really sorry, there is an inn not far further on, you can go there and ask." ”
Li Didiuu didn't dare to speak, when he was a child, he pinched his throat and learned that there was no flaw in his female voice, but now he can dub Ruoling with this voice.
Changmei Daoist hurriedly said: "If you don't live in the store, can you set up a stall outside your store?" We don't have much to do with our father and daughter, and I saw a big customer in your store, so I took the liberty to try my luck. ”
The young man turned back and asked the shopkeeper in the house, and the shopkeeper became impatient, stretched out his finger and said, "Don't be at the door, go to the opposite side of the road." ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist nodded hurriedly: "Thank you, thank you." ”
Li Dididiu helped him to the opposite side of the road, opened the Mazha he was carrying, and after sitting down on the side of the road, Li Diudiu lowered his voice and said to the master: "I can't sing it now, this singing will be exposed." ”
Changmei said: "You play the piano, I sing." ”
Li Didiu asked, "Which tune to play?" ”
Long eyebrows said: "Play a beautiful sound." ”
Li Diudiu said: "You can sing the beautiful sound, is it still useful?" ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist glared at him: "Then you come?" ”
Li Diudiu looked down at his body, shook his head and said, "I can sing the beautiful voice with masculinity." ”
Changmei said, "Then what are you talking about...... Bounce it! ”
Li Didiu stretched his hand behind him and flicked it on the back of the head of the long-eyebrow Taoist, and it was quite loud with a bang.
"Bounced."
He smiled, glared at him with long eyebrows and said, "You are a girl, you don't show your teeth, you have to show your molars." ”
Li Didiu nodded hurriedly, and after thinking about it, he should still cover it up, so he covered the lower half of his face with a scarf.
Changmei glanced at it, nodded and said, "You cover your face, my heart feels much better." ”
Li Diudiu sighed: "This man should be the last time to dress up as a woman, and I can't dress like this again in the future." ”
Changmei said: "You are quite sorry in this tone?" ”
Li Diudiu: "Can you sing your ...... honestly?"
The song bounced, and the long-eyebrow Taoist sang a northwest minor tune in his hoarse and hoarse voice, which was originally a song sung by a woman, but after he sang it in this voice, he actually had a different taste.
The long-eyebrow Taoist sang and erected the hexagram flag, and then took the guy out of the package.
Not to mention, it didn't take long for someone to be attracted by this song, and a few men from the Yanshan camp came out to watch, leaned against the door to listen to the music, and then the more they watched, the more curious they became, because there were too many things that Changmei Daoist took out.
"Old man."
One of the men walked over, looked at the long-eyebrow Taoist, and then looked at Li Diudiu, and immediately lost interest, that body is not attractive at all, if Li Diudiu walks at night in this outfit, it is estimated that there is no danger, and the man with a smaller body will probably feel that he can't beat him when he sees him.
The man asked, "Are you singing music or telling fortunes in this stall?" ”
Changmei hurriedly replied: "Singing a song is also a hexagram." ”
He patted the whetstone next to him and said, "You can also sharpen scissors and kitchen knives, and you can also pick ears and shave beards and foot massage." ”
The man was stunned.
At this time, Tian Zhanyuan, the fifth master of the Yanshan camp, came out in a hurry, just now his wife's expression changed slightly after hearing the song, obviously touching his heart, he was going to order his subordinates to drive Changmei and them away, but his wife said not to drive them away, I wanted to listen to the song.
Tian Zhanyuan came out to take a look and asked what the old and young would be.
As soon as he came out, he heard Changmei introducing his business, and he was stunned when he heard it, and said that the world is not good now, and even the conditions for selling art are so high?
"Old man."
Tian Zhanyuan walked in front of Changmei, looked at Li Diudiu by the way, and then shuddered, and said in his heart What are you doing by taking a look......
In fact, Li Diudiu's appearance is not ugly, but his skeleton is already very large, and he looks bloated in cotton clothes, so he is a little burly.
He asked the long-eyebrow Taoist: "Do you still know how to tell hexagrams?" ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist hurriedly said: "I used to have a Taoist to guide me, and I was rough and fur. ”
As soon as Tian Zhanyuan waved his hand, someone immediately moved a stool out, and after he sat down in front of Changmei, he said, "Then you can show me how my face is." ”
Changmei answered, pretending to look at it, and then shrank back as if startled.
"This countenance...... It's a noble face, this gentleman ......"
Changmei leaned forward, lowered his voice and said: "Your face is really incredible, the ransom people don't dare to salute rashly, may I ask, is it the prince?" ”
Tian Zhanyuan was stunned by what he said, and he reacted after a while, this old man said that he had the life of the king, he immediately became happy, and laughed: "I'm not." ”
"That's not right."
The long-eyebrow Taoist said with a puzzled face: "Looking at the face of the gentleman, it is really the appearance of great wealth and nobility, and there is a prominent appearance in his life, and the most unfortunate is the prince." ”
"Hahahaha......"
Tian Zhanyuan said with a smile: "You charlatans, you will pick up beautiful words and say, I am just a businessman, you are mistaken." ”
Although he didn't believe it, he was happy in his heart, and ordered his subordinates to give Changmei a few rewards.
Seven or eight out of ten of these people who sell their lives on the knife believe in ghosts and gods, and if they meet a fortune teller, most of them will give a reward and ask for a few auspicious words.
The long-eyebrow Taoist got the reward, and the auspicious words naturally erupted.
He smiled and said: "Sir, your face is not only rich, but also long-lived, look at Mr.'s face, there are thirty this year?" ”
Tian Zhanyuan smiled: "You are wrong again, I am forty-two years old." ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist waved his hand again and again: "You can't lie, Mr.'s face will definitely not be more than thirty years old." ”
Tian Zhanyuan's lips bloomed with a smile, this old man is really good at talking.
"I'm indeed forty-two, you say I have a longevity, then you see, how long can I live?"
The long-eyed Taoist hurriedly said: "I don't dare to say it clearly, but I will be over a hundred years old." ”
Li Diudiu thought that his master's eloquence had not picked up a woman for so many years, and he was really ashamed of his mouth.
Tian Zhanyuan smiled and leaned back, and ordered someone to reward, and put a large handful of copper coins into the wooden basin in front of the Changmei Daoist, and the eyebrows and eyes of the Changmei were also smiling, and it seemed that the sickness was weakened by three points.
"Look again, when will I be able to be the prince?"
Tian Zhanyuan leaned forward and asked in a very low voice.
The Changmei Daoist also pressed forward, and the two of them were almost facing each other, and he said in a lower voice: "I'm going to be beheaded when I say this......" Tian Zhanyuan took out a piece of silver about three or four taels from his money bag, and he put it in the hand of the Changmei Daoist and smiled: "You only tell me, I don't tell others, who will cut off your head?" ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist hurriedly thanked him, put away the silver, and then lowered his voice and said: "Judging from Mr.'s face, he should already be a prince at this time, but Mr. said no, that is, there is a hurdle in his life, this hurdle was originally Mr.'s nobleman, but because he is too rich and noble, Mr. can't step over, so the prince's life can't come for the time being." ”
Tian Zhanyuan's face changed.
"Tell me better," he asked. ”
Changmei Daoren said: "Judging from the face and palmistry, I can only see so much, and please give me the eight characters of my birthday." ”
Tian Zhanyuan said it again, and his face became solemn.
Changmei pinched his fingers for a long time, and then his face changed greatly, he seemed to be trembling with fright, and he couldn't even sit still.
When Tian Zhanyuan saw him like this, his face also changed, and his mood became anxious.
"What the hell is going on?"
The long-eyebrow Taoist pinched his fingers for a while, and then said in a slightly trembling voice: "Sir, I don't dare to say ......"
Tian Zhanyuan was furious and said viciously: "If you don't say it, not only will I take the silver back, but also take your life." ”
Changmei trembled again, and his voice trembled more and more, "Okay, okay, I'll say I'...... From the point of view of the number of lives, there are two nobles in the first life, one is the largest and the other is second, but the largest one seems to be the one who stops the number of first lives. ”
Tian Zhanyuan suddenly thought of Yu Chaozong, if he hadn't taken refuge in Yu Chaozong back then, his team would have been wiped out by the government.
He immediately asked, "That man is going to kill me?" ”
The long-eyed Taoist shook his head and said, "That person's life is extremely expensive, and it should be ...... There should be a number of ninety-five, but the strange thing is that there is a noble person with a similar number of lives in the first life, this noble and that nobleman, the number of fates is conflicting, and the two nobles of the ninety-five number appear in your life Mr. is a good thing and a danger, this number of lives, I have never seen or heard of before. ”
When Tian Zhanyuan heard this, he couldn't help but muttered to himself...... Could it be the second brother?
He lost his mind for a moment, not realizing what he had said.
Li Diudiu knew in his heart that the big villain in the Yanshan camp was the second brother, that is, the second leader of the Yanshan camp, but he didn't know that the guy in front of him was the leader of the Yanshan camp.
Tian Zhanyuan was in a trance for a moment, and then asked eagerly: "Then you say, how should I get along with those two nobles?" ”
The long-eyebrow Taoist lowered his voice and said: "Not in you, sir, but in the final outcome of those two nobles, although they are now in the same room and have been as close as brothers, but sooner or later there will be a fight, and when the time comes, it will be seen who wins whom, if the biggest nobleman wins......"
He looked at Tian Zhanyuan and said, "Sir, this prince's life, I'm afraid it's going to be broken." ”
Tian Zhanyuan's face changed suddenly, and a touch of fierceness flashed in his eyes.
What kind of character Changmei is, judging based on known news, and then trying to find out the truth is too simple for him.
Seeing that Tian Zhanyuan's face had become so ugly, the long-eyebrow Taoist immediately said: "But Mr. has a noble look on his face now, so it shouldn't be a big deal, I shouldn't be mistaken." ”
Tian Zhanyuan immediately asked: "The small one, will win the big one?" ”
Changmei nodded mysteriously: "That's probably the case, but it's not without variables." ”
Tian Zhanyuan let out a long breath, and then asked again: "What if I kill the big one?" ”
Changmei pretended to be startled, and then shook his head again and again: "Life and death, don't dare to say it." ”
Tian Zhanyuan snorted and said, "It seems that you really have some ability, how much money can you say?" ”