"Not really! Didn't this stinky boy just cut down his weapon? So, is that? How dare you really orchestrate me, wait for him to be caught, and see that I don't smoke him to death! Cheng Yanjin shouted angrily!

Li Er shook his head: "Don't be angry, he called me by my name there, and I didn't say anything!" I've heard a few things about this, but it's all scattered, I wonder if Zhijie can satisfy my curiosity? ”

Cheng Zhijie began to talk about the cause of this incident again, and the two of them said while drinking: "It's not because that Mao Shenwei is old and black, it's okay to be angry with me!"

I think since I've had a meal with you and you've been squeezed by you, why don't you go home and instruct the children in martial arts! Huai Mo Huailiang's martial arts were mediocre, and he didn't work very hard, so he called Hong'er!

Hong'er's martial arts are still successful, and he can still hand over a few moves......"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Li Er almost choked!

What the? How many tricks to give? Although Cheng Biting Jin has become Cheng Zhijie, your face has not changed at all!

Who doesn't know what you were like? Let Cheng Hong only defend and not attack first! Then draw circles to make boundaries......

The most outrageous thing is that ~ in the end, I actually asked Cheng Hong to take a toothpick to crossbow you......

Just like that, you dare to say that your martial arts are still successful? Can you hand over two tricks? Cheng Zhijie, do you know the festival?

"Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Cheng Zhijie got up......

"Ahem! Nothing! Nothing! Choked on drinking! You continue! You continue! Li Er waved his hand and asked Cheng Zhijie to continue!

"Oh! Originally, I wanted to give me some pointers, and let them practice on their own, who would have thought that Wei Chi was so shameless, and he had to chase me at home!

Angry, seeing me pointing out Hong'er's martial arts, he had to go up to compare things, his three-legged cat's kung fu, how can he compare with his ministers!

After going up, Wu'er hit him with one hand, and he couldn't fight back, and in just one round, he almost scrapped his weapon, so he wrapped the blade with raw silk cooked cowhide, for fear of hurting him, and fought with him ......"

Li Er listened like pins and needles here, if he didn't know the facts, it would be quite lively to listen to, but Li Er knew the facts, which was embarrassing!

Cheng Zhijie compared himself to a peerless master! Like Wei Chigong and Li Jizhi and the like, it is impossible to compete with them at all!

The last axe abolished Cheng Hong's weapon and knocked Cheng Hong to the roof......

In the end, Cheng Zhijie was a little embarrassed: "At that time, the minister was a little dizzy, and he was speechless for a while, and said something offensive, the minister's crime!" The sin of the minister! ”

……

"In other words~ you asked Cheng Hong to write that you were the emperor?" Li Er said!

"Minister, minister......" Cheng Zhijie's sweat is down!

"Hahaha! You are a bastard, and your angry words were taken seriously by the leather monkey! It turns out that you were impeached today, and you brought it on yourself! Li Er laughed!

Cheng Zhijie saw that His Majesty was not angry: "Your Majesty, don't say it, I'll be angry when I mention this!" said to be the emperor, but it's good, Wagangzhai is a mountain, and the ground is stuck in a pit, so let me go down the pit!

Take out the dragon robe and be the emperor, this is really a cheat! Forget about the pit father, what kind of emperor is Nawa Gangzhai? A mountain is as big, and the king of the mountain is not the biggest!

Return the emperor, and he is not afraid of being laughed at!

The most annoying thing is that the emperor of ~three years actually gave the emperor away because of three days! I'm stigmatizing!

And yes~ Your Majesty, what do you think this bastard has written for me? The whole one is an iron Hanhan! robbed the emperor and actually reported his real name! also reported You Junda's name by the way......

Just those few lines of poetry are quite my heart! I'm driving this way! I planted this tree! To get from here! Leave to buy road money! Half a word! Kill or bury! ”

Li Er......

Is that poetry? You are all called Cheng Zhijie, I advise you to know the etiquette!

Li Er smiled: "Drink!" Drink! Sometimes I really want to see what this mountain king is like! ”

"Your Majesty, what can the King of the Mountain be? At the time of the former Sui Dynasty, the people were not able to make a living, and the so-called mountain king was just a homeless person who couldn't survive!

When they went down the mountain to rob, they were also holding hoes and sticks, and they even fell down when the wind blew......

Ay! What kind of robbery is that, it's better to say robbery than to block the road and ask for food!

Now the days are good! If you can eat enough, a fool is willing to drill the mountain to become a king! ”

Li Er nodded: "Harsh government is fiercer than a tiger!" ”

Cheng Zhijie breathed a long sigh of relief, this level has finally passed!

What a sword just now! Li Er asked Cheng Zhijie that sentence ~ You asked Cheng Hong to write that you were the emperor?

If this is answered well, it is a joke, if it is not answered well, although it will not lose its head, but it will also leave a bad foundation in His Majesty's heart!

After all these bad things are accumulated together, how can they die!

When you become an emperor, you are alone! Anyone's word needs to be considered! Who knew that Cheng Zhijie's impeachment was a joke!

But why do they want to impeach? And think that His Majesty will definitely punish Cheng Zhijie?

Because of the heart of the emperor! He will not allow the slightest sign of rebellion!

Even if it's fake!

Fake? What's wrong with the fake? Who knows if you're tempting? The real can become fake, why can't the fake become real?

In this regard, the emperors of all dynasties would rather kill mistakes than let go!

And Cheng Zhijie explained, and secretly praised Li Er: This is not the former Sui, the people are not happy, and if they say that they rebel, they will rebel!

This is Datang! The people live and work in peace and contentment, and only fools rebel! And all this, isn't it still the leadership of His Majesty? I'm Lao Cheng, a person who lost the emperor for three years in three years, what do you think of me?

What's more, the dragon robe was taken out of the pit, and I will forget about the pit, but I can't continue to pit! A mountain king is just entertaining himself!

Li Er's sentence of harsh government is fiercer than a tiger, and indirectly told Cheng Zhijie ~ There is no harsh government in Datang, let alone a tiger! You don't have to worry about me finding you!

But there is one point~ This Cheng Hong is not hidden by you, nor is it hidden by me!

I want to see where he is!

Since you said you didn't hide it, you have to see where he is!

You have hidden, the sin of deceit! didn't hide it, but you have to see where this Cheng Hong is hiding! A place where he can be hidden at all costs.

Is it difficult for Cheng Hong to have an unknown force in Chang'an? This force is under your nose, and you haven't noticed it?

This Cheng Hong seems to be very arrogant, how can he accumulate such a force without a sound? What does he want to do?

Cheng Hong's involvement in the royal family is not small, if he has any bad intentions......

Cheng Yanjin also thought of this, he had just escaped the danger, and suddenly felt sorry for Cheng Hong again!

How about this kid being caught by me? Take a beating up in the sky! What else could it be? What if I can still kill you?

I don't know what to think, this kid is good at everything, but he's afraid of pain! I heard that even His Majesty beat him, he dared to go to the room......

Ay! Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren! Let him go!