Chapter 134: The king will punish you with three days of fasting
Yun Jue waited left and right and waited for his master to come back, and he was also anxious, thinking about letting the guards find it, but he was afraid that the guards would scatter some moths when the guards scattered, so he had to ask people to bring the thirteen killers up, so as to relieve the boredom.
In the past two days, Yun Jue has been lying on horseback all day, holding his breath in his heart! As soon as he saw those killers being thrown on the ground one by one, his heart became nameless, and he was helped to find a place to sit down, and he remembered the method of torturing people.
Of course, the guards are no strangers to the socks stuffed in the killers' mouths, and suddenly they can feel their bare feet sweating out! While secretly admiring the emperor's wisdom, he didn't forget to hide his mouth and snicker.
The killers had long been in a trance by those stinky socks, and suddenly saw the light of day, and couldn't help but become excited, and their mouths kept making mmmmmmmmm
"Lord Yun, what are you going to do next?" A guard asked very kindly.
"Hang them up first." Yun Jue waved his injured arm and commanded a little comically.
"Yes."
The thirteen killers were quickly hung up by the guards with ropes, and at a glance, they were black and shabu, to the point of being a bit of a horror movie.
Yun Jue said again: "Which of you still has socks, give them a change of taste." After saying that, he felt that something was missing, and hurriedly continued: "The more smelly, the better." ”
When the killers heard his words, their eyes widened in horror. Nima, if you want to kill, you have to chop casually, don't play like this.
But apparently, no one listened to them. The guards held the socks they had just taken off, their eyes were full of reluctance, the socks stinked a little, but they didn't grind their feet when they put them on.
With tears in their eyes, the guards endured the stench and changed the socks in the mouths of the killers. Now, the killers really want to die.
"Lord Yun, wouldn't it be too cheap to hang them like this?"
Shouldn't all the arrested killers be tortured to extract confessions? So many of them looked at them dryly, would they want to bask in the sun, just thinking so, a guard asked.
"So you can do whatever you want, as long as you don't kill them." Yun Jue is really blackened now, as the head of the dark department of the Regent Palace, he is actually the most proficient in all kinds of torture to extract confessions. But these people in front of them knew at a glance that the dead soldiers were raised, and it was even more difficult to get some words out of their mouths than to ascend to the sky. Therefore, he really couldn't think of any other way than to use tyrannical means to wear down their will little by little.
"Is it really okay if you don't get killed?" Someone asked cautiously.
"Hmm." Yun Jue nodded. "As long as you don't get killed."
Hearing what he said, the guards were so happy that they were about to jump into the sky, they were originally subordinates under the Cloud Determination Dark Department, and they were also in charge of the punishment, but since they embarked on the southbound road with their master as an entourage guard, not to mention the torture, they felt that the punishment tools they put in the package were about to rust.
In the frightened eyes of the killers, they took out those strange torture instruments one by one, Yun Jue's eyelids jumped, when did these boys become so good, why didn't His Majesty come out to help him when he beat him?
After a while, there were all kinds of ghosts crying wolf howls in the forest, and the socks that had fallen because they couldn't stand the pain and struggled were picked up and stuffed into their mouths again, for which the killers were disgusted and wanted to cry without tears.
And at this time, Su Yitong was no better than them, in the thorn forest, the brocade clothes on her body were torn into strips of cloth, but what frightened her even more was the fierce tiger behind her who was rushing towards her, the king of beasts.
"Help......"
Su Yitong shouted for help while running, her big eyes were almost covered by the sweat dripping from her forehead, but she didn't dare to stop.
Heavy wheezing echoed in the mountains, and the clothes on Su Yitong's body were so sweaty that they could wring out water, but the tiger behind her had no intention of giving up its prey.
Su Yitong really wanted to scold her mother, the unlucky energy in this life has not been as embarrassed as now, I knew that she would not run around. Now it's okay, the horse is lost, and the way back can't be found, it seems that she will definitely die today.
Thinking like this, Su Yitong's pace became slower and slower.
Seeing the tiger getting closer and closer to her, she couldn't help but close her eyes in horror, waiting for the next second of death.
However, the expected pain did not come. Because in the midst of the lightning and flint, the wind wings had already swept in front of her, and the tiger was slapped out with one palm.
With a "bang", the ground shook as the heavy object fell and the earthquake shook.
Is it dead? Su Yitong's body followed for a while, and she opened her eyes a little suddenly, and she was afraid of seeing her mutilated corpse, so her eyes just opened and closed quickly, until the familiar voice suddenly sounded in her ears. "It's okay."
Su Yitong opened his eyes in disbelief, "Feng Feiyi, how did you find here?" ”
Then, the tears of grievance fell, and she choked and wiped her tears: "Why did you come, do you know that I almost died." ”
If it weren't for her agility and speed, she would have become the tiger's meal.
"I'm ......" Feng Feiyi opened his mouth, and there seemed to be a flash of fear in his inky eyes. Then, he took her into his arms with some distress and said softly: "Promise me, don't run around in the future." ”
As soon as he remembered the scene just now, he felt terrified, if he hadn't come in time, what would have happened next, he didn't dare to think about it.
"Well," Su Yitong rubbed his snot on him and choked up: "Don't run, don't run, I won't run if you kill me." ”
Feng Feiyi listened to her words, laughed angrily, but was helpless, and was silent for a long time before looking at her embarrassed and said, "Let's go back." ”
He had been looking for several hours in this mountain, and they must have been anxious to wait, and if they didn't go back, they would have to come out to find it en masse. At that time, the procession was scattered among the mountains, and I was afraid that it would delay the rush again.
"And what about it?" Su Yitong sniffed, looking at the dying tiger with fear in his eyes, and asked in a low voice.
"What do you want to do?"
"I ......" Su Yitong lowered her eyelids, as if she was shy, but she said shocking words in her mouth. I heard that tiger meat is delicious, can you get it back......
The meaning is self-explanatory. Feng Feiyi felt tired for the first time, such a big tiger had more than a hundred catties, and he wanted to let the regent carry it back? Wouldn't that make your subordinates laugh out of their big teeth! Thinking of this, he shook his head decisively and refused: "No." ”
"Why ......" Su Yitong looked at him with wide eyes, pitiful.
"No...... "Feng Feiyi looked away, and walked away." Let's go. ”
Hearing that there was no movement behind him, he couldn't help but turn around and look at Su Yitong who was still hesitating in place after walking a few steps. Su Yitong said pitifully: "But people really want to eat tiger meat." ”
Tigers are rare and protected animals in modern times, not to mention eating meat, and even looking at them costs money. Although she almost lost her life because of the tiger just now, it didn't affect her mood to eat tiger meat in the slightest. And she's not stupid, she hasn't whimsically raised a tiger as a pet.
Therefore, the only value of this tiger's existence is to fill her stomach.
"No......" Feng Feiyi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he retracted his gaze and continued to walk forward.
"Why?" Su Yitong trotted to catch up with him and asked puzzledly.
"It's too heavy to carry......" was wrapped tightly by her, and Feng Feiyi had to explain the reason.
"But I want to eat it." Su Yitong tried to use the emperor's coercion to suppress him.
"I can't carry it." However, His Royal Highness the Prince Regent did not buy it.
"You ......" Su Yitong was exhausted, stomped his feet on the spot, and simply didn't leave.
However, after a stick of incense, someone who didn't buy it carried the dead tiger back without any effort. And Su Yitong may be because of the rest of his life after the catastrophe, or because he can eat tiger meat immediately, he chattered all the way, and his mouth never stopped, as for what she said, Feng Feiyi said that he didn't want to hear it.
When Yun Jue and the others watched their master come back with the tiger on his head, their jaws fell to the ground in shock. What's the situation, they are old and dizzy, do they see dazzling? When did the master of his own house who was high up and not stained with dust be reduced to doing chores for others.
However, accustomed to the nonsensical principle of Feng Feiyi's pet Su Yitong, everyone was relieved after being stunned for a while. After all, they have all seen it more exaggerated than that, and what else is unacceptable to them.
"Come ......" Su Yitong was like a happy elf, he didn't even have time to change his clothes, so he gathered everyone and said: "Everyone has a good day today, hurry up and set up the pot, hurry up and set up the pot......"
The atmosphere was so lively that the thirteen killers who were hanging from the tree burst into tears, and they shouted in their hearts that God had eyes.
The pot was set up after a while, and the guards worked together to quickly dispose of the tiger by disemboweling and disemboweling it.
Su Yitong came out of the car with a change of clothes, and little stars appeared in his eyes when he smelled the smell of meat. When Feng Feiyi came back from taking a bath, she saw Su Yitong like this, only to see that in the overlap of light and shadow, she was dressed in white, as beautiful as the morning sun and the rising sun, and she was elegant and captivating.
At this time, Yun Jue limped over, interrupted his gaze a little inopportunely, and asked, "Master, will we go on the road after eating this meal?" ”
"How's your injury?" Feng Feiyi looked at him sideways, as if he knew that he was injured.
However, it was such a small greeting from him, Yun Jue was almost moved to tears. Great, the master finally remembered him.
However, before he could answer, Feng Feiyi continued: "Your Majesty is also half responsible for this escape. When he said this, he paused slightly before saying, "So...... Then the king will punish you with three days of fasting. ”
"Master ......" Yun decided to cry without tears, only to feel sad and angry in his heart. Master, is it really good to be so eccentric? Buttoning your hat indiscriminately is going to be punished.