Chapter 300: Farce

Mr. Li didn't know how to convince these women in white that he was their ancestor.

So he decided to say a name, about a quarter of a pillar of incense, and the mistress of the swords would believe him thoroughly and prepare him some meals.

"Rest the white clouds."

He said.

All the women in white really froze, they looked at each other, they didn't know what to do for a while, they felt unbelievable, as if they were dreaming, they really waited for this day.

Mr. Li was still a little unsure, but now he knew that the name had a role, because he knew who he was by the looks on the women's faces.

"Did she leave a last word?"

Mr. Li asked.

"Master."

A group of women in white leaned down and bowed.

Half an hour, in a pavilion in the mountains, Mr. Li stood in front of the portrait and looked at it carefully, after so long, even her appearance was actually blurred, and he felt that he was really a scumbag.

"It's me who I'm sorry for you."

Mr. Li said to himself: "Everything is good between us, but the ideas are different, you are too high-spirited, you want to do great things, even if you don't want to fight for the world, you have to be the first in the world in martial arts, but I don't want to." ”

He sighed and said, "I just want to hold on." ”

There was only him in this room, his eyes were a little wandering when he spoke, this place had little connection with his memory, there were only a few huts here, and now there are all pavilions.

"You don't know how important it is for someone like me to survive."

Mr. Li raised his butt and sat down on the offering table, and reached out to take a piece of dim sum to eat, which was a tribute, but of course people like him were not taboo.

"If I really listened to you and fought for something, there might be a son of the plane to clean me up, I told you at the time, you don't believe it, say I'm crazy."

Mr. Li sighed: "There is a person surnamed Wang, who has done everything you have to do, and then a person surnamed Liu has cleaned him up, can you believe the meteorite rain falling from the sky?" ”

At this moment, a woman in white leaned over outside and said, "Master, the hot water is boiled." ”

Mr. Li snorted, turned around and asked, "What did your ancestor say in her last words?" ”

The woman glanced at Mr. Li and quickly lowered her head, a little fear in her eyes, because the person in front of her was an old monster.

"The last words of the ancestor said, saying that you will come back sooner or later, and it will probably be absurd when you come back, saying that no matter what way you come back, don't be surprised, I just didn't expect that the ancestor came back on a pig...... He also said that when you came back, maybe your appearance didn't change. ”

Mr. Li sighed when he heard this.

"I'll take a shower and eat and leave."

Mr. Li jumped down from the offering table and said as he walked: "This place is beautiful and suitable for seclusion, if it weren't for your ancestors forcing me back then...... Forget it, don't mention the past, I will go to the back mountain to raise pigs, don't come to me if you have nothing to do, don't use it if you have something, you can send a signal, I will come to the rescue, read that you are all her heirs, I can give you cheaper when I sell pork. ”

“......”

As soon as he went out, he saw the current door master of Yunyin Mountain standing in the courtyard with hundreds of female disciples, and when he saw him come out, the door master took everyone to bow down.

"Meet the Master."

Mr. Li was taken aback, every now and then, he seemed to be reminded of how unreasonable his existence was.

"Don't do that, you don't have to respect me, because I really haven't taught you anything."

The door master leaned over and said, "But all the exercises in Yunyin Mountain were left by you, the ancestor." ”

Mr. Li said: "I gave it to her, she passed it down, and it was hers." ”

The master of the door pleaded: "Master, stay, we need Master." ”

Mr. Li thought about it, he felt that these women would be very annoying, so he shook his head decisively: "No, no, no, I won't stay, otherwise, if you are bored, I will teach you some more things, and I will talk about it after I take a bath." ”

Half an hour later, Mr. Li sat cross-legged on the high platform, hundreds of disciples looked up at him, everyone had reverence in their eyes, and the thousands of wonderful methods of Yunyin Mountain were all left by the people in front of them, so they said that it was magical or not?

Now, what is he going to teach, and what kind of magic will it be? There was anticipation in everyone's eyes.

"You practice all day long, the days are really boring, and life will be boring, I teach you a few things now, you can use them for recreation in the future, will you play mahjong? Someone will someone who won't, has that blood flowed like a river to play? ”

The people down there are all confused.

"Fight enough, fight the landlord, upgrade, pull the car ......"

Mr. Li said: "You have learned this, and the future will not be so boring, I will teach you this, you don't have to go to the back mountain to find me, remember to remember." ”

In the valley, the group of wild boars was scurrying and gnawing, and they looked up from time to time to see that none of them wanted to run, and the domestic pigs were not so obedient.

Jizhou City.

Li Qi got into the carriage and was about to go back, Yu Jiuling shook the whip, and the carriage started slowly.

Yu Jiuling heard Li Qi say that he would give all the proceeds from the seal auction to Prince Yu, although he couldn't stand it in distress, but after thinking about it, it didn't seem to be a loss to do so.

Since then, Prince Yu should never have any hostility and embarrassment towards Li Qi again, and one seal can protect so many people, it should not be just a loss.

But this has nothing to do with whether you are distressed or not, and you are distressed if you don't lose.

Yu Jiuling asked Li Qi, "When did you decide to give the auction of the seal to Prince Yu?" ”

Li Qi said: "From the time he entered the door." ”

He smiled and said, "He's coming too fast." ”

Yu Jiuling said: "Actually, I know what you think. ”

Li Qi glanced at him: "You know again?" ”

Yu Jiuling said: "You're because of Xiahou, right?" If you don't do this, Xiahou will be very embarrassed, and I think, you should have considered it before, once there is an entanglement with Prince Yu because of the seal, then immediately give up the seal, because of the reluctance of the seal, Xiahou will quarrel with Prince Yu, maybe not just quarrel, their father-son relationship is not good, you don't want to make their father-son relationship worsen because of your business. ”

Li Qi said: "You have such an empathetic ability, you can make a stall and tell hexagrams." ”

Yu Jiuling said: "The Taoist chief refused to accept me, saying that I couldn't do it. ”

Li Qi asked: "Actually, your talent is good, what he probably said is that your image is too obscene and difficult for others to believe." ”

Yu Jiuling: "......"

The carriage passed through the street, and it was safe and sound along the way, and after entering the compound of the carriage and horse shop, Yu Jiuling felt a little incredible.

"Why didn't anyone make a move?"

Li Qi shook his head: "I don't know, I thought someone would make a move." ”

They didn't go fast on the way back, and no one saw Li Qi when he got into the car, this was the best time to kill Li Qi, but the people in the dark actually calmed down.

It was about half a mile away from the carriage and horse shop, and Uncle Yingying, who was crawling on the roof, finally only sighed.

She wanted to make a move several times on the way back from Li Qi, but she endured them all, she has a sensitivity far beyond ordinary people, especially the perception of danger.

She couldn't see anything, she didn't notice anything, but she just knew that someone must be waiting for her to make a move.

The carriage stopped, Li Qi got out of the carriage first, and then Ye Zhuzhu also got down from the carriage, he was in the carriage all the time.

Ye Zhuzhu said: "It doesn't have to be a master, but it must be very."

Clever. ”

Li Qi said: "I'm tired of Mr. Ye." ”

Ye Zhuzhu's eyes narrowed slightly: "Don't say that, you suddenly became polite, I suspect that you have to repay the debt, and you can't miss one or two pieces of meat in the shabu-shabu, not a single vegetable leaf." ”

Li Qi snorted and laughed: "Am I that stingy person?" ”

Ye Zhuzhu: "Yes." ”

Li Qi: "......"

March River Building.

Xu Yuyu knew that this seal would not be able to get his hands no matter what, not to mention that it was impossible to rob it, even if he bought it, it would not fall into his hands.

Prince Yu is sitting here, who dares to rob it?

Xu Zhiyu knows very well that he is not the only one who wants to rob, these brightly dressed bigwigs here are all virtuous, and how many people are hiding outside, everyone knows in their hearts.

Xiahou Zhuo sat in the private room on the second floor, he didn't care what the people below thought, he just cared how much those words could sell.

Prince Yu seemed to be in a good mood and in good spirits, and after sitting for a while, he actually got up and personally went to the stage to preside over the auction of those few words.

In the end, the people of the Cui family came up with a way, and the people of the Cui family bought all these words at the price of 8,000 taels per word, and Prince Yu was happy to give them a favor.

Next is the auction of the seal, this thing, there is no price, and if you want it and are not short of money, he may buy it if you want hundreds of thousands of taels.

Originally, everyone's plans were similar, this seal was about 50,000 taels at most, and no matter how high it was, it was a bit absurd, the way of the world was like this, even if this was Mr. Songming's only seal.

But today, Li Qi dug a big hole for them, Li Qi said that the auction proceeds of this seal were used as military funds for Prince Yu, military funds?

The military budget is 50,000 taels, which is meaningless.

Li Qi's pit has pitted all the people present, unless they all bite the bullet and don't bid.

Cui Tai was relatively bad, and seeing that no one was bidding first, he looked at the representative sent by his family, and he felt that it was time to bid first, whether he bought it or not, the person who bid first had a good impression of Prince Yu.

Cui Chenglan also thought of this, he got up and said: "Such a heavy treasure, if the bid is low, it really insults Mr. Songming, I will throw bricks and lead the jade, if it is not good to set the reserve price, then I will bid 150,000 taels." ”

As soon as this sentence came out, everyone present scolded in their hearts for selling a batch, and then they were annoyed, why didn't I make the first bid? The first bidder may not be the one who bought it in the end, but the opportunity has already been taken, and as soon as he opens his mouth, it will be 150,000 yuan, which is a disguised military expense to Prince Yu.

If you give it so high all of a sudden, how can the people behind you give it?

With the first, the second bad guy quickly appeared.

Xie Qing and the others smiled and said, "180,000 taels." ”

Anyway, the second bidder may not be able to win, and the latter one doesn't make a bid, wouldn't it offend Prince Yu?

Xu Yuyu thought that I wouldn't buy it anyway, just play.

So Xu Yuyu raised his hand and said, "Two hundred thousand taels!" ”

The corners of Xiahou Zhuo's mouth on the second floor hooked up a sneer, these people really make people feel funny.

This scramble is not loyalty, but they react, and whoever shouts first has the advantage.

The people of the Wang family raised their hands and said, "Two hundred and twenty thousand taels." ”

"Two hundred and fifty thousand taels."

A man who didn't know whose house shouted, and when he finished shouting, he retracted his head.

You say it's a farce, someone has to pay for it in the end, you say it's not a farce, but it makes people feel weird and bizarre to watch.

Prince Yu doesn't care if it's a farce or not, he sees how much money he can collect in the end.

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